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(Politico)   "New Chief of Staff John Kelly finds key problem with President Trump's White House: Bad info getting into the hands of the president." No word on if he'll just block the Fox News channel or if he's going to remove the White House TV sets altogether   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-08-02 08:41:13 PM  
This won't end well.  D2S has made it abundantly clear he DOES NOT WANT to listen to anything that doesn't affirm his own borked worldview.

I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I have it on good authority that the Boy Scouts will call and say it's the greatest resignation speech in the history of the spoken word.
 
2017-08-02 08:50:36 PM  
127.0.0.1     www.infowars.com
 
2017-08-02 08:54:27 PM  
Hurry Fox & Friends! You only have a day or two to tell Trump that Kelly is secretly Obama in disguise before he turns on the parental lock!
 
2017-08-02 09:02:11 PM  
Suzanne Vega - Bad Wisdom *Audio*
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2017-08-02 09:03:21 PM  

syrynxx: 127.0.0.1     www.infowars.com


media.giphy.com
 
2017-08-02 09:05:45 PM  
suzanne vega when heroes go down hq
Youtube -6IGNAh6_jQ
 
2017-08-02 09:08:14 PM  
Trump talks about issues straight outta talk radio and FoxNews and distrusts expert input, so good luck with all of that.
 
2017-08-02 09:17:14 PM  
This is a great idea which means it'll never work and if it does it won't last.
 
2017-08-02 09:18:57 PM  
img.fark.net

This guy might actually make a better president than Trump.
 
2017-08-02 09:22:28 PM  
"We have to be putting him in a position to make good decisions."

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ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-08-02 09:26:06 PM  
This is pretty f*cking rich.  Kelly needs to fire Huckabee at least.
 
2017-08-02 09:33:37 PM  

markie_farkie: This won't end well.  D2S has made it abundantly clear he DOES NOT WANT to listen to anything that doesn't affirm his own borked worldview.

I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I have it on good authority that the Boy Scouts will call and say it's the greatest resignation speech in the history of the spoken word.


What if Kelly put Trump over his knee and gave him a good spanking?
 
2017-08-02 09:35:15 PM  
Leo did this kinda stuff.
 
2017-08-02 09:38:55 PM  
I wish him luck with this. He's going to need it. Like we all do.
 
2017-08-02 09:39:46 PM  
Old white guy attempts to micromanage other old white guy. 

This should end well.
 
2017-08-02 09:42:03 PM  
Take away his Twitter! Do it!
 
2017-08-02 09:43:01 PM  
Better idea: convince Trump that since the cable guy has already hooked up the service there's no reason to pay the bills anymore until they threaten to sue.
 
2017-08-02 09:45:44 PM  
"We have to be putting him in a position to make good decisions."

You can lead a Trump to responsibility, but damned if you can make him drink it without a sledgehammer, a funnel, a length of rubber hose, and an enema bag.
 
2017-08-02 09:47:04 PM  
He's a man who will understand how to make his tactical retreat. Soon. Soon.
 
2017-08-02 09:48:34 PM  
Steve Bannon, the president's strategist, has told others he thinks having a military-like chain-of-command will help the West Wing.

Yeah, I thought something along those lines when I tried teaching high school.  "If you don't want to be here, just sit down and shut up" is the kind of order any Marine could happily follow until he quietly fell over from starvation.  Teenagers?  Not so much.

And Kelly is deal with people a lot more childish than teenagers.
 
2017-08-02 09:51:00 PM  

djkutch: markie_farkie: This won't end well.  D2S has made it abundantly clear he DOES NOT WANT to listen to anything that doesn't affirm his own borked worldview.

I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I have it on good authority that the Boy Scouts will call and say it's the greatest resignation speech in the history of the spoken word.

What if Kelly put Trump over his knee and gave him a good spanking?


I imagine the secret service would literally trip over themselves in their rush to save the President.  Probably repeatedly.
 
2017-08-02 09:53:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: [YouTube video]


His name is General Luka...
He lives on the second floor...
 
2017-08-02 10:04:58 PM  
Sir, I respectfully disagree. Bad info making it onto the president's desk is certainly a problem, but the key problem is he truly doesn't care. More specifically, his definition of good/bad info differs wildly from yours. Until that changes it's really not going to matter what kind of info you put in front of him, and good luck changing that. I mean that with all sincerity; he's narcissistic and incurious to a frightening level, and by most accounts has been that way for longer than your career.
 
