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(The New York Times) NewsFlash ♫ Scaramouche, Scaramouche you can't do the Trump fandango ♫   ( nytimes.com) divider line
    More: NewsFlash, Mr. Scaramucci, White House, President of the United States, crude verbal tirade, New York financier, John F. Kelly, chaotic White House, West Wing staff  
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2017-07-31 02:40:49 PM  
lol
 
2017-07-31 02:41:45 PM  
FINE TUNED MACHINE
 
2017-07-31 02:42:48 PM  
[sadtrombone.mp3]
 
2017-07-31 02:42:50 PM  
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2017-07-31 02:42:54 PM  
Record time, there.

So, wonder who will get the job next?
 
2017-07-31 02:43:19 PM  
Good thing the ACA repeal failed, because I'm gonna need to see a doctor about this whiplash after following that illustrious career arc.
 
2017-07-31 02:43:33 PM  

Anastacya: Record time, there.

So, wonder who will get the job next?


Billy Bush of course.
 
2017-07-31 02:44:39 PM  

mrshowrules: Anastacya: Record time, there.

So, wonder who will get the job next?

Billy Bush of course.


I'd rather have Billy West, instead. The "good news" is easier to take in the Professor's voice.
 
2017-07-31 02:44:44 PM  
And down he goes!

The Mooch is on the floor, the count is at 8, 9, 10.

Knock Out!
 
2017-07-31 02:45:27 PM  
Good?
 
2017-07-31 02:45:47 PM  
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2017-07-31 02:46:01 PM  
The cardinal sin - getting more attention in the press than Trump.
 
2017-07-31 02:46:42 PM  
I've seen wrestling narratives that were more believable.
 
2017-07-31 02:47:12 PM  
I literally laughed out loud when I read this. I mean, the headline is awesome, but fired already? Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa (inhale) hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahha
 
2017-07-31 02:47:31 PM  
Sorry, had to catch my breath there for a second...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2017-07-31 02:47:50 PM  
NOOOOO! WE HAVE SO MANY MORE JOKES TO MAKE AT HIS EXPENSE!!!!
 
2017-07-31 02:47:51 PM  
He didn't even have time to lie on the security forms.
 
2017-07-31 02:47:59 PM  

holdmybones: I literally laughed out loud when I read this. I mean, the headline is awesome, but fired already? Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa (inhale) hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahha


I saw it on Facebook and guffawed involuntarily.
 
2017-07-31 02:48:31 PM  
FTFA: The decision to remove Mr. Scaramucci, who had boasted about reporting directly to the president not the chief of staff, John F. Kelly, came at Mr. Kelly's request, the people said. Mr. Kelly made clear to members of the White House staff at a meeting Monday morning that he is in charge.
 
2017-07-31 02:48:55 PM  
Someone told Trump "this guy got more news coverage than you this weekend". And out Mooch went. Wonder how much Kelly had to say about that.
 
2017-07-31 02:48:56 PM  
He done lost his wife and his job

Trump takes care of those who are loyal to him. LOL
 
2017-07-31 02:48:58 PM  
Guess he has to go back to his old job selling Slap Chops
 
2017-07-31 02:49:33 PM  

holdmybones: I literally laughed out loud when I read this. I mean, the headline is awesome, but fired already? Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa (inhale) hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahha


Technically fired before his on-boarding was done - that's a negative tenure in the position.

/On the bright side, he won't have to list it on future job applications,
//Maybe Sizzler?
///Taco Bell?
 
2017-07-31 02:49:51 PM  
Trololo 10 hours
Youtube TJL4Y3aGPuA
 
2017-07-31 02:50:56 PM  

cman: He done lost his wife and his job

Trump takes care of those who are loyal to him. LOL


Better keep an eye on his dog, he's real close to becoming a country song.
 
2017-07-31 02:51:20 PM  
Wait... I thought Trump only surrounded himself with the best people.  The best.
 
2017-07-31 02:51:32 PM  
Steve Bannon just broke a rib trying to.... well you know
 
2017-07-31 02:51:34 PM  
Bum, bum, bum...another one bites the dust.
 
2017-07-31 02:52:04 PM  
Scaramucci leaves Trump Administration to spend less time with his family
 
2017-07-31 02:52:17 PM  
NYT says Trump removed him. ABC News says he resigned. Wonder which one it is ...
 
2017-07-31 02:52:20 PM  

kronicfeld: Scaramucci leaves Trump Administration to spend less time with his family


That would've been a great headline
 
2017-07-31 02:52:34 PM  
No Chaos No Chaos You're The Chaos!
 
2017-07-31 02:52:48 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2017-07-31 02:52:53 PM  
Clearly this move wasn't made so he could spend more time with his family.
 
2017-07-31 02:52:59 PM  
"Tell Reince. I want him to know it was me".
 
2017-07-31 02:53:00 PM  
"There is no chaos in the White House."
 
2017-07-31 02:53:04 PM  
He had a good 11-day run there.
 
2017-07-31 02:53:07 PM  
scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2017-07-31 02:53:19 PM  
HA HA!
 
2017-07-31 02:53:19 PM  
Don't you worry about White House communications, let me worry about blank.
 
2017-07-31 02:53:26 PM  
#byefelicia
 
2017-07-31 02:53:26 PM  
 Cue yakery  sax

Sad!!
 
2017-07-31 02:53:32 PM  
Also:

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-31 02:53:35 PM  
WHAT!!!!!!

Are they going to pull the whole "I need to save my marriage" or did he just piss off the wrong person?

10 days has to be a record.
 
2017-07-31 02:53:39 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [sadtrombone.mp3]


Price is right losing horn
Youtube 9Jz1TjCphXE
 
2017-07-31 02:53:40 PM  
And now he can get on with sucking his own coke.
 
2017-07-31 02:53:40 PM  
Everything's fine here! The White House staff fights only over who loves me the most! I'm the Best President Ever. Start the carving on Mt. Rushmore.
 
2017-07-31 02:53:41 PM  

Mad Scientist: "There is no chaos in the White House."


Yeah, came to post this.
 
2017-07-31 02:53:43 PM  
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Scaramucci!  Yes, we will let you go
 
2017-07-31 02:53:44 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
 
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