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(KRTV Great Falls)   You find a set of keys outside a car dealership. You turn them in, expecting a reward, but they refuse. The logical thing to do is A) shrug it off and be on your way, B) call them cheap bastards, or C) punch one of their cars and smear feces on it   ( krtv.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Boos, Criminal law, Bryce Steven Boos, patrol car, Great Falls dealership, Crime, Resisting arrest, patrol car window  
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2017-08-02 04:16:06 PM  
Why would you expect a reward. If anyone can easily get a new set of keys it is the dealer.
 
2017-08-02 04:18:17 PM  
$1500 in damage for punching a car?  How strong is this guy?
 
2017-08-02 04:32:15 PM  
What did he expect them to give him anyway for a reward? The car that the keys went to perhaps?
 
2017-08-02 05:05:40 PM  
Boos punched a car and then put his hands down his pants and smeared feces down the length of the car.

I found myself wondering if he had the poo already in his pants or if he just called up a handful as needed. Either way, I'm kind of impressed.
 
2017-08-02 05:51:37 PM  

fly_gal: $1500 in damage for punching a car?  How strong is this guy?


From a place that charges 500 bucks for "undercoating?" Is this a serious question?
 
2017-08-02 06:41:20 PM  
Sounds like he went to the Ted Nugent school of Etiquette.
 
2017-08-02 06:50:46 PM  
Call Geico.
 
2017-08-02 07:06:57 PM  

fly_gal: $1500 in damage for punching a car?  How strong is this guy?


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2017-08-02 07:08:30 PM  
C. Always C.
 
2017-08-02 07:09:31 PM  
D.

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2017-08-02 07:10:38 PM  
D) Don't do good deeds with an expectation of any award. Do them because they're the right thing to do.
 
2017-08-02 07:11:45 PM  
E.

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2017-08-02 07:13:28 PM  
How to Do the Right Thing Without Religion, Step 1: Don't expect a reward for acting like a human being. Your reward is knowing that you're not a total assh*le. Ta-da!
 
2017-08-02 07:13:53 PM  
Fark it. I need to find a new town to live in. Hell a new state. Good news doesn't seem to come out if Montana these days.
 
2017-08-02 07:18:02 PM  
You don't get a ribbon for doing the right thing.
 
2017-08-02 07:18:51 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would you expect a reward. If anyone can easily get a new set of keys it is the dealer.


The Boos was talking.
 
2017-08-02 07:19:46 PM  

Barfmaker: Boos punched a car and then put his hands down his pants and smeared feces down the length of the car.

I found myself wondering if he had the poo already in his pants or if he just called up a handful as needed. Either way, I'm kind of impressed.


Not me.  It's opportunistic and lazy.  If he had went and got a really dirty homeless guy to crap in a bag for 25 cents then it would be artful.  Like, uh, a Rob Zombie movie.  Social commentary PLUS shiat-smeared revenge.
 
2017-08-02 07:24:09 PM  
feces... ?... in my new car....it's more likely than you think !!!!
 
2017-08-02 07:24:46 PM  
Boos Poos?
 
2017-08-02 07:25:30 PM  
You know what?  There's a cost to having these up
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2017-08-02 07:26:03 PM  
I work at a car dealer so I'm getting a kick etc....

If it was one of those keyless fobs, those things cost a few hundred bucks to replace... I'd have gladly tossed $10 his way and told him to buy a couple beers on me, but that's just me.

On the other hand, it sounds like he was a complete douchbag who came in demanding a reward, so I'd probably have sold him undercoating for $500 instead.
 
2017-08-02 07:27:10 PM  

ArthurVandelay: Boos Poos?


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2017-08-02 07:27:59 PM  
Late one night after work I stopped by a used car lot to check out a cool looking ride. The keys were in it, but I resisted the temptation to take it for a spin because I'm always the 'guy who gets caught'.
 
2017-08-02 07:28:23 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I work at a car dealer so I'm getting a kick etc....

If it was one of those keyless fobs, those things cost a few hundred bucks to replace... I'd have gladly tossed $10 his way and told him to buy a couple beers on me, but that's just me.

On the other hand, it sounds like he was a complete douchbag who came in demanding a reward, so I'd probably have sold him undercoating for $500 instead.


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2017-08-02 07:29:20 PM  
knife holster? people who speak English would call it a sheath or scabbard.
 
2017-08-02 07:37:07 PM  

Somaticasual: D) Don't do good deeds with an expectation of any award. Do them because they're the right thing to do.


He's a loon. A raving nutjob. Bughouse crazy. Off his rocker. Meshuganah.
Why would you expect logical behavior?
HE WIPED HIS OWN shiat ON AN AUTOMOBILE!
No logic, no logic. YOU logic.
 
