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(CNN)   Our greatest fears are now realized: Trump's decorators to remodel the White House while he's away   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-08-05 02:21:02 AM  
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2017-08-05 02:24:16 AM  
A prediction from thirty years ago

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2017-08-05 02:24:40 AM  
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I like Zero F*cks CNN.
 
2017-08-05 02:27:53 AM  
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2017-08-05 02:28:51 AM  
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2017-08-05 02:30:04 AM  
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2017-08-05 02:33:55 AM  
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2017-08-05 02:34:37 AM  
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2017-08-05 02:41:08 AM  
oh good, trump is going to bring the 'tacky'.  because that always helps.
 
2017-08-05 02:54:34 AM  
While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)
 
2017-08-05 02:58:13 AM  

bloobeary: While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)


if anything, i'm pretty sure the CIA and NSA have at least ONE operative on every work crew, planting bugs so they know what trump is going to tell the russians about next.
 
2017-08-05 03:01:13 AM  

bloobeary: While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)


If Trump is anything like his supporters he probably has 15 dildoes that are full of listening devices.

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2017-08-05 03:16:20 AM  
Who needs listening devices in the White House when he blabs everything to the Russians in person?

https://mobile.twitter.com/macfinn44/status/893600290787733504

The same guy flew into a Florida airport close to Mar a Loogie just before D2S arrived earlier this year.

His private jet has also been tracked to several airports near his 2016 campaign run, too.

Coincidence?
 
2017-08-05 03:53:34 AM  

Weaver95: bloobeary: While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

if anything, i'm pretty sure the CIA and NSA have at least ONE operative on every work crew, planting bugs so they know what trump is going to tell the russians about next.


They just have to read his Twitter feed.
 
2017-08-05 03:54:55 AM  
Reading actual link.. yeah, it happens from time to time.. CNN says it's structural work that was approved by the previous administration.

Granted, it's CNN, and we can't trust anything the White House says now, so anything could happen.
 
2017-08-05 03:57:35 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Weaver95: bloobeary: While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

if anything, i'm pretty sure the CIA and NSA have at least ONE operative on every work crew, planting bugs so they know what trump is going to tell the russians about next.

They just have to read his Twitter feed.


think of it this way - with this president, wouldn't YOU want independent confirmation of what he actually said....?
 
2017-08-05 03:59:20 AM  

markie_farkie: Who needs listening devices in the White House when he blabs everything to the Russians in person?


He's not likely to be much of a data source after he gets booted out of office. With that potential future looming ever closer, now would be a prime moment for Putin to use his current level of access to the White House, to salt the place with bugs, with an eye towards spying on future administrations. And, having his favorite patsy sneak his bugging team into the White House under the guise of "decorators" would be a way to do that.

Yeah, so forget how tacky it will look. The White House will need a Truman-era style gutting and reconstruction, just to make sure the place is secure again, once Dumpy's out.
 
2017-08-05 04:10:26 AM  

bloobeary: While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)


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2017-08-05 05:36:25 AM  
So Liberace's boudoir will be the theme?
 
2017-08-05 05:40:23 AM  

vpb: So Liberace's boudoir will be the theme?


IIRC, Liberace's house looked demure and tasteful compared to the garish garbage of Trump Tower.
 
2017-08-05 05:57:02 AM  
He needs them to build bigger chairs and widen the doorways. He's the fattest President is history.
 
2017-08-05 06:05:14 AM  
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One of Saddam Hussein's palaces.
 
2017-08-05 06:12:01 AM  
No big deal. I'm sure Pense will hire other decorators to scrape the gold off of everything, once he takes over the office in a few months. At worst, the hallowed halls of the WH will look like a brothel until 2021 at the latest.
 
2017-08-05 06:15:13 AM  
I do hope that it includes lots of listening devices so that there are always "tapes" of his conversations
 
2017-08-05 06:17:23 AM  
If the choice is between a reject from "trailer park boys" and the slime that is Trump and his "associates" ..well, I know which one I'd pick to have redecorate the White House.
 
2017-08-05 06:22:44 AM  
I know it's easy to pick things to seriously be on the fence about voting for Donald Trump about, but I'm having a hard time getting worked up over this.

