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(Politico)   Don't worry, governor, I'm sure Trump is *really* concerned about the safety and well-being of Alaskans. Believe me   ( politico.com) divider line
    More: Scary, North Korea, World War II, President Donald Trump, Walker, Gov. Bill Walker, current escalation, trajectory zone, Tuesday morning  
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2017-08-09 11:08:18 AM  
I'm sure Turmp knows where Guam is, too.
 
2017-08-09 02:48:25 PM  
It is obvious that Trump cares nothing about policy, only about settling grudges and doing the opposite of whatever Obama did
 
2017-08-09 05:44:31 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure Turmp knows where Guam is, too.


Does he own a golf course there? Then no.
 
2017-08-09 07:45:32 PM  
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2017-08-09 07:58:23 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 584x673]


Oooo, furries, my favorite!
 
2017-08-09 09:50:36 PM  
Trump has full confidence in Alaska's safety.
 
2017-08-09 09:50:48 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 584x673]


Wouldn't that violate the Geneva Convention?
 
2017-08-09 09:53:29 PM  

jso2897: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 584x673]

Wouldn't that violate the Geneva Convention?


not when done in that order, the other way around is the bad one
 
2017-08-09 09:53:41 PM  
Ya'll didn't take care of Palin when you had the chance. Reap what you sow.
 
2017-08-09 09:55:27 PM  

silo123j: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 584x673]

Oooo, furries, my favorite!


No no.  A furry.  Not multiple.
 
2017-08-09 09:57:26 PM  
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We can all see where the fire and the furry will be coming from!
 
2017-08-09 09:58:33 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure Turmp knows where Guam is, too.


Trump would prefer that Kim nukes a California city. Liberals are his real enemy, after all, and he wants to punish them for denying him the popular vote (in the rare moments that he understands that he lost it).
 
2017-08-09 10:03:42 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure Turmp knows where Guam is, too.

Trump would prefer that Kim nukes a California city. Liberals are his real enemy, after all, and he wants to punish them for denying him the popular vote (in the rare moments that he understands that he lost it).


Why would he do that? Two Scoops thinks he won California, if not for liberal treachery.
Besides, he loves Hollywood. He's been trying to buy his way into that inner circle for years.
In fact, I'd bet you a buffalo nickel that Two Scoops couldn't name any states besides New York, New Jersey,  and California up until a couple of years ago.
He cares about those states way more than some Podunk wasteland.
 
2017-08-09 10:10:47 PM  

stoli n coke: RoomFullOfMonkeys: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure Turmp knows where Guam is, too.

Trump would prefer that Kim nukes a California city. Liberals are his real enemy, after all, and he wants to punish them for denying him the popular vote (in the rare moments that he understands that he lost it).

Why would he do that? Two Scoops thinks he won California, if not for liberal treachery.
Besides, he loves Hollywood. He's been trying to buy his way into that inner circle for years.
In fact, I'd bet you a buffalo nickel that Two Scoops couldn't name any states besides New York, New Jersey,  and California up until a couple of years ago.
He cares about those states way more than some Podunk wasteland.


You forgot Florida (Mar-a-Lago) where he yucks it up with the rich Mucky Mucks...sharing classified info and over priced food and drinks served by foreign help.
 
2017-08-09 10:11:53 PM  
Go ahead and try it, little Kimmie. You will be heralded as a hero if you manage to take out the Palin family*.

*of course I'm kidding
 
2017-08-09 10:22:58 PM  

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We can all see where the fire and the furry will be coming from!


looks like a batch of new Tweets are incoming.
 
2017-08-09 10:24:34 PM  
All in all, I'm still more worried about bears.
 
2017-08-09 10:32:17 PM  
He'd let you burn in a sea of fire if he thought it meant praise for him from his base.
He'd actually nuke you if it would wipe out his debts.
 
2017-08-09 10:34:26 PM  

mjjt: It is obvious that Trump cares nothing about policy, only about settling grudges and doing the opposite of whatever Obama did


With that in mind, you can bet that Trump will grudge all kinds of treason against Alaska as Senator Murkowski had the good sense to not take away health insurance from 24,000,000 citizens just to grudge Obama.
 
2017-08-09 10:44:00 PM  
My wife and daughter are currently in Japan. Under normal circumstances (read: up until January 20, 2017), I feel like they are much safer there than here in the SF Bay Area (where last week someone was shot near the playground I take my daughter to). But now I have this mushroom-shaped cloud of anxiety hanging over me.
 
2017-08-09 10:45:44 PM  

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Maybe that's his pet name for Eric?
 
2017-08-09 10:49:13 PM  
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2017-08-09 10:55:10 PM  
I like my Alaskan salmon wild caught and seared to a temperature of 10000 degrees F.

Too soon?
 
2017-08-09 11:04:29 PM  

lostcat: My wife and daughter are currently in Japan. Under normal circumstances (read: up until January 20, 2017), I feel like they are much safer there than here in the SF Bay Area (where last week someone was shot near the playground I take my daughter to). But now I have this mushroom-shaped cloud of anxiety hanging over me.


Remember: The real danger is not in NK aiming at Japan and hitting it, it is in aiming at the sea and missing.

//Akita coast, here
//Not that worried for myself, but happy the wife's in Canada, just in case
 
2017-08-09 11:04:48 PM  

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Is that real?   Holy cow.
 
2017-08-09 11:06:14 PM  
HAHAHA, HOHOHO War is sooo funny!!!
 
2017-08-09 11:09:01 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x230]

Is that real?   Holy cow.


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/373743492151136256

It's real. He's a regular Nostradumbass.
 
2017-08-09 11:15:24 PM  
Bushco got a lot of mileage from scaring soccer moms after 9/11.

I wonder what happens if this generation of soccer moms feels like their snowflakes are endangered by D2S.
 
2017-08-09 11:25:24 PM  

TheOther: Bushco got a lot of mileage from scaring soccer moms after 9/11.

I wonder what happens if this generation of soccer moms feels like their snowflakes are endangered by D2S.


A lot of shiatty blogging?
 
2017-08-09 11:51:57 PM  

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2017-08-10 02:12:03 AM  
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2017-08-10 03:58:08 AM  
Putin won't let anything happen to Alaska, he plans to buy it back.
 
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