2017-08-02 07:38:00 PM  

fly_gal: $1500 in damage for punching a car?


Fixing it yourself is about $37.50 and 2 hours of work.
 
2017-08-02 07:42:20 PM  
The corn probably scratched the paint
 
2017-08-02 07:44:19 PM  

Schmerd1948: Somaticasual: D) Don't do good deeds with an expectation of any award. Do them because they're the right thing to do.

He's a loon. A raving nutjob. Bughouse crazy. Off his rocker. Meshuganah.
Why would you expect logical behavior?
HE WIPED HIS OWN shiat ON AN AUTOMOBILE!
No logic, no logic. YOU logic.


You might even say he schmerd the feces
 
2017-08-02 07:46:17 PM  
What is it about red states and people smearing shiat?  Seriously!
 
2017-08-02 07:46:32 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: fly_gal: $1500 in damage for punching a car?

Fixing it yourself is about $37.50 and 2 hours of work.


Well, sure, but they had to take it to the dealership.
 
2017-08-02 07:56:31 PM  
I wonder which sales person had to clean the poop off the car??
 
2017-08-02 07:58:05 PM  

NorthernMT: Fark it. I need to find a new town to live in. Hell a new state. Good news doesn't seem to come out if Montana these days.


You would be no exception.

/snark
 
2017-08-02 07:59:04 PM  
We know a thing or two because we've seen some poo.
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2017-08-02 08:04:51 PM  
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2017-08-02 08:15:26 PM  
I once returned an infrared thermometer to a paving business some years ago. I thought at first it was a pistol. Had fun playing with it for awhile, then I realized I didn't need it. Someone told me they were used on road paving crews to measure the temperature of the asphalt as it's laid down.

I kind of expected a reward (even left them my phone number), but they never called me back. Oh well.

At least I didnt get pissed off and punch a dump truck, or shiat in the paving machine.
 
2017-08-02 08:17:03 PM  

girlygirlmpls: I wonder which sales person had to clean the poop off the car??


Depends on if they have an up system.
 
2017-08-02 08:17:26 PM  
Great Boo's up
 
2017-08-02 08:26:40 PM  
gotta watch out for those shady fly by night car dealers selling craptrina cars
 
2017-08-02 08:38:32 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I work at a car dealer so I'm getting a kick etc....

If it was one of those keyless fobs, those things cost a few hundred bucks to replace... I'd have gladly tossed $10 his way and told him to buy a couple beers on me, but that's just me.

On the other hand, it sounds like he was a complete douchbag who came in demanding a reward, so I'd probably have sold him undercoating for $500 instead.

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Showed up looking for the TruCoat reference.
Fark comes through once again.
 
2017-08-02 08:56:28 PM  
So tell me what would YOUUUU do?
 
2017-08-02 08:59:05 PM  
Come back after closing. Find the car the keys work on. Go for "test drive".
 
2017-08-02 09:09:57 PM  

stuffy: Come back after closing. Find the car the keys work on. Go for "test drive".


I mean, free car, right?
 
2017-08-02 09:36:59 PM  

stuffy: Come back after closing. Find the car the keys work on. Go for "test drive".


Those cars don't get delivered with full tanks when I worked at a dealership if we even wanted to shuffle cars around in the lot we had to have a gas can handy.
 
2017-08-02 10:09:12 PM  
Leaving behind, ah, DNA evidence is not the brightest deed for a convicted felon. Why not discretely kick off a few mirrors after hours, spare the hand(s), and move on?
 
2017-08-03 01:31:41 AM  

Barfmaker: Boos punched a car and then put his hands down his pants and smeared feces down the length of the car.

I found myself wondering if he had the poo already in his pants or if he just called up a handful as needed. Either way, I'm kind of impressed.


I did not check if this has been posted yet...but

Username Checks Out

/I like capitols
//try to refrain from all caps
///THREE
 
2017-08-03 03:58:53 AM  
FTFA:
According to the documents, the officer put Boos inside the patrol car and Boos began to hit his head against the patrol car window.

To prevent damage to the patrol car, the officer told Boos he was under arrest and told him to get out of the car.

Documents state that Boos refused to leave the car and tensed his body and legs so the officer had to pull him from the patrol car.

The damage to the dealership car is estimated at over $1,500.

Boos is charged with one felony count of criminal mischief and two misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Court documents show that Boos has criminal records from Washington, Minnesota, and California and was convicted for obstructing a peace officer in Missoula in 2013.


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2017-08-03 10:57:37 AM  

girlygirlmpls: I wonder which sales person had to clean the poop off the car??


The brown one.
 
2017-08-03 02:54:35 PM  

fly_gal: $1500 in damage for punching a car?  How strong is this guy?


You've clearly never gotten an auto body repair estimate.
 
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