These aren't gaudy Trump renovations, this is pretty basic repair and upkeep work to deal with ceiling leaks in the WH, a housefly problem, and repairing 64 year old stairs.

They were approved back when Obama was in office. The President doesn't own the White House, so the people making these repairs and renovations aren't on his payroll.
 
2017-08-05 06:25:47 AM  

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2017-08-05 06:29:09 AM  

vpb: So Liberace's boudoir will be the theme?


probably. Trump's tastes makes Liberace's look positively manly.

Alas, sic transit Gloria mundi.

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2017-08-05 06:32:02 AM  
It'll be renamed the White and Gold House

Dictator Chic
 
2017-08-05 07:04:46 AM  
Oh My Gaudy!
 
2017-08-05 07:07:04 AM  

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I like Zero F*cks CNN.


Is he hanging out with the Blith family?
 
2017-08-05 07:12:14 AM  
Cover the whole thing with dick pics so he thinks it is decorated with mirrors

/either that or assholes
 
2017-08-05 07:16:27 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Cover the whole thing with dick pics so he thinks it is decorated with mirrors

/either that or assholes


Dammit, "think" not thing, damn phone
 
2017-08-05 07:22:48 AM  
"Dump" comments confirmed.
 
2017-08-05 07:34:01 AM  
There will be portraits of Mohammed on the walls, you know, to how "I always had great relationships with the Mooslims".
 
2017-08-05 07:37:05 AM  

Astorix: vpb: So Liberace's boudoir will be the theme?

probably. Trump's tastes makes Liberace's look positively manly.

Alas, sic transit Gloria mundi.

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I didn't know Gloria was sick...
 
2017-08-05 07:44:29 AM  

FriarReb98: Astorix: vpb: So Liberace's boudoir will be the theme?

probably. Trump's tastes makes Liberace's look positively manly.

Alas, sic transit Gloria mundi.

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I didn't know Gloria was sick...


they didn't tell me she was sick.😇
 
2017-08-05 07:45:29 AM  
Well of course they have to repaint.  Trump's giant fast food farts have been peeling it off the walls.
 
2017-08-05 07:47:23 AM  
Ah, Presidential vacations.

Bush Jr. had rancher fantasy camp, Obama had Hawaii, and Clinton had "fark it, I'll stay here and work more."

Trump's thing is lying about scores, playing grab-ass in the locker room and eating sub-par meals, so sad.
 
2017-08-05 07:54:18 AM  

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I like Zero F*cks CNN.


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Newsweek is doing pretty well, too.
 
2017-08-05 08:18:51 AM  
Good maybe they can move the Churchill busy back in.
 
2017-08-05 08:22:13 AM  
A special celebrity episode of "Changing Rooms?"  Since the American Government is just a reality show, anyway.
 
2017-08-05 08:22:32 AM  
Calling it the Gold House is going to be an adjustment.
 
2017-08-05 08:46:12 AM  

Weaver95: oh good, trump is going to bring the 'tacky'.  because that always helps.


Well he does view public housing like the Whitehouse as "dump".
As do most richest 1%ers.
 
2017-08-05 08:46:58 AM  

davidphogan: bloobeary: While everyone's having a good laugh about Dumpy's lack of taste, maybe someone should keep an eye open to make sure none of those decorators is a Russian spy, there to fill the place with listening devices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

If Trump is anything like his supporters he probably has 15 dildoes that are full of listening devices.

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Google Trump butt plug.
 
2017-08-05 08:53:57 AM  
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2017-08-05 08:56:44 AM  
He threw that whole "the White House is a dump" idea out there a couple of days so no one would question why he spends eight figures to renovate and gold-plate everything from floor to ceiling.  It's harder for people to complain about the outrageous bill if he can pass it off as something that needed to be done.  

Grift away, you grifty man.
 
2017-08-05 09:01:49 AM  
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2017-08-05 09:02:01 AM  
snowshovel: Good maybe they can move the Churchill busy back in.

Yeah, about that....
 
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How bad could it be? That bad? Oh, OK.
 
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