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(MSN)   Man dumps body in horrendous act, then gets horrendous food at Applebee's   ( msn.com) divider line
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2017-08-04 09:32:01 AM  
Can he also be charged with the crime of eating at Applebee's?
 
2017-08-04 01:02:21 PM  

bdub77: Can he also be charged with the crime of eating at Applebee's?


Nope. He found a loophole: "The man then went to a local Applebee's to order takeout."
 
2017-08-04 01:27:18 PM  
The dog died of punt force trauma.
 
2017-08-04 04:20:38 PM  
I was a reg at Applebee's until I stopped drinking. I found that the happy glow from three of their tall beers was skewing my dining memories into the positive side.
 
2017-08-04 05:25:12 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: I was a reg at Applebee's until I stopped drinking. I found that the happy glow from three of their tall beers was skewing my dining memories into the positive side.


Applebees: because you can't taste anything when you're hammered
 
2017-08-04 06:24:28 PM  
Hang him for the murder of the wife, but pull him up so it's slow for the murder of the dog.
 
2017-08-04 06:28:15 PM  

doglover: Hang him for the murder of the wife, but pull him up so it's slow for the murder of the dog.


Yes by all means, preferably realllllly slowly.  But before you do that, could you please find out why the hell there was hardwood floor cleaner in the dishwasher (at least according to the article there was.)  Sounds like this guy got into truly epic levels of wasted before he went on his little psycho spree.
 
2017-08-04 06:30:18 PM  
I'm still sitting here scratching my head trying to figure out which act is more horrendous.
 
2017-08-04 06:32:58 PM  

CruiserTwelve: bdub77: Can he also be charged with the crime of eating at Applebee's?

Nope. He found a loophole: "The man then went to a local Applebee's to order takeout."


Takeout? That's somehow worse. Like that Louis CK bit about getting a Cinnabon at your arrival airport.
 
2017-08-04 06:34:38 PM  

wildcardjack: Garza and the Supermutants: I was a reg at Applebee's until I stopped drinking. I found that the happy glow from three of their tall beers was skewing my dining memories into the positive side.

Applebees: because you can't taste anything when you're hammered


I don't care what you say, that's where I had my first taste of jalapeño-poppers (cheese filled jalapeños, battered and deep fried).

/great. Now I'm hungry.
 
2017-08-04 06:36:16 PM  
I haven't been to a Applebees in about 10 years, but I loved the riblets!
I live next to Polly's Pies, Mimi's Cafe, Marie Callender's and Chili's right now. So that is what I get now.

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2017-08-04 06:39:38 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: doglover: Hang him for the murder of the wife, but pull him up so it's slow for the murder of the dog.

Yes by all means, preferably realllllly slowly.  But before you do that, could you please find out why the hell there was hardwood floor cleaner in the dishwasher (at least according to the article there was.)  Sounds like this guy got into truly epic levels of wasted before he went on his little psycho spree.


I read that and all I could think of was that it's some kind of brush used to clean such flooring as opposed to the liquid cleanser we have in mind.

/dunno
 
2017-08-04 06:48:38 PM  
I don't believe this! All this hate for a restaurant? Good food, nice large bar, friendly service.... what the hell's wrong with you people? Bandwagon pretentious snobbery is THAT necessary to "look" discriminating, or smart, or classy?
 
2017-08-04 06:49:11 PM  
What kind of person gets takeout from Applebee's?  Oh...I guess we know the answer now.  Nevermind.
 
2017-08-04 06:50:28 PM  
He was trying out their new Alibite Menu.
 
2017-08-04 06:51:39 PM  

CruiserTwelve: bdub77: Can he also be charged with the crime of eating at Applebee's?

Nope. He found a loophole: "The man then went to a local Applebee's to order takeout."


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2017-08-04 06:52:53 PM  
I happen to like Applebee's...yeah, it's expensive as hell, but the food is pretty damned good.

/either that, or our local Applebee's has a damn good chef ;)
//CSB: took my ex to the Applebee's in Coeur d'Alene, ID, for dinner several years ago...we pretty much ate each other's dinners :D
///even the slashies like Applebee's
 
2017-08-04 06:53:26 PM  

Bowen: CruiserTwelve: bdub77: Can he also be charged with the crime of eating at Applebee's?

Nope. He found a loophole: "The man then went to a local Applebee's to order takeout."

Takeout? That's somehow worse. Like that Louis CK bit about getting a Cinnabon at your arrival airport.


I'm laughing because one time I arrived late and tired and didn't want to have to deal with finding a place to eat so I ate at the airport.  It's not so much that there isn't edible food at most airports but the markup is ridiculous.
 
2017-08-04 06:59:10 PM  
Well Applebees is certainly no Olive Garden.
 
2017-08-04 07:04:35 PM  
They do have curb stomp service.
 
2017-08-04 07:05:34 PM  
Applebee's.  Fark it, you're already hammered.
 
2017-08-04 07:09:37 PM  
Probably had 

kb7rky: I happen to like Applebee's...yeah, it's expensive as hell, but the food is pretty damned good.


