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2017-08-11 09:07:27 PM  
Buh-bye
 
2017-08-11 11:42:23 PM  
For generations, prominent southerns have sought rationalization for the Confederacy succession in defense of slavery, which result in the Civil War.

Ugh.
 
2017-08-11 11:43:41 PM  
Fark off honky cracker biatches
 
2017-08-11 11:51:34 PM  
You know you guys won't get to keep those military bases, right?
 
2017-08-12 12:04:27 AM  
As a white Southerner, fark those asshats. I prefer the US Constitution over the Confederate Constitution. The US Constitution enables states' rights while the Confederate one doesn't.

Let your tiny heads wrap around THAT fact, stupid secessionists.
 
2017-08-12 01:03:30 AM  
Let's give them one state. Which one can we best afford to lose?
 
2017-08-12 01:19:28 AM  
oh look, traitors to this country.  how lovely.

what is it with conservatives anyways?  they all seem to be disturbingly comfortable with treason and violence.
 
2017-08-12 01:20:17 AM  

LadySusan: Let's give them one state. Which one can we best afford to lose?


i'm thinking we round up all these idiots, and air drop 'em into North Korea with a full combat load and maps of various objectives.  let 'em keep what they kill.
 
2017-08-12 01:28:34 AM  

Weaver95: oh look, traitors to this country.  how lovely.

what is it with conservatives anyways?  they all seem to be disturbingly comfortable with treason and violence.


And there was a white supremacist march through Charlottesville, VA earlier tonight, complete with torches.
 
2017-08-12 01:31:38 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Weaver95: oh look, traitors to this country.  how lovely.

what is it with conservatives anyways?  they all seem to be disturbingly comfortable with treason and violence.

And there was a white supremacist march through Charlottesville, VA earlier tonight, complete with torches.


I know.  its been all over my twitter feed.  makes me sick to see those pictures, and angry that I can't just shove US history data files into their gotdamn thick skulled armored brain cases.  is it wrong that I want to go all 'clockwork orange' on trumpers and download decades of learning into their brains until they go from crazy to sane/educated?  sure, I'd break most of 'em in the process, but they're already stone cold f*ck nuts so its acceptable losses, right?
 
2017-08-12 01:56:14 AM  
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2017-08-12 02:32:33 AM  
Oh, FFS.
 
2017-08-12 02:42:42 AM  

LadySusan: Let's give them one state. Which one can we best afford to lose?


You have to ask on Fark?
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or Arizona.
 
2017-08-12 02:43:15 AM  
About 1/3 of the populations in these states are liberals, including myself, so as long as we're allowed to move out and join the Union, I'm down with letting them and all their Republican votes go. They can have that whole bit that borders Mexico, since that's what they're so worked up about-- and THEN we build the wall.
 
2017-08-12 02:45:43 AM  
Trump got impeached?
Oh.
 
2017-08-12 02:46:23 AM  

LadySusan: Let's give them one state. Which one can we best afford to lose?


Rhode Island? ( easy for us to contain, I imagine.)
 
2017-08-12 02:47:20 AM  

supayoda: About 1/3 of the populations in these states are liberals, including myself, so as long as we're allowed to move out and join the Union, I'm down with letting them and all their Republican votes go. They can have that whole bit that borders Mexico, since that's what they're so worked up about-- and THEN we build the wall.


Having just spent a week in New Mexico and Arizona I'd have to say that would be a shame, and I'm sure a lot of Californians would have a problem with your plan. How about we just give them Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas?
 
2017-08-12 02:47:26 AM  

supayoda: About 1/3 of the populations in these states are liberals, including myself, so as long as we're allowed to move out and join the Union, I'm down with letting them and all their Republican votes go. They can have that whole bit that borders Mexico, since that's what they're so worked up about-- and THEN we build the wall.


fark that, give all the asshats a big boat and throw them a big going away party.  then they can go away.
 
2017-08-12 02:47:49 AM  

supayoda: About 1/3 of the populations in these states are liberals, including myself, so as long as we're allowed to move out and join the Union, I'm down with letting them and all their Republican votes go.


I'm not moving anywhere.  These assholes are like 40 people who think "We're the only ones with guns so we can do what we want".  Even most of the GOP idiots think these guys are idiots.
 
2017-08-12 02:48:26 AM  
Oh for Fark's friggen sake,. Not this shiat again.    Cheeto Benito's shiat has embolden these whackjobs.
 
2017-08-12 02:49:04 AM  

Weaver95: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Weaver95: oh look, traitors to this country.  how lovely.

what is it with conservatives anyways?  they all seem to be disturbingly comfortable with treason and violence.

And there was a white supremacist march through Charlottesville, VA earlier tonight, complete with torches.

I know.  its been all over my twitter feed.  makes me sick to see those pictures, and angry that I can't just shove US history data files into their gotdamn thick skulled armored brain cases.  is it wrong that I want to go all 'clockwork orange' on trumpers and download decades of learning into their brains until they go from crazy to sane/educated?  sure, I'd break most of 'em in the process, but they're already stone cold f*ck nuts so its acceptable losses, right?


