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(Yahoo)   Vince Wilfork announces retirement: "No more cleats - I'm moving on to smoked meats. Peace out"   ( sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Sad, American football, Bill Belichick, New England, National Football League, Super Bowl, Wilfork, 2007 New England Patriots season, American Football League  
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859 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Aug 2017 at 10:50 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-08 10:36:44 AM  
i could've gone a whole lifetime without seeing Vince shake his ass in only cover-alls, but here we are.

/i hope that becomes a regular gif around here
 
2017-08-08 11:15:38 AM  

somedude210: i could've gone a whole lifetime without seeing Vince shake his ass in only cover-alls, but here we are.

/i hope that becomes a regular gif around here


Smoking Wilfork's Meat is a good FF team name.
 
2017-08-08 11:28:05 AM  
Now that's how you retire. Good luck big fella. I am also now aware of a Coleen Wolfe. yowza
 
2017-08-08 11:31:22 AM  
One of the more amusing fantasy football teams that I have played against:

Wilfork for Food
 
2017-08-08 11:53:31 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Now that's how you retire. Good luck big fella. I am also now aware of a Coleen Wolfe. yowza


More power to him, glad that he's calling it a day on his terms.

I initially read it as "Chelsea" Wolfe and thought "that's a helluva career change", but on re-reading, yup, Colleen Wolfe, oh hell yes.
 
2017-08-08 12:03:29 PM  

somedude210: i could've gone a whole lifetime without seeing Vince shake his ass in only cover-alls, but here we are.

/i hope that becomes a regular gif around here


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2017-08-08 12:11:48 PM  
I am betting cardiac arrest in less than 10 years.
 
2017-08-08 12:35:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I am betting cardiac arrest in less than 10 years.


That is what what thought as well especially with a kingsford partnership.
 
2017-08-08 01:14:34 PM  
entertaining guy, wish him well.  i wonder what three guys belichick will get to replace him.

/raiders fan
 
2017-08-08 01:16:31 PM  
Certified retirefied
 
2017-08-08 01:21:00 PM  

stir22: entertaining guy, wish him well.  i wonder what three guys belichick will get to replace him.

/raiders fan


malcolm brown,alan grant, and vincent valentine
 
2017-08-08 01:22:05 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: stir22: entertaining guy, wish him well.  i wonder what three guys belichick will get to replace him.

/raiders fan

malcolm brown,alan grant branch, and vincent valentine

 
2017-08-08 01:38:35 PM  
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2017-08-08 01:43:03 PM  
Mmmm...smoked meats....

/actually have a pic of Wilfork "running" back an interception that he got during the Redskins training camp 4 (?) years ago
//don't remember the QB who threw it...could have been RG3 or Cousins
///it was a tipped INT
 
2017-08-08 01:47:52 PM  
usually when a guy says he wants to spend more time with his meat, I assume he's talking about wanking, but not in this case.
 
2017-08-08 01:49:02 PM  
Was hoping the Pats would sign him to a a one day contract but that would require the Patriots to have a soul.
 
2017-08-08 03:03:17 PM  
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2017-08-08 04:09:57 PM  

RalphW: Was hoping the Pats would sign him to a a one day contract but that would require the Patriots to have a soul.


Um...looks like they are. Especially since if you watch that video, he's hosting a tailgating party before opening night.
 
2017-08-08 04:19:39 PM  

FriarReb98: RalphW: Was hoping the Pats would sign him to a a one day contract but that would require the Patriots to have a soul.

Um...looks like they are. Especially since if you watch that video, he's hosting a tailgating party before opening night.


Uh, right! I knew that. I was just checking to make sure that you were paying attention. Well done!
 
2017-08-08 04:36:52 PM  

RalphW: FriarReb98: RalphW: Was hoping the Pats would sign him to a a one day contract but that would require the Patriots to have a soul.

Um...looks like they are. Especially since if you watch that video, he's hosting a tailgating party before opening night.

Uh, right! I knew that. I was just checking to make sure that you were paying attention. Well done!


You'd think I slept last night or something. :P

\stupid capsaicin
 
2017-08-08 05:06:46 PM  

FriarReb98: RalphW: Was hoping the Pats would sign him to a a one day contract but that would require the Patriots to have a soul.

Um...looks like they are. Especially since if you watch that video, he's hosting a tailgating party before opening night.


But why is he listed as the starting running back? What does Satan Belichek know that we don't?
 
2017-08-08 08:08:35 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: What does Satan Belichek Darth Hoodieknow that we don't?


FTFY. The Sith are masters of clouding vision.
 
2017-08-08 08:59:05 PM  
Rod Martin (Raiders) had a small BBQ joint in Manhattan Beach. It was actually really good, but didn't last hardly long at all (absolutely NO parking that close to the beach, of course).
 
2017-08-08 11:02:08 PM  

MtnByker: The Googles Do Nothing: I am betting cardiac arrest in less than 10 years.

That is what what thought as well especially with a kingsford partnership.


If he ever did take the weight loss route and shed some pounds he could get partnerships with any gym, supplement, or trainer he can imagine.  But that rarely seems to be the route taken.
 
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