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(Onion AV Club)   Guess who knew he was on the record when commenting about Bannon's love life?   ( avclub.com) divider line
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2017-07-31 09:15:08 AM  
Sir David Attenborough?

"And here we observe them in their natural habitat...."
 
2017-07-31 09:16:31 AM  
Hillary.
 
2017-07-31 09:17:18 AM  
on?
 
2017-07-31 09:18:28 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-31 09:20:10 AM  
You mean words that come out of the Communications Director's mouth can be recorded and reported upon?

The Hells you say! Who knew that the job meant being recorded and words went out on the wire? Jeez, you people, with your "media elite" definitions and taking advantage of a guy from The Neighborhood just joshing. Have you no...idea that this has NO idea what in the heck he's supposed to do, other than try to dazzle you with bullsh*t?
 
2017-07-31 09:33:45 AM  
Did the New Yorker release the actual audio recordings?  If not, the Mooch should be thankful for that small favour at least.
 
2017-07-31 10:03:06 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Sir David Attenborough?

"And here we observe them in their natural habitat...."


Hmmm. I have been observing this chaotic fiasco with hushed awe.... This is the long awaited continuation of Life, it seems.
 
2017-07-31 10:06:15 AM  
 
2017-07-31 10:17:21 AM  
There's the theory that Scoop's and Mooch's dog and pony show last week was an attempt to divert from Bill Browder's testimony on the Hill.

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/539802914/businessman-paints-a-terrifyi​n​g-and-complex-picture-of-putins-russia
 
2017-07-31 10:22:13 AM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]


Who is that? I feel like I'm seeing a lot of gifs of this guy recently.
 
2017-07-31 10:22:44 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: There's the theory that Scoop's and Mooch's dog and pony show last week was an attempt to divert from Bill Browder's testimony on the Hill.

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/539802914/businessman-paints-a-terrifyin​g-and-complex-picture-of-putins-russia


"Sometimes a chaotic and disorganized administration is just a chaotic and disorganized administration." - Sigmund Freud
 
2017-07-31 10:22:46 AM  
I THE RECORD

YOU THE RECORD

WE ALL THE RECOOOOOORRRD

/accidentally
 
2017-07-31 10:23:36 AM  

Arkanaut: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]

Who is that? I feel like I'm seeing a lot of gifs of this guy recently.


LOL
 
2017-07-31 10:24:31 AM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]


First of all, yes, he REALLY does have a Bo Burnham GIF for that.

And secondly, I genuinely think Bannon's fatty liver would pop out of his anus if he truly attempted that.
 
2017-07-31 10:24:40 AM  

Epoch_Zero: I THE RECORD

YOU THE RECORD

WE ALL THE RECOOOOOORRRD

/accidentally


Accidentally the WHOLE thing?
Kerfluffle kerfuffle covefefe
/aneurysm
 
2017-07-31 10:25:51 AM  

Arkanaut: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]

Who is that? I feel like I'm seeing a lot of gifs of this guy recently.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-31 10:26:04 AM  

Arkanaut: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]

Who is that? I feel like I'm seeing a lot of gifs of this guy recently.


Bo Burnham, obviously.
 
2017-07-31 10:26:26 AM  
Hitler?
 
2017-07-31 10:27:12 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: There's the theory that Scoop's and Mooch's dog and pony show last week was an attempt to divert from Bill Browder's testimony on the Hill.

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/539802914/businessman-paints-a-terrifyin​g-and-complex-picture-of-putins-russia


I'd believe it if this wasn't par for the course so far in Trump's White House.
 
2017-07-31 10:27:53 AM  

Wessoman: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]

First of all, yes, he REALLY does have a Bo Burnham GIF for that.

And secondly, I genuinely think Bannon's fatty liver would pop out of his anus if he truly attempted that.



Came to say this
 
2017-07-31 10:29:31 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: There's the theory that Scoop's and Mooch's dog and pony show last week was an attempt to divert from Bill Browder's testimony on the Hill.

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/539802914/businessman-paints-a-terrifyin​g-and-complex-picture-of-putins-russia


By the by, Putin's whataboutism game is on pointin that article.

Small wonder it's the diversionary tactic of choice of his minions.
 
2017-07-31 10:29:57 AM  
I uh....I'm pretty sure talking to a reporter would be a good indicator that you are on the record.
 
2017-07-31 10:29:58 AM  

img.fark.net

 
2017-07-31 10:30:15 AM  
Baby right round?
 
