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(Talking Points Memo)   Homeland Security Secretary replacement suggestions for Kelly include...Rick Perry. Thanks Putin   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Followup, President of the United States, Secretary John Kelly, President Donald Trump, Energy Rick Perry, homeland security, U.S.-Mexico border wall, White House, White House chief  
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2017-08-02 02:58:56 PM  
It is time for Tiffany to enter the family business and become Secretary of homeland security
 
2017-08-02 03:05:59 PM  

eurotrader: It is time for Tiffany to enter the family business and become Secretary of homeland security


Tiffany was unpersoned out of the Trump family around the time Donald divorced her mother, if not earlier.
 
2017-08-02 03:20:38 PM  
Perry would be a better fit at DHS than at DoE where he is now.
 
2017-08-02 03:33:52 PM  

eurotrader: It is time for Tiffany to enter the family business and become Secretary of homeland security


Barron would be a good fit, no?
 
2017-08-02 03:39:10 PM  

GardenWeasel: Perry would be a better fit at DHS than at DoE where he is now.


I'd rather have him destroy DHS from within, than be in charge of safekeeping the nukes.
 
2017-08-02 03:50:22 PM  

Prey4reign: eurotrader: It is time for Tiffany to enter the family business and become Secretary of homeland security

Barron would be a good fit, no?


Barron as sec. of homeland security would show D2S supports mainstreaming and special needs children can do anything.
 
2017-08-02 07:14:58 PM  

Prey4reign: eurotrader: It is time for Tiffany to enter the family business and become Secretary of homeland security

Barron would be a good fit, no?


Well, he is the expert.
 
2017-08-02 07:23:46 PM  
Those deck chairs just can't get rearranged fast enough.
 
2017-08-02 07:24:13 PM  
I never want to hear these words: "You're doing a heckuva job, Perry."
 
2017-08-02 07:59:15 PM  

DeadPhelps: I never want to hear these words: "You're doing a heckuva job, Perry."


Well, where he is now, that could be the caption for this:
www.atomicarchive.com
 
2017-08-02 08:51:20 PM  

Unobtanium: DeadPhelps: I never want to hear these words: "You're doing a heckuva job, Perry."

Well, where he is now, that could be the caption for this:
[www.atomicarchive.com image 360x410]


Words the people of Oak Ridge, TN never want to hear: "We've approved security budgets for three facilities: Los Alamos, Hanford and... oops."
 
2017-08-02 08:55:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 08:57:06 PM  
he's just shuffling the deckchairs dickheads on the titanic
 
2017-08-02 08:57:39 PM  
Sherrif Joe needs a job.
 
2017-08-02 08:58:51 PM  

GardenWeasel: Perry would be a better fit at DHS than at DoE where he is now.


Perry would be a good fit as a ditch digger, it's he can figure out how to use a shovel
 
2017-08-02 08:59:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 08:59:45 PM  

Catlenfell: Sherrif Joe needs a job.


Sherrif Joe is headed to prison, Trump can't offer...him....a....

Oh shiat. You're right. He may actually do it.
 
2017-08-02 09:00:22 PM  

Catlenfell: Sherrif Joe needs a job.


Arpaio has been convicted of criminal contempt for his racist abuse of power.

Off: Fark it.
 
2017-08-02 09:01:17 PM  

eurotrader: It is time for Tiffany to enter the family business and become Secretary of homeland security


Tiffany is the only smart one in that family. She's staying out of this shiatshow. She's just enjoying her allowance and keeping a low profile.
 
2017-08-02 09:01:17 PM  
fark it, I don't care any more.

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 09:02:07 PM  

Catlenfell: Sherrif Joe needs a job.


I'm not sure the White House could survive the taint of Sheriff Joe.
 
2017-08-02 09:02:59 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: fark it, I don't care any more.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 09:03:27 PM  

serfdood: I'm not sure the White House could survive the taint of Sheriff Joe.


Your mom survived his taint, though I imagine she had to use mouthwash afterwards.
 
2017-08-02 09:04:14 PM  

Catlenfell: Sherrif Joe needs a job.


You shut the hell up right now, lest that idea spreads.
 
2017-08-02 09:06:12 PM  

ImOscar: Satanic_Hamster: fark it, I don't care any more.

