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(C-SPAN)   Will Sarah Huckabee Sanders cry about the White House press corps doing their jobs? Will she... Wait, that's all she ever does. This is your White House Press briefing thread   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-08-02 10:48:40 AM  
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2017-08-02 10:57:45 AM  
Maybe her father could help her out.
You know, like any father would do.
 
2017-08-02 11:03:12 AM  

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I ragret that I have but FUNNAY to vote for you
 
2017-08-02 11:09:33 AM  
Seriously, if Huckaboo came out, said a few platitudes about D2S and then said "I'd love to take your questions but I got this ... THING... so I'll catch ya next time." and just skedaddled, it'd be about the same.
 
2017-08-02 11:11:43 AM  
When is this train wreck supposed to happen?
 
2017-08-02 11:14:29 AM  

Aquapope: When is this train wreck supposed to happen?


2:00
 
2017-08-02 11:15:55 AM  
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2017-08-02 11:22:31 AM  
I hope Droopy Dog goes for the ruffles again.  On her outfit, I mean.  Not the case she keeps on hand in her office.
 
2017-08-02 11:24:45 AM  
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This angers the secretary.
 
2017-08-02 11:24:55 AM  

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I really wish someone would point that out during one of these things. Comic Snek is far more accepting of reality than these bozos. :)
 
2017-08-02 11:25:25 AM  
She'll be 15-20 minutes late, waste 10 minutes on a "pickle" letter or other stupid shiat, grudgingly take 3 questions, then leave.

And she'll have a dumb looking outfit on as well.
 
2017-08-02 11:28:46 AM  
I'd love to see Hallie Jackson slap that stupid, arrogant, snarky farking grin right off her face.

/fark is my personal erotica site
 
2017-08-02 11:31:09 AM  

Kornchex: I'd love to see Hallie Jackson slap that stupid, arrogant, snarky farking grin right off her face.

/fark is my personal erotica site


I wouldn't mind Hallie Jackson slapping me.  I'm not really into BDSM, but if that's her thing, I'll help out.
 
2017-08-02 11:31:19 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 328x352]
This angers the secretary.


Bah Gawd!  That is the PEOPLE'S EYEBROW!!!
 
2017-08-02 11:37:22 AM  
Someone really needs to get her to a good tailor. I'm not one to body shame other women, but honey, please. Work with what you have, ffs.
 
2017-08-02 11:58:37 AM  

FreeBirdInTheHand: Someone really needs to get her to a good tailor. I'm not one to body shame other women, but honey, please. Work with what you have, ffs.


It's not necessarily body shaming to suggest that someone work with what they've got.

The stunning part is that this White House is so farking obsessed with surfaces and images, and still manage to look like they can't dress themselves properly.
 
2017-08-02 12:04:08 PM  

Diogenes: FreeBirdInTheHand: Someone really needs to get her to a good tailor. I'm not one to body shame other women, but honey, please. Work with what you have, ffs.

It's not necessarily body shaming to suggest that someone work with what they've got.

The stunning part is that this White House is so farking obsessed with surfaces and images, and still manage to look like they can't dress themselves properly.


Oh snap.
How long did it take the snake to afford a decent suit?
Maybe some fashion advice from some fashionista, like maybe, I don't know, maybe here.
 
2017-08-02 12:05:50 PM  
Or, perhaps she is so underpaid she can't even afford Health Insurance, much less a decent dress.
This is a Worker's Paradise after all.
 
2017-08-02 12:07:03 PM  
Bobby Jindal's whole thing was wearing suits one size too big.
 
2017-08-02 12:09:23 PM  
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2017-08-02 12:09:40 PM  

Jake Havechek: Bobby Jindal's whole thing was wearing suits one size too big.


Just hoping to grow two sizes any day now.
 
2017-08-02 12:13:19 PM  
Fun random fact--the Pences have cats. One of them ENTIRELY COINCIDENTALLY is named...
Pickle.
 
2017-08-02 12:18:29 PM  
I just want to know see what District 13 outfit she's going to come out with today.
 
2017-08-02 12:21:05 PM  

FishCake: Fun random fact--the Pences have cats. One of them ENTIRELY COINCIDENTALLY is named...
Pickle.


Is one of them 9 years old?
 
2017-08-02 12:37:14 PM  

FishCake: Fun random fact--the Pences have cats. One of them ENTIRELY COINCIDENTALLY is named...
Pickle.


