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(The Hill)   Sad that The Mooch Loves Cocaine was cancelled? An encore episode is coming this Friday   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-08-03 09:26:17 AM  
Why not?  Two Broke Girls is in syndication, after all.
 
2017-08-03 09:27:43 AM  
I wonder how long it will take for him to become unhinged.
 
2017-08-03 09:32:38 AM  

Anastacya: I wonder how long it will take for him to become unhinged.


When was he last hinged?
 
2017-08-03 09:36:29 AM  

BizarreMan: Anastacya: I wonder how long it will take for him to become unhinged.

When was he last hinged?


Okay, how about "how long until he descends into a foaming-at-the-mouth rant about how he was wronged, but he still loves Trump"? So, more unhinged than usual.
 
2017-08-03 09:47:32 AM  

Anastacya: BizarreMan: Anastacya: I wonder how long it will take for him to become unhinged.

When was he last hinged?

Okay, how about "how long until he descends into a foaming-at-the-mouth rant about how he was wronged, but he still loves Trump"? So, more unhinged than usual.


What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.  Turns out he's an AW who didn't get a lot of A prior to his ascension to the White House, at which point in time, he was wallowing in it.  Let him slither back into obscurity.

That should really push him over the edge.
 
2017-08-03 09:50:11 AM  

BizarreMan: What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.


You could argue the same thing about Trump. It would be interesting to see how he would react to a day with the media just completely ignoring him.
 
2017-08-03 09:58:50 AM  

Anastacya: BizarreMan: What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.

You could argue the same thing about Trump. It would be interesting to see how he would react to a day with the media just completely ignoring him.


While that does have a certain delicious quality.  45* is unfortunately a relevant news story and what he says and does has impact on us all.  This guy on the other hand, is no longer really newsworthy.
 
2017-08-03 10:03:57 AM  

BizarreMan: Anastacya: BizarreMan: What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.

You could argue the same thing about Trump. It would be interesting to see how he would react to a day with the media just completely ignoring him.

While that does have a certain delicious quality.  45* is unfortunately a relevant news story and what he says and does has impact on us all.  This guy on the other hand, is no longer really newsworthy.


True. Just one of those "what if" thoughts. I do think that he would go nuts if the news just collectively decided "fark him" one day. And agreed, Mooch is irrelevant and needs to stay that way.
 
2017-08-03 10:39:05 AM  

Anastacya: BizarreMan: Anastacya: BizarreMan: What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.

You could argue the same thing about Trump. It would be interesting to see how he would react to a day with the media just completely ignoring him.

While that does have a certain delicious quality.  45* is unfortunately a relevant news story and what he says and does has impact on us all.  This guy on the other hand, is no longer really newsworthy.

True. Just one of those "what if" thoughts. I do think that he would go nuts if the news just collectively decided "fark him" one day. And agreed, Mooch is irrelevant and needs to stay that way.


It would be interesting to see how high he would turn the dial.  Kind of like when you put your kid in timeout and they start screaming and shouting to get your attention.  The more you ignore them, the harder they try to get your attention.

Then again, when the man in the White House turns it up to 11, people can die.  :(
 
2017-08-03 10:46:47 AM  
BizarreMan:

Quite literally "don't taunt the dynamite monkey".
 
2017-08-03 11:12:52 AM  
Why doesn't he just go back to NY to spend time with his family?

Oh yeah.
 
2017-08-03 11:13:15 AM  
The hell is the point of this...?
 
2017-08-03 11:13:55 AM  
Go. Away.
 
2017-08-03 11:14:09 AM  
img.fark.net

This episode didn't work out well in the end, either
 
2017-08-03 11:16:09 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: The hell is the point of this...?


To entertain us little people?
 
2017-08-03 11:16:52 AM  

Anastacya: BizarreMan: What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.

You could argue the same thing about Trump. It would be interesting to see how he would react to a day with the media just completely ignoring him.


I've said it before; a Twitter shadowban would literally kill him.
 
2017-08-03 11:18:05 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: The hell is the point of this...?


Taking a lot of cocaine induced pot shots at everyone in the White House who he thinks wronged him. In other words, a midday version of a drunken 3 AM Facebook screed by an angry ex.
 
2017-08-03 11:21:44 AM  
I don't think anyone would mind an encore performance...

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-03 11:23:55 AM  
Everyone start suckin!
 
2017-08-03 11:28:49 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: The hell is the point of this...?


Ostensibly, to salvage his "reputation" I suppose.  To spin, lie and bullshiat anyone stupid enough to be in business with Mooch into believing that his short tenure at the White House was a success, and that yeah, he totally meant to get fired.
 
2017-08-03 11:29:55 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-03 11:30:06 AM  
He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Scaramucci will reportedly announce his next business venture after Labor Day. He will not retain his former post as Chief Strategy Officer at the U.S. Export-Import Bank.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Yesssssssssss!