[img.fark.net image 500x281]

[img.fark.net image 425x115]


Nope.  Can't stop the doves from infesting my bird feeders, this shiat won't end, and I lost the oil fill cap some place in my engine again.

Gary Moore - Still Got The Blues (Live)
Youtube 4O_YMLDvvnw
 
2017-08-02 09:07:22 PM  
Plus I got these in my backyard:
i0.wp.com
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.
 
2017-08-02 09:07:27 PM  
So, how is the Hanford nuclear site doing these days?

Oh dear.
 
2017-08-02 09:08:21 PM  
D in "Meats"

Sleep well, everyone.
 
2017-08-02 09:08:51 PM  
I think, every month, the US government should send a small pack of LSD to every adult US citizen that should last for about two weeks.

You know, for their personal sanity and recreation in these trying times.
 
2017-08-02 09:09:05 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.


Sweet Christ, what IS that?
 
2017-08-02 09:09:22 PM  
cdn1.ijr.com
 
2017-08-02 09:09:54 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Seriously what the fark is that
 
2017-08-02 09:10:36 PM  

pxlboy: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Sweet Christ, what IS that?


I'm trying to forget I saw it, don't farking bring it back up.
 
2017-08-02 09:10:40 PM  

qorkfiend: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Seriously what the fark is that


I looked it up, it's commonly called a 'vinegaroon'. I GIS'd it, but don't recommend that you do.
 
2017-08-02 09:11:12 PM  

qorkfiend: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Seriously what the fark is that


You too, stfu.
 
2017-08-02 09:11:42 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.


Brave Sir Robin Ran Away
Youtube l8IkbCeZ9to
 
2017-08-02 09:11:53 PM  

pxlboy: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Sweet Christ, what IS that?


Looks like a whip scorpion.
 
2017-08-02 09:12:29 PM  

pxlboy: qorkfiend: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Seriously what the fark is that

I looked it up, it's commonly called a 'vinegaroon'. I GIS'd it, but don't recommend that you do.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 09:14:15 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: You too, stfu.


I don't go into my backyard without a firearm any more.
 
2017-08-02 09:14:45 PM  
The duckling helps
 
2017-08-02 09:15:28 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Peter von Nostrand: You too, stfu.

I don't go into my backyard without a firearm any more.


So much for the tolerant left...
 
2017-08-02 09:17:06 PM  

DeadPhelps: Unobtanium: DeadPhelps: I never want to hear these words: "You're doing a heckuva job, Perry."

Well, where he is now, that could be the caption for this:
[www.atomicarchive.com image 360x410]

Words the people of Oak Ridge, TN never want to hear: "We've approved security budgets for three facilities: Los Alamos, Hanford and... oops."


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 09:17:18 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-02 09:17:52 PM  

qorkfiend: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Seriously what the fark is that


I wish I had a picture of the fried centipede that I found in a 3-phase electrical panel I was tying in to pool equipment I had just wired in Central Texas....I screamed like a little girl at what was probably once about almost a 2' specimen.
 
2017-08-02 09:19:46 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Peter von Nostrand: You too, stfu.

I don't go into my backyard without a firearm any more.


I would bring a flamethrower.
 
2017-08-02 09:20:16 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Peter von Nostrand: You too, stfu.

I don't go into my backyard without a firearm any more.


I would move.

That's "nuke it from orbit" level "nope".
 
2017-08-02 09:20:24 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Peter von Nostrand: You too, stfu.

I don't go into my backyard without a firearm any more.


You'd need some kind of a weapon. A cursory search turned up some large blowgun darts that would do the trick.
 
2017-08-02 09:21:00 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I would bring a flamethrower.


Oh.  And Peter?

They live in Texas, too.
 
2017-08-02 09:22:33 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.


What tee heck kinds of weird science shiat did you do to that scorpion
 
2017-08-02 09:23:21 PM  

FlippityFlap: qorkfiend: Satanic_Hamster: Plus I got these in my backyard:
[i0.wp.com image 850x566]
Between all this and the idea of Perry in charge of security?  fark it, life isn't worth living any more.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Seriously what the fark is that

I wish I had a picture of the fried centipede that I found in a 3-phase electrical panel I was tying in to pool equipment I had just wired in Central Texas....I screamed like a little girl at what was probably once about almost a 2' specimen.


Don't do a GIS!!! DON'T DO IT!!!
 
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