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(Politico)   The time you found out Dad doesn't take you seriously   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-07-31 02:30:35 AM  
Donnie's opinion of Ivanka declined sharply once she started cheating on him with that Jared dork.
 
2017-07-31 02:30:40 AM  
they have so far had little effect on his policies

What policies? The only thing he has that's anything even close to a policy is "Undo everything the black guy did".
 
2017-07-31 03:44:24 AM  
To be fair, Ivanka is getting a bit long in the tooth for Orange Jabba's tastes.
 
2017-07-31 05:50:52 AM  

duppy: To be fair, Ivanka is getting a bit long in the tooth for Orange Jabba's tastes.


That's why he's moved on to Hope Hicks. She's young, hot, and let's him say whatever the hell he wants in interviews that will end up defining his presidency
 
2017-07-31 07:30:54 AM  
The first time he finished on her face?
 
2017-07-31 08:04:12 AM  
My early 30s.
 
2017-07-31 08:36:27 AM  
Well the dad isn't a serious person, so the dad is mentally incapable of taking another human seriously.

/he definitely needs serious cat counsel
 
2017-07-31 08:36:34 AM  
"President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!
 
2017-07-31 08:41:38 AM  
Both Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner declined to comment for this story.

You left out the "on the record", Politico. Both this story and the New York Times story over the weekend are very obviously based on leaks from Jared and Ivanka themselves or people they've askrd to release them.
 
2017-07-31 08:42:20 AM  
In TFA: "professionalize the West Wing"

Hookers?
 
2017-07-31 08:42:29 AM  

Boo_Guy: "President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!


Or Giggity.
 
2017-07-31 08:43:43 AM  

Boo_Guy: "President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!


Everyone involved must be sooooooo tired and saggy by now.
 
2017-07-31 08:44:19 AM  

Alphax: Boo_Guy: "President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!

Or Giggity.


This not your personal er....
Oh, who am I kidding.
 
2017-07-31 08:52:36 AM  

Grungehamster: Both Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner declined to comment for this story.

You left out the "on the record", Politico. Both this story and the New York Times story over the weekend are very obviously based on leaks from Jared and Ivanka themselves or people they've askrd to release them.


And they seem to be following the strategy of the best way to communicate with Donnie is to get the info into the News. Maybe if this makes this onto Fox TV he might react to it.
 
2017-07-31 08:53:23 AM  
She should take a lesson from Game of Thrones. Cersei got her brother back on-board pretty effectively.
 
2017-07-31 08:55:16 AM  
So in the end, Ivanka is just like every other woman in Trump's sphere; good for her looks and not much else.

I'm shocked.  Shocked I say!
 
2017-07-31 08:55:38 AM  
fark Trump, his wife, his kids and their spouses. Ivanka's little pet projects were never going anywhere. Melania's anti-cyber bullying campaign was always a joke because her husband is a thin-skinned asshole that bullies everyone. Jared, Eric and Don Jr are just there to make money. fark'em all.
 
2017-07-31 08:56:59 AM  
Do anyone think that ivanka actually gives a shiat about anything she claims to support?   She is just as much of a grifter as her father.  Her act was meant to give moderates an excuse to vote trump.
 
2017-07-31 09:01:33 AM  

Alphax: Boo_Guy: "President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!

Or Giggity.


Not when it's 45 and Kush doing the double teaming.

Unless wrinkles and spray tan is your thing, NTTAWWT.
 
2017-07-31 09:03:01 AM  
She finds the limits of her power in the WH?

 HELLO, SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE! IT.SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN "APPEARANCE OF IMPROPRIETY" FROM DAY FARKING ONE.
 
2017-07-31 09:04:41 AM  
This list makes a great drinking game.

There are 12 Step programs for having grown up in a dysfunctional family heritage, which can include parents and children for generations. some of the characteristics of a candidate for this kind of cult are:

* Fear of losing control.

* maintain control over their behaviour and feelings. They also try to control the behaviour and feelings of others. They do this because they are afraid not because they want to hurt themselves or others. They fear that if they relinquish control their lives will get worse, and they can become very anxious when they are not able to control a situation.

* fear of Emotions or Feelings

* tend to bury their feelings (particularly anger and sadness) since childhood and are not able to feel or express emotions easily. Ultimately they fear all powerful emotions and even fear positive emotions like fun and joy.

Avoid conflict

* fear of people who are in authority, people who are angry, and do not take personal criticism very well. Often they misinterpret assertiveness for anger. Therefore, they are constantly seeking approval of others whilst losing their identities in the process. Frequently they isolate themselves.

* A high burden of responsibility and constant approval seeking

* oversensitive to the needs of others. Their self-esteem comes from others' judgments of them, thus having the compulsive need to be perfectionists and be accepted.

* An inability to relax and have fun.

* cannot have fun because it is stressful, especially when others are watching. The child inside is frightened, and in an effort to appear perfect, exercises strict self-control.

