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(The Hill)   "To be fair, Trump tried to swat the fly, but gave up after it kept high-fiving his tiny hand"   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-07-29 05:00:08 AM  
What a dick.
 
2017-07-29 05:13:42 AM  
I don't feel bad about anything that happens to anyone who works directly for Trump. They knew who they chose to work for, they thought that they could profit from it in some manner, and it came back to bite them in the arse.

Boo farking hoo.
 
2017-07-29 05:15:33 AM  
And like a good little lackey Priebus did it.
 
2017-07-29 06:38:17 AM  
Oval office flies are a constant problem.

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2017-07-29 08:10:44 AM  
Obama Kills Fly During Interview
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2017-07-29 08:27:20 AM  
And then the murders began.

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2017-07-29 08:29:59 AM  
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2017-07-29 08:32:43 AM  

ginandbacon: [YouTube video]


Now you're making me miss him again. He's a better man than Trump in just about every way.
 
2017-07-29 08:56:28 AM  
Oh to be a fly on the wall...
 
2017-07-29 08:57:27 AM  
They needed to kill the fly before they could cook meth for Mooch

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2017-07-29 09:08:24 AM  
I seriously can't really imagine someone doing that, or even the lesser variant of asking you to go fetch coffee. Before I could think I'd being telling them to fark off. Can't help thinking these people have been giving off sycophantic vibes and encouraging him. .
 
2017-07-29 09:21:25 AM  
Just when I thought he had plumbed the depths of evil.
 
2017-07-29 09:22:02 AM  

J Noble Daggett: I seriously can't really imagine someone doing that, or even the lesser variant of asking you to go fetch coffee. Before I could think I'd being telling them to fark off. Can't help thinking these people have been giving off sycophantic vibes and encouraging him. .


Don't forget Trump has the big, red, get-me-a-diet-coke button on the resolute desk.
 
2017-07-29 09:22:29 AM  

Johnny Rockets: What a twat.


IMO
 
2017-07-29 09:23:09 AM  

clodcomplex: Oh to be a fly on the wall...


*splat*
 
2017-07-29 09:24:05 AM  
And yet another excellent headline.
 
2017-07-29 09:24:40 AM  
Trump is a bully. A thin skinned masochist who's only interest is being constantly reminded by sycophants that he is the most important person ever. He's a 70 year old child.
 
2017-07-29 09:25:28 AM  

kidgenius: J Noble Daggett: I seriously can't really imagine someone doing that, or even the lesser variant of asking you to go fetch coffee. Before I could think I'd being telling them to fark off. Can't help thinking these people have been giving off sycophantic vibes and encouraging him. .

Don't forget Trump has the big, red, get-me-a-diet-coke button on the resolute desk.


That wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't right next to the big, red, launch nukes button.
 
2017-07-29 09:25:50 AM  
"The Wall Street Journal reported Friday night that Trump wasn't happywith Priebus because he didn't fire back at newly hired White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci following the publication of an explosive interview in which Scaramucci called Priebus a "f--- paranoid schizophrenic.""

So, Trump fired him because he wasn't providing a sufficient level of amusement?
 
2017-07-29 09:31:04 AM  

MmmmBacon: I don't feel bad about anything that happens to anyone who works directly for Trump. They knew who they chose to work for, they thought that they could profit from it in some manner, and it came back to bite them in the arse.

Boo farking hoo.


You know who I almost feel badly for after reading tfa? Trump's kids.

From tfa, Trump began calling Preibus "weak" (repeatedly to other staffers) when he, Preibus, didn't defend himself against Scaramucci's calling him names.

Trump is a stupid, cruel man who pits people against each other in some perpetual dick-measuring contest - and whoever "wins" gets to stay and stroke his ego. I shudder to think how that might have warped his kids - and his wives.

Not fit to be POTUS? Not even fit as a human being.
 
2017-07-29 09:32:04 AM  

scanman61: "The Wall Street Journal reported Friday night that Drumpf wasn't happywith Priebus because he didn't fire back at newly hired White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci following the publication of an explosive interview in which Scaramucci called Priebus a "f--- paranoid schizophrenic.""

So, Drumpf fired him because he wasn't providing a sufficient level of amusement?


Yeah, Reince wasn't childish enough, apparently.
 
2017-07-29 09:32:35 AM  
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2017-07-29 09:33:42 AM  
Come on America, please swing back to the left, or at least reason, in 2018/20.

This is just... I haven't the words.
 
2017-07-29 09:34:50 AM  
How pathetic or needy does someone have to be to willingly take that kind of humiliation to keep a salaried position that no one really wants?  At this rate, illegal immigrants will soon be the only people willing to work as white house staffers.
 
2017-07-29 09:35:15 AM  
It's a good thing too, because Obama sent that fly to spy on Trump.
 
