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(The Hill)   Trump considers new Communications Director who can outdouche the Mooch   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Bill Clinton, President Trump, senior policy adviser, strategist Steve Bannon, reporter Jim Acosta, White House communications, President of the United States, Trump pick  
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2017-08-05 05:41:36 PM  
Continuing the long streak of encouraging combative behavior with the press, tinged with bigotry. Also known as hiring "the best people" .
 
2017-08-05 05:43:32 PM  

Anastacya: Continuing the long streak of encouraging combative behavior with the press, tinged with bigotry. Also known as hiring "the best people" .


TINGED?
 
2017-08-05 05:46:43 PM  

doyner: Anastacya: Continuing the long streak of encouraging combative behavior with the press, tinged with bigotry. Also known as hiring "the best people" .

TINGED?


Okay, coated and deep fried, then dredged in a ton of sauce. Positively dripping with bigotry.
 
2017-08-05 05:54:03 PM  
Miller is like an extremely racist and anxious high school freshman libertarian. He's sure he's right and has memorized a bunch of meaningless "facts" (like the poem on the Statue of Liberty thing) that he thinks proves him right, but instead it just seems like he searched and searched for some justification for his ignorant beliefs.
 
2017-08-05 05:54:14 PM  
I'm not sure if miller as press secretary would be hilarious (in that Spicy sort of way) or not.
 
2017-08-05 05:55:49 PM  

holdmybones: Miller is like an extremely racist and anxious high school freshman libertarian. He's sure he's right and has memorized a bunch of meaningless "facts" (like the poem on the Statue of Liberty thing) that he thinks proves him right, but instead it just seems like he searched and searched for some justification for his ignorant beliefs.


This. His old high school classmates said he was an insufferable douche even back then, so I'm sure it'll be interesting.

And why wouldn't trump pick someone like him? He's a raging asshole, so I expect that he'll land the position.
 
2017-08-05 06:05:46 PM  
Miller will be a fine pick as Communications Director, if what the White House wants to communicate is consdescension and disdain.  Other than that, I can't think of a single worthwhile thing he might want to communicate.
 
2017-08-05 06:06:31 PM  
Oh man, Spicey is going to go down as the high water mark for them...2017 you crazy!
 
2017-08-05 07:38:01 PM  
Hey, why not. Pauly Shore could use the work.
 
2017-08-05 07:40:27 PM  

pxlboy: holdmybones: Miller is like an extremely racist and anxious high school freshman libertarian. He's sure he's right and has memorized a bunch of meaningless "facts" (like the poem on the Statue of Liberty thing) that he thinks proves him right, but instead it just seems like he searched and searched for some justification for his ignorant beliefs.

This. His old high school classmates said he was an insufferable douche even back then, so I'm sure it'll be interesting.

And why wouldn't trump pick someone like him? He's a raging asshole, so I expect that he'll land the position.


His wiki page says he became a conservative after reading Wayne La Pierre's book. Which leads me to believe he's really just a pant-shiatting coward who dreams of being a tough guy and putting "those people" in their place.
 
2017-08-05 07:51:33 PM  
Makes sense Trump would put Goebbels in the position.
 
2017-08-05 07:54:11 PM  
So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.
 
2017-08-05 07:54:43 PM  
Miller is not a douche,  he is a patriotic ameri.....  *snarf* he's a nazi

He's a patriotic amerinazi

/i tried couldn't finish it
 
2017-08-05 07:55:13 PM  
You just know Miller will call Trump Fuhrer by accident.
 
2017-08-05 07:55:36 PM  

jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.


So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.
 
2017-08-05 07:56:32 PM  

Anastacya: doyner: Anastacya: Continuing the long streak of encouraging combative behavior with the press, tinged with bigotry. Also known as hiring "the best people" .

TINGED?

Okay, coated and deep fried, then dredged in a ton of sauce. Positively dripping with bigotry.


It's basically a bigotry sandwich, but with a filling of bigotry and bread made out of bigotry. I only hope the butter-substitute is some kind of roll-on deodorant.
 
2017-08-05 07:57:25 PM  

propasaurus: Hey, why not. Pauly Shore could use the work.


I saw that too and agree wholeheartedly.
 
2017-08-05 07:58:57 PM  

snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


Did somebody bust ass in here? *lights a candle*
 
2017-08-05 07:59:59 PM  

snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


Doesn't check out.
 
2017-08-05 08:00:11 PM  
Alex Jones is unavailable?
 
2017-08-05 08:01:03 PM  

pxlboy: I'm not sure if miller as press secretary would be hilarious (in that Spicy sort of way) or not.


I want to sit Spicey down, look him dead in the eye and say "it's not your fault" over and over until he starts crying.

Miller? Just keep him 1000' from my kids and we're cool.
 
2017-08-05 08:01:23 PM  
Go ahead and do it Donald. If he lasts a month I'll shiat gold leaf.
I somehow missed his the press briefing on Weds he was in.  (transcript).  Damn that is some crazy sauce.
 
2017-08-05 08:01:27 PM  

Yakk: You just know Miller will call Trump Fuhrer by accident.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:02:18 PM  

Bowen: pxlboy: I'm not sure if miller as press secretary would be hilarious (in that Spicy sort of way) or not.

I want to sit Spicey down, look him dead in the eye and say "it's not your fault" over and over until he starts crying.

