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(Peoria Journal Star)   Do not have sex with a minor. If you have sex with a minor, do not secretly record it. If you secretly record it, do not share it with her best friend who will post it online. Also, do not have sex with a minor   ( pjstar.com) divider line
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2017-08-03 05:38:03 PM  
What was that first part?
 
2017-08-03 06:47:24 PM  
What did you expect? Trump promised to increase opportunities for minors.
 
2017-08-03 09:21:03 PM  
Snow White gonna be PISSED!

/Oh wait, you said MINOR.... sorry
 
2017-08-03 09:45:40 PM  
Made a movie if it?
 Bet it didn't play in Peoria.
 
2017-08-03 09:48:48 PM  
F U Peoria JStar. Turned my Ad Block off and you still say it's on. Do everyone a favour and don't have 20+  3rd party scripts running on one page, ffs.
 
2017-08-03 10:21:08 PM  
Alright I had sex with a minor.  What was the next step?
 
2017-08-03 10:24:01 PM  
If you do share it with her best friend who posts it online...
 
2017-08-03 10:24:12 PM  
I once had sex with a miner.  She was not the most attractive woman, but she had a great physique, was super sexy, and had a great personality.
 
2017-08-03 10:24:34 PM  
Coal miner or Opal miner? Because coal chicks are pretty fly!
 
2017-08-03 10:25:00 PM  
My wife's maiden name is minor, so technically...
 
2017-08-03 10:26:13 PM  
Was  she hot?

/bet she was hot


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2017-08-03 10:29:11 PM  
Now it's his turn.
 
2017-08-03 10:30:06 PM  

Mock26: I once had sex with a miner.  She was not the most attractive woman, but she had a great physique, was super sexy, and had a great personality.


Drill baby drill!

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2017-08-03 10:35:14 PM  

phrawgh: Was  she hot?

/bet she was hot

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I'm not a very good lip reader but it looks like he's saying aroused, not horny
 
2017-08-03 10:36:14 PM  
Every 18 year old knows 15 will get you 20.........but recording it makes you a child pornographer with all of the perks that come with it in prison.
 
2017-08-03 10:37:33 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Alright I had sex with a minor.  What was the next step?


Often, from their frequent mining, they will keep a pouch of gold around their neck.  Take it while they're sleeping.
 
2017-08-03 10:42:09 PM  
I prefer C major, sometimes D major. Anything minor seems off to me.
 
2017-08-03 10:43:27 PM  
If you give a mouse a cookie...
 
2017-08-03 10:46:33 PM  

basemetal: Every 18 year old knows 15 will get you 20.........but recording it makes you a child pornographer with all of the perks that come with it in prison.


In many states, 18 and 15 is legal.

But FFS don't farking record it.
 
2017-08-03 10:49:58 PM  

Amish Tech Support: Coal miner or Opal miner? Because coal chicks are pretty fly!


Coal miner.
 
2017-08-03 11:02:29 PM  
Subby, you said "have sex with a minor" twice. Three times, actually.
 
2017-08-03 11:05:23 PM  

basemetal: Every 18 year old knows 15 will get you 20.........but recording it makes you a child pornographer with all of the perks that come with it in prison.


Back when I was a senior in high school almost *cough cough* years ago that was the favorite phrase but a couple of my friends were "dating" to use the polite term freshman girls and no one said boo.
 
2017-08-03 11:08:06 PM  

Invincible: Subby, you said "have sex with a minor" twice. Three times, actually.


Oh god! It just appeared in my bathroom mirror!
 
2017-08-03 11:18:09 PM  
20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.
 
2017-08-03 11:19:31 PM  
Sage advice subby.. sage advice..
 
2017-08-03 11:22:09 PM  
I record only on betamax. Checkmate, law enforcement.
 
2017-08-03 11:26:39 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Snow White gonna be PISSED!

/Oh wait, you said MINOR.... sorry


I made the same mistake.
 
2017-08-03 11:26:43 PM  

doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.


that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.
 
2017-08-03 11:27:55 PM  
I can't be the only one that thought TFA would be about R Kelley, can I?
 
2017-08-03 11:28:59 PM  

chucknasty: doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.

that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.


Wait, I thought she was 16 and he was 20.

I just skimmed the article because subby sold it so hard.
 
2017-08-03 11:30:54 PM  

doglover: chucknasty: doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.

that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.

Wait, I thought she was 16 and he was 20.

I just skimmed the article because subby sold it so hard.


She was 14. She said she was 16. He then had sex again with her later, after he apparently knew she was 14.
 
2017-08-03 11:36:40 PM  

JohnHall: doglover: chucknasty: doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.

that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.

Wait, I thought she was 16 and he was 20.

I just skimmed the article because subby sold it so hard.

She was 14. She said she was 16. He then had sex again with her later, after he apparently knew she was 14.


I thought the article said the girl's friend said the girl the guy had sex with was 16 when she was actually 14.  He was still an idiot for recording it though.
 
2017-08-03 11:37:52 PM  

47 is the new 42: JohnHall: doglover: chucknasty: doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.

that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.

Wait, I thought she was 16 and he was 20.

I just skimmed the article because subby sold it so hard.

She was 14. She said she was 16. He then had sex again with her later, after he apparently knew she was 14.

I thought the article said the girl's friend said the girl the guy had sex with was 16 when she was actually 14.  He was still an idiot for recording it though.


And he is an idiot for going back for seconds once he knew the truth.
 
2017-08-03 11:44:22 PM  

cgraves67: 47 is the new 42: JohnHall: doglover: chucknasty: doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.

that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.