2017-07-29 09:36:13 AM  

Armchair_Invective: How pathetic or needy does someone have to be to willingly take that kind of humiliation to keep a salaried position that no one really wants?  At this rate, illegal immigrants will soon be the only people willing to work as white house staffers.


And that, would be like rain on your wedding day.
 
2017-07-29 09:37:07 AM  

Lackofname: It's a good thing too, because Obama sent that fly to spy on Trump.


Omfg! The Offal Office was bugged!
 
2017-07-29 09:38:10 AM  
You have to wonder what other debasing things the rest of Trump's sycophants are being forced to do...
 
2017-07-29 09:38:36 AM  
"It reached a fever pitch of the president complaining about Reince to all of us," the official said. "If we heard it once, we heard it 20 times in the last week - this erosion of confidence. The word was 'weak' - 'weak,' 'weak,' 'weak.' 'Can't get it done.'"

Trump really thinks he's the strong, tough one being dragged down because everyone around him is weak. What a treat this guy is.
 
2017-07-29 09:41:51 AM  

J Noble Daggett: I seriously can't really imagine someone doing that, or even the lesser variant of asking you to go fetch coffee. Before I could think I'd being telling them to fark off. Can't help thinking these people have been giving off sycophantic vibes and encouraging him. .


Consider it might have been a type of shock.

I worked, briefly, for a man who advertised for an office position to discover most of it was bullshiat. In the time I was there 1) One of the owners *waited* in the office kitchen for me to arrive, put down purse, keys, turn on p/c, sit down and then called "are you making coffee, I've been here 20 minutes already" 2) the man who hired me had his desk positioned 4 feet behind mine and would call out a phone number, wait for me to dial it, ask the person to wait, and then pick up 3) when I wasn't terribly occupied with those tasks, the wife of the owner asked me to clean the office cat box.

I was in denial for about 48 hours and quit when the most casual sort of cleaning up after the previous office help made it clear they were cutting corners. It wasn't a year before they were up on charges.

Sometimes you have a job and are asked to do things that you do thinking the boss is odd before you realize their oddity is going to get you nowhere but less employable elsewhere.
 
2017-07-29 09:43:19 AM  
If all of that is true, and I'm sure it is, we're probably going to see our first active shooter in the white house before trumps term is up...
 
2017-07-29 09:44:17 AM  
For the record NSA...I'm referring to disgruntled employees...not me...
 
2017-07-29 09:46:10 AM  
The official told the Post that Trump's complaints about Priebus had ramped up in recent weeks.

Sooo let's talk about how ousting Preibus was gonna solve all those leaks.
 
2017-07-29 09:47:24 AM  
Trump just wants to be able to boast that he can pick up a phone and have someone killed.
 
2017-07-29 09:47:34 AM  
Preibus was supposed to be the establishment GOP guy in the inner circle. Their conduit to trump, the person to help transition and give him some establishment GOP cred. Instead he kills flies for his master ala Renfield and gets shiat canned. It's a slight stream of piss in the GOP's face that they'll treat like lemonade for now. Hopefully we'll begin to see some internecine war with in the GOP soon as they carve themselves to death. Can't happen soon enough.
 
2017-07-29 09:47:51 AM  

MmmmBacon: I don't feel bad about anything that happens to anyone who works directly for Trump. They knew who they chose to work for, they thought that they could profit from it in some manner, and it came back to bite them in the arse.

Boo farking hoo.


I flip back and forth between quitting after 2 hours (I didn't think it could possibly be that bad - but I was wrong) or stick it out until fired (I thought my country needed me, considering the president is dangerously stupid).
 
2017-07-29 09:48:05 AM  

italie: For the record NSA...I'm referring to disgruntled employees...not me...


won't be priebus - he's issued a statement that he's still a Trump fan.

took me a few minutes to pin point why that bothered me

once you see why that is wrong, it is clear what is wrong with the white house right now - aside from the whole "not actually elected by the American people" part, of course
 
2017-07-29 09:49:25 AM  

Boo_Guy: kidgenius: J Noble Daggett: I seriously can't really imagine someone doing that, or even the lesser variant of asking you to go fetch coffee. Before I could think I'd being telling them to fark off. Can't help thinking these people have been giving off sycophantic vibes and encouraging him. .

Don't forget Trump has the big, red, get-me-a-diet-coke button on the resolute desk.

That wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't right next to the big, red, launch nukes button.


I keep telling myself that they've disconnected that button. That if the shiat ever hits the fan, they'll have Trump in the oval office giving orders, but it'll be a complete fake newsfeed and spoofed iphone connection. Meanwhile outside, Pence and the next 5 or so people in command lock the door and sign the paperwork removing him from power, then go fight the war.
I keep telling myself that.
 
2017-07-29 09:49:36 AM  
and the leaks continue...

excellent
 
2017-07-29 09:51:03 AM  

shastacola: Trump is a bully. A thin skinned masochist who's only interest is being constantly reminded by sycophants that he is the most important person ever. He's a 70 year old child.


