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(Gizmodo)   Game of Thrones' Hot Pie opens "You Know Nothing, John Dough" bakery to sell direwolf bread. No word yet on Bolton Sausage Factory and Gendry's Rowing Camp (contains spoilers from most recent episode)   ( io9.gizmodo.com) divider line
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2017-07-27 02:52:08 PM  
Hopefully HBO nor George RR Martin have a problem with this.
 
2017-07-27 04:14:51 PM  
Is Stannis going to open a tutoring service?
 
2017-07-27 04:30:43 PM  
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2017-07-27 04:52:54 PM  
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This guy seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Jon Snow.
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-07-27 04:53:50 PM  
I prefer the blackened shireen-style catfish.
 
2017-07-27 04:57:16 PM  
There's a character named Hot Pie?
 
2017-07-27 04:58:53 PM  
Arry's meat pies.
 
2017-07-27 05:01:17 PM  

gopher321: Hopefully HBO nor George RR Martin have a problem with this.


That could be the reason for spelling it 'John'.
 
2017-07-27 05:02:15 PM  

abhorrent1: There's a character named Hot Pie?


He browns the butter.
 
2017-07-27 05:07:08 PM  
The Bolton sygil is the Flayed Man.
Wouldn't they be selling Human Rinds?
 
2017-07-27 05:12:01 PM  
Now I'm hungry for some Khaleesi horse heart tarts.
 
2017-07-27 05:14:33 PM  
That noise you hear is not an army of White Walkers but HBO's lawyers typing up cease and desist notices.
 
2017-07-27 05:15:45 PM  

sotua: Arry's meat pies.


You should try Shae's fish pie.
 
2017-07-27 05:18:19 PM  
Still waiting for someone to open up Baratheon Family Barbecue.

/or The Hound's Chicken Shack
 
2017-07-27 05:21:56 PM  

abhorrent1: There's a character named Hot Pie?


There's another named shiatmouth (my personal favorite), but I don't remember seeing him on the show.
 
2017-07-27 05:23:33 PM  
Come to the Twins for a 'Red Wedding Surprise'.
 
2017-07-27 05:34:32 PM  

stk: I prefer the blackened shireen-style catfish.


You are an awful, awful, awful human being.

Funnied!
 
2017-07-27 05:43:30 PM  
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Heard they're under new ownership, but the wine is to die for.
 
2017-07-27 05:46:21 PM  
Well, it'd be rude not to eat his pie. Which I assume is not only hot, but moist.

/although hopefully not flaky
 
2017-07-27 05:50:44 PM  

semiotix


Well, it'd be rude not to eat his pie. Which I assume is not only hot, but moist.

/although hopefully not flaky


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2017-07-27 05:55:55 PM  
Red Wedding Cake
 
2017-07-27 06:04:35 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: moist


Stop saying that
 
2017-07-27 06:15:40 PM  

BadReligion: Is Stannis going to open a tutoring service?


Adoption agency and/or day care.

Though it is awesome that Hot Pie is doing that. Good on him.
 
2017-07-27 06:16:35 PM  

abhorrent1: Englebert Slaptyback: moist

Stop saying that


i.imgur.com
 
2017-07-27 06:16:42 PM  

rikerdude: The Bolton sygil is the Flayed Man.
Wouldn't they be selling Human Rinds?


img.fark.net
It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
 
2017-07-27 06:19:42 PM  

abhorrent1: Englebert Slaptyback: moist

Stop saying that


s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com
 
2017-07-27 06:33:09 PM  

BadReligion: Is Stannis going to open a tutoring service?


There are probably less tutoring services in the North than there are in the South.
 
2017-07-27 06:34:05 PM  
How about some Frey pasties?
 
2017-07-27 06:35:41 PM  
I attempted to find a SFW picture of the pron star John Dough and it proved fruitless.
 
2017-07-27 06:37:18 PM  

meera's frog spear: BadReligion: Is Stannis going to open a tutoring service?

There are probably less tutoring services in the North than there are in the South.


Fewer.  You obviously grew up in the north.
 
2017-07-27 06:40:19 PM  

AquaTatanka: meera's frog spear: BadReligion: Is Stannis going to open a tutoring service?

There are probably less tutoring services in the North than there are in the South.

Fewer.  You obviously grew up in the north.


It was a setup for the Stannis "Fewer" gif.
 
2017-07-27 06:57:20 PM  

meera's frog spear: AquaTatanka: meera's frog spear: BadReligion: Is Stannis going to open a tutoring service?

There are probably less tutoring services in the North than there are in the South.

Fewer.  You obviously grew up in the north.

It was a setup for the Stannis "Fewer" gif.


I corrected it in my head as that scene unfolded on television.  I laughed out loud when Stannis said fewer and my wife just grimaced because she knows me to correct that particular grammatical error.
 
2017-07-27 07:01:26 PM  

Snapper Carr: That noise you hear is not an army of White Walkers but HBO's lawyers typing up cease and desist notices.


For your next Red Wedding, may we suggest
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2017-07-27 08:00:45 PM  
Cersi's Candles
 
2017-07-27 08:06:03 PM  
img.fark.net                        Lawsuits are Coming
 
2017-07-27 08:26:41 PM  
img.fark.net?
 
2017-07-27 08:45:21 PM  
"Hot Pie" is the name of my Runaways tribute band.
 
2017-07-27 09:38:00 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: [img.fark.net image 500x750]?


You succeeded where I failed.
 
2017-07-27 09:50:49 PM  
Using the name Hot Pie's and making all kinds of pies would probably have been a better option than this concept.
 
2017-07-27 10:19:51 PM  
There is a pop up GoT bar in DC. Got nuttin else.
 
2017-07-27 10:55:57 PM  
I think Arya should be the one called "hot pie".
 
2017-07-27 11:32:29 PM  
how about Greyworm's nothingburger
 
2017-07-28 06:01:16 AM  

gopher321: Hopefully HBO nor George RR Martin have a problem with this.


You really think GRRM would have a problem with bakeries?
 
2017-07-28 06:02:45 AM  

stoli n coke: gopher321: Hopefully HBO nor George RR Martin have a problem with this.

You really think GRRM would have a problem with bakeries?


Aside from his complaint that the menus aren't 65 pages long?
 
2017-07-28 06:51:15 AM  

gopher321: Hopefully HBO nor George RR Martin have a problem with this.


GRRM would be on board as long as they offer trenchers of gravy. He's all about those.
 
2017-07-28 07:23:16 AM  
How about a hearty Frey pie.
 
2017-07-28 09:04:23 AM  

stoli n coke: stoli n coke: gopher321: Hopefully HBO nor George RR Martin have a problem with this.

You really think GRRM would have a problem with bakeries?

Aside from his complaint that the menus aren't 65 pages long?


I'm picturing page-long descriptions of individual drinks, appetizers, and entrees here ( similar to the books...)

/ good job!
 
2017-07-28 09:27:59 AM  

Poopy MacPoop: [img.fark.net image 500x750]?


Didn't that guy kill himself?
 
2017-07-28 01:41:55 PM  

Count_Crackula: Still waiting for someone to open up Baratheon Family Barbecue.

/or The Hound's Chicken Shack


imo, Sandor's store should be called SAVORY FORKING CHICKEN!
 
2017-07-29 03:21:06 AM  

abhorrent1: There's a character named Hot Pie?


I found myself wondering the same thing.
 
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