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(Washington Examiner)   Washington Examiner runs free ad for porn site featuring The Mooch   ( washingtonexaminer.com) divider line
    More: Plug, White House, President of the United States, director Anthony Scaramucci, Vice President Darren, White House duties, Thomas Jefferson, daily press briefings, biometric security offering  
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2017-08-01 01:41:58 PM  
He's soon to be single, so can he do the gangbang-o?
 
2017-08-01 01:43:13 PM  
Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci
 
2017-08-01 01:48:48 PM  
Have you always wanted to suck your own cock? Let the Mooch show you how!
 
2017-08-01 01:51:50 PM  
So how much are they offering Bannon to demonstrate his talents via webcam?
 
2017-08-01 01:53:07 PM  
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2017-08-01 01:54:42 PM  
Hell I'll take that job for half of that.
 
2017-08-01 01:55:04 PM  
Don't forget Poochie was (is?) following that gay porn star on Facebook!!! And, apparently got out of control in Thailand with some guy years ago. Though, the Harvard Law thing-y says Moochie is dead....might have problems filling out that employment application. Hope wifey #2 takes him to the cleaners. I would not be surprised if this guy is into all kinds of crazy.
 
2017-08-01 01:56:59 PM  
Booo-Yaaahh
 
2017-08-01 01:59:04 PM  
Sounds like a sweet deal.
/ I liked the "DickOmetrics" logon --no forgetting passwords ever again!
 
2017-08-01 02:05:08 PM  

No way! Snekretary already hired him to sell popcorn outside the congressional hearings.

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2017-08-01 02:12:16 PM  
I'm guessing that the Trump-fired people like Comey and Bahara and Spicey are all on some island somewhere laying on the beach and drinking mai tais. And they're not inviting Moochy because he's just a dick.
 
2017-08-01 02:12:35 PM  

Artist: Don't forget Poochie was (is?) following that gay porn star on Facebook!!! And, apparently got out of control in Thailand with some guy years ago. Though, the Harvard Law thing-y says Moochie is dead


Some people are into that as well.
 
2017-08-01 02:15:24 PM  
From Trumps White House to pron site? At least it's a yuge step up in respectability.
 
2017-08-01 02:16:34 PM  
Plug?
 
2017-08-01 02:16:35 PM  
So? a pron site is looking for a really big dick. Is that really news, Subby? Is it really news?

Not without photos.
 
2017-08-01 02:17:59 PM  

impaler: No way! Snekretary already hired him to sell popcorn outside the congressional hearings.

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There's always money in the Popcorn Stand. Now that is a funny way to put it.
 
2017-08-01 02:18:30 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Plug?


Like sexual things

See. When a man and a women or a man and a man or a woman and a woman or a man and a horse or...look ask your parents.
 
2017-08-01 02:18:43 PM  
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2017-08-01 02:20:43 PM  
I don't think anyone would bat an eye if he took them up on that, 500k is a lot of money and he's gonna need it.
 
2017-08-01 02:28:06 PM  
It would be funny if this was someone else's country
 
2017-08-01 02:31:45 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Have you always wanted to suck your own cock? Let the Mooch show you how!


Would that make you gay?  Methinks if you would suck your own, sucking someone else would not be that far off...
 
2017-08-01 02:32:35 PM  
I hear he finishes quick though.
 
2017-08-01 02:33:04 PM  
So much gay cuck porn.  SO MUCH
 
2017-08-01 02:33:12 PM  

ox45tallboy: I'm guessing that the Trump-fired people like Comey and Bahara and Spicey are all on some island somewhere laying on the beach and drinking mai tais. And they're not inviting Moochy because he's just a dick.


Like these guys?
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2017-08-01 02:33:36 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Plug?


Buttplug.
 
2017-08-01 02:33:40 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: Two Dogs Farking: Have you always wanted to suck your own cock? Let the Mooch show you how!

Would that make you gay?  Methinks if you would suck your own, sucking someone else would not be that far off...


So using your hand then also makes you gay?
 
2017-08-01 02:38:54 PM  

Russ1642: Jesus Christ Supertard: Two Dogs Farking: Have you always wanted to suck your own cock? Let the Mooch show you how!

Would that make you gay?  Methinks if you would suck your own, sucking someone else would not be that far off...

So using your hand then also makes you gay?


Dunno.  Although hand is different than mouth.  Don't know any other women that would want to give themselves oral sex.  Ewwww.
 
2017-08-01 02:43:56 PM  
Press asked Scaramucci to consider the "millions" of people around the world he could reach from the new platform on behalf of "virtual reality and remote sex, aka teledildonics."

