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(Newsweek)   How is it possible the Department of Justice has "pretty good" morale?   ( newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, attorney general, Donald Trump, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Democratic Party, Bill Clinton, Attorney General Jeff, General Jeff Sessions, President of the United States  
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2017-08-02 09:41:33 AM  
Because they know enough about the pending indictment to see how each tweet makes it stronger?
 
2017-08-02 09:45:06 AM  
Spaghetti and ice cream Thursday in the cafeteria.
 
2017-08-02 09:51:55 AM  
"1. Would you say the morale here is pretty good, super good, or excellent?"
"2. Do you feel that justice is well-served, very well-served, or best-served?"
"3. Are you capable of sucking your own dick?"
"4. If so, how do you manage it? Be specific."
 
2017-08-02 10:39:47 AM  
Because everyone loves to see the boss get his comeuppance...
 
2017-08-02 10:51:35 AM  
Because they're leaking like four tires after going over a spike strip.
 
2017-08-02 10:51:42 AM  
They get to arrest more illegal immigrants, can be more rough arresting people and throwing them into paddywagons, and they can focus more on *real*crimes - like reverse discrimination !
 
2017-08-02 11:35:20 AM  
It's a dipping sauce correct?
 
2017-08-02 11:38:52 AM  
My guess is that everyone who works there is just waiting for the nightmare to be over.
 
2017-08-02 11:39:05 AM  
If you were part of an organization which the arrogant, ignorant, and corrupt president could not undermine or get rid of and on top of that you had the goods to see him reduced to a yellow puddle then your morale would be pretty high too.

Compare that to any other government organization. USDA, SEC, ATF, DHS, NASA .. the list goes on. We have government researchers now trying to protect science data with private means from their own government.
 
2017-08-02 11:39:32 AM  
stockholm syndrome
 
2017-08-02 11:40:15 AM  
I've heard Mueller is a pretty swell guy
 
2017-08-02 11:41:39 AM  
It's a typo.  They actually want "more ale."
 
2017-08-02 11:43:08 AM  
Perhaps many of the employees like Police brutality and dislike minorities?
 
2017-08-02 11:45:54 AM  
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2017-08-02 11:47:23 AM  

AntiNerd: If you were part of an organization which the arrogant, ignorant, and corrupt president could not undermine or get rid of and on top of that you had the goods to see him reduced to a yellow puddle then your morale would be pretty high too.

Compare that to any other government organization. USDA, SEC, ATF, DHS, NASA .. the list goes on. We have government researchers now trying to protect science data with private means from their own government.


Yeah that fact that we have to protect scientific data from a bunch of idiots is the scariest farking development from this White House. It shows the Republican war of science isn't just red meat for the base they truly farking hate it and one everything based purely of their beliefs.
 
2017-08-02 11:47:40 AM  
It should be the Department of "justice" in quotes (nudge-nudge, wink-wink) since it is really focused on REVENGE by draconian punishment rather than eliminating the root cause of society's problems.

I know, gotta be tough on crime and fill up those prisons because it gets votes.
 
2017-08-02 11:47:48 AM  
They're in on it?
 
2017-08-02 11:48:04 AM  
The deputy attorney general has claimed morale at the Department of Justice is "pretty good,"

You work for Trump now. You're supposed to say it's the highest it's ever been, just tremendous, unbelievable.
 
2017-08-02 11:49:01 AM  
Cuz the vending machine in the break-room is spitting out free candy?
 
2017-08-02 11:49:12 AM  
Beats working in the White House!
 
2017-08-02 11:50:14 AM  
I'm pretty sure the DEA guys are feeling happy.
 
2017-08-02 11:53:28 AM  
How is it possible the Department of Justice has "pretty good" morale?

Because using bigger words will just confuse President Camacho.
 
2017-08-02 11:53:38 AM  
They're all racist little trolls too?
 
2017-08-02 12:04:56 PM  
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2017-08-02 12:15:49 PM  
What's he going to say? That's it's bad?
 
2017-08-02 12:43:35 PM  

theknuckler_33: What's he going to say? That's it's bad?


Seriously, even under a normal President I wouldn't expect the deputy Attorney General to say morale was terrible, if that were the case. "Pretty good" is so tepid that in this context he might as well have called a suicide hotline on behalf of the whole department.
 
2017-08-02 12:52:42 PM  
Its probably good because they don't have to play the political game of what are we going to enforce today... and get in trouble if they try and enforce the wrong laws.

Anyhow, the only way the DoJ would make me happy is to see them actually start convicting people of a felony for hiring illegals.  Do that, and the wall would be unnecessary.

Illegals are the new class of slaves... loved and exploited by both parties.
 
2017-08-02 01:02:26 PM  
If he hadn't lied, Trump would publicly attack or fire him.
 
2017-08-02 01:21:25 PM  
They misunderstood the question. They thought they were being asked about the morass at DOJ.
 
2017-08-02 01:45:08 PM  

FrancoFile: I'm pretty sure the DEA guys are feeling happy.


They do have access to a lot of MDMA.
 
2017-08-02 01:48:20 PM  
Knowing how well Mueller's investigation is going, they're all giddy with schadenfreude.
 
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