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(The Smoking Gun)   An incident involving a red-haired girl and a cucumber escalates into assault on a police officer   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Police, Gunderson, Crime, Criminal law, Theodore Gunderson, 240-pound Gunderson, Misdemeanor, Constable  
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2017-08-03 09:56:28 PM  
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2017-08-03 10:03:49 PM  
A search of Gunderson's vehicle turned up several knives, though he is not facing charges related to those weapons.

Why the hell not?

Gunderson then threatened the employee, saying, "If I had a gun or a knife you would be the first to go."
 
2017-08-03 10:06:06 PM  
Well that story was a pretty big disappointment after the headline.
 
2017-08-03 10:24:56 PM  
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Now THAT'S a knoiyfe.
 
2017-08-03 10:29:08 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Well that story was a pretty big disappointment after the headline.


Yea, I was expecting it to turn into a pickle.
 
2017-08-03 11:53:14 PM  
When the cop tried to grab the keys from the vehicle's ignition, Gunderson began to "drive away with the Officer's hand and arm still inside the vehicle." The officer "had to take multiple steps" to extract his arm "in order to keep himself from tripping and possibly falling under the car."

I'm guessing by the fact that this guy's not dead he's white.
 
2017-08-04 12:40:48 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Well that story was a pretty big disappointment after the headline.


i climaxed from the headline, so all good.
 
2017-08-04 12:40:49 AM  
Ah, I remember now. That was the B-side to "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress."
 
2017-08-04 12:47:27 AM  
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You can't fool that man when it comes to numbers.
 
2017-08-04 12:47:58 AM  
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2017-08-04 12:48:51 AM  
They should have known it was going downhill when someone ordered a salad at Wendy's.
 
2017-08-04 12:50:23 AM  
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2017-08-04 12:51:19 AM  
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2017-08-04 12:52:23 AM  
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2017-08-04 12:52:26 AM  
That headline read to me that an attractive red-haired female police officer did something untoward with a cucumber and it was all caught on her bodycam.

That's probably not at all what happened.  I guess I'll read the article.
 
2017-08-04 12:52:39 AM  

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2017-08-04 12:55:41 AM  
Pickle Surprise!
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2017-08-04 12:56:11 AM  
5'8" & 240? Dude, you don't need to be THIS determined to eat healthier.

/I understand. Used to be 250 at 5'7"
 
2017-08-04 12:57:45 AM  
Good thing Jim Cornette sticks to the triple cheese, extra cheese, mayo, pickles, onions ONLY, large fry, with a Sprite!

The Jim Cornette Experience: The Dairy Queen Incident (Story II) [2010]
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2017-08-04 12:59:15 AM  
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2017-08-04 01:02:06 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Gordon Bennett: Well that story was a pretty big disappointment after the headline.

Yea, I was expecting it to turn into a pickle.


I don't want a pickle. Just want to ride on my motorcycle.

Arlo Guthrie - Motorcycle Song
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2017-08-04 01:13:03 AM  
FTA: When a New Holland Police Department patrolman arrived at the restaurant (seen below), Gunderson was inside his auto. "The defendant then refused to put his window down or get out of his vehicle," Officer Michael Specht reported.
After Gunderson lowered his window, Specht told him that he was not free to leave and "was being placed under arrest."


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2017-08-04 01:13:14 AM  
That's such a great song, yet the audience seems strangely unresponsive.  Festival audiences usually like that?
 
2017-08-04 01:16:32 AM  

phrawgh: scottydoesntknow: Gordon Bennett: Well that story was a pretty big disappointment after the headline.

Yea, I was expecting it to turn into a pickle.

I don't want a pickle. Just want to ride on my motorcycle.

[YouTube video]


The GI Joe PSA parodies ruined that song for me.
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2017-08-04 01:17:27 AM  
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2017-08-04 01:17:43 AM  

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AOW
2017-08-04 01:18:41 AM  
Why did Ronald McDonald get arrested?
He was caught trying to put his Big Mack in Wendys hot and juicy.


