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(C-SPAN)   It's been awhile, but we've got a live White House Press briefing...Indignant Huckabees to the left, Snekretary to the right   ( c-span.org) divider line
    More: Live, Washington, D.C., Sarah Huckabee Sanders, President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, Bill Clinton, United States Capitol, Spokesman Sarah Huckabee, Question  
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2017-07-26 01:52:52 PM  
Come on, Joaquin. It's pronounced like NEW-CLEAR.
 
2017-07-26 01:53:17 PM  
I'll miss Sean, but at least there's something to mock again...
 
2017-07-26 01:59:06 PM  
We've got a live feed.  And now we play the waiting game....
 
2017-07-26 01:59:56 PM  
Perhaps we need a new game: "Guess the 20th century decade Sarah's outfit comes from"
 
2017-07-26 02:00:19 PM  
I'd like to believe this is gonna be good but this will most likely suck.  But I started putting rumchatta in my coffee already so I don't care
 
2017-07-26 02:04:21 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: I'd like to believe this is gonna be good but this will most likely suck.  But I started putting rumchatta in my coffee already so I don't care


That reminds me to go get a refill and check if there's anything left in my flask.

Report: [Question about trans ban]
SHS: The tweet speaks for itself.  I haven't had a discussion with the President about that today.  He's a very busy man.  Smokebomb.
 
2017-07-26 02:05:16 PM  

ArgusRun: TheDarkSaintOfGin: I'd like to believe this is gonna be good but this will most likely suck.  But I started putting rumchatta in my coffee already so I don't care

That reminds me to go get a refill and check if there's anything left in my flask.

Report: [Question about trans ban]
SHS: The tweet speaks for itself.  I haven't had a discussion with the President about that today.  He's a very busy man.  Smokebomb.


You know most of the questions are gonna be about that
 
2017-07-26 02:07:18 PM  
Some reporter needs to ask her a question using a lot of fish puns
 
2017-07-26 02:07:21 PM  
Today could be an interesting one...
 
2017-07-26 02:07:46 PM  
Seems like she's already learned a thing or two from Spicer. Approaching 15 minutes late
 
2017-07-26 02:08:36 PM  
What time is it supposed to start?
 
2017-07-26 02:08:44 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Today could be an interesting one...


It would be if BullshiatSpice was still there, Hucka-boo-boo will just get a haughty look, tsk with annoyance, and give nonresponsive answers with a holier-than-thou attitude
 
2017-07-26 02:09:22 PM  

WI241TH: Seems like she's already learned a thing or two from Spicer. Approaching 15 minutes late


  It takes her a long time to pick out a sweater shrug.
 
2017-07-26 02:10:10 PM  

Kegovitch: What time is it supposed to start?


15 minutes ago
 
2017-07-26 02:11:32 PM  
"Sarah, with regards to the new military ban, doesn't the President have bigger fish to fry? It seems as this could be seen as an effort to distract from a floundering presidency. From up there on your perch, can you state clearly why this is not just another crappie distraction?"
 
2017-07-26 02:11:49 PM  

WI241TH: Seems like she's already learned a thing or two from Spicer. Approaching 15 minutes late


Judging dosage and timing can take weeks even with a good doctor.
 
2017-07-26 02:18:21 PM  
Sounds like they got a 15 minute warning at 2:15 for the 2PM presser
 
2017-07-26 02:19:41 PM  
Maybe she'll stroke out live.
 
2017-07-26 02:20:07 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: "Sarah, with regards to the new military ban, doesn't the President have bigger fish to fry? It seems as this could be seen as an effort to distract from a floundering presidency. From up there on your perch, can you state clearly why this is not just another crappie distraction?"


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2017-07-26 02:22:15 PM  
Wonder if she will chastise the press about not trying to be "Youtube stars" or something, and to not twist what they say, or the cameras will go off again. Like we should feel special that they deigned to give us some form of transparency.
 
2017-07-26 02:23:09 PM  
Over/Under on Twitter questions set at 2.5
 
2017-07-26 02:23:31 PM  
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I'm ready.
 
2017-07-26 02:23:35 PM  
The return of real press conferences?  A true shiat show with proper lighting, not one of those bootlegs recorded on someone's potato?

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2017-07-26 02:24:07 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Over/Under on Twitter questions set at 2.5


By Twitter I mean Skype
 
2017-07-26 02:25:05 PM  
Sounds like a Pixar movie.

Hucky Boo Boo the Wall Eye
 
2017-07-26 02:25:50 PM  
impaler is still in Montana, right?  Man, I miss Snekretary.
 
2017-07-26 02:26:23 PM  
Fark this business, I need to go get lunch.
 
2017-07-26 02:27:57 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Over/Under on Twitter questions set at 2.5

By Twitter I mean Skype


twitter is the next step or maybe they'll pull everyone's credentials and install Alex Jones as the only correspondent
 
2017-07-26 02:28:23 PM  
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2017-07-26 02:28:54 PM  
Love the new approach.  You can't lie to the press if you don't show up.
 
2017-07-26 02:29:10 PM  
Snekretary becomes Shuckretary.
 
2017-07-26 02:31:11 PM  

Mad Scientist: Perhaps we need a new game: "Guess the 20th century decade Sarah's outfit comes from"


I like "Homemade or Off the Rack" personally, but I think that might be tough.
 
2017-07-26 02:31:23 PM  

dr_blasto: Maybe she'll stroke out live.


How would anybody tell? Would her eyes start looking in the same direction?
 
2017-07-26 02:31:29 PM  
are we still waitingf or did my youtube randomly freeze?
 
2017-07-26 02:32:15 PM  
I introduced an old friend to Skekretary this last weekend over a few beverages.  Many laughs were had.
 
2017-07-26 02:33:24 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: are we still waitingf or did my youtube randomly freeze?


Still waiting.
 
2017-07-26 02:33:27 PM  

Greylight: I introduced an old friend to Snekretary this last weekend over a few beverages.  Many laughs were had.


grrrrrr
 
2017-07-26 02:33:31 PM  
They are pushing distraction hard. I imagine this is part of that.
 
2017-07-26 02:34:52 PM  
Maybe more stupid human tricks video from James O'Keefe.
 
2017-07-26 02:35:03 PM  

WI241TH: TheDarkSaintOfGin: are we still waitingf or did my youtube randomly freeze?

Still waiting.


ugh I'm gonna be too drunk to "enjoy" it at this rate.  I'm gonna be just raged instead of outraged
 
2017-07-26 02:35:21 PM  
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2017-07-26 02:35:30 PM  
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2017-07-26 02:36:29 PM  
Holy Shiat!  WTF is this madness?!  Video???
 
2017-07-26 02:36:38 PM  
Fast forward not working.  Again.
 
2017-07-26 02:37:49 PM  

vrax: Holy Shiat!  WTF is this madness?!  Video???


There's no SNL actors playing Huckabee and Scaramucci.  When SNL gets a good spoof going, the cameras will go away again.
 
2017-07-26 02:37:51 PM  
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2017-07-26 02:38:01 PM  

Mad Scientist: Perhaps we need a new game: "Guess the 20th century decade Sarah's outfit comes from"


Dunno, was it ok to make pant suit jokes during the election?  Probably shouldn't judge her for anything more than her politics.

In short: You're not helping.
 
2017-07-26 02:38:17 PM  
Oh fark this shiat. Hell nope.
 
2017-07-26 02:38:34 PM  
DeVos?  OH FARK!
 
2017-07-26 02:38:39 PM  
Jesus farking christ a novelty check on a farking white house press briefing.

fark every one of these people
 
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