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(NYPost)   It's like a year's worth of "after school specials" about bad life choices crammed into a single headline: "Principal-turned-stripper gets 32 years for killing cop in DUI"   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Pearland police officer, Ethanol, Officer Endy Ekpanya, Criminal law, Texas exotic dancer, Amber Willemsen, Texas legal limit, blood alcohol content  
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2017-08-04 11:37:51 AM  
Wasn't this an American Dad episode?
 
2017-08-04 12:04:28 PM  
Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?
 
2017-08-04 02:00:19 PM  
Name your kid Amber and there's only one place she's headed.
 
2017-08-04 02:49:40 PM  
Helen Hunt jumps out a window
Youtube pl7-fxVnDZw
 
2017-08-04 03:23:10 PM  
Be afraid to die unless you have won one small victory for mankind
 
2017-08-04 03:25:01 PM  
if stripping paid more than the vice principal gig, then it's not a bad life choice
it's a bad country we live in
 
2017-08-04 03:25:07 PM  
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2017-08-04 03:25:22 PM  
A Texas exotic dancer convicted of intoxication manslaughter after a crash that killed a Pearland police officer was sentenced to 32 years in prison on Thursday.

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2017-08-04 03:26:11 PM  
I stil have this T-shirt

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2017-08-04 03:26:57 PM  
needs better pics.
 
2017-08-04 03:28:56 PM  
Slightly better looking than most strippers .
 
2017-08-04 03:31:15 PM  
moothemagiccow    
if stripping paid more than the vice principal gig, then it's not a bad life choice
it's a bad country we live in

This being Texas, I'm sure stripping paid more than assistant principal, even at 40.  It's the principle of the thing that counts.
 
2017-08-04 03:31:53 PM  
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2017-08-04 03:32:24 PM  

uncleacid: Name your kid Amber and there's only one place she's headed.


I've got a friend named Amber who's in her 30s and has had a couple of kids. If she started stripping, well... I'd have to wear a disguise but I'd go to the show.
 
2017-08-04 03:33:03 PM  
I'm glad she was caught, sayof.
 
2017-08-04 03:34:41 PM  

runwiz: moothemagiccow    
if stripping paid more than the vice principal gig, then it's not a bad life choice
it's a bad country we live in
This being Texas, I'm sure stripping paid more than assistant principal, even at 40.  It's the principle of the thing that counts.


Well, obviously it didn't pay enough for her to suffer from affluenza and go free.
 
2017-08-04 03:35:20 PM  
ABC Afterschool Special

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABC_Afterschool_Special

The Late Great Me! Story of a Teenage Alcoholic?

Stoned?

She Drinks a Little?

One Too Many
?

Just Tipsy, Honey?

Over the Limit?

Summer Stories: The Mall - Part 3?
a recovering teenage alcoholic struggles to stay sober?

Fast Forward? Alcoholic teenager sees life ahead when he is a bombed out deralict?

Jesus, how farking depressing. Tons of episodes about substance abuse but not one, not ONE about becoming a stripper.
 
2017-08-04 03:37:17 PM  

ChipNASA: ABC Afterschool Special

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABC_Afterschool_Special

The Late Great Me! Story of a Teenage Alcoholic?

Stoned?

She Drinks a Little?

One Too Many?

Just Tipsy, Honey?

Over the Limit?

Summer Stories: The Mall - Part 3? a recovering teenage alcoholic struggles to stay sober?

Fast Forward? Alcoholic teenager sees life ahead when he is a bombed out deralict?

Jesus, how farking depressing. Tons of episodes about substance abuse but not one, not ONE about becoming a stripper.


Those episodes were usually played on cable, scrambled
 
2017-08-04 03:42:51 PM  
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When she's cleaned up she looks like, well, a 40 year old stripper.
 
2017-08-04 03:43:43 PM  

Ambivalence: Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?


On the other hand, if she can still make money at 40 as a stripper she must look pretty good...in the dark...when you're drunk.
 
2017-08-04 03:49:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 400x400]

When she's cleaned up she looks like, well, a 40 year old stripper.


I would need to see more evidence to decide if she is qualified to strip
 
2017-08-04 03:49:40 PM  

Birnone: Ambivalence: Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?

On the other hand, if she can still make money at 40 as a stripper she must look pretty good...in the dark...when you're drunk.


Everyone at a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon is drunk.
 
2017-08-04 03:51:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 400x400]

When she's cleaned up she looks like, well, a 40 year old stripper.


Her nose looks squashed.

Wonder how that happened.
 
2017-08-04 04:00:58 PM  

Ambivalence: Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?


How bad a turn has your life taken when you're feeding dollar bills to a 40 year old stripper?
 
2017-08-04 04:02:51 PM  
Meh.  Not bad.

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2017-08-04 04:03:02 PM  
The only thing missing, is meth....
 
2017-08-04 04:03:10 PM  

moothemagiccow: if stripping paid more than the vice principal gig, then it's not a bad life choice


No, it's a bad life choice.
 
2017-08-04 04:07:23 PM  
On the bright side, this will get her out of the stripping biz.  That can only be good for her and every customer of that club.
 
2017-08-04 04:07:50 PM  
There would be nothing awesomer than going to a strip club and seeing your assistant principal from when you were in school stripping.

Except maybe my middle school math teacher, yowza!
 
2017-08-04 04:09:25 PM  
40? Stripper? Slim pickings in Pearland.
 
2017-08-04 04:11:33 PM  

slackananda: Ambivalence: Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?

How bad a turn has your life taken when you're feeding dollar bills to a 40 year old stripper?

