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(The Raw Story)   Priebus may have had the "tarmac treatment" when he got canned, but Kelly literally had the Mooch escorted out of the West Wing and off the White House grounds   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-07-31 11:37:16 PM  
Will you do the van, then go?
 
2017-07-31 11:48:39 PM  
I'd like someone to find out exactly how much money he lost by losing his capital gains exception on the SkyBridge Capital sale to the Chinese.

I assume this means he's not at Ex-In Bank either.

It would be nice if he lost close to a billion in taxes as well as his family and dignity. I think he's earned that.
 
2017-07-31 11:49:01 PM  
Exemption. Oops.
 
2017-07-31 11:54:49 PM  
Someone please post the pic of all his shiat out on the sidewalk after they kicked him out.
 
2017-08-01 12:02:36 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'd like someone to find out exactly how much money he lost by losing his capital gains exception on the SkyBridge Capital sale to the Chinese.

I assume this means he's not at Ex-In Bank either.

It would be nice if he lost close to a billion in taxes as well as his family and dignity. I think he's earned that.


Well, expect him to lose at least half a billion.  And if it comes out that Mr. "I'm offended as a human being and a Roman Catholic" had a prenup, I'm going to roll in the aisles again.
 
2017-08-01 01:41:48 AM  
Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?
 
2017-08-01 02:29:34 AM  

stovepipe: Someone please post the pic of all his shiat out on the sidewalk after they kicked him out.


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2017-08-01 03:25:12 AM  

cman: Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?


Trump announced that he was out on Twitter while the guy was getting off Air Force One.
 
2017-08-01 04:44:59 AM  
So, what did the full background check find? Tax crimes? Dead hookers? Dead underage hookers? Liberal tendencies?
 
2017-08-01 05:07:06 AM  
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2017-08-01 05:13:27 AM  

wildcardjack: So, what did the full background check find? Tax crimes? Dead hookers? Dead underage hookers? Liberal tendencies?


The rumor was an email trail linking him to an influence deal with China linked to an inflated price for his hedge fund.
 
2017-08-01 05:18:11 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Exemption. Oops.


Maybe not. He was never actually employed by the administration, as I understand it.
 
2017-08-01 05:20:23 AM  

cman: Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?


bicyclists and motorcyclists know it as "road rash"
 
2017-08-01 05:22:14 AM  

dailygrinds: NewportBarGuy: Exemption. Oops.

Maybe not. He was never actually employed by the administration, as I understand it.


It sounds like he never even got paid.
 
2017-08-01 05:28:54 AM  
I hope they were not gentle.
 
2017-08-01 05:31:22 AM  
Poor dumb sonofabiatch.  He's earned every bite of that crow he's got to eat, and nobody likes him enough to tell him what drawer the fork is in.
 
2017-08-01 05:34:18 AM  
The Douch.
 
2017-08-01 05:35:05 AM  

LockeOak: dailygrinds: NewportBarGuy: Exemption. Oops.

Maybe not. He was never actually employed by the administration, as I understand it.

It sounds like he never even got paid.


I doubt he had a chance to even get the paperwork filled out..
 
2017-08-01 05:36:58 AM  

Alphax: cman: Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?

Trump announced that he was out on Twitter while the guy was getting off Air Force One.


To me it sounds like some sort of weird sex act

"Scaramucci tried to spit the load back into my face, but I gave him the ol' tarmac treatment!"
 
2017-08-01 05:39:02 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: LockeOak: dailygrinds: NewportBarGuy: Exemption. Oops.

Maybe not. He was never actually employed by the administration, as I understand it.

It sounds like he never even got paid.

I doubt he had a chance to even get the paperwork filled out..


I think I read the Daily Show said that his official job start date was 8/15.
 
2017-08-01 05:40:31 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Alphax: cman: Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?

Trump announced that he was out on Twitter while the guy was getting off Air Force One.

To me it sounds like some sort of weird sex act

"Scaramucci tried to spit the load back into my face, but I gave him the ol' tarmac treatment!"


Ok, as dumb as my post was I realize it doesn't even make sense as priebus was the one to get the tarmac treatment(wink wink)
 
2017-08-01 05:41:50 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: LockeOak: dailygrinds: NewportBarGuy: Exemption. Oops.

Maybe not. He was never actually employed by the administration, as I understand it.

It sounds like he never even got paid.

I doubt he had a chance to even get the paperwork filled out..


But funnily enough, he did have time to move in his skeleton and his globe-shaped bar (WTF? This isn't the 50s?!)

Personally, I'd consider it bad luck to put private stuff into my office before my employment even starts, but that's probably just me.

Disclaimer: this post assumes that that stuff being moved was actually his.
 
2017-08-01 05:45:44 AM  

LockeOak: dailygrinds: NewportBarGuy: Exemption. Oops.

Maybe not. He was never actually employed by the administration, as I understand it.

It sounds like he never even got paid.


The whole thing seems so over the top. If something resembling this had happened to a hypothetical HRC administration I would argue that it was an obvious distraction, that he was put there specifically to achieve the executives goal of replacing staff members, probably to throw a monkey wrench in the uraniumghazipizzagatewateremailclintonfoundationalago investigations while simultaneously distracting from her recent decision to preemptively nuke the Kremlin. But with these chucklefarks? Who knows?
 
