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(Christian Broadcasting Network)   Newt Gingrich has a "spiritual" message to the Conservative pastors, "We have in the White House today a president who is clearly committed to stopping the Left ... who deeply want our values to be wiped out by making them, frankly, illegal"   ( www1.cbn.com) divider line
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2017-08-05 08:23:27 PM  
And they'll know we are Christians by our love yes they'll know we are Christians by our.... DIE MOTHERFARKERS!
 
2017-08-05 08:37:59 PM  
You won.  Get over it.
 
2017-08-05 08:39:25 PM  
Really, people should be ashamed for listening to anything that disgraced charlatan has to say. It's invariably evil bullshiat.
 
2017-08-05 08:42:09 PM  
Thrice divorced adulterer Newt Gingrich who got blowjobs in his car from a staffer's wife while another staffer waited with his daughters until it was done?
 
2017-08-05 08:44:47 PM  
FTFA: [Liberals] who are deeply committed to changing America in ways that would turn it into a country you and I would have no real knowledge of and no understanding of.

Because that is what conservatives fear the most: change. Having to admit that they are wrong, that the world is working to be more civilized, to respect others, and everything that comes with it, is just too much for them to handle.
 
2017-08-05 08:46:30 PM  
All they can do is play the victim.  It's all they know.

In the words of Richard Hopfstader:
He believes himself to be living in a world in which he is spied upon, plotted against, betrayed, and very likely destined for total ruin. He feels that his liberties have been arbitrarily and outrageously invaded. He is opposed to almost everything that has happened in American politics for the past twenty years. He hates the very thought of Franklin D. Roosevelt. He is disturbed deeply by American participation in the United Nations, which he can see only as a sinister organization. He sees his own country as being so weak that it is constantly about to fall victim to subversion; and yet he feels that it is so all-powerful that any failure it may experience in getting its way in the world - for instance, in the Orient - cannot possibly be due to its limitations but must be attributed to its having been betrayed
 
2017-08-05 08:47:41 PM  
Hofstadter. Eep.

He wrote that in 1954, by the way.

https://theamericanscholar.org/the-pseudo-conservative-revolt/
 
2017-08-05 08:55:46 PM  
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2017-08-05 08:57:02 PM  
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WATCH IT
 
2017-08-05 08:59:01 PM  
"Remember: There are a lot of people on the other side, including in the elite news media, who deeply, deeply want President Trump to fail," he warned, "who deeply want our values to be wiped out by making them, frankly, illegal, and who are deeply committed to changing America in ways that would turn it into a country you and I would have no real knowledge of and no understanding of."

How's that culture war going?
 
2017-08-05 09:00:20 PM  

blastoh: "Remember: There are a lot of people on the other side, including in the elite news media, who deeply, deeply want President Trump to fail," he warned, "who deeply want our values to be wiped out by making them, frankly, illegal, and who are deeply committed to changing America in ways that would turn it into a country you and I would have no real knowledge of and no understanding of."

How's that culture war going?


also

He is literally saying, "conservatives are too weak to keep up with societal and technological advances."
 
2017-08-05 09:00:32 PM  
"He's had more judges approved already than Barack Obama had at this point," he said of the president.  "And all of Trump's judges are younger.  They're conservative.  They're going to be around a long time."
"It's a significant step back...
"

Well, he got that right.
 
2017-08-05 09:04:07 PM  
Projection much? He wants to use the government to destroy freedom of religion, for example, by using the government to impose the religious beliefs of some onto us all. People like that seem to think if that is their motivation, it must be for the other side as well.

I'm sorry, Newt, we're not going back to your ideal of 1955 when the gays were still in the closet, women were still in the kitchen and pregnant, the brown people were small in number and still put "in their place," and were you could freely indoctrinate children to your personal religious beliefs in the public schools. I would say you'll get over it, but you probably won't. Instead, you'll make yourself look bad to history up until the moment you make your final departure.
 
2017-08-05 09:07:51 PM  
Gingrich was speaking during an online call with the American Renewal Project, a conservative organization encouraging pastors to get more involved in the political realm and bring their congregations along with them.

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'bout time we started getting tax dollars from those religious freeloaders!
 
2017-08-05 09:09:13 PM  
Poor Callista.

Just think what's going to happen to her when she returns to her home planet and has to report to the Hivefathers that the "human leader" she chose to implant all the egg sacs in ended up being such a schlub.
 