/Scaramouche the fast douche
 
2017-08-03 11:30:22 AM  
I thought he was "going dark" -- or was that about something other than media presence?
 
2017-08-03 11:33:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-03 11:34:50 AM  

Anastacya: I wonder how long it will take for him to become unhinged.


What is this "become" you reference?
 
2017-08-03 11:37:42 AM  
Best case scenario: he has something really good on the Adams family and just puts it out there.
 
2017-08-03 11:37:49 AM  
He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.

Cocaine. Not even once.
 
2017-08-03 11:43:17 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Best case scenario: he has something really good on the Adams family and just puts it out there.


Are you suggesting that Moochie might

rs296.pbsrc.com

shed a little light on matters?
 
2017-08-03 11:44:36 AM  
Did he not say just yesterday [?] that he was going dark and then re-emerge as himself?

Or am I dreaming this whole farce.

Scaramucci told CNN he only planned to stay on as communications director for six to nine months as a "special purpose vehicle" to put an end to the feuding factions within the White House.

And he's backpedaling already.
 
2017-08-03 11:45:07 AM  
If you watch only one after school special this year make it this Friday's "the Mooch is a Tweaker." Sequal to this one

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-03 11:46:54 AM  

RJReves: Crewmannumber6: Best case scenario: he has something really good on the Adams family and just puts it out there.

Are you suggesting that Moochie might

[rs296.pbsrc.com image 200x200]

shed a little light on matters?


Gomez - POTUS
Morticia - First Lady
Lurch - Chief of Staff
Cousin Itt - Director of Communications
Uncle Fester - Energy Secretary

Even that would be way better than the incumbents.
 
2017-08-03 11:47:19 AM  
The palodium will kick in long before air time
 
2017-08-03 11:55:06 AM  
Because things only matter if they're on TV or the World Wide Web.
 
2017-08-03 11:59:25 AM  
Dude, your fifteen minutes are over. Go home.
 
2017-08-03 12:00:06 PM  

Archie Goodwin: RJReves: Crewmannumber6: Best case scenario: he has something really good on the Adams family and just puts it out there.

Are you suggesting that Moochie might

[rs296.pbsrc.com image 200x200]

shed a little light on matters?

Gomez - POTUS
Morticia - First Lady
Lurch - Chief of Staff
Cousin Itt - Director of Communications
Uncle Fester - Energy Secretary

Even that would be way better than the incumbents.


Original series characters. Not the movie versions.

Original Morticia was smokin'

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2017-08-03 12:05:00 PM  

RJReves: Original series characters.


Absolutely.
 
2017-08-03 12:05:10 PM  
For some reason it bothers be that he is referred to as the "former communications director". It seems like their should be some minimum time requirement.

      I drove a firetruck for a day, so I am now a fireman.
 
2017-08-03 12:09:32 PM  
He is still going to suck up to Trump because he has a deal with China that needs to work out and it hinges on federal approval.
 
2017-08-03 12:13:55 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Go. Away.


Amen.
 
2017-08-03 12:21:44 PM  
Is this what he meant by "going dark?"

Because I'm pretty sure this is the opposite of that.
 
2017-08-03 12:22:32 PM  
Came for cocaine bear

Leaving disappointed :(
 
2017-08-03 12:24:51 PM  

BizarreMan: Anastacya: BizarreMan: Anastacya: I wonder how long it will take for him to become unhinged.

When was he last hinged?

Okay, how about "how long until he descends into a foaming-at-the-mouth rant about how he was wronged, but he still loves Trump"? So, more unhinged than usual.

What would be the best thing for us is if he was ignored completely by the media.  Turns out he's an AW who didn't get a lot of A prior to his ascension to the White House, at which point in time, he was wallowing in it.  Let him slither back into obscurity.

That should really push him over the edge.


What could he have to say? His 15 minutes was really only about 15 minutes. He's toast. Bring on the next clown in the circus.
 
2017-08-03 12:31:33 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Came for cocaine bear

Leaving disappointed :(


Ya know, when I hit a thread looking for something in particular and don't find it, I go "WhooHoo! Easy score" and post it.

Just sayin'...
 
2017-08-03 12:37:22 PM  

Cheron: If you watch only one after school special this year make it this Friday's "the Mooch is a Tweaker." Sequal to this one

[img.fark.net image 600x420]


Dinky Hocker shoots smack.
 
2017-08-03 12:49:36 PM  

imauniter: The palodium will kick in long before air time


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-03 01:00:06 PM  
He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.

Successful throw:

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2017-08-03 01:02:13 PM  
He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.

Successful lift:

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2017-08-03 01:03:35 PM  

Wyalt Derp: He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.


Successful jump:

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2017-08-03 01:10:29 PM  
He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.

Successful dive:

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2017-08-03 01:19:19 PM  
He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.

Successful catch:

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