/yea yea I know, that jokes older than I am
//bite my Black Whopper
 
2017-08-04 01:26:06 AM  

NutWrench: A search of Gunderson's vehicle turned up several knives, though he is not facing charges related to those weapons.

Why the hell not?

Gunderson then threatened the employee, saying, "If I had a gun or a knife you would be the first to go."


The knives in question

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2017-08-04 01:29:14 AM  
Back in the old days (I'm old enough to say that now), Wendy's had a salad bar.

Hmm, I wonder why they discontinued that?

http://insufficientscotty.com/2012/02/27/whatever-happened-to-the-wen​d​ys-superbar/

That's why they got rid of it. It was a huge pain in the ass to keep up with. Not only did it attract rowdy teenagers, but just imagine that on a Saturday afternoon. All the breeders with their bottom feeding children, mouths all agape, sneezing in the pudding, just generally yelling and being indecisive while making a huge mess. "No mommy, I don't want a salad, I want a happy meal! I hate you, that's why I like Daddy better! He takes me to the playplace at McDonald"'

Hmph. Kids. Shoulda known.
 
2017-08-04 01:33:19 AM  
Baaaarummmmmph, cucumbers have little nutritional value.
 
2017-08-04 01:35:41 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Baaaarummmmmph, cucumbers have little nutritional value.


They don't have any at all if you continue to shove them in the wrong hole(s).
 
2017-08-04 01:39:47 AM  
Wendy's spent millions promoting their salads in TV ads, and the salads look fantastic. I imagine what they actually serve is very disappointing. But 58-year old should have already learned not to expect fast food to look anything like what they show on TV ads. I'm guessing there were other factors (not necessarily Wendy's related)  and that the cucumbers were the last straw.
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2017-08-04 01:42:05 AM  
Cuke-heads gonna cuke.
 
2017-08-04 01:42:18 AM  
No one has mentioned the pickle incident yet? Shame.
 
2017-08-04 01:43:53 AM  

phrawgh: thisisyourbrainonFark: Baaaarummmmmph, cucumbers have little nutritional value.

They don't have any at all if you continue to shove them in the wrong hole(s).


Well now that's not true, pulped cucumber would be great for some mild rectal rehydration.
 
2017-08-04 01:46:31 AM  
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2017-08-04 01:49:47 AM  
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2017-08-04 02:07:39 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Gordon Bennett: Well that story was a pretty big disappointment after the headline.

Yea, I was expecting it to turn into a pickle.


Where no man has gone before?
 
2017-08-04 02:08:55 AM  
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2017-08-04 02:22:23 AM  
Sad? Did the Dumbass tag get fired AGAIN?

/prolly deserved it this time
 
2017-08-04 02:27:20 AM  
Oh Jesus, the comments...
 
2017-08-04 02:34:43 AM  
You guys are slacking...
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2017-08-04 02:46:31 AM  

AOW: Why did Ronald McDonald get arrested?
He was caught trying to put his Big Mack in Wendys hot and juicy.


/yea yea I know, that jokes older than I am
//bite my Black Whopper


Dairy Queen got preggers 'cause Burger King couldn't control his whopper.
 
2017-08-04 03:09:37 AM  

CoysOdie: AOW: Why did Ronald McDonald get arrested?
He was caught trying to put his Big Mack in Wendys hot and juicy.


/yea yea I know, that jokes older than I am
//bite my Black Whopper

Dairy Queen got preggers 'cause Burger King couldn't control his whopper.


Oh! My sides!
 
2017-08-04 03:38:07 AM  
All beef Patty, Special Ross, and Lester Cheese picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus.
 
2017-08-04 04:00:06 AM  
It was a meat popsicle!

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2017-08-04 04:13:53 AM  

fusillade762: When the cop tried to grab the keys from the vehicle's ignition, Gunderson began to "drive away with the Officer's hand and arm still inside the vehicle." The officer "had to take multiple steps" to extract his arm "in order to keep himself from tripping and possibly falling under the car."

I'm guessing by the fact that this guy's not dead he's white.



Yawn....
 
2017-08-04 04:21:04 AM  

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With his bare hand. That's nasty.
 
2017-08-04 05:42:00 AM  
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