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(Talking Points Memo)   If you picked "less than 24 hours" as the answer to "How long until one of the Trumps will undermine the authority of newly sworn-in Chief of Staff John Kelly?" step forward and collect your prize   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2017-08-01 02:40:23 PM  
Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?
 
2017-08-01 02:44:11 PM  
Lil Miss President can do whatever she wants.  Isn't she such a cutie?  Gosh!

It's the goddamn White House.  Other than Barron playing with his toys in there, the kids should GTFO.
 
2017-08-01 03:00:19 PM  
So what's her title again?
 
2017-08-01 03:02:03 PM  

eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?


Because he trusts her and she's more qualified for the job than he is, what with the "no dementia" and all.
 
2017-08-01 03:07:53 PM  
Nepotism ruins everything.
 
2017-08-01 03:17:16 PM  
Trump is so uninformed that he probably thinks he invented the idea of trying to run a country by diktat while surrounded by generals and close relatives.
Clio, the Muse of History, will never recover from all the day-drinking she's been doing.
 
Ant
2017-08-01 03:20:30 PM  

eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?


This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.
 
2017-08-01 03:46:33 PM  

Ant: eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?

This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.


I mean, Malia was barely 18 when Obama's second term ended, and Sasha was not even able to legally drive, so I'd understand at least some of the complaints.
 
2017-08-01 03:55:01 PM  

Serious Black: Ant: eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?

This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.

I mean, Malia was barely 18 when Obama's second term ended, and Sasha was not even able to legally drive, so I'd understand at least some of the complaints.


So Sasha could have been  Sec. of ED. and Malia as Sec. of Transportation and they still would have more qualified than D2S's picks.
 
2017-08-01 04:41:39 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


Daddy's li'l Pun'kin.

Duh.
 
2017-08-01 04:55:13 PM  
When asked about the fact that none of Ivanka Trump's products are made in the U.S., he said she's also a "great mom" and "a great wife."

He then said "/thread"
 
2017-08-01 04:55:27 PM  

eurotrader: Serious Black: Ant: eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?

This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.

I mean, Malia was barely 18 when Obama's second term ended, and Sasha was not even able to legally drive, so I'd understand at least some of the complaints.

So Sasha could have been  Sec. of ED. and Malia as Sec. of Transportation and they still would have more qualified than D2S's picks.


And if they were still around the WH, they could explain the large words in reports to Kushner.
 
2017-08-01 04:55:35 PM  
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/still works.
 
2017-08-01 04:56:26 PM  
She's not going to sleep with you, Congressman.
 
2017-08-01 04:57:09 PM  

physt: [img.fark.net image 850x478]


That's just unsettling. Who would wear that jacket? Heinous.
 
2017-08-01 04:57:50 PM  

KodosZardoz: [img.fark.net image 425x394]

/still works.


Miles teller is a vampire! Or immortal. How old is that pic?
 
2017-08-01 04:58:07 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


Tsarevna
 
2017-08-01 04:58:29 PM  
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2017-08-01 04:59:31 PM  

Ant: eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?

This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.


We HAVE one. The guy in charge of implementing it (OGE) resigned due to his inability to get the Trumpkins to actually follow the government ethics guidelines. 

Why there isn't a screaming shiatshow of a biatchfit happening is beyond me.
 
2017-08-01 05:00:34 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, and winner of the 2003 Conn Smythe Trophy.
 
2017-08-01 05:01:41 PM  

Anastacya: Nepotism ruins everything.


But Hillary....
 
2017-08-01 05:02:20 PM  
Zeldin said he thinks Ivanka Trump could "in her own right" be a "great United States senator if she wanted to be."

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Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Senators don't just sit on their asses all day making deals to try to enrich themselves while having all of their expenses paid for on the taxpayer dime!

Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
 
2017-08-01 05:02:57 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


"Vapid Spoiled Brat Who's Never Earned Anything On Her Own"
 
2017-08-01 05:03:46 PM  
I have been listening to the Fall of Rome podcast.
One of the many reasons for the Empire's decline was a succession of unworthy idiots ascending the throne.
 
2017-08-01 05:03:55 PM  
Zeldin said he thinks Ivanka Trump could "in her own right" be a "great United States senator if she wanted to be."

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2017-08-01 05:04:03 PM  

Epoch_Zero: physt: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

That's just unsettling. Who would wear that jacket? Heinous.


Trump has the fashion sense you expect from the love child of Liberace and Loena Helmsley
 
2017-08-01 05:04:36 PM  
Reason #27 why nepotism is a bad thing.
 
2017-08-01 05:05:26 PM  

jst3p: Zeldin said he thinks Ivanka Trump could "in her own right" be a "great United States senator if she wanted to be."

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Reason #35
 
2017-08-01 05:07:32 PM  

the_innkeeper: Ant: eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?

This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.

We HAVE one. The guy in charge of implementing it (OGE) resigned due to his inability to get the Trumpkins to actually follow the government ethics guidelines. 

Why there isn't a screaming shiatshow of a biatchfit happening is beyond me.