2017-08-02 10:08:45 PM  

Karac: djkutch: markie_farkie: This won't end well.  D2S has made it abundantly clear he DOES NOT WANT to listen to anything that doesn't affirm his own borked worldview.

I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I have it on good authority that the Boy Scouts will call and say it's the greatest resignation speech in the history of the spoken word.

What if Kelly put Trump over his knee and gave him a good spanking?

I imagine the secret service would literally trip over themselves in their rush to save the President.  Probably repeatedly.


I'm having a party tomorrow night. Could you stop by and ruin it?
 
2017-08-02 10:22:13 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Marcus Aurelius: [YouTube video]

General Luka...

 
2017-08-02 10:31:31 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Sir, I respectfully disagree. Bad info making it onto the president's desk is certainly a problem, but the key problem is he truly doesn't care. More specifically, his definition of good/bad info differs wildly from yours. Until that changes it's really not going to matter what kind of info you put in front of him, and good luck changing that. I mean that with all sincerity; he's narcissistic and incurious to a frightening level, and by most accounts has been that way for longer than your career.


Your name doesn't happen to be Cyril Figgis?  Because you sound just like him.
 
2017-08-02 10:36:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: NewportBarGuy: Marcus Aurelius: [YouTube video]

General Luka...


Ummmm... wow. That actually seems like a good representation of Trump debating Afghanistan strategy in the Situation Room much to the horror of Kelly, Mattis and McMaster.
 
2017-08-02 10:39:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Marcus Aurelius: NewportBarGuy: Marcus Aurelius: [YouTube video]

General Luka...

Ummmm... wow. That actually seems like a good representation of Trump debating Afghanistan strategy in the Situation Room much to the horror of Kelly, Mattis and McMaster.


I am truly sorry to ruin your evening.

If it's any consolation, the same band had a 200 year old tecno tune that rocks.
 
2017-08-02 10:42:06 PM  

markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.


I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday
 
2017-08-02 10:45:21 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday


Marines don't take a dump without a plan, son.  Or urinate.  Which keeps them a step ahead of the Russians, unlike our President.
 
2017-08-02 10:45:24 PM  
Gonna have to get rid of Bannon. He's the one that coordinates the alt-right media and creates what he thinks are stories to get the derp staters riled up and puts them on D2S' desk. 
That will have to happen before any kind of message control and discipline can be established. Unfortunately Moron is still in charge though and he can still call the shots if he insists.
 
2017-08-02 10:47:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Noticeably F.A.T.: Sir, I respectfully disagree. Bad info making it onto the president's desk is certainly a problem, but the key problem is he truly doesn't care. More specifically, his definition of good/bad info differs wildly from yours. Until that changes it's really not going to matter what kind of info you put in front of him, and good luck changing that. I mean that with all sincerity; he's narcissistic and incurious to a frightening level, and by most accounts has been that way for longer than your career.

Your name doesn't happen to be Cyril Figgis?  Because you sound just like him.


Putting that as a communicae from Cyril to Malory about Sterling, actually makes it scarier.
 
2017-08-02 10:47:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Your name doesn't happen to be Cyril Figgis? Because you sound just like him.


Dammit, now I'm reading my own comments in Chris Parnell's voice. You suck.
 
2017-08-02 10:49:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Eddie Adams from Torrance: markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday

Marines don't take a dump without a plan, son.  Or urinate.  Which keeps them a step ahead of the Russians, unlike our President.


for all we know there may have already been a sort of soft coup by the grown ups putting a leash on what he's allowed to do as far as military action. He may even be getting his briefings edited. He never seemed too curious about that stuff anyway.
 
2017-08-02 10:50:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Eddie Adams from Torrance: markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday

Marines don't take a dump without a plan, son.  Or urinate.  Which keeps them a step ahead of the Russians, unlike our President.


Great, I just read this as a crossfade between R. Lee Ermey and George C. Scott
 
2017-08-02 10:51:19 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Marcus Aurelius: Your name doesn't happen to be Cyril Figgis? Because you sound just like him.