* Harsh self-criticism and low self esteem

* weighed down with a very low sense of self-esteem and respect, no matter how competent they may be.

* Denial

* Whenever they feel threatened, they tend to deny that which provoke their fears.

* Difficulties with intimacy

* fear intimacy because it makes them feel that they lost control. They have difficulties expressing their needs and consequently have problems with their sexuality, and repeat relationship patterns.

* Develop a victim mentality
* may either be passive or aggressive victims, and are often attracted to others like them whether in friendships, career and love relationships.

* compulsive behaviour

* eat compulsively or become workaholics. They may become addicted and co-dependent in a relationship, or behave compulsively in other ways. Sadly, they may abuse alcohol and become alcoholics like their parents or relatives.

More comfortable living in chaos or drama than in peace

* addicted to chaos and drama, which gives them their adrenaline fix and feelings of power and control.


* often in relationships with people they can rescue.

* abandonment issues

* will do anything to save a relationship, rather than face the pain of abandonment even if the relationship is unhealthy.

* Tendency to see everything and everyone in extremes, when under pressure

* highly susceptible to stress-related illnesses.

* suffering from an accumulation of grief.

* frequently depressed. Losses experienced during their childhood were often never grieved for because the alcoholic family doesn't tolerate intense uncomfortable feelings.

* overreaction to outside changes

* remain hyper vigilant, constantly scanning their surroundings for potential catastrophes.

* attracted to Compulsive Personalities

* Many lose themselves in their relationship with others and sometimes find themselves attracted to alcoholics or other compulsive personalities - such as workaholics. They are generally attracted to those who are emotionally unavailable.

* Adult children sometimes like to be the "rescuer" and will form relationships with others who need their help, to the extent of neglecting their own needs. What happens is that they place the focus on the needs of someone else whilst not having to examine their own difficulties and shortcomings.

* They can be in denial, develop poor coping strategies, have an inability to problem solve and form dysfunctional relationships.
 
2017-07-31 09:05:32 AM  
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Trump doesn't respect his daughter?  You don't say?
 
2017-07-31 09:12:55 AM  

Grungehamster: Both Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner declined to comment for this story.

You left out the "on the record", Politico. Both this story and the New York Times story over the weekend are very obviously based on leaks from Jared and Ivanka themselves or people they've askrd to release them.


It's sooo obvious this came directly from them. I wouldn't be surprised if they had directly written words for this story.

They're not even good at manipulating the press well.
 
2017-07-31 09:15:12 AM  
The day Ivanka starts doing porn is the day I will give a fark about her.

Complicit coont.
 
2017-07-31 09:15:32 AM  

webron: Do anyone think that ivanka actually gives a shiat about anything she claims to support?   She is just as much of a grifter as her father.  Her act was meant to give moderates an excuse to vote trump.


I think she was trying to get some victories under her belt because she is hoping to run for office too. Everything she has done since he was elected indicates that she was hoping to be taken seriously. She was hoping that the seat warming at the G20 summit, the fake "devoted working mom" social media explosion, and her attempt to act like she isn't a vapid daddy's girl, would make her seem like a calm port in a storm. Judging by the Trump supporters that want Ivanka to be the first woman president, it's working. Yeah, that's just what we need, another dilettante who has been handed everything but acts like they earned it.
 
2017-07-31 09:16:31 AM  

the_innkeeper: She finds the limits of her power in the WH?

 HELLO, SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE! IT.SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN "APPEARANCE OF IMPROPRIETY" FROM DAY FARKING ONE.


The hypocrisy has been mentioned many times, but can you *imagine* the outrage in the alternate scenario if Chelsea Clinton had been acting as Ivanka has been for the past six months?
 
2017-07-31 09:17:50 AM  
FTA: "It's unrealistic, unfair and cruel to expect her to change climate policy and pre-K and women's issues in six months."

It's unrealistic, unfair, and cruel to lie to the public about working on climate policy, pre-K, and women's issues when you had no plans to do so.
 
2017-07-31 09:21:32 AM  
I love the attempt to paint Ivanka and Jared as "good guys" here, by comparing them to Daddy Two Scoops.

Folks, they all suck. They couldn't give a wet squirt about you.

Jaymark108: It's unrealistic, unfair, and cruel to lie to the public about working on climate policy, pre-K, and women's issues when you had no plans to do so.


Exactly. The article is a huge pile of bullshiat.
 
2017-07-31 09:22:47 AM  

Grungehamster: Both this story and the New York Times story over the weekend are very obviously based on leaks from Jared and Ivanka themselves


Yeah, this is just embarrassing:

"Ivanka is totes trying really hard to stop all the bad stuff my dad the president is doing! I'm She's a liberal, honest! Please don't stop buying all my her high quality and fashionable products!"
 
2017-07-31 09:26:40 AM  
She's not there to craft policy; she never was.

