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(Talking Points Memo)   Trump reportedly improvised "fire and fury" comments on North Korea, most likely after binge watching Game of Thrones all night   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2017-08-09 04:27:00 PM  
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2017-08-09 04:32:04 PM  
I thought he was parroting Dear Leader.
 
2017-08-09 04:35:06 PM  
So what does Melania look like in a white blonde wig?
 
2017-08-09 04:36:27 PM  
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2017-08-09 04:46:01 PM  
They're saying now that, while he improvised the words he used, his National Security team was fully aware that he was going to use strong language about this latest development.

Sure, let's go with that.

I'll be over here...
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2017-08-09 04:49:05 PM  
He is the Mad King.
 
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2017-08-09 05:01:37 PM  
How did he see it? I thought "Game of Thrones" is on HBO, not Fox Noise. It's not like he can operate a remote with those baby hands.
 
2017-08-09 05:08:49 PM  
This guy hasn't had an original thought, since, ever.

I'm guessing if we were to search Fox and Friends transcripts we'd see a similar, if not identical phrase used.
 
2017-08-09 05:18:07 PM  
I love how he was holding himself when he was throwing down the threats.  I wonder if the Koreans have stopped laughing yet, or the plan was to kill them with fits of bottomless humor.
 
2017-08-09 05:18:56 PM  
my top 3 possible sources of inspiration that a person, or persons, who 'helped' winston donald may have been drawing on. in no particular order

Fire and Fury: The Allied Bombing of Germany, 1942-1945, [Book] 2009, Randall Hansen

Fire and Fury [gaming ruleset]

Fire and Fury, Skillet [Christian Rock Song: 'His Fire: Capable of purging all of the darkness, the hate, the pain, the sickness. His Fury: It is an unstoppable ...' etc]
 
2017-08-09 05:32:01 PM  
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2017-08-09 05:38:04 PM  
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Today's lesson in British slang ...
 
2017-08-09 05:46:49 PM  
Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.
 
2017-08-09 06:03:49 PM  
God, there really isn't anything worse than a bad improv performance, is there?
 
2017-08-09 06:04:15 PM  
The Marines should probably be concerned that Trump has started refering to them as "The Unsullied".
 
2017-08-09 06:04:36 PM  

fusillade762: Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.


He's a scared child.

He's scared of his father. Still. Always has been always will.
 
2017-08-09 06:07:06 PM  
Guys, you're getting it all wrong.

He was just binge listening to some Elmore James, man.

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2017-08-09 06:07:30 PM  

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Today's lesson in British slang ...


Is santorum coming out?
 
2017-08-09 06:07:32 PM  
If he is an HBO subscriber I sure hope he doesn't stumble upon Last Week Tonight. Off to the Twitter's to warn dear leader. Stupid Watergate might upset him.
 
2017-08-09 06:08:23 PM  
saying it was improvised implies the other bs he spouts is thought out
 
2017-08-09 06:08:35 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: [img.fark.net image 617x697]

Today's lesson in British slang ...


It's more of a neck fupa really. And now it's time to pour whiskey on my brain until I forget I had a reason to write that sentence.
 
2017-08-09 06:09:54 PM  

hobnail: This guy hasn't had an original thought, since, ever.

I'm guessing if we were to search Fox and Friends transcripts we'd see a similar, if not identical phrase used.


I want the entire Fox and Friends crew arrested as accessories to treason.  They have been free too long.  Give them the Walk of Shame and...erm...I dunno...thrown off buildings or something.  Isn't that what they do on that show?
 
2017-08-09 06:10:28 PM  

fusillade762: Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.


Yes, it was odd to say the least. I think it was his craziest moment so far.
 
2017-08-09 06:11:10 PM  
You mean there are times when Trump's lizard brain is capable of more than just leadership by stream of consciousness? Forgive me if I have my doubts.
 
2017-08-09 06:11:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I love how he was holding himself when he was throwing down the threats.  I wonder if the Koreans have stopped laughing yet, or the plan was to kill them with fits of bottomless humor.


fusillade762: Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.


I took a lot of psychology courses over the years and I could give you several scenarios of why he's doing that.  However, in this case, I think he's just trying to look like a rolled up tampon.
 
2017-08-09 06:11:37 PM  
"General Kelly and others on the NSC team were well aware of the tone of the statement of the president Prior to delivery

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President Prior?
 
2017-08-09 06:12:43 PM  
Great, so now BLOTUS is going to nag Mattis for dragons?
 
2017-08-09 06:12:57 PM  
wait, did someone think that was the product of a speech writer?
 