Dammit, now I'm reading my own comments in Chris Parnell's voice. You suck.


You are correct.  And if you're ever in SEPA, that observation will get you a dinner you won't ever forget.
 
2017-08-02 10:52:28 PM  
Wow. Just wait'll Kelly finds out this is a problem that has shaken our entire country to its very core, and amounts to a war on epistemology itself. Way to go out on a limb there General.
 
2017-08-02 10:52:56 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Marcus Aurelius: Eddie Adams from Torrance: markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday

Marines don't take a dump without a plan, son.  Or urinate.  Which keeps them a step ahead of the Russians, unlike our President.

for all we know there may have already been a sort of soft coup by the grown ups putting a leash on what he's allowed to do as far as military action. He may even be getting his briefings edited. He never seemed too curious about that stuff anyway.


The joint chiefs have most likely put a lid on all the good toys.

I hope.
 
2017-08-02 10:53:49 PM  
Welp.

We're boned.
 
2017-08-02 10:56:52 PM  
Kelly, the first thing you need to do is put two rounds in Bannon's head.
 
2017-08-02 10:58:12 PM  

harleyquinnical: Marcus Aurelius: Eddie Adams from Torrance: markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday

Marines don't take a dump without a plan, son.  Or urinate.  Which keeps them a step ahead of the Russians, unlike our President.

Great, I just read this as a crossfade between R. Lee Ermey and George C. Scott


I always loved George C. Scott.
 
2017-08-02 10:58:19 PM  

fusillade762: "We have to be putting him in a position to make good decisions."

[img.fark.net image 245x170]


makes him sound like a dad talking about his farking fourteen year old
 
2017-08-02 11:01:57 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Marcus Aurelius: Eddie Adams from Torrance: markie_farkie: I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I though the same thing about Mooch, so I expect Kelly to be gone by Monday

Marines don't take a dump without a plan, son.  Or urinate.  Which keeps them a step ahead of the Russians, unlike our President.

for all we know there may have already been a sort of soft coup by the grown ups putting a leash on what he's allowed to do as far as military action. He may even be getting his briefings edited. He never seemed too curious about that stuff anyway.


That was how I interpreted the Pentagon pushing back on the transgender ban and refusing to implement it.  They'll still follow orders, but he's got to "follow the process," which is another way of saying "his orders have to be vetted by an adult" before anyone lifts a finger.
 
2017-08-02 11:04:08 PM  
This article makes Trump sound so pathetic, I can't imagine he will take that well.
 
2017-08-02 11:04:35 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: syrynxx: 127.0.0.1     www.infowars.com

[media.giphy.com image 474x379]


Looked like a good idea to me, but I know what a hosts file is.
 
2017-08-02 11:05:24 PM  
The new White House chief of staff is making it his first priority to gain control over the information that gets to the president.

I couldn't even make it past the intro to the article before my bowels started to grumble.
This presidency literally makes me sheit.
 
2017-08-02 11:05:32 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Kelly, the first thing you need to do is put two rounds in Bannon's head.


And then burn the body, for good measure.
 
2017-08-02 11:05:55 PM  
Okay this would make a whole lot more sense if this was set as a 90's movie and somehow Kelly turns Trump into a kid, but then we have a series of hijinks where nobody can find out that Trump is a child and Kelly has to make odd excuses to explain how this kid looks like Trump (sister's adopted child?). Then Pence gets suspicious and for 90 minutes we have this conflict that's ultimately resolved with a happy ending.
 
2017-08-02 11:07:04 PM  

djkutch: markie_farkie: This won't end well.  D2S has made it abundantly clear he DOES NOT WANT to listen to anything that doesn't affirm his own borked worldview.

I give Kelly 6 months before Trump fires him, too, unless Donnie gets the 25th Amendment boot before then.

I have it on good authority that the Boy Scouts will call and say it's the greatest resignation speech in the history of the spoken word.

What if Kelly put Trump over his knee and gave him a good spanking?


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2017-08-02 11:07:09 PM  
So now America hopes this General will find some way to channel the elected President's native talents into something other than the current nosedive to lick the bottom of the flaming rubbish dumpster Donald Trump has established as his legacy as Head of our State.

And when that fails?
 
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