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(Wave3 Louisville)   Man caught masturbating in park blames groundhog   ( wave3.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Lannan Memorial Park, Louisville, Kentucky, Robert McCoy, Crime, drug overdose, Kentucky, sex offender, Criminal law  
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2612 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2017 at 5:14 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-11 03:11:24 PM  
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2017-08-11 03:55:19 PM  
Well they are pretty set.
 
2017-08-11 04:00:53 PM  
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2017-08-11 04:08:03 PM  
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2017-08-11 05:06:34 PM  
I love that Punxsutawney Pull took off on a moped.
 
2017-08-11 05:16:50 PM  
"I CANNOT wait 'til groundhog day!"

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2017-08-11 05:18:04 PM  
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2017-08-11 05:19:15 PM  
Bill Murray's at it again!
 
2017-08-11 05:21:01 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Bill Murray's at it again!


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He looks entirely too happy.
 
2017-08-11 05:23:39 PM  
Gary Oldman - Up In The Park
 
2017-08-11 05:23:46 PM  
Stupid sexy groundhog!
 
2017-08-11 05:25:12 PM  
Love is love.

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2017-08-11 05:26:18 PM  
Yanking the crank Friday hat trick!
 
2017-08-11 05:26:32 PM  
Well it was a sexy groundhog, why this one time I was visiting family in Ohio and this pretty blue eyed sheep winked at me. It was an ill be in my bunk moment after that ill tell you what.
 
2017-08-11 05:27:42 PM  
So he caught the groundhog rubbing one out and decided to do it as well, was rubbing one out to the groundhog or was getting a handy from the groundhog...

Hmmmmmm...
 
2017-08-11 05:29:10 PM  
How much ground round could a hound dog hog if a hound dog could hog ground round?

/obsc?
 
2017-08-11 05:37:50 PM  
"Officers stopped McCoy who told them he was urinating when his pants fell down and he was startled by a groundhog which caused him to expose his genitals to the victim."

Why do the stories of those who get pulled over never seems to resonate with me?
 
2017-08-11 05:40:19 PM  

AllYourFarkIsUs: "Officers stopped McCoy who told them he was urinating when his pants fell down and he was startled by a groundhog which caused him to expose his genitals to the victim."

Why do the stories of those who get pulled over never seems to resonate with me?


Remember. He only had two beers
 
2017-08-11 05:43:21 PM  
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2017-08-11 05:44:00 PM  
No no no!

parks are for *poisoning pigeons!*

/ yeah, obscure
// Unless you really like that kind of music
/// It ain't a nutria!
 
2017-08-11 05:47:54 PM  
GIS for "sexy groundhog"

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2017-08-11 05:53:23 PM  
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2017-08-11 05:57:28 PM  
wanted...
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2017-08-11 05:58:00 PM  
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2017-08-11 05:58:37 PM  
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jbc [TotalFark]
2017-08-11 06:00:23 PM  
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Did he mean Hedgehog?
 
2017-08-11 06:04:32 PM  
In England, it is hedgehogs that frighten the wankers when they're having a quick J. Arthur on the common.
 
2017-08-11 06:05:27 PM  
Louisville Metro police were called to Lannan Memorial Park Thursday on a report of a man masturbating in the bushes. The victim also said the suspect was following them and watching them play.

If there's only one "victim," who's "them"? Groundhogs? The bushes? If there really were groundhogs, that supports his story... sort of.
 
2017-08-11 06:06:16 PM  

jbc: [www.sickandwrongpodcast.com image 482x298]
Did he mean Hedgehog?


Was wondering when he'll show up.

/Was counting down from 40.
 
2017-08-11 06:06:28 PM  

jbc: [www.sickandwrongpodcast.com image 482x298]
Did he mean Hedgehog?


Ho boy, that's gotta be a tough one to GIS
 
2017-08-11 06:12:26 PM  
So, he was Gobbling knob?
 
2017-08-11 06:17:36 PM  
He's hoping to wake up tomorrow in his bed, and start the day all over again.
 
2017-08-11 06:22:01 PM  
fark you sexy groundhog.

:(
 
2017-08-11 06:22:42 PM  

abhorrent1: Stupid sexy groundhog!


DAMMIT
 
2017-08-11 06:26:16 PM  
It's all too easy to confuse them with beavers.
I've heard.
 
2017-08-11 06:30:57 PM  

Prof. Frink: It's all too easy to confuse them with beavers.
I've heard.


It's true.
This also came up in the GIS for "sexy groundhog"
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which by the way comes up in reverse image search as Roberto Clemente Bridge?
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okay then
 
2017-08-11 06:42:16 PM  

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2017-08-11 06:47:39 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Prof. Frink: It's all too easy to confuse them with beavers.
I've heard.

It's true.
This also came up in the GIS for "sexy groundhog"
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Someone has to do it, so....

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2017-08-11 07:11:47 PM  
I'm extremely surprised there isn't any weird Sonic fanart here yet.
 
2017-08-11 07:13:24 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: GIS for "sexy groundhog"

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I WOOD!
 
2017-08-11 07:17:18 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Colour_out_of_Space: Prof. Frink: It's all too easy to confuse them with beavers.
I've heard.

It's true.
This also came up in the GIS for "sexy groundhog"
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Someone has to do it, so....

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She can do whatever she wants with my nuts
 
2017-08-11 07:24:23 PM  
Stupid sexy Flanders groundhog!
 
2017-08-11 07:24:39 PM  
He was chucking wood.
 
2017-08-11 07:46:59 PM  
Groundhogs have never appealed to me. However, certain other species can still elicit a response.

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2017-08-11 08:56:33 PM  
Turns out if his "groundhog" sees its shadow, that means six more weeks at county.
 
2017-08-11 09:00:14 PM  

Oakenraven: No no no!

parks are for *poisoning pigeons!*

/ yeah, obscure
// Unless you really like that kind of music
/// It ain't a nutria!


Tom Lehrer is obscure?

/all the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
 
2017-08-11 09:09:27 PM  
Heard human jizz was poisonous to groundhogs.
 
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