The deadpan-fried steak is my favorite.
 
2017-08-04 07:11:52 PM  
applebees is overpriced and mediocre but far from horrendous
 
2017-08-04 07:42:09 PM  
Murder?  I doubt it.  He was doing her a double favor.  He spared her from every having to eat at Applebee's ever again, and took it upon himself to endure what they call food.  The man is a hero and a real trooper.
 
2017-08-04 07:46:41 PM  
Normally I am all for murderers getting long sentences, but this poor man has suffered enough.
 
2017-08-04 07:59:50 PM  

DigitalDirt: I haven't been to a Applebees in about 10 years, but I loved the riblets!
I live next to Polly's Pies, Mimi's Cafe, Marie Callender's and Chili's right now. So that is what I get now.

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Marie Callendar's, the high caloric microwave meal lady, has a stand alone restaurant?
 
2017-08-04 08:03:58 PM  
And after dinner, he took a horrendous dump?
 
2017-08-04 08:50:13 PM  
She had a baby at 47 years old?!  Holy crow, that's pushing it. If she'd not been murdered, she'd have been 65 years old when the kid was graduating high school, and that's not even considering all the health risks.

My partner and I are in our mid 40s, and we're both pretty certain having a kid together is just not going to happen. I can't be taking care of a toddler in my 50s. I won't allow her to risk her life giving birth in her late 40s.
 
2017-08-04 08:59:49 PM  

WilderKWight: She had a baby at 47 years old?!  Holy crow, that's pushing it. If she'd not been murdered, she'd have been 65 years old when the kid was graduating high school, and that's not even considering all the health risks.

My partner and I are in our mid 40s, and we're both pretty certain having a kid together is just not going to happen. I can't be taking care of a toddler in my 50s. I won't allow her to risk her life giving birth in her late 40s.


oh my god i pegged you for age 25 max
 
2017-08-04 09:13:38 PM  

moothemagiccow: WilderKWight: She had a baby at 47 years old?!  Holy crow, that's pushing it. If she'd not been murdered, she'd have been 65 years old when the kid was graduating high school, and that's not even considering all the health risks.

My partner and I are in our mid 40s, and we're both pretty certain having a kid together is just not going to happen. I can't be taking care of a toddler in my 50s. I won't allow her to risk her life giving birth in her late 40s.

oh my god i pegged you for age 25 max


That's OK. I figured you were around 16.
 
2017-08-04 09:29:12 PM  

WilderKWight: She had a baby at 47 years old?!  Holy crow, that's pushing it. If she'd not been murdered, she'd have been 65 years old when the kid was graduating high school, and that's not even considering all the health risks.

My partner and I are in our mid 40s, and we're both pretty certain having a kid together is just not going to happen. I can't be taking care of a toddler in my 50s. I won't allow her to risk her life giving birth in her late 40s.


That baby she's holding in the article is her grandson.
 
2017-08-04 09:32:02 PM  

WilderKWight: moothemagiccow: WilderKWight: She had a baby at 47 years old?!  Holy crow, that's pushing it. If she'd not been murdered, she'd have been 65 years old when the kid was graduating high school, and that's not even considering all the health risks.

My partner and I are in our mid 40s, and we're both pretty certain having a kid together is just not going to happen. I can't be taking care of a toddler in my 50s. I won't allow her to risk her life giving birth in her late 40s.

oh my god i pegged you for age 25 max

That's OK. I figured you were around 16.


since that means I started posting here at age 1
i'll take it
 
2017-08-04 10:07:22 PM  
"Michelle Long and a small dog were found dead in her Forrest Court home's swimming pool on June 17."
Dunno, sounds like murder-suicide.
 
2017-08-04 10:26:29 PM  
I had the distinct pleasure of working as a waiter for the Applebee's brand-  Crisp polos, taut khaki pants or shorts at all times.  Polished magnetic name tag and a smile.  I bleed The Apple.

Everyday I'd serve the obese town folk in rural Missouri and supply them a steady supply of chicken fingers and riblettes.

All you can eat riblettes night was the biggest challenge of my career. I could not keep up with the riblette refills.  They were shoveling it down faster than I could supply it.

Then the answer came to me in a blinding realization-put out multiple refills at a time per person!  That little innovation saved me so much time.  Management wasn't very fond of this and told me to knock it off because it wasted "food".

However I began to analyze people's makeup and body type,"riblette profile" them if you will.

I could determine within a basket and a half of ribs based simply on a few select characteristics- gender, size, temperament, etc.  Management found out I continued my riblette refill blitz and fired me on the spots. After years of loyal service I hung up my apron and checkbook.

Everytime I drive by one now and those red and green neon lights hit me I get transportated back to the days working for Mr. and Mrs. Applebee.
 
2017-08-05 12:43:42 AM  
I always liked their chicken fingers.  Not as good as Bugaboo's, but still pretty tasty.  Neither one is around her anymore.
 
2017-08-05 02:38:28 AM  
Fark the people.
Sad for the dog.
 
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