2017-08-09 06:13:31 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: [img.fark.net image 617x697]

Today's lesson in British slang ...


fark it.
 
2017-08-09 06:14:33 PM  

fusillade762: Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.


It's the very first thing I noticed.  He was holding himself.
 
2017-08-09 06:15:10 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Marcus Aurelius: I love how he was holding himself when he was throwing down the threats.  I wonder if the Koreans have stopped laughing yet, or the plan was to kill them with fits of bottomless humor.

fusillade762: Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.

I took a lot of psychology courses over the years and I could give you several scenarios of why he's doing that.  However, in this case, I think he's just trying to look like a rolled up tampon.


Nixon used to do it too, when he was under duress.
 
2017-08-09 06:16:14 PM  
If by "improvised" he means "vomited forth stupid based on something he heard Bannon or that creepy vampire-looking farker say," then sure, he improvised.

LOL, I bet Joffrey doesn't know what "improvise" means.

Remember when we had a smart president? Good times.

But he made too many white people feel dumb by comparison, so they punished us by electing somebody as stupid as they are.
 
2017-08-09 06:17:01 PM  
Is funny joke about apokolipsis of nuclear fires

Very funny. I laugh much before to find many bottle of vodka
 
2017-08-09 06:18:44 PM  

Nadie_AZ: So what does Melania look like in a white blonde wig?


Like an aging Eastern European softcore porn star who's wearing a white blonde wig.
 
2017-08-09 06:19:24 PM  
So I just hopped on FB for a minute and the Derp Staters are out in force claiming that Trump's hand was forced by the military industrial complex and the deep state when he's actually the first anti-war president we've had in decades.
 
2017-08-09 06:21:21 PM  

Nadie_AZ: So what does Melania look like in a white blonde wig?


Melania must be watching to see how to dodge Donnie's Scorpio.
 
2017-08-09 06:21:26 PM  
Is anyone surprised?  99% of what he says is freelance stream of consciousness bullsh#t that goes directly from his lizard brain to his mouth.
 
2017-08-09 06:22:57 PM  
The remark seems more of the Pat Robertson type of spiel-Gotterdamerung type of power talking Donny so enjoys.
 
2017-08-09 06:23:05 PM  
"... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge."
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
"We only make peace with our enemies. That's why it's called making peace."

You wanna guess how I know he's never seen the show?
 
2017-08-09 06:23:28 PM  

fusillade762: Did anyone else think his body language was weird during that? Usually he talks so much with his hands it's distracting, but this time he had his arms wrapped in what looked like a really defensive posture.


Most of the time I just have trouble seeing them
 
2017-08-09 06:23:29 PM  
Dumbass thing to say.
 
2017-08-09 06:26:02 PM  
 
2017-08-09 06:28:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: The next move has been made.

http://www.forexlive.com/news/!/north-korea-says-seriously-examining-s​imultaneous-fire-of-4-missiles-at-guam-20170809


Hwasong-12 rocket.
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2017-08-09 06:29:39 PM  

naughtyrev: So I just hopped on FB for a minute and the Derp Staters are out in force claiming that Trump's hand was forced by the military industrial complex and the deep state when he's actually the first anti-war president we've had in decades.


So it's their position that President Cuck is so weak will and such a pathetic snowflake beta he can't stand up for himself.
 
2017-08-09 06:30:02 PM  

JDAT: NewportBarGuy: The next move has been made.

http://www.forexlive.com/news/!/north-korea-says-seriously-examining-s​imultaneous-fire-of-4-missiles-at-guam-20170809

Hwasong-12 rocket.
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If they hit each corner of Guam, it won't tip over.
 
2017-08-09 06:30:18 PM  

NewportBarGuy: The next move has been made.

http://www.forexlive.com/news/!/north-korea-says-seriously-examining-s​imultaneous-fire-of-4-missiles-at-guam-20170809


I'm seriously examining the possibility of a three way with me, my wife, and Scarlett Johansson.
 
2017-08-09 06:31:03 PM  

naughtyrev: NewportBarGuy: The next move has been made.

http://www.forexlive.com/news/!/north-korea-says-seriously-examining-s​imultaneous-fire-of-4-missiles-at-guam-20170809

I'm seriously examining the possibility of a three way with me, my wife, and Scarlett Johansson.


Please take pictures!!!

Of Scarlett.
 
2017-08-09 06:31:15 PM  
Meanwhile, Guam is like, "What the fark? What'd we ever do to anybody? If you're gonna nuke anybody, make it those assholes in Pennsyltucky and Michigan."
 
2017-08-09 06:31:28 PM  
 
2017-08-09 06:31:50 PM  
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