IMO, she's there to be a Trump whisperer. The Trump family knows the old man is sundowning and she's there to patiently try explain to her father the complex issues he faces daily. All of the things he chooses not to, or simply cannot understand.

For that kind of thing, Trump needs a relative; someone he can trust and he can't just fire instead of an advisor that can blabber to the press if the working relationship goes south.
 
2017-07-31 09:33:31 AM  
Why do we continue to pretend she has any good to say or do?  If we're going to make assumptions, the logical assumption would be that she's as every bit as terrible as her father and brothers.  Her choice in husbands only reinforces that theory.
 
2017-07-31 09:50:33 AM  

Smoking GNU: Boo_Guy: "President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!

Everyone involved must be sooooooo tired and saggy by now.


My first thought is that the stank would be palpable.
 
2017-07-31 09:53:55 AM  
Ivanka, your dad is losing his mind, and if you were any kind of daughter at all you'd be live on CNN announcing it instead of being complicit in his destruction of the country.
 
2017-07-31 09:57:59 AM  

TelemonianAjax: Smoking GNU: Boo_Guy: "President Donald Trump's daughter had been double-teamed for weeks.."

Eeeeew!

Everyone involved must be sooooooo tired and saggy by now.

My first thought is that the stank would be palpable.


Like, sculpt handfuls of it right from the air into a piece of furniture palpable. Maybe an oversized ottoman to help with the double teaming.
 
2017-07-31 10:03:02 AM  
That decision to limit transgenders in the military was made without any consultation (not just Jared and Ivanka)
He watched Fox or some other right wing outlet. They said the sex change surgery costs more than an aircraft carrier. So Donny 2 scoops got on the bowl with his phone in hand and sent out his new proclamation.
 
2017-07-31 10:20:44 AM  

fusillade762: they have so far had little effect on his policies

What policies? The only thing he has that's anything even close to a policy is "Undo everything the black guy did".


Well, that and "let LEOs do whatever the hell they want".
 
2017-07-31 10:32:05 AM  
Alternatively Ivanka and Jared don't really care about LGBT rights except in public.

White House officials said the first daughter was surprised by her father's posts; in the past, Trump has been a supporter of gay rights. Ivanka Trump, according to these officials, learned of the decision when she saw her father's tweet on her phone

Right because this WH would never lie.
Define Trump's support of gay rights, he was cool with his buddy Cohen(spelling?) being a gay?
 
2017-07-31 10:37:47 AM  
Donnie's opinion of Ivanka declines sharply once she started cheating on him with that Jared dork after he ejaculates.
 
2017-07-31 10:42:34 AM  

Grungehamster: Both Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner declined to comment for this story.

You left out the "on the record", Politico. Both this story and the New York Times story over the weekend are very obviously based on leaks from Jared and Ivanka themselves or people they've askrd to release them.


Comey?
 
2017-07-31 10:44:27 AM  

fusillade762: they have so far had little effect on his policies
What policies? The only thing he has that's anything even close to a policy is "Undo everything the black guy did".


There's also "abuse brown immigrants".  He put that into effect immediately and hasn't been stopped.  Since it doesn't include building a wall, it is often ignored by both friends and foes, but it certainly is his biggest policy.

Everything else appears to be in shambles.  But ICE policy has certainly changed.  And it isn't exactly !Obama, as Obama deported a lot more than W. Bush.  It is only !Obama in "how can I do this in the most assholish way possible"?
 
2017-07-31 10:57:04 AM  
It's amazing how many media outlets are so eager to run with these puff pieces designed to pump up the image of Ivanka and her husband.
 
2017-07-31 12:19:56 PM  
In the past, contrary to what the article says, Trump was never a supporter of gay rights. He was against marriage rights for gay people. During the election, when pressed by Chris Wallace, Trump said he would consider appointing a justice to the Supreme Court who would overturn the right of gay people to marry. And he did just that with Gorsuch. Trump said he would be "great for gays," but Trump lies.

Also, there is absolutely no evidence that Jared or Ivanka tried to temper Trump's views on human rights for the LGBT peoples. The Kushners are attractive-looking people. They are groomed and dressed as only money can groom and dress people. There is, however, no reason to believe they are any more attractive than Donald.
 
2017-07-31 12:45:31 PM  

GameSprocket: She should take a lesson from Game of Thrones. Cersei got her brother back on-board pretty effectively.


This can't be based on Game of Thrones because in the show, the old woman outsmarted the incestuous blonde asshole.
 
2017-07-31 02:08:18 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: GameSprocket: She should take a lesson from Game of Thrones. Cersei got her brother back on-board pretty effectively.

This can't be based on Game of Thrones because in the show, the old woman outsmarted the incestuous blonde asshole.


Miss last night's show?
SPOILER
The incestuous blondes are winning and the only thing the old biddy did was dig the knife in after she swallowed poison, going to suck for anyone related to her who survived the battle.
 
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