2017-08-05 09:09:18 PM  
"The Left is destroying our values!"
Says the guy who divorced his wife from her hospital bed.
 
2017-08-05 09:11:21 PM  
Yes we want to make being a Christian illegal.

Not like trying to make using a restroom illegal.

Or making it illegal to marry the one you love.

Or making it illegal to make medical decisions for yourself.

Truly this culture war is one sided.
 
2017-08-05 09:12:39 PM  

vernonFL: "The Left is destroying our values!"
Says the guy who divorced his wife from her hospital bed.


While she was getting cancer treatments.
 
2017-08-05 09:15:00 PM  
As an official spokesperson for the Left let me say I don't give a shiat how or who you farkwits worship as long as it doesn't affect me or involve oppressing anyone.
 
2017-08-05 09:23:45 PM  
Im at LAX and it has family all gender bathrooms and *I dont even recognize my own country anymore!*

*sobs*
 
2017-08-05 09:28:25 PM  

fusillade762: As an official spokesperson for the Left let me say I don't give a shiat how or who you farkwits worship as long as it doesn't affect me or involve oppressing anyone.


That's the thing. The liberal ideal of freedom of religion is that everyone should be able to believe whatever they want including in a lack of the supernatural as long as those beliefs are not imposed forcefully on anyone or causing harm to the rights of others. The religious right seems to believe that freedom of religion means their freedom to impose their religious beliefs onto society through government. Stopping them from doing so is "violating" their "freedom" of religion. They're in their own world, and it's getting harder and harder to get them to look outside it as they have so many ways to listen to others online and in the right wing media/political world indulge their own beliefs these days.
 
2017-08-05 10:16:49 PM  
How can they say they're Christians when they support a man who brags about sexually assaulting young women?

/They are not Christians.
//Boy, are they gonna be surprised when they get the middle seat to Hell after departure.
 
2017-08-05 10:19:43 PM  

Anastacya: Because that is what conservatives fear the most: change.


Clue was in the name, perhaps?
 
2017-08-05 10:29:35 PM  

AirForceVet: How can they say they're Christians when they support a man who brags about sexually assaulting young women?

/They are not Christians.
//Boy, are they gonna be surprised when they get the middle seat to Hell after departure.


"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Presumably apocryphal, but still of some value (if you add "some of" between "your" and "Christians", or "professed").
 
2017-08-05 10:32:40 PM  
Newt, I hate to break this to you: owning people is ALREADY illegal. And has been for quite a while. I know that you have had high hopes that corporate interests could revive the practice, and you'd love to try to use "religious freedom" as another route, but let it go, man. Let it go, already....
 
2017-08-05 10:39:42 PM  
I wonder if Gingrich ever stops to wonder what sorts of people would admire him and the work he has done.

Prolly not. That would be depressing, and he always seems so cheerful.
 
2017-08-05 10:44:11 PM  
I'd hope that the blatant hypocrisy the Christian Right has shown with regard to Trump comes back to bite them but I may be waiting a while.
 
2017-08-05 11:04:30 PM  
I don't know 'bout y'all, but when I see a religious person, I just grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything. If the left had their way, they'd wipe out values like that. They'd make it illegal!
 
2017-08-05 11:15:35 PM  
it's sad when the dementia takes hold.
 
2017-08-05 11:25:43 PM  
Gingrich is about as spiritual as Miss Cleo. It's all about the benjamins.
 
2017-08-05 11:39:36 PM  
In all fairness to Speaker Gingrich, he's a hypocritical lying piece of shiat.
 
2017-08-05 11:57:51 PM  
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2017-08-06 12:21:26 AM  
Hey Christian pastors:
"Thou shalt not bear false witness" forbids: "1. Speaking falsely in any matter, lying, equivocating, and any way devising and designing to deceive our neighbor. 2. Speaking unjustly against our neighbor, to the prejudice of his reputation; and (which involves the guilty of both).
 
2017-08-06 12:21:34 AM  
Newt is the very definition of an American Asshole. Also, is Newt his Christian name?
 
2017-08-06 12:22:58 AM  

Hobodeluxe: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x491]


Seriously, what is up with that one guy's legs?
 
2017-08-06 12:24:09 AM  
I take it he's complaining that The Left keep making it illegal for conservatives to discriminate? Because apparently discrimination is a conservative "value".
 
2017-08-06 12:25:45 AM  

Anastacya: FTFA: [Liberals] who are deeply committed to changing America in ways that would turn it into a country you and I would have no real knowledge of and no understanding of.