Wait, I thought she was 16 and he was 20.

I just skimmed the article because subby sold it so hard.

She was 14. She said she was 16. He then had sex again with her later, after he apparently knew she was 14.

I thought the article said the girl's friend said the girl the guy had sex with was 16 when she was actually 14.  He was still an idiot for recording it though.

And he is an idiot for going back for seconds once he knew the truth.


He was an idiot all around, recording under 18 is always child porn according to the law as is sex with a 14 year old when you are 20, doubly so if you know it.  Most prosecutors, judges and juries are not going to take kindly to "but her 16 friend swore she was 16" and quite frankly is that other girl really 16?  Going back for seconds when you know she is 14?  Dude welcome to prison unless you are very, very rich or famous, since you are neither goodbye.
 
2017-08-04 12:03:01 AM  

cgraves67: 47 is the new 42: JohnHall: doglover: chucknasty: doglover: 20 - 16 = 5

Cop math isn't just for drugs.

that means she was more than five years younger than he was. if he were 18 and she was 14 and consenting it wouldn't be a problem. he was 20 and she was 14 so it is. 16 is age of consent in Washington. and now I have shown way too much knowledge about sex laws regarding minors.

Wait, I thought she was 16 and he was 20.

I just skimmed the article because subby sold it so hard.

She was 14. She said she was 16. He then had sex again with her later, after he apparently knew she was 14.

I thought the article said the girl's friend said the girl the guy had sex with was 16 when she was actually 14.  He was still an idiot for recording it though.

And he is an idiot for going back for seconds once he knew the truth.


Very true.
 
2017-08-04 12:27:21 AM  
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2017-08-04 12:39:44 AM  
But I'm a child at heart, so...

/eee heee heee
 
2017-08-04 01:27:45 AM  

interstellar_tedium: He was an idiot all around, recording under 18 is always child porn according to the law as is sex with a 14 year old when you are 20, doubly so if you know it.  Most prosecutors, judges and juries are not going to take kindly to "but her 16 friend swore she was 16" and quite frankly is that other girl really 16?  Going back for seconds when you know she is 14?  Dude welcome to prison unless you are very, very rich or famous, since you are neither goodbye.


All true, but 11 years?

Six months to a year in the work house would accomplish the same thing in terms of deterrence and punishment, and you wouldn't end up with a destroyed 30 year old man at the end of it all.
 
2017-08-04 01:38:04 AM  
Typical Peoria.
 
2017-08-04 01:49:25 AM  

Amish Tech Support: Coal miner or Opal miner? Because coal chicks are pretty fly!


As long as you can overlook them being all coked up.
 
2017-08-04 01:50:08 AM  
What about these Miners? Is that cool?

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2017-08-04 01:52:26 AM  
Bet she wasn't Washington but sunnyland.
 
2017-08-04 01:55:21 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: interstellar_tedium: He was an idiot all around, recording under 18 is always child porn according to the law as is sex with a 14 year old when you are 20, doubly so if you know it.  Most prosecutors, judges and juries are not going to take kindly to "but her 16 friend swore she was 16" and quite frankly is that other girl really 16?  Going back for seconds when you know she is 14?  Dude welcome to prison unless you are very, very rich or famous, since you are neither goodbye.

All true, but 11 years?

Six months to a year in the work house would accomplish the same thing in terms of deterrence and punishment, and you wouldn't end up with a destroyed 30 year old man at the end of it all.


The sentencing seems a little off-kilter, too.  He gets three years for the statutory rape, but eight years because he recorded it and distributed the recording to exactly one person?
 
2017-08-04 02:13:27 AM  
Millennials
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2017-08-04 02:39:19 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: interstellar_tedium: He was an idiot all around, recording under 18 is always child porn according to the law as is sex with a 14 year old when you are 20, doubly so if you know it.  Most prosecutors, judges and juries are not going to take kindly to "but her 16 friend swore she was 16" and quite frankly is that other girl really 16?  Going back for seconds when you know she is 14?  Dude welcome to prison unless you are very, very rich or famous, since you are neither goodbye.

All true, but 11 years?

Six months to a year in the work house would accomplish the same thing in terms of deterrence and punishment, and you wouldn't end up with a destroyed 30 year old man at the end of it all.


Well, with time off for good behavior, he's probably realistically looking at closer to 5 years total. Plus, this isn't just for one crime. The sex portion is a crime, the child porn portion is a separate crime. 5 years for those two crimes doesn't sound unreasonable at all.

Having to register as a sex offender is probably the worst part. But he's the one who decided recording sex with an underage girl was a good idea so I don't feel bad for him. "I thought she was 16" isn't really a defense for that.
 
2017-08-04 02:39:56 AM  
A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane, near midnight.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He also notices a buxom young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "I'm reading a magazine, sir".
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
 
2017-08-04 02:43:02 AM  
Lotta stories on Fark lately about children getting boned. What's up, pervmins?
 
2017-08-04 03:00:44 AM  
Why do people think this is anywhere near acceptable? So very wrong.
 
2017-08-04 03:21:47 AM  
This is why I only sex up girls who look 14. Then the only thing that's wrong is having them call me daddy.
 
2017-08-04 03:23:23 AM  
I was wondering if this was another "18yo has sex with 17yo" story then actually rtfa.

Uhm, ew.

So, the obligatory math question: how many times does 21 go into 14?

/also, "class x felony"?  they make it sound cool....
/everything's cooler with "x"
 
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