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(The Smoking Gun) Boobies Uniformed Hooters waitress busted   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Boobies, uniformed Hooters waitress, Crime, Cook County, Illinois, revealing Hooters t-shirt, Chicago, disorderly conduct, Uniform, suburban Chicago branch  
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11376 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jul 2017 at 7:58 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-07-28 04:00:59 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2017-07-28 04:17:56 PM  
It was my fault. Those waitresses were fighting over getting to serve my table. I know because they were explaining to me how glad they were to have a cool guy like me there instead of the usual losers they usually deal with.
 
2017-07-28 04:28:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 04:47:06 PM  

Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?


commlinks.com

Well it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions
 
2017-07-28 08:01:31 PM  
Well, her name is Debreca. What did you expect?
 
2017-07-28 08:04:52 PM  
I'd buffalo her wings, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2017-07-28 08:05:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:05:38 PM  
What a uniformed hooter may look like:

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:06:32 PM  
Young Frankenstein - What Knockers.avi
Youtube t9K9wiH2Lko
 
2017-07-28 08:08:29 PM  
Ooo, that's a tussle I wouldn't mind witnessing.

/I got nothing
//I love titties
 
2017-07-28 08:08:57 PM  
Remember Foobies?  Me neither.
 
2017-07-28 08:08:59 PM  
Well, unlike much of our government, at least she is qualified for her job.

/I could see her as head waitress
 
2017-07-28 08:09:03 PM  
I read that as "Uninformed Hooters waitress busted".

Thought if that's a crime then they're all in peril.
 
2017-07-28 08:09:20 PM  
I think I will need to monitor this situation and keep abreast of any new developments.
 
2017-07-28 08:09:28 PM  
Read that as "uninformed" Hooters waitress and thought: "you're gonna have to be a lot more specific".
 
2017-07-28 08:10:47 PM  
busted ... hehehe ... busted

/hehehe
//busted
///hehehe
 
2017-07-28 08:12:53 PM  
Tin Roof...Busted
 
2017-07-28 08:14:24 PM  

Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?


img.fark.net
Obligatory image of the woman who said that in "The Naked Gun 2 1/2". Didn't they also use that joke in an episode of "Police Squad"?
 
2017-07-28 08:15:44 PM  
img.fark.net

TFA
 
2017-07-28 08:18:07 PM  
If office workplace drama is wearing you down, quit and join the ranks of the restaurant biz. You'll start understanding why women watch soaps, shiat is juicy and scandalous.
 
2017-07-28 08:18:18 PM  
Bear's QB Mitchell Trubisky had the foresight to previously  comment via Twitter:

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:18:20 PM  

uber humper: [img.fark.net image 362x396]

TFA


She looks like a 15 year old.
 
2017-07-28 08:19:57 PM  

roc6783: Remember Foobies?  Me neither.


That's how I found fark, a long, long time ago...
 
2017-07-28 08:21:43 PM  

rightylefty: roc6783: Remember Foobies?  Me neither.

That's how I found fark, a long, long time ago...


Not that long ago. There used to be Bobbies links right on the main page! The main page!
 
2017-07-28 08:22:26 PM  

WTFDYW: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 362x396]

TFA

She looks like a 15 year old.


You think so???  TFA says 25. I think she looks about 22.
 
2017-07-28 08:23:16 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:23:30 PM  

BadReligion: rightylefty: roc6783: Remember Foobies?  Me neither.

That's how I found fark, a long, long time ago...

Not that long ago. There used to be Bobbies links right on the main page! The main page!


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:24:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:26:05 PM  
img.fark.net


I'm trying to raise the testosterone around here.  It's been in decline.
 
2017-07-28 08:27:23 PM  
Hooters is still in business? They closed both Of them newr me years ago...
Anyway, cute, qualified for the job... wheres the pic of the other one though?
 
2017-07-28 08:27:55 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:27:59 PM  
So where is the other mug?
 
2017-07-28 08:29:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-28 08:36:17 PM  
Who won? We all did.
 
2017-07-28 08:38:52 PM  
oh look, a tussle
pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-07-28 08:46:47 PM  
thesmokinggun.com
I don't like the looks of her. They should throw her in that 24/7 all women prison where they just shower all the time on webcam.
 
2017-07-28 08:49:22 PM  

uber humper: [img.fark.net image 362x396]

TFA


TFA?  Titties From the Article?
 
2017-07-28 08:51:14 PM  

ybishop: Well, her name is Debreca. What did you expect?


She's-a Debreca house
She's-a mighty mighty
Just-a lettin' it all-a hang out
 
2017-07-28 08:53:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd buffalo her wings, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


Is ranch her dressing, if you know what I mean.
 
2017-07-28 08:54:31 PM  
nice rack
 
2017-07-28 08:55:09 PM  

danceswithcrows: Mentat: Is this some kind of bust?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]
Obligatory image of the woman who said that in "The Naked Gun 2 1/2". Didn't they also use that joke in an episode of "Police Squad"?


Right you are.

Police Squad Bust
Youtube 1S2wjSvX2D8
 
2017-07-28 08:59:14 PM  

ybishop: Well, her name is Debreca. What did you expect?


A sister named Rebeborah.
 
2017-07-28 09:09:13 PM  
 
2017-07-28 09:11:55 PM  
But is the food any good.
 
2017-07-28 09:23:11 PM  

uber humper: WTFDYW: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 362x396]

TFA

She looks like a 15 year old.

You think so???  TFA says 25. I think she looks about 22.


I'm old, I guess.
 
2017-07-28 09:24:49 PM  

uber humper: [img.fark.net image 319x480]


I'm trying to raise the testosterone around here.  It's been in decline.


Doing good. Keep up the good work.
 
2017-07-28 09:25:57 PM  

cyberspacedout: Right you are.


Thanks for finding that. It's nice to know that I wasn't imagining it.

crow202.org
(in case you needed a reminder of what waitresses at Hooters might look like.)
 
2017-07-28 09:26:27 PM  
img.fark.net

I'd pay her $120 bond, if you know what I mean.
 
2017-07-28 09:38:17 PM  
Uniformed Hooters waitress busted
i.imgur.com
 
2017-07-28 09:41:38 PM  

WTFDYW: uber humper: WTFDYW: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 362x396]

TFA

She looks like a 15 year old.

You think so???  TFA says 25. I think she looks about 22.

I'm old, I guess.


You're old or you hang around with some haggered 15 year olds.
 
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