The President of the United States is the adult version of my first girlfriend's six-year-old little brother, who while playing video games would yell across the house, "MOOOOOOM! I'M THIRSTY!!! GET ME A POP!!!!!!" If she was too slow, he'd call her names.

Although in his case, instead of becoming POTUS, he ran a red lightning and killed an old lady in his early 20s.
 
2017-07-29 09:51:04 AM  
The administration deserves fly tape strips hanging from the oval office ceiling. It fits.
 
2017-07-29 09:51:20 AM  
"If we heard it once, we heard it 20 times in the last week - this erosion of confidence. The word was 'weak' - 'weak,' 'weak,' 'weak.' 'Can't get it done.'"

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2017-07-29 09:52:21 AM  
"Jesus, you call that killing a fly? A four year old girl couod kill a fly better than that. What a loser. Hey Bannon get in here, I want you to see this little girl try to kill a fly. Get McMaster too, he'll love this. What a pussy! Now cry, little girl! Cry because you can't even kill a fly! Ha ha ha! Let's make him wear a dress while he kills a fly!"

*pause*

"Asshole. I told you to put on a dress. I'm the farking president. Put on a dress, or the secret service guys will help you."

*pause*

"Jesus you're the ugliest four year old girl I've ever seen. You should kill yourself. Now dance."

*pause*

"Ok everybody else out, now."
 
2017-07-29 09:52:31 AM  

parasol: MmmmBacon: I don't feel bad about anything that happens to anyone who works directly for Trump. They knew who they chose to work for, they thought that they could profit from it in some manner, and it came back to bite them in the arse.

Boo farking hoo.

You know who I almost feel badly for after reading tfa? Trump's kids.

From tfa, Trump began calling Preibus "weak" (repeatedly to other staffers) when he, Preibus, didn't defend himself against Scaramucci's calling him names.

Trump is a stupid, cruel man who pits people against each other in some perpetual dick-measuring contest - and whoever "wins" gets to stay and stroke his ego. I shudder to think how that might have warped his kids - and his wives.

Not fit to be POTUS? Not even fit as a human being.


A story that struck me about Trump can back you up.

Trump showed up at Junior's college to pick him up for a baseball game. His son greeted him in typical college clothing. His father smacked him across the face and told him to put a suit on, turned and went back to the car.

He's an absolutely disgusting human being.
 
2017-07-29 09:53:28 AM  

gilatrout: and the leaks continue...

excellent


Their obsession with leaks means that some, if not most, of what we hear has been leaked is real. If it was made up sh*t, I wouldn't suspect there's a leak because it wouldn't match what I know had been going on at the WH. It be obvious they're making it up.
 
2017-07-29 09:55:20 AM  
He should have waited for the fly to land on trump's face and then smash it.
 
2017-07-29 09:55:20 AM  

skozlaw: "If we heard it once, we heard it 20 times in the last week - this erosion of confidence. The word was 'weak' - 'weak,' 'weak,' 'weak.' 'Can't get it done.'"

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Is there a prize for the millionth time that damn cartoon is posted?
 
2017-07-29 09:58:09 AM  
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2017-07-29 10:01:48 AM  

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I'm not sure you posting a picture of what seems to be a visible fart is going to do much more than cement your fark reputation.

At least you amuse yourself.
 
2017-07-29 10:03:04 AM  

parasol: J Noble Daggett: I seriously can't really imagine someone doing that, or even the lesser variant of asking you to go fetch coffee. Before I could think I'd being telling them to fark off. Can't help thinking these people have been giving off sycophantic vibes and encouraging him. .

Consider it might have been a type of shock.

I worked, briefly, for a man who advertised for an office position to discover most of it was bullshiat. In the time I was there 1) One of the owners *waited* in the office kitchen for me to arrive, put down purse, keys, turn on p/c, sit down and then called "are you making coffee, I've been here 20 minutes already" 2) the man who hired me had his desk positioned 4 feet behind mine and would call out a phone number, wait for me to dial it, ask the person to wait, and then pick up 3) when I wasn't terribly occupied with those tasks, the wife of the owner asked me to clean the office cat box.

I was in denial for about 48 hours and quit when the most casual sort of cleaning up after the previous office help made it clear they were cutting corners. It wasn't a year before they were up on charges.

Sometimes you have a job and are asked to do things that you do thinking the boss is odd before you realize their oddity is going to get you nowhere but less employable elsewhere.


Wow.
Attempting to process. Regards making the coffee there are two options. They are in some special way dysfunctional around any kitchen or kitchen-like appliances that they literally can't operate the coffee maker and need someone else to do so, or they just feel it's not their job. For the former, that's why they had to hire someone, for the latter, fark them.

Regarding the phoning, it's classic power politics. These are the people that led to the rise in spam email, deep sense of inadequacy and very small dicks. Lastly, I wonder who cleaned their cat box at home. My attitude about cats renders my potential responses to that point problematic.
 
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