The company also tried to lure Scaramucci with a new security feature, "dick-ometrics, a biometric security offering that utilizes the penis to ensure a secure login."


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Can I link my dick to my bank account then slap it against the gas pump to pay for fuel?
 
2017-08-01 02:53:07 PM  

jchic: ox45tallboy: I'm guessing that the Trump-fired people like Comey and Bahara and Spicey are all on some island somewhere laying on the beach and drinking mai tais. And they're not inviting Moochy because he's just a dick.

Like these guys?
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Would you invite Moochy to your party?
 
2017-08-01 02:55:31 PM  

Russ1642: Jesus Christ Supertard: Two Dogs Farking: Have you always wanted to suck your own cock? Let the Mooch show you how!

Would that make you gay?  Methinks if you would suck your own, sucking someone else would not be that far off...

So using your hand then also makes you gay?


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2017-08-01 02:57:18 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: Russ1642: Jesus Christ Supertard: Two Dogs Farking: Have you always wanted to suck your own cock? Let the Mooch show you how!

Would that make you gay?  Methinks if you would suck your own, sucking someone else would not be that far off...

So using your hand then also makes you gay?

Dunno.  Although hand is different than mouth.  Don't know any other women that would want to give themselves oral sex.  Ewwww.


Different how?  And how many woman have you actually asked "would you go down on yourself if you could"?  Your position (heh) seems ludicrous and counter to human nature.
 
2017-08-01 02:58:02 PM  
Women.  How many women.
 
2017-08-01 03:04:13 PM  

Artist: Don't forget Poochie was (is?) following that gay porn star on Facebook!!! And, apparently got out of control in Thailand with some guy years ago. Though, the Harvard Law thing-y says Moochie is dead....might have problems filling out that employment application. Hope wifey #2 takes him to the cleaners. I would not be surprised if this guy is into all kinds of crazy.


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2017-08-01 03:09:28 PM  

ox45tallboy: So how much are they offering Bannon to demonstrate his talents via webcam?


I just had a vision of him popping a cyst to use for lube. Thanks for that.
 
2017-08-01 03:21:56 PM  
More like cum-mincatioms amirite
 
2017-08-01 03:39:05 PM  
I'm just here to say I'm quite amused by the word "teledildonics."
 
2017-08-01 03:53:41 PM  

dugitman: Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci


I love the word teledildonics. That is all.
 
2017-08-01 04:02:27 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: dugitman: Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci

I love the word teledildonics. That is all.


It's been around for a long time.  Had to look it up, 1975.
 
2017-08-01 04:25:39 PM  

ox45tallboy: So how much are they offering Bannon to NOT demonstrate his talents via webcam?


Hopefully a lot.
 
2017-08-01 04:33:07 PM  

doofusgumby: Shakin_Haitian: dugitman: Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci

I love the word teledildonics. That is all.

It's been around for a long time.  Had to look it up, 1975.


I know, I just looked it up too.  There was a thread a few years ago talking about internet connected dildos, and I made up that word in the thread.  I was devastated to learn that it wasn't a new word.
 
2017-08-01 04:53:54 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: doofusgumby: Shakin_Haitian: dugitman: Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci

I love the word teledildonics. That is all.

It's been around for a long time.  Had to look it up, 1975.

I know, I just looked it up too.  There was a thread a few years ago talking about internet connected dildos, and I made up that word in the thread.  I was devastated to learn that it wasn't a new word.


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Wave of the future.... 100% electronic Dude
 
2017-08-01 05:31:22 PM  

doofusgumby: Shakin_Haitian: dugitman: Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci

I love the word teledildonics. That is all.

It's been around for a long time.  Had to look it up, 1975.


Hey, so people really did use AT&T to reach out and touch someone.
 
2017-08-01 06:20:54 PM  

cyberspacedout: doofusgumby: Shakin_Haitian: dugitman: Well, if you're looking for a comm director proficient in teledildonics and dick-ometrics, I can't think of a better fit than Scaramucci

I love the word teledildonics. That is all.

It's been around for a long time.  Had to look it up, 1975.

Hey, so people really did use AT&T to reach out and touch someone.


They had it their way, at Burger King.  Then they had a coke and a smile.
 
2017-08-01 10:06:10 PM  
This has to be a gigantic troll by the porn CEO. If so, 12+/10.
 
2017-08-01 10:49:38 PM  

Harlee: This has to be a gigantic troll by the porn CEO. If so, 12+/10.


Good marketing, too. They couldn't afford to buy all the free advertising this got.
 
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