IOKIYAR

/ there are fits being thrown but they are being brushed off as "whiney libs"
 
2017-08-01 05:10:49 PM  

Catlenfell: I have been listening to the Fall of Rome podcast.
One of the many reasons for the Empire's decline was a succession of unworthy idiots ascending the throne.


I think we're about to have our year of 4 emperors
 
2017-08-01 05:10:49 PM  
First of all, Trump should never have appointed any of his kids to official positions, not just because nepotism is bad, but because from a selfish Trump standpoint it exposes them to all sorts of legal jeopardy, and now they have stepped in it.

Second, I doubt that a Marine General has much room in his heart for special snowflakes.
 
2017-08-01 05:11:32 PM  
Read the article more carefully, the Fark headline is not accurate. Yes, I get that in reality it most likely is and/or will be but the article does not support what is at the top of this page. I understand the dislike for President Donald Trump and mostly agree with it but too many of you lose your senses when it comes to the fellow.
 
2017-08-01 05:30:02 PM  
Kelly won't last four months.
 
2017-08-01 05:32:41 PM  
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Bonus: Make your own meme
 
2017-08-01 05:35:41 PM  
The media is framing Kelly's appointment as Trump's 150th attempt to "hit the reset button" when we're already seeing Kelly is also going to fail miserably.

Donnie's tweet this morning about his own Twitter usage is a clear warning to Kelly that any attempts to rein in this clusterfark of a White House do not apply to him.  Simply put, the problem is obviously Trump himself, but Trump thinks the problem is everyone else.

Kelly can't even get D2S to stop tweet-sharting his way into failure.  There's no way in hell Trump is going to listen when some message discipline is needed to get anything passed.
 
2017-08-01 05:39:35 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


White House Officer Of Executive Respectability
 
2017-08-01 05:41:11 PM  

Ant: eurotrader: Other than bring your daughter to work day,  Ivanka should only visit her dad in the east wing. She is a WH advisor with an office and staff why?

This. This is just one of many "not normals" we're expected to just accept for some reason.

Can you imagine the shiat fit the Deplorables would've had if Obama would have given jobs to his kids?

Up until now, we've just expected that the president would know what proper behavior is, but Trump has ruined that. Now were going to have to write an employee handbook full of do's and don'ts for future Democratic presidents to follow, all because one guy farked it up for the rest.


ftfy
 
2017-08-01 05:55:11 PM  

whither_apophis: physt: So what's her title again?

White House Officer Of Executive Respectability


I thought  it was "White House Officer of Regulatory Excellence"
 
2017-08-01 06:32:36 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Bonus: Make your own meme


"Okay, I'm touching my finger to my nose. Now count backwards from potato? Ten, blue, four, pussy, one. See? I'm fine. No sundowning. Where's Reince with my cake? Oh. Well where's Spicey to sing to me? Oh, right. So send in Flynn -- huh? Yeah, right. You know who's great? Mooch! Send in Mooch to -- wha? When?! Really? Huh. Kelly did that? Well who's left? Sessions? Really? He's still here? Wow. Well call him and send Reince in with my cake."
 
2017-08-01 07:01:48 PM  

Drubell: Zeldin said he thinks Ivanka Trump could "in her own right" be a "great United States senator if she wanted to be."

When pressed about what qualifies her for elected office, he said she is "super smart and highly capable" and cited her experience in business and "ability to understand our tax code" as rationale.

When asked about the fact that none of Ivanka Trump's products are made in the U.S., he said she's also a "great mom" and "a great wife."

So how many inches is Zeldin's tongue up Ivanka's butthole?


If it's more than an inch or so he's a keeper.

/Not my thing, but at least he's got something to fall back on when being Putin's Toady's Fluffer's Toady ends poorly.
 
2017-08-01 07:15:42 PM  
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Thanks, Impaler
 
2017-08-01 07:17:12 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


FLOTUS
 
2017-08-01 07:39:20 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


Princess of America
 
2017-08-01 07:50:36 PM  

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Thanks, Impaler


Impaler is a national treasure.
 
2017-08-01 07:56:52 PM  

Parthenogenetic: physt: So what's her title again?


First Vestal (Ex-)Virgin of the sacred dumpster fire in DC.
 
2017-08-01 08:06:34 PM  
FTA:  Zeldin said he thinks Ivanka Trump could "in her own right" be a "great United States senator if she wanted to be."

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2017-08-01 08:24:46 PM  
When asked about the fact that none of Ivanka Trump's products are made in the U.S., he said she's also a "great mom" and "a great wife."

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2017-08-01 09:58:32 PM  
to be totally fair, she does absolutely nothing, so it doesn't matter who the fark she reports to
 
2017-08-01 10:16:34 PM  

2wolves: Kelly won't last four months.


I give him 3 months. If he's still chief of staff by Halloween, it'll be miraculous.
 
2017-08-01 10:22:03 PM  

physt: So what's her title again?


Special Adviser to the Special President.

Because they're all so "Special".
 
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