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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Well, at least their excuses when it comes to Russia are getting a tad more believable   ( startribune.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kushner, President of the United States, Ivanka Trump, United States Capitol, White House bid, White House, Donald Trump, Jared Kushner  
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2017-08-01 08:19:38 PM  
The ole "We're too stupid" defense.
 
2017-08-01 11:57:27 PM  

FarkingIceHole: The ole "We're too stupid" defense.


It makes more sense than most of the bullshiat they've come up with.

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2017-08-02 12:27:17 AM  
Why cover that up?

It's not like it was a secret that they are all, without exception, utter morons.
 
2017-08-02 12:27:39 AM  
It worked for the Dildonians in Oregon. They charged them with conspiracy and the defense basically argued they were too dumb to conspire.
 
2017-08-02 12:29:36 AM  
You weren't too dumb to collude, Gilbert, you were too dumb to succeed at covering it up.
 
2017-08-02 03:23:15 AM  
Too dumb to collude.

Also, too dumb to understand that "too dumb to collude" is not a defense. I wonder if Robert Mueller will be swayed by this stellar argument.

Hey Jared: Prisons all across America are full to the brim with dumb criminals.
 
2017-08-02 03:57:20 AM  
Yeah, I'm sure that'll sit well with ol' Narcissicist In Chief.
 
2017-08-02 04:03:19 AM  
Too dumb.

Yes.

You are too dumb.
 
2017-08-02 04:11:04 AM  
So who exactly in Jr's meeting from the Trump campaign was too dysfunctional to collude?  Or are we starting with an alt-collude definition that must include all branch offices and part time campaign staff now.  I kind of doubt they were in on it.
 
2017-08-02 04:12:08 AM  
Relevant:

The Trial - Red Dwarf - BBC
Youtube W8otwr7ArmA
 
2017-08-02 04:12:24 AM  
Well too incompetent to commit treason got Hillary off and you know thats actually a crime.
So too incompetent to commit collusion should get trump off and you know thats just a really scary word Dims use because they can't admit to losing.
 
2017-08-02 04:22:32 AM  
I guess the late shift accounts are particularly weak.
 
2017-08-02 04:30:23 AM  
I wonder what type of return policy Jared offers?
 
2017-08-02 04:37:47 AM  
Ignorantia juris non excusat I barely made it out of high school and I know that legal principal.
 
2017-08-02 04:56:05 AM  
Too dumb to collude with the Russians but smart enough to bring peace to the Middle East?

Yeah, OK. Not!
 
2017-08-02 05:00:45 AM  
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/you know who this is for
 
2017-08-02 05:16:10 AM  
Dude.  When even Occam's Razor is calling you a goddamn liar, it's time to come clean.
 
2017-08-02 05:16:20 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [media.giphy.com image 240x313]
/you know who this is for


That's certainly how I have it favourited.
 
2017-08-02 05:27:09 AM  
In the campaign, "We're the best people.  Who have smart words."
During the investigation of the campaign,  "Dur, we're idiots. Dur."
 
2017-08-02 05:36:54 AM  

sirrerun: You weren't too dumb to collude, Gilbert, you were too dumb to succeed at covering it up.


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2017-08-02 05:56:33 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Relevant:

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One of my favorite Red Dwarf episodes.
 
2017-08-02 07:01:33 AM  
FTA: President Donald Trump's son-in-law told a group of congressional interns that the Trump campaign couldn't have colluded with Russia because the team was too dysfunctional and disorganized to coordinate with a foreign government.

Let the record show that this is the first truthful statement to come from the Trump administration.
And they are still too dysfunctional.
 
2017-08-02 07:21:15 AM  
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2017-08-02 07:34:24 AM  

wardog84: Well too incompetent to commit treason got Hillary off and you know thats actually a crime.


I think not doing anything illegal or even trying to do something illegal is what prevented Clinton from being indited for a criminal act.

Trump Jr.'s e-mail chain showed there was an attempt to collude.  Even though they don't give Noble Prizes for attempted chemistry, they do throw people in prison for attempted treason.
 
2017-08-02 07:38:54 AM  
I will concede that they were too dysfunctional to coordinate with a foreign government.  They sure as hell tried, though. They failed miserably, the way they fail at everything. They got played. But they tried. And they have tried to cover it up. Yesterday's news shows for the first time that Trumpenfailure personally was involved in trying to cover it up. I am certain it will come out that he was the central figure behind all of it: pushing it forward, lying, clumsily trying to cover it up, to frustrate and obstruct.

So, Jared: prison.
 
2017-08-02 07:40:48 AM  
Unfortunately for this Izod HJ, Mueller won't be too dumb to convict your sorry ass.
 
2017-08-02 07:49:10 AM  

wardog84: Well too incompetent to commit treason got Hillary off and you know thats actually a crime.
So too incompetent to commit collusion should get trump off and you know thats just a really scary word Dims use because they can't admit to losing.


That's a "wide stance" you got there.  Care to get more specific & educate us... just who did Hillary collude with to commit this treason?  LOL
 
2017-08-02 07:55:59 AM  

J_Kushner: wardog84: Well too incompetent to commit treason got Hillary off and you know thats actually a crime.
So too incompetent to commit collusion should get trump off and you know thats just a really scary word Dims use because they can't admit to losing.

That's a "wide stance" you got there.  Care to get more specific & educate us... just who did Hillary collude with to commit this treason?  LOL


Something benghazi something uranium
 
2017-08-02 08:03:45 AM  
About the only thing I've believed so far is Half Scoop saying "all that lady wanted to talk about was some adoptions so we walked out," because I actually believe he and the Kush dumb enough to have no idea what the Russians were getting at.

Unfortunately for Half Scoop and the Kush, they attended that meeting with Paul farking Manafort, who absolutely knew what the Russians were getting at - because he has decades of experience working with the Russians. So if they didn't know at the time, they certainly knew 5 minutes after they walked out the door.
 
2017-08-02 09:14:28 AM  

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2017-08-02 09:55:58 AM  

wardog84: Well too incompetent to commit treason got Hillary off and you know thats actually a crime.
So too incompetent to commit collusion should get trump off and you know thats just a really scary word Dims use because they can't admit to losing.


It would be amusing to hear you attempt to actually substantiate any of that with facts or logic.
But I'm not holding my breath.
 
2017-08-02 09:59:16 AM  
Everybody knows it was the inept and dysfunctional Clinton campaign that arranged this whole Russian fraud on Trump.
 
2017-08-02 10:24:13 AM  
it's 9/11 all over again.

George W. Bush is a bumbling, incompetent, moron, incapable of forming coherent sentences.

9/11 was an inside job, masterfully covertly planned and executed with surgical precision by George W. Bush.

on a somewhat related note... how would you feel if you knew the computer systems responsible for calculating the early election results for a consortium of media companies (as well as both major political parties) for the 1996 and 2000 primaries and general elections was designed, built, and operated by Russians?
 
2017-08-02 03:32:06 PM  

FarkingIceHole: The ole "We're too stupid" defense.


While I'm sure they [GRU] did all the hacking, I'd be shocked silly if it wasn't Trump and the RNC doing the leaking.
 
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