 
2017-08-04 04:12:44 PM  

basemetal: The only thing missing, is meth....


Then we'd have assumed it happened in Oklahoma
 
2017-08-04 04:13:30 PM  
Van Halen - "Hot For Teacher" (Official Music Video)
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2017-08-04 04:13:41 PM  
They have strippers at a Ritz? I would expect younger strippers at a quality establishment like the Ritz.
 
2017-08-04 04:17:33 PM  

Ambivalence: Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?


Depends on how long she was a teacher. She may have been there long enough to have a sweet pension and just decided "fark it, I'm sick of this shiat" and decided to go have some fun.

Not all strippers are methed up whores living in trailers. Some are just smart enough to realize that they can make up to $1000 a night just showing a bunch of losers their tits.
 
2017-08-04 04:24:19 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Meh.  Not bad.

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Aaaannndd on the right we see the reason she's a stripper, and the reason she's going to jail.
 
2017-08-04 04:30:27 PM  

runwiz: moothemagiccow    
if stripping paid more than the vice principal gig, then it's not a bad life choice
it's a bad country we live in
This being Texas, I'm sure stripping paid more than assistant principal, even at 40.  It's the principle of the thing that counts.


There's not a place in the world outside of a select few private schools that would pay an assistant vice principal more than a stripper.

Supply and demand.  It's also why someone useless like a football player makes more in a year than most paramedics do in their life.  We need the paramedics, but a couple thousand people are not going to pay to watch them do their job for three hours a week so we can shove advertisements in their face.
 
2017-08-04 04:34:05 PM  

abhorrent1: Ambivalence: Wow, a 40 year old stripper.  How bad a turn has your life taken that you're stripping at 40?

Depends on how long she was a teacher. She may have been there long enough to have a sweet pension and just decided "fark it, I'm sick of this shiat" and decided to go have some fun.

Not all strippers are methed up whores living in trailers. Some are just smart enough to realize that they can make up to $1000 a night just showing a bunch of losers their tits.


Ain't a stipper born that knocks down that kind of cash.  a "featured dancer" (porn star) who has her own DVD and merchandise line MIGHT clear that much gross, but net? unlikely.  Most places you gotta Tip out the DJ and the Bouncer to say nothing of a kickback to the manager for the good shifts, and in many you are actually renting the stage from the club and they keep half as a rental fee for Champagne room dances, and you have to buy your own outfits, props etc.    (couple of good friends who did that for a living...ruined those clubs for me, but I am glad in a way)
 
2017-08-04 04:34:09 PM  

FuManchu7: There's not a place in the world outside of a select few private schools that would pay an assistant vice principal more than a stripper.


Strippers make most of their money off tips.

If the picture is any indication, this one made a LOT more as a vice principal.
 
2017-08-04 04:34:59 PM  

FuManchu7: runwiz: moothemagiccow    
if stripping paid more than the vice principal gig, then it's not a bad life choice
it's a bad country we live in
This being Texas, I'm sure stripping paid more than assistant principal, even at 40.  It's the principle of the thing that counts.

There's not a place in the world outside of a select few private schools that would pay an assistant vice principal more than a stripper.

Supply and demand.  It's also why someone useless like a football player makes more in a year than most paramedics do in their life.  We need the paramedics, but a couple thousand people are not going to pay to watch them do their job for three hours a week so we can shove advertisements in their face.


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2017-08-04 04:39:57 PM  
32 years seems excessive when you consider thst if it was the cops fault, there wouldn't even be charges filed.
 
2017-08-04 04:39:58 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 400x400]

When she's cleaned up she looks like, well, a 40 year old stripper.


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2017-08-04 04:43:54 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Meh.  Not bad.

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dui  you say??
 
2017-08-04 04:45:05 PM  

sunderland56: FuManchu7: There's not a place in the world outside of a select few private schools that would pay an assistant vice principal more than a stripper.

Strippers make most of their money off tips.

If the picture is any indication, this one made a LOT more as a vice principal.


Knees too sharp for you, Studman?
 
2017-08-04 04:47:19 PM  

czei: TiberiusGracchus44: Meh.  Not bad.

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Aaaannndd on the right we see the reason she's a stripper, and the reason she's going to jail.


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2017-08-04 04:49:57 PM  

WTFDYW: sunderland56:
If the picture is any indication, this one made a LOT more as a vice principal.

Knees too sharp for you, Studman?


I've seen much better looking meth addicts.
 
2017-08-04 04:52:01 PM  

Magorn: Ain't a stipper born that knocks down that kind of cash.


Then you don't know many strippers. The one that's been living with my brother for the last 25 years...she doesn't do it anymore, obviously, would frequently come home with 600,800,1000 from a night depending on the day of the week.

Location obviously matters. A podunk From Dusk Till Dawn type place obviously isn't going to bring in much.
 
2017-08-04 04:55:00 PM  

loonatic112358: basemetal: The only thing missing, is meth....

Then we'd have assumed it happened in Oklahoma


I already assumed that until I read the article.
 
2017-08-04 05:05:51 PM  

abhorrent1: Magorn: Ain't a stipper born that knocks down that kind of cash.

Then you don't know many strippers. The one that's been living with my brother for the last 25 years...she doesn't do it anymore, obviously, would frequently come home with 600,800,1000 from a night depending on the day of the week.

Location obviously matters. A podunk From Dusk Till Dawn type place obviously isn't going to bring in much.


If she is the one hot girl in the place, she will.
 
2017-08-04 05:22:44 PM  
She was upset that night and so she was drinking because everyone was reaching in for change
 
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