Are they all stuffed and looming down from the shelves like at the Bates Motel?

/mother just goes a little mad sometimes.
 
2017-08-02 12:40:00 PM  
so does this mean the press briefings are back on? I can start submitting briefing threads again? Oh happy days!

and Snekretary is back! Oh truly happy days!
 
2017-08-02 12:51:38 PM  

FreeBirdInTheHand: Someone really needs to get her to a good tailor. I'm not one to body shame other women, but honey, please. Work with what you have, ffs.


You just dont get Arkansas Couture.

As somebody who spent time in the state and had to attend church with my grandparents every Sunday, seeing the folks in their Sunday finest, let me tell you, it's something to see. I guarantee you somewhere in a nice rural town like Arkadelphia there was a woman who said "Billy Bob did you see Sarah on the TeeVee, those ruffles, she looked glorious, I need me some of that, but Wal-Mart just don't have it". Billy Bob (if he is a good wealthy Billy Bob) replied "honey I'll drive you to Little Rock so we can hit that JC Penneys and get you the good stuff, maybe for our anniversary or something"
 
2017-08-02 01:02:59 PM  

Miss5280: I just want to know see what District 13 outfit she's going to come out with today.


Ugh. I mean Disrict 12. (I didn't get enough sleep last night.)
 
2017-08-02 01:05:34 PM  
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the questions about the Russia bill, how it will be spun that it was signed, and maybe questions about that 16th attorney being added to Mueller's team. She's gonna be feisty today. Extra feisty. I can feel it.
 
2017-08-02 01:08:17 PM  

Miss5280: Miss5280: I just want to know see what District 13 outfit she's going to come out with today.

Ugh. I mean Disrict 12. (I didn't get enough sleep last night.)


Still wrong.  She's clearly District 9.

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2017-08-02 01:09:34 PM  

Anastacya: Oh boy, I can't wait to see the questions about the Russia bill, how it will be spun that it was signed, and maybe questions about that 16th attorney being added to Mueller's team. She's gonna be feisty today. Extra feisty. I can feel it.


Not to mention the draconian new legal immigration proposal.
 
2017-08-02 01:10:12 PM  
 You know what would really make my day? If one of her false eyelash strips fell off in the middle of the briefing, that would make my day.  Maybe it could even stick to her upper lip like a little Hitler mustache.
 
2017-08-02 01:18:38 PM  

Nogrhi: Anastacya: Oh boy, I can't wait to see the questions about the Russia bill, how it will be spun that it was signed, and maybe questions about that 16th attorney being added to Mueller's team. She's gonna be feisty today. Extra feisty. I can feel it.

Not to mention the draconian new legal immigration proposal.


Oh, good point, they are going to spin that too. It'll be interesting how they will argue that as being a good thing without sounding blatantly racist. I wouldn't be surprised if they had someone come out who was an immigrant and was for the bill, just because that seems to be their methodology to arguing something that is clearly bigoted and/or shiatty for the country as a whole.
 
2017-08-02 01:19:08 PM  

Miss5280: You know what would really make my day? If one of her false eyelash strips fell off in the middle of the briefing, that would make my day.  Maybe it could even stick to her upper lip like a little Hitler mustache.


That would be hitlarious!
 
2017-08-02 01:21:07 PM  

Anastacya: Nogrhi: Anastacya: Oh boy, I can't wait to see the questions about the Russia bill, how it will be spun that it was signed, and maybe questions about that 16th attorney being added to Mueller's team. She's gonna be feisty today. Extra feisty. I can feel it.

Not to mention the draconian new legal immigration proposal.

Oh, good point, they are going to spin that too. It'll be interesting how they will argue that as being a good thing without sounding blatantly racist. I wouldn't be surprised if they had someone come out who was an immigrant and was for the bill, just because that seems to be their methodology to arguing something that is clearly bigoted and/or shiatty for the country as a whole.


I also REALLY want to see her try to explain / defend the new white supremacist civil rights program over at DOJ that is going after university affirmative action programs for 'holding down whitey'.
 
2017-08-02 01:22:37 PM  

Nogrhi: Anastacya: Nogrhi: Anastacya: Oh boy, I can't wait to see the questions about the Russia bill, how it will be spun that it was signed, and maybe questions about that 16th attorney being added to Mueller's team. She's gonna be feisty today. Extra feisty. I can feel it.