Dude it ain't just pictures. Get a load of the "White Lives Matter" chant:

https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/896200377099587585
 
2017-08-12 02:50:06 AM  
I've always wondered what southern cuisine cooked in napalm would taste like.

/your move crackers
 
2017-08-12 02:50:20 AM  
Are we going to have to burn all their shiat to the ground again?
 
2017-08-12 02:54:48 AM  

Real men shoot .308: Are we going to have to burn all their shiat to the ground again?


Maybe this time, we won't fark up the Reconstruction, or allow them to keep celebrating their "heritage" via statues, state flags, and other uses of public funds to glorify traitors.

After the Civil War, Confederates and their iconography should've been viewed about as favorably as child molesting Nazi lepers.
 
2017-08-12 02:55:17 AM  

LadySusan: Let's give them one state. Which one can we best afford to lose?


Baja.  You didn't say anything about the state being in the US.
 
2017-08-12 02:56:14 AM  

Real men shoot .308: Are we going to have to burn all their shiat to the ground again?


Naw.  Let's burn them and keep their stuff.
 
2017-08-12 02:56:20 AM  

Real men shoot .308: Are we going to have to burn all their shiat to the ground again?


*sigh*

ok fine.  meet me in gettsyburg and we'll form up and march thru georgia.

AGAIN!

because some motherf*ckers didn't learn their lesson the FIRST time 'round.
 
2017-08-12 02:59:35 AM  
They should demand their state legislatures give back all federal money in excess of the amount they paid in
 
2017-08-12 02:59:45 AM  
The nukes stay.
 
2017-08-12 03:00:17 AM  

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2017-08-12 03:00:23 AM  

fusillade762: For generations, prominent southerns have sought rationalization for the Confederacy succession in defense of slavery, which result in the Civil War.

Ugh.


Succession is descend is the highest form of patriot.
 
2017-08-12 03:00:51 AM  
finally something ken burns can film live
 
2017-08-12 03:01:55 AM  
Running guns to underground Black Panther groups could be very lucrative

/Rule of Acquisition no. 34
 
2017-08-12 03:02:48 AM  

Weaver95: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Weaver95: oh look, traitors to this country.  how lovely.

what is it with conservatives anyways?  they all seem to be disturbingly comfortable with treason and violence.

And there was a white supremacist march through Charlottesville, VA earlier tonight, complete with torches.

I know.  its been all over my twitter feed.  makes me sick to see those pictures, and angry that I can't just shove US history data files into their gotdamn thick skulled armored brain cases.  is it wrong that I want to go all 'clockwork orange' on trumpers and download decades of learning into their brains until they go from crazy to sane/educated?  sure, I'd break most of 'em in the process, but they're already stone cold f*ck nuts so its acceptable losses, right?


Apparently tomorrow is suppose to be the main march with thousands expected.

So... There is that crap.
 
2017-08-12 03:02:59 AM  

Begoggle: LadySusan: Let's give them one state. Which one can we best afford to lose?

You have to ask on Fark?
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or Arizona.


Florida is near the top of the list.

I say Louisiana because I think it might be sinking faster. That way, we can move all the best parts of New Orleans, Cajun, and Creole culture north to wherever the new Mouth of the Mississippi ends up in 50 years.
 
2017-08-12 03:03:09 AM  

whither_apophis: Running guns to underground Black Panther groups could be very lucrative

/Rule of Acquisition no. 34


After trump fries civilization, I'm building Bartertown and enslaving the surviving trumper evangelicals to run my pig shiat generators.
 
2017-08-12 03:05:19 AM  

JulieAzel626: Apparently tomorrow is suppose to be the main march with thousands expected.


I wonder how many will actually show up?  I suspect it won't be as many as the trumpers wanted.
 
2017-08-12 03:08:42 AM  

Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Apparently tomorrow is suppose to be the main march with thousands expected.

I wonder how many will actually show up?  I suspect it won't be as many as the trumpers wanted.


Probably around the same amount will show up.

I imagine more counter protesters will show up. At that point all the white doing this stupid thing can complain how their free speech is being suppressed and how this is another example of how the white man cannot catch a break.
 
2017-08-12 03:11:38 AM  

JulieAzel626: At that point all the white doing this stupid thing can complain how their free speech is being suppressed and how this is another example of how the white man cannot catch a break.


thing is...NOBODY actually believes that, and people who try repeating that lie tend to get shredded alive outside the trumper echo chambers.

not that the trumpers care.  they're locked into a feedback loop and lost to sanity and reality for at least a little while.  once trump starts drafting the trumpers to fight and die in his wars tho, I suspect they'll turn into libruls quickly enough.  trumpers strike me as weak and cowardly people.
 