Miller? Just keep him 1000' from my kids and we're cool.


Yeah, I feel like what he needs is a hug and to cry it out.
 
2017-08-05 08:02:26 PM  
Himself?
 
2017-08-05 08:02:50 PM  

snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


Complex investigations take a few minutes, snowfl...er, shovel.
 
2017-08-05 08:02:58 PM  
Outdouche the Mooch?

That seems incredibly unlikely.
 
2017-08-05 08:03:22 PM  
Some people call him the space cowboy. Some call him the gangster of lies. Some people call him Maurice. 'Cause he speaks of the pompitous of Trump.
 
2017-08-05 08:03:44 PM  

fusillade762: pxlboy: holdmybones: Miller is like an extremely racist and anxious high school freshman libertarian. He's sure he's right and has memorized a bunch of meaningless "facts" (like the poem on the Statue of Liberty thing) that he thinks proves him right, but instead it just seems like he searched and searched for some justification for his ignorant beliefs.

This. His old high school classmates said he was an insufferable douche even back then, so I'm sure it'll be interesting.

And why wouldn't trump pick someone like him? He's a raging asshole, so I expect that he'll land the position.

His wiki page says he became a conservative after reading Wayne La Pierre's book. Which leads me to believe he's really just a pant-shiatting coward who dreams of being a tough guy and putting "those people" in their place.


See, it leads me to believe he's lying, and he thinks that's some tough sounding window dressing to hang on his racism.
 
2017-08-05 08:04:12 PM  
Joe Isuzu is looking for work...
 
2017-08-05 08:05:07 PM  

snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


Not jailed *yet*, just out on the sidewalk, dancing a skeleton down the street
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:06:44 PM  

snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


To be fair, it's pretty hard to put wind in jail. It's air.
 
2017-08-05 08:08:18 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.

Complex investigations take a few minutes, snowfl...er, shovel.


Anyway - at what point did the definition of "skeleton" narrow to "people who are currently in jail"?
That's not really a critical component of the definition.
Not that former Trump associates have never gone to jail.
 
2017-08-05 08:11:06 PM  

Yakk: You just know Miller will call Trump Fuhrer by accident.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:11:38 PM  
Speaking of skeletons, why does the douche have a skeleton for "interior decoration"?
 
2017-08-05 08:12:25 PM  

holdmybones: Miller is like an extremely racist and anxious high school freshman libertarian. He's sure he's right and has memorized a bunch of meaningless "facts" (like the poem on the Statue of Liberty thing) that he thinks proves him right, but instead it just seems like he searched and searched for some justification for his ignorant beliefs.


Then the murders began.

Pretty sure he's the guy that got picked on by the girls in the band.
 
2017-08-05 08:12:31 PM  

snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


Hillary Clinton isn't in prison, either, yet she's somehow guilty of everything including the Lindbergh kidnapping and the assassination of JFK.
 
2017-08-05 08:12:45 PM  

spooky.action: snowshovel: jso2897: So - is Trump still hiring guys without checking their closets for skeletons?
I'm starting to wonder if he may be a man of questionable judgement.

So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.

To be fair, it's pretty hard to put wind in jail. It's air.

wind up


I just wish he'd move downwind
 
2017-08-05 08:13:11 PM  

snowshovel: So far, most of those skeletons have proven to be news of the fake sort roughly 100 percent of the time. Not one person has wind up in jail.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:13:12 PM  
So Bannon like Miller for calling Acosta a Jew.
 
2017-08-05 08:13:53 PM  
He'll fly like an eagle and help the joker take the money and run. Abracadabra.
 
2017-08-05 08:15:05 PM  

holdmybones: Miller is like an extremely racist and anxious high school freshman libertarian. He's sure he's right and has memorized a bunch of meaningless "facts" (like the poem on the Statue of Liberty thing) that he thinks proves him right, but instead it just seems like he searched and searched for some justification for his ignorant beliefs.


Funny you mention that.  He turned into a raving racist asshole over summer break just before he entered high school.  Informed an old friend they could no longer be friends "because you're Latino."  Seems he hasn't matured one bit since then.
 
2017-08-05 08:17:10 PM  

Kirablue42: Speaking of skeletons, why does the douche have a skeleton for "interior decoration"?

I've been puzzled by WTF that thing actually is. My best guess is an axolotl/human skeleton hybrid movie prop.
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:17:56 PM  
Hannity may be looking for work soon.
 
2017-08-05 08:18:59 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: He'll fly like an eagle and help the joker take the money and run. Abracadabra.


He's gonna reach out and.......
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:19:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-05 08:19:21 PM  
Miller is the most unpleasant of Trump's Millennial minions.  He sounds and behaves like a pissed-off Chihuahua.
 
2017-08-05 08:19:42 PM  

Boo_Guy: Outdouche the Mooch?

That seems incredibly unlikely.


When you deal with sociopaths, you learn real fast that there is no depth that cannot be sunk to, so much that it will blow your farking mind.
 
2017-08-05 08:19:59 PM  
As long as they don't pick no (((cosmopolitan))).

Oh, what, (((he's))) actually Jewish?
 
2017-08-05 08:20:05 PM  

Durboloid: Hannity may be looking for work soon.


Why?  Is he likely to get caught up in the harassment scandals at Faux News?
 
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