2017-07-31 10:30:58 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-31 10:31:19 AM  
No record. No record. You're the record!
 
2017-07-31 10:32:01 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-31 10:32:07 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Arkanaut: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]

Who is that? I feel like I'm seeing a lot of gifs of this guy recently.

Bo Burnham, obviously.


Well, that would explain a lot.
 
2017-07-31 10:33:22 AM  

img.fark.net

 
2017-07-31 10:34:29 AM  
This whole Administration is dirty and classless.
 
2017-07-31 10:34:47 AM  

megarian: I uh....I'm pretty sure talking to a reporter would be a good indicator that you are on the record.


Even when they're both Italian? It's definitely a gray area.
 
2017-07-31 10:35:27 AM  
i.onionstatic.com
I hope the make up budgets for our Government don't come out of my taxes. These men wear more make up than my wife.
 
2017-07-31 10:35:30 AM  
omg, someone called bannon to fact check if he does suck his own cock? that's brilliant.
 
2017-07-31 10:35:33 AM  

megarian: I uh....I'm pretty sure talking to a reporter would be a good indicator that you are on the record.


How could the White House Communications Director possibly know something like that?
 
2017-07-31 10:36:08 AM  
So is Bannon able to suck his own cock or what?
 
2017-07-31 10:37:01 AM  

Soon Right Away: megarian: I uh....I'm pretty sure talking to a reporter would be a good indicator that you are on the record.

Even when they're both Italian? It's definitely a gray area.


Touché.
 
2017-07-31 10:37:07 AM  
indicating that some hero fact-checker actually called up Steve Bannon and asked him if he sucked his own cock.


This is quite possibly my favorite sentence (fragment) ever.
 
2017-07-31 10:37:08 AM  

Arkanaut: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 329x240]

Who is that? I feel like I'm seeing a lot of gifs of this guy recently.


media.giphy.com
 
2017-07-31 10:37:29 AM  
Funny thing is, Bannon can't even see his own cock under his folds of liver-spotted belly fat, much less reach that tiny polyp-shaped skin tag with his drooping, tobacco-stained, drool-glazed lips, straining and grunting.
 
2017-07-31 10:38:14 AM  

Soon Right Away: megarian: I uh....I'm pretty sure talking to a reporter would be a good indicator that you are on the record.

Even when they're both Italian? It's definitely a gray area.


Just two paisans talkin italian to italian
 
2017-07-31 10:38:38 AM  
Gotta love the Mooch. How could anybody not love the Mooch?
 
2017-07-31 10:39:24 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: There's the theory that Scoop's and Mooch's dog and pony show last week was an attempt to divert from Bill Browder's testimony on the Hill.

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/539802914/businessman-paints-a-terrifyin​g-and-complex-picture-of-putins-russia


I posted his testimony the day it happened but it got no real traction: sadly the people who this would outrage already know the top line stuff without these new details and the people who should know about it can't be bothered.

Right wing sources claimed the media refused to cover it because it named Fusion GPS as a source of the Russian campaign to undermine the Magnitsky Act and since they also produced the Steele Dossier they took it to mean Browder was accusing the Stelle Dossier of being Fake News.
 
2017-07-31 10:40:05 AM  

Zelmo Swift: Funny thing is, Bannon can't even see his own cock under his folds of liver-spotted belly fat, much less reach that tiny polyp-shaped skin tag with his drooping, tobacco-stained, drool-glazed lips, straining and grunting.


i.imgur.com
 
2017-07-31 10:40:21 AM  

Jake Havechek: So is Bannon able to suck his own cock or what?


Maybe...He has been sucking ass constantly for the last six months, however.
 
2017-07-31 10:40:59 AM  
Wait, does this mean that a member of the Trump administration lied? Are you serious?!?!?!
 
2017-07-31 10:41:00 AM  
img.fark.net

You spin me right round, baby
Right round on the record, baby
Right round round round
 
2017-07-31 10:41:43 AM  

sirrerun: Gotta love the Mooch. How could anybody not love the Mooch?


For what it's worth, I don't like any manchild that wears mirrored, aviator shades to hide the fact that he's about to burst into tears at any given second.
 
2017-07-31 10:42:47 AM  

Boo_Guy: [img.fark.net image 500x212]


That's awesome.
 
2017-07-31 10:43:22 AM  
Atomic Blonde Soundtrack 04 C*cks*cker
Youtube kLyxWxYNt8A
 
2017-07-31 10:43:33 AM  
The Saga of Tony Gelato continues.
 
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