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(CBS Philadelphia)   Drug suspect to police on social media: You can't catch me. You can't catch me. You can't catch me. Police: Challenge accepted   ( philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2017-08-10 01:31:32 PM  
Read that as "drag suspect" and was like well, they are masters of disguise.
 
2017-08-10 01:40:53 PM  
Face-Booked
 
2017-08-10 05:01:21 PM  
Who he thought he was:

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Who he really is:
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2017-08-10 05:26:57 PM  
Social media, quite effective at helping criminals get themselves caught.
 
2017-08-10 08:31:22 PM  
No duh.

Look. Some people use drugs as a life-hack. Some use drugs to live. Some use drugs for a thrill. Some use drugs to survive. Some use drugs to make do. IMO: It doesn't matter why. We should want to help people always. If your motivation isn't one of helping, you should retire. I don't care if you use drugs. We all use drugs. Just don't hurt anybody when you use, and if you need help, we'll be there for you, period.

We stand together, or we fall together.

Word.
 
2017-08-10 08:42:48 PM  
 
2017-08-10 08:52:49 PM  
No, they can't.  Unless, of course, you do something stupid.

And that guy did something stupid.

/They still shouldn't be able to, but prohibition hasn't been stopped yet.
 
2017-08-10 08:54:31 PM  

DarkVader: No, they can't.  Unless, of course, you do something stupid.

And that guy did something stupid.

/They still shouldn't be able to, but prohibition hasn't been stopped yet.


So, speak up, Officer.

Change is individual and vocal.
 
2017-08-10 09:15:31 PM  
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2017-08-10 09:18:02 PM  
Dammit, why didn't I concur?
 
2017-08-10 09:22:59 PM  

LordOfThePings: Dammit, why didn't I concur?


It's not too late, mi'Lord...
 
2017-08-10 09:27:41 PM  

DarkVader: No, they can't.  Unless, of course, you do something stupid.

And that guy did something stupid.

/They still shouldn't be able to, but prohibition hasn't been stopped yet.


Did you catch this part:

Police say the suspect called himself "Hash"...

I'd give him six months just for thinking he can give himself a nickname (The Black Mamba rule) and I'd give him another six months for picking an absolutely horrible nickname. Hash? Really? He needs some time away to think about his poor decisions.
 
2017-08-10 09:54:36 PM  
Image of the suspect:
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2017-08-10 10:26:14 PM  
1. Commit illegal acts
2. Flaunt it and taunt cops
3. Profit

I see a flaw in that business plan.
 
2017-08-10 10:54:59 PM  
Any cop will tell you. They don't catch the smart ones.
 
2017-08-10 11:01:32 PM  

MrMasterTutor: No duh.

Look. Some people use drugs as a life-hack. Some use drugs to live. Some use drugs for a thrill. Some use drugs to survive. Some use drugs to make do. IMO: It doesn't matter why. We should want to help people always. If your motivation isn't one of helping, you should retire. I don't care if you use drugs. We all use drugs. Just don't hurt anybody when you use, and if you need help, we'll be there for you, period.

We stand together, or we fall together.

Word.


Word.   Now we need to get users to control what they use.. bad dealer?  Out him. Save lives.
 
2017-08-10 11:02:58 PM  

OlderGuy: MrMasterTutor: No duh.

Look. Some people use drugs as a life-hack. Some use drugs to live. Some use drugs for a thrill. Some use drugs to survive. Some use drugs to make do. IMO: It doesn't matter why. We should want to help people always. If your motivation isn't one of helping, you should retire. I don't care if you use drugs. We all use drugs. Just don't hurt anybody when you use, and if you need help, we'll be there for you, period.

We stand together, or we fall together.

Word.

Word.   Now we need to get users to control what they use.. bad dealer?  Out him. Save lives.


Roger.

If I find 'em, I get 'em.
 
2017-08-10 11:05:02 PM  

MrMasterTutor: OlderGuy: MrMasterTutor: No duh.

Look. Some people use drugs as a life-hack. Some use drugs to live. Some use drugs for a thrill. Some use drugs to survive. Some use drugs to make do. IMO: It doesn't matter why. We should want to help people always. If your motivation isn't one of helping, you should retire. I don't care if you use drugs. We all use drugs. Just don't hurt anybody when you use, and if you need help, we'll be there for you, period.

We stand together, or we fall together.

Word.

Word.   Now we need to get users to control what they use.. bad dealer?  Out him. Save lives.

Roger.

If I find 'em, I get 'em.


However, I don't trade in that market, so what do I know?

Yet, when I smell a rat, I kill it. Or I lead it to poison, yo...
 
2017-08-10 11:05:18 PM  

MrMasterTutor: DarkVader: No, they can't.  Unless, of course, you do something stupid.

And that guy did something stupid.

/They still shouldn't be able to, but prohibition hasn't been stopped yet.

So, speak up, Officer.

Change is individual and vocal.


Wait, did you just call me a cop?

Did you seriously just call ME a cop?

Now that's funny.

/I'm the guy who regularly brings up many of my recommendations about police misconduct, the first one of which is firing 90% of cops, and prohibiting 90% of the cops left from carrying guns on the job.
//I also recommend prohibiting anyone with experience as a cop from being chief of police or sheriff, I recommend requiring all cops have at least a bachelor's degree in psychology or sociology, that police chiefs be licensed attorneys who have never been prosecutors, and that virtually all police training be in conflict resolution and civil rights and virtually none be in firearms handling, because the vast majority of cops shouldn't be allowed to carry guns on the job.
///And while I have no problem with anybody telling cops how horrible they are and if cops go after people for doing that when they haven't done anything illegal the cops need to be put under the jail, doing so while admitting to committing a crime is stupid.
 
2017-08-11 07:25:44 PM  

DarkVader: MrMasterTutor: DarkVader: No, they can't.  Unless, of course, you do something stupid.

And that guy did something stupid.

/They still shouldn't be able to, but prohibition hasn't been stopped yet.

So, speak up, Officer.

Change is individual and vocal.

Wait, did you just call me a cop?

Did you seriously just call ME a cop?

Now that's funny.

/I'm the guy who regularly brings up many of my recommendations about police misconduct, the first one of which is firing 90% of cops, and prohibiting 90% of the cops left from carrying guns on the job.
//I also recommend prohibiting anyone with experience as a cop from being chief of police or sheriff, I recommend requiring all cops have at least a bachelor's degree in psychology or sociology, that police chiefs be licensed attorneys who have never been prosecutors, and that virtually all police training be in conflict resolution and civil rights and virtually none be in firearms handling, because the vast majority of cops shouldn't be allowed to carry guns on the job.
///And while I have no problem with anybody telling cops how horrible they are and if cops go after people for doing that when they haven't done anything illegal the cops need to be put under the jail, doing so while admitting to committing a crime is stupid.


I don't know what he meant, but given everything you just typed, maybe you should become a cop? I mean, since you know exactly how the job works and exactly what's needed.

You should have things cleaned up in no time. Hell, I'll vouch for you on your application to the police academy. :)
 
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