2017-08-12 03:12:16 AM  
Give them the Republic of AlaTenneSsippi.    3 States we could probably part with and not even notice a difference other than less blue state money going to keep them afloat year to year.
 
2017-08-12 03:12:18 AM  

Weaver95: Real men shoot .308: Are we going to have to burn all their shiat to the ground again?

*sigh*

ok fine.  meet me in gettsyburg and we'll form up and march thru georgia.

AGAIN!

because some motherf*ckers didn't learn their lesson the FIRST time 'round.


I'll bring the brats. I've got a local place that does a Red White and Blue with red onion, white cheddar and bleu cheese.
 
2017-08-12 03:13:08 AM  

JuggleGeek: supayoda: About 1/3 of the populations in these states are liberals, including myself, so as long as we're allowed to move out and join the Union, I'm down with letting them and all their Republican votes go.

I'm not moving anywhere.  These assholes are like 40 people who think "We're the only ones with guns so we can do what we want".  Even most of the GOP idiots think these guys are idiots.


I'm in Alabama. I'd happily move to Tennessee. I'd still have the mountains. It's still nice in the summer, I can actually experience normal winter weather, and there are fewer mosquitoes than where I currently live.

robodog: How about we just give them Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas?


That creates an ugly border. That's mostly aesthetics, but I like New Orleans. I wouldn't put Louisiana in that situation. We could lob off Florida, and I think we might be okay, but we'd lose Disney World.
 
2017-08-12 03:14:46 AM  
Is this like Calexit?
 
2017-08-12 03:15:16 AM  
"The League has lost some "weak sisters" lately because of our stand in favor of the South as White Man's Land, participation in the Nationalist Front, and our continuing expose' of the Jew as an ancient and implacable enemy of our people and civilization If you are a "weak sister" who cannot stand to be called a racist, anti-Semite, xenophobe, white supremacist, or any of the other epithets the left throws at us, then you don't belong in The League of the South," Hill wrote.

Well, there must be a metric shiat ton of "weak sisters" out there, because it doesn't seem that any of these farksticks can stand to be called any of those things without throwing a fit.
 
2017-08-12 03:17:19 AM  

supayoda: About 1/3 of the populations in these states are liberals, including myself, so as long as we're allowed to move out and join the Union, I'm down with letting them and all their Republican votes go. They can have that whole bit that borders Mexico, since that's what they're so worked up about-- and THEN we build the wall.


Only if we can flood it afterwards.  The biggest mistake we ever made was trying to bring them back into the country instead of executing them as traitors.
 
2017-08-12 03:18:31 AM  

saintwrathchild: Weaver95: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Weaver95: oh look, traitors to this country.  how lovely.

what is it with conservatives anyways?  they all seem to be disturbingly comfortable with treason and violence.

And there was a white supremacist march through Charlottesville, VA earlier tonight, complete with torches.

I know.  its been all over my twitter feed.  makes me sick to see those pictures, and angry that I can't just shove US history data files into their gotdamn thick skulled armored brain cases.  is it wrong that I want to go all 'clockwork orange' on trumpers and download decades of learning into their brains until they go from crazy to sane/educated?  sure, I'd break most of 'em in the process, but they're already stone cold f*ck nuts so its acceptable losses, right?

Dude it ain't just pictures. Get a load of the "White Lives Matter" chant:

https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/896200377099587585


That was disturbing on way too many levels.  Actually made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I really don't recognize my country anymore.
 
2017-08-12 03:19:23 AM  
Count me in as a guerilla. Never fired a gun in my life. Willing to do so against ignorant stupid white supremacist thugs.
 
2017-08-12 03:20:22 AM  

Weaver95: JulieAzel626: At that point all the white doing this stupid thing can complain how their free speech is being suppressed and how this is another example of how the white man cannot catch a break.

thing is...NOBODY actually believes that, and people who try repeating that lie tend to get shredded alive outside the trumper echo chambers.

not that the trumpers care.  they're locked into a feedback loop and lost to sanity and reality for at least a little while.  once trump starts drafting the trumpers to fight and die in his wars tho, I suspect they'll turn into libruls quickly enough.  trumpers strike me as weak and cowardly people.


Nobody really believes it, but they love playing the victim.

The mouth breathers on Fox News and the like will talk about how the left wants to shutdown free speech, completely ignoring the main issue, and the people eat it up.
 
2017-08-12 03:21:00 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Count me in as a guerilla. Never fired a gun in my life. Willing to do so against ignorant stupid white supremacist thugs.


If you fire it multiple times you're bound to hit something that doesn't matter.
 
2017-08-12 03:21:41 AM  
I just want to point out that the idiots have their giant flag upside down in the picture at the top of the page, and I doubt it's on purpose.

Also, as to the suggestions in this thread of sending them to Arizona, we in southern Arizona are pretty liberal and want nothing to do with these morons, but they can go ahead and have Phoenix as long as we get to split off into our own state.
 
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