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(Vice)   Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day   ( vice.com) divider line
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2017-08-08 04:55:41 PM  
And that doesn't count the regularly scheduled hour of praise from Fox and Friends he gets every morning.
 
2017-08-08 05:12:06 PM  
Could somebody photoshop a President of the Week bumper sticker on his limo?
 
2017-08-08 05:15:29 PM  
Child: What does daddy do for a living?
Mom: He works for the president.
Child: Daddy I'm so proud of you!
Daddy: *sobs uncontrollably*

fin
 
2017-08-08 05:16:40 PM  
Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.
 
2017-08-08 05:23:00 PM  
From "binders full of women" to a "folder full of ego".
 
2017-08-08 05:23:55 PM  

clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.


Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?
 
2017-08-08 05:40:38 PM  

Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?


I've seen women wearing MAGA hats, just make sure its a couple of them and I honestly could not care less about the outcome.
 
2017-08-08 05:49:59 PM  

Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?


Obviously the intern(s) in question would need to be fully briefed and sign consent forms as well as NDAs.

And if you don't already think he's getting handsy with that brunette ex-model, think again.
 
2017-08-08 05:58:10 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?

I've seen women wearing MAGA hats, just make sure its a couple of them and I honestly could not care less about the outcome.


Good counterpoint.
 
2017-08-08 07:01:49 PM  

dv-ous: Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?

Obviously the intern(s) in question would need to be fully briefed and sign consent forms as well as NDAs.

And if you don't already think he's getting handsy with that brunette ex-model, think again.


Isn't that what that one girl is for? I don't remember her name, but she's dumb as a rock, as shown by her use of vocal-fry in interviews. I think her name is Hick or Yokel or something.
 
2017-08-08 07:35:26 PM  
I completely believe he has this level of megalomania.
 
2017-08-08 07:35:44 PM  
This can't be real.
 
2017-08-08 07:36:04 PM  
Trump is Tony Stark without the brains or looks or wit or friends.
 
2017-08-08 07:37:18 PM  
It is the kind of thing someone might do for a scandalously spoiled child.  A child who could fire them at any moment.
 
2017-08-08 07:38:39 PM  
So, two scoops a day.

He'll like that.
 
2017-08-08 07:39:01 PM  
But remember:
Conservatives SWEAR they hated Obama because he was just so arrogant and full of himself.
 
2017-08-08 07:40:56 PM  
Conservatives are no longer allowed to complain about "snowflakes."
 
2017-08-08 07:43:19 PM  
It's good to see he does some reading right after his afternoon juice box and animal crackers.

/this guy is so immature and all kinds of farked up.
//does he do Stuart Smalley to himself in the mirror every morning, noon, and night?
 
2017-08-08 07:43:30 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?

I've seen women wearing MAGA hats, just make sure its a couple of them and I honestly could not care less about the outcome.


Even if they are your political enemies, you don't violate the Geneva Convention
 
2017-08-08 07:44:21 PM  
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2017-08-08 07:44:41 PM  
His staff also daily compliment his splendid and handsomely tailored outfit, although a small child did step forward once to ask why that man was walking around naked.
 
2017-08-08 07:44:45 PM  
(sigh) Pathetic.
 
2017-08-08 07:44:53 PM  

Raoul Eaton: It is the kind of thing someone might do for a scandalously spoiled child.  A child who could fire them at any moment.


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2017-08-08 07:45:05 PM  
This is totally normal.
 
2017-08-08 07:45:47 PM  
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2017-08-08 07:45:57 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Conservatives are no longer allowed to complain about "snowflakes."


They lost that privilege long, long ago.
 
2017-08-08 07:46:02 PM  
Mr Prez! Let us count the ways you so awesome!

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2017-08-08 07:47:40 PM  
The emperor has no clothes
 
2017-08-08 07:47:41 PM  

Wyalt Derp: This can't be real.


It's Trump. It's real.

And f*cking horrifying.
 
2017-08-08 07:50:05 PM  
He's the little boy from that Twilight zone episode .
 
2017-08-08 07:52:33 PM  
Scum. trump, his family and everyone who supports them are scum.
 