Not to mention the draconian new legal immigration proposal.

Oh, good point, they are going to spin that too. It'll be interesting how they will argue that as being a good thing without sounding blatantly racist. I wouldn't be surprised if they had someone come out who was an immigrant and was for the bill, just because that seems to be their methodology to arguing something that is clearly bigoted and/or shiatty for the country as a whole.

I also REALLY want to see her try to explain / defend the new white supremacist civil rights program over at DOJ that is going after university affirmative action programs for 'holding down whitey'.


They are really hammering through their pet racism projects in a glut right now. I'm waiting for the "We speak ENGLISH in AMERICA" bill to come along, too. But this rush to get all the distasteful things done... almost like they know they are on borrowed time or something.

/I hope
 
2017-08-02 01:28:29 PM  

Nogrhi: Miss5280: You know what would really make my day? If one of her false eyelash strips fell off in the middle of the briefing, that would make my day.  Maybe it could even stick to her upper lip like a little Hitler mustache.

That would be hitlarious!


She'd certainly Nazi it coming
 
2017-08-02 01:29:48 PM  
Anastacya:  They are really hammering through their pet racism projects in a glut right now. I'm waiting for the "We speak ENGLISH in AMERICA" bill to come along, too. But this rush to get all the distasteful things done... almost like they know they are on borrowed time or something.

/I hope


Umm he endorsed a bill this morning on English in America, you can stop waiting as of a few hours ago.

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/donald-trump-approves-russ​i​an-sanctions-over-meddling-in-the-2016-election-that-he-won/news-story​/a5405412bce3ce0a6bb25727903f9223
 
2017-08-02 01:32:52 PM  

martissimo: Anastacya:  They are really hammering through their pet racism projects in a glut right now. I'm waiting for the "We speak ENGLISH in AMERICA" bill to come along, too. But this rush to get all the distasteful things done... almost like they know they are on borrowed time or something.

/I hope

Umm he endorsed a bill this morning on English in America, you can stop waiting as of a few hours ago.

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/donald-trump-approves-russi​an-sanctions-over-meddling-in-the-2016-election-that-he-won/news-story​/a5405412bce3ce0a6bb25727903f9223


That's a bill about immigration and prioritizing those who speak English with some degree of fluency. That's not a bill to make English the state language of the US, which is what I meant.
 
2017-08-02 01:37:31 PM  
i guess we don't get to speculate if we will get sarah, spicey or the mooch these days

just whether it will be to brief us on the thinking of the trump or pickle character
 
2017-08-02 01:47:40 PM  
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2017-08-02 01:49:38 PM  

martissimo: Anastacya:  They are really hammering through their pet racism projects in a glut right now. I'm waiting for the "We speak ENGLISH in AMERICA" bill to come along, too. But this rush to get all the distasteful things done... almost like they know they are on borrowed time or something.

/I hope

Umm he endorsed a bill this morning on English in America, you can stop waiting as of a few hours ago.

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/donald-trump-approves-russi​an-sanctions-over-meddling-in-the-2016-election-that-he-won/news-story​/a5405412bce3ce0a6bb25727903f9223


[Smug british comment about most americans being unable to speak real English]
 
2017-08-02 01:50:08 PM  
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2017-08-02 01:51:17 PM  
So - how long does this one last?
 
2017-08-02 01:52:59 PM  
Is ANYONE going to ask her to explain, in detail, the glorious phone call D2S received from the Boy scouts? Please.
 
2017-08-02 01:53:19 PM  
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2017-08-02 01:55:02 PM  

Diogenes: FishCake: Fun random fact--the Pences have cats. One of them ENTIRELY COINCIDENTALLY is named...
Pickle.

Are they all stuffed and looming down from the shelves like at the Bates Motel?

/mother just goes a little mad sometimes.


Damn. I always wanted that owl.
 
2017-08-02 01:55:09 PM  

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Sweetie darling!
 
2017-08-02 01:55:27 PM  
Anyone got a YT link for this yet?  CSPAN doesn't play on the work computer.
 
2017-08-02 01:56:53 PM  

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This angers the secretary.


Haven't watched a press conference since Sanders took over, but it looks like they set the make-up gun to "Whore". And it looks like a giant scallop is trying to eat her head. WTF?
 
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