Because that is what conservatives fear the most: change. Having to admit that they are wrong, that the world is working to be more civilized, to respect others, and everything that comes with it, is just too much for them to handle.


Oh there's more, they are deeply deeply terrified of ending up as a minority.

They know how we treated minorities in this country for hundreds of years.  They are 108% sure that they can expect as bad, or worse.

As with every other aspect of life, whatever is worst about them, they assume about everyone else. Why is Newt bringing up the notion of making beliefs/political thoughts illegal?  I could hazard a guess.  Donnie bought everybody a lot of boxes of  brand new projector bulbs. The gift was quite a hit.
 
2017-08-06 12:27:26 AM  
"We have in the White House today a president who is clearly committed to stopping the Left ... who deeply want our values to be wiped out by making them, frankly, illegal"

Which they've never tried. Even once. In the history of the country while a Democrat was POTUS.

While ironically you dipshiats get a massive Christ Boner as you almost constantly try to ban Muslims from the country.
 
2017-08-06 12:27:55 AM  
Now we get to listen to how much a bunch of multiply divorced adulterous lying hate filled pieces of crap who want to make sure the least among us suffer as much as possible are perfect followers of the words of Jesus.

Seriously the "Christian right" just wants to punish people who they deem sinners, since they can no longer drag them into the town square for a stoning (and boy do they wish they could have Sharia law run by themselves) they want to make sure in every way the government helps them just enough so they survive but not so much that they might elevate themselves above peonage.  Abortion must be banned, but then we must make sure to help the mother as little as possible so that she and her baby know what sinners they are, after all that baby isn't innocent it was born because of sin.  If you are disabled we have to put as many roadblocks in front of you as possible, since you might be able to overcome your disability and who wants to see you having a real job.  And so forth....screw anyone who listens to that gigantic piece of shiat Newt.
 
2017-08-06 12:30:03 AM  

blastoh: "Remember: There are a lot of people on the other side, including in the elite news media, who deeply, deeply want President Trump to fail," he warned, "who deeply want our values to be wiped out by making them, frankly, illegal, and who are deeply committed to changing America in ways that would turn it into a country you and I would have no real knowledge of and no understanding of."

How's that culture war going?


Deeply, apparently.
 
2017-08-06 12:30:39 AM  
Newt Gingrich's continued life disproves the existence of a just and loving God.
 
2017-08-06 12:31:02 AM  

nytmare: I take it he's complaining that The Left keep making it illegal for conservatives to discriminate? Because apparently discrimination is a conservative "value".


Correct!

You're "religious freedom" ends when it infringes on the freedoms of others. Period.

Personally, I think that the government should go ALL the way with the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing, and completely IGNORE religion. As in, your religion doesn't entitle you to any kind of special treatment, at all.

The fact that the law doesn't apply equally to everyone because SOME people believe in magic is crap.
 
2017-08-06 12:34:31 AM  
You are a false prophet, Newt.  You wouldn't know a Bible from its cover.  If you did, you would have never gotten into politics or gone by the name of Newt.  You are not qualified to call upon people to do anything.   Your time as Speaker of the House was wasted.  Your incompetence is a matter of public record people can look up.  I can ignore you, and will, and continue to do so.  You're a coward and a cancer.

Good day, sir.  You've already earned your reward here.  Don't try to say otherwise.
 
2017-08-06 12:40:28 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Poor Callista.

Just think what's going to happen to her when she returns to her home planet and has to report to the Hivefathers that the "human leader" she chose to implant all the egg sacs in ended up being such a schlub.


That's why they sent Ted Cruise. Alien invasions usually have a back up plan.
 
2017-08-06 12:42:39 AM  
I take it he thinks having his 3rd wife as the ambassador to the Vatican makes him a religious statesman, bishop or something.  Just go away you repugnant amphibian.
 
2017-08-06 12:47:06 AM  
 
2017-08-06 12:47:36 AM  
Newt Gingrich is a terrible human being. He is a sociopath.
 
2017-08-06 12:50:44 AM  
The man can't be trusted. He fornicates with an albino half owl-half demon woman, and I don't what all.
 
2017-08-06 12:55:17 AM  

Chariset: Hofstadter. Eep.

He wrote that in 1954, by the way.

https://theamericanscholar.org/the-pseudo-conservative-revolt/


Didn't he win Pulitzer '64 games though?
 
2017-08-06 12:57:50 AM  
What a perfect representative of the Evil Right. Rotten to the core.
 
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