2017-08-01 05:49:28 AM  

J Noble Daggett: wildcardjack: So, what did the full background check find? Tax crimes? Dead hookers? Dead underage hookers? Liberal tendencies?

The rumor was an email trail linking him to an influence deal with China linked to an inflated price for his hedge fund.


I don't understand. I thought being a white collar financial criminal and felony influence peddler were plusses with the Harkonnen administration?
 
2017-08-01 05:52:05 AM  

cman: Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?


Could it be referencing Lane Kiffin?
 
2017-08-01 05:52:25 AM  
FANDANGONE!

 
2017-08-01 06:07:27 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'd like someone to find out exactly how much money he lost by losing his capital gains exception on the SkyBridge Capital sale to the Chinese.

I assume this means he's not at Ex-In Bank either.

It would be nice if he lost close to a billion in taxes as well as his family and dignity. I think he's earned that.


I read that the capital gains exception wasn't going to apply because the deal had happened prior to Mooch being part of the administration. Doesn't mean that Donnie Two Scoops wouldn't have ignored and overridden the decision like everything else that involves him and his buddies making money.
 
2017-08-01 06:08:57 AM  
 
2017-08-01 06:12:38 AM  
"CNN later reported that Scaramucci will be returning to his old job at the Export-Import Bank."


Jeebus. The guy goes around talking about how he's going to kill people and that some other guy sucks his own dick, and he's barely unemployed. I wonder how thrilled the people at that bank are to be working with Scaramucci now.

 
2017-08-01 06:15:04 AM  

J Noble Daggett: wildcardjack: So, what did the full background check find? Tax crimes? Dead hookers? Dead underage hookers? Liberal tendencies?

The rumor was an email trail linking him to an influence deal with China linked to an inflated price for his hedge fund.


Erm, that sounds like pretty weak sauce for this administration. Or to put it another way... keen business acumen. That can't be why he got fired.
 
2017-08-01 06:16:47 AM  

stovepipe: Someone please post the pic of all his shiat out on the sidewalk after they kicked him out.


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https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/892107385543806976/photo/1
 
2017-08-01 06:17:19 AM  
It's not all bad for Mooch - he's headlining the BSA National Jamboree next year.  Someone's got to set the bar lower than this year's event.
 
2017-08-01 06:20:41 AM  

Parthenogenetic: stovepipe: Someone please post the pic of all his shiat out on the sidewalk after they kicked him out.

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https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/892107385543806976/photo/1


I cannot adequately express how utterly hilarious that is. I may frame it & hang it.
 
2017-08-01 06:24:37 AM  
Did he have a biology class skeleton in his office?
 
2017-08-01 06:30:51 AM  
Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.
 
2017-08-01 06:33:46 AM  

Parthenogenetic: stovepipe: Someone please post the pic of all his shiat out on the sidewalk after they kicked him out.

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https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/892107385543806976/photo/1


Jake Havechek: Did he have a biology class skeleton in his office?


Is there something weird about the head? It's almost like it's human up to the 'waist' and then it turns into some sort of fish.

I'm not going to be able to do ANYTHING today until I clarify this.
 
2017-08-01 06:34:18 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


Hahahahahahahaha
No.
 
2017-08-01 06:35:44 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


Something something party of personal responsibility.
 
2017-08-01 06:40:12 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


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But seriously, fark this guy.
 
2017-08-01 06:42:49 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


Nah, I think not I really do.
 
2017-08-01 06:43:29 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


Or maybe he shouldn't talk about a co-worker sucking his own dick to a farking reporter.
 
2017-08-01 06:45:03 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


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2017-08-01 06:46:16 AM  

Jake Havechek: Did he have a biology class skeleton in his office?


It was in his closet.
 
2017-08-01 06:49:21 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


I am offended as a human being and a Roman Catholic to think that I should be told to pass this up
 
2017-08-01 06:50:58 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


Nah. He took a high-profile job he wasn't qualified for in any possible way, working under a POTUS he hated and publicly criticized and whose administration is in total chaos. The Mooch brought this on himself.
 
2017-08-01 06:52:17 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


You really need to take a break and read some of Lowell's posts; he's so much better at this than your are.
 
2017-08-01 06:55:15 AM  

Alphax: cman: Tarmac treatment? The hell is that?

Trump announced that he was out on Twitter while the guy was getting off Air Force One.


In bird culture, this is considered a 'dick move.'
 
2017-08-01 06:57:18 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Jake Havechek: Did he have a biology class skeleton in his office?

It was in his closet.


Oooooooh!!!!

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2017-08-01 07:04:00 AM  

snowshovel: Sure everyone, let's make fun of the guy who's life is literally bring exploded while being covered 24 hours a day by a rabid media circus. The guy has lost his wife, new born son, and job all in the same week.... Maybe he deserves a little privacy while he gets his life straightened out before you libs start throwing knives.


Ahahahaha benghazi  biatches
 
2017-08-01 07:06:29 AM  

skinink: "CNN later reported that Scaramucci will be returning to his old job at the Export-Import Bank."
Jeebus. The guy goes around talking about how he's going to kill people and that some other guy sucks his own dick, and he's barely unemployed. I wonder how thrilled the people at that bank are to be working with Scaramucci now.


It's a safe bet that upper management at the Ex-Im Bank are people exactly like him or worse.
 
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