2017-08-08 07:53:19 PM  
And don't forget all the footage from ivanka's under the lid pee cam.
 
2017-08-08 07:54:05 PM  

Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?


If someone wants to debase themselves with Trump I feel no need to stop them, feel bad for them or defend them.


Lots of Farkers and media types will glad be White Knights though, just mention Melania and see how quick people jump in to say leave her alone.
 
2017-08-08 07:55:20 PM  
Where the hell are they actually finding enough positive material and particularly enough distinguished photos of him to do this twice a day???

Once a week maybe but otherwise you have to start recycling content.  And we all know how Republicans feel about recycling.
 
2017-08-08 07:55:55 PM  
Remember the good old days? When the GOP thought Obama was a narcissist man-child? I thought they were complaining. Turns out they actually admire those traits.

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2017-08-08 07:56:16 PM  

clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.


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We have a volunteer!
 
2017-08-08 07:56:45 PM  
If you have a congressman (or woman) who isn't actively striving for Donald Trump's impeachment, you are failing as an American if you don't spend every day yelling at them.
 
2017-08-08 07:56:48 PM  
This is nort nomal.
 
2017-08-08 07:59:02 PM  

Anastacya: BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

Would you want it on your conscience what he would try to do to a female intern?

I've seen women wearing MAGA hats, just make sure its a couple of them and I honestly could not care less about the outcome.

Good counterpoint.


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2017-08-08 07:59:10 PM  
one of those things that you hope it's not real, but, if shown true, wouldn't surprise you one bit.  At least, it shouldn't.
 
2017-08-08 08:00:10 PM  
Sure it sounds tough to come up with that news once a weel, let alone twice a day, but given the apparent Alzheimers they could probably just show him the same folder over and over.
 
2017-08-08 08:00:22 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

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We have a volunteer!


is there an "uncle tom" equivalent of women who encourage sexual assault on themselves or others?
 
2017-08-08 08:00:49 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

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We have a volunteer!


How incredibly desperate and pathetic do you have to be to beg to get assaulted by the cheeto? I've thought about this woman before, is she lonely and in a loveless relationship? Does she conflate being rich with class and that's why she made this? Ugh!
 
2017-08-08 08:01:06 PM  
BECAUSE THAT IS FARKING NORMAL!!!

Fark me running, it is a true story; the President isn't wearing any clothing.
I'm not a skittish, nervous or jumpy person, but I am beginning to fear for this country. That visceral "sinking feeling that leaves your mouth dry" fear. That kind.
Why the fark is this being allowed?

/because many people want it for one reason or another
//hence the fear
 
2017-08-08 08:03:05 PM  
There's enough to fill two folders a day?
 
2017-08-08 08:05:44 PM  

Serious Black: And that doesn't count the regularly scheduled hour of praise from Fox and Friends he gets every morning.


We're on the internet. You can say handjob.
 
2017-08-08 08:05:49 PM  
I kept desperately looking for some kind of satire disclaimer, even though I knew I would never find it.
 
2017-08-08 08:09:35 PM  

DemonEater: Where the hell are they actually finding enough positive material and particularly enough distinguished photos of him to do this twice a day???

Once a week maybe but otherwise you have to start recycling content.  And we all know how Republicans feel about recycling.


Fawning bullshiat articles from crackpot right-wing websites, White-Power Reddit Threads, FOX News, Stormfront, CNN screenshots with "Trump F*ed Up AGAIN" caption carefully edited out. That should about cover it.
 
2017-08-08 08:11:04 PM  

cookiefleck: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: clancifer: Can someone just get him an intern?  Would be cheaper and quicker.

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We have a volunteer!

How incredibly desperate and pathetic do you have to be to beg to get assaulted by the cheeto? I've thought about this woman before, is she lonely and in a loveless relationship? Does she conflate being rich with class and that's why she made this? Ugh!


She's not, really. She's just saying that his assault of other women is ok by her.

Dumb people are bad at metaphors.
 
2017-08-08 08:11:14 PM  
Someone has leaked a copy of this afternoon's folder.

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