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(The Raw Story)   Trump: "They're fighting over who loves me more." Who is he talking about? A. His kids B. His wives C. The White House staff   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, President of the United States, Donald Trump, counsel Robert Mueller, White House turmoil, special counsel, White House stuff, Tuesday morning tweetstorm, Wall Street Journal  
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2017-07-26 09:37:49 AM  
To be fair it could be like this
"You love him"
"No you love him"
"I don't even like him you are the one who loooves him"
 
2017-07-26 09:46:05 AM  
No, he means his best friends, John Barron, John Miller, Juan Barón, Ivan Barronvitch, Sean O'Baron, and 約翰·巴龍.
 
2017-07-26 09:49:53 AM  
D: the whole Kremlin staff.
 
2017-07-26 10:18:24 AM  

grokca: D: the whole Kremlin staff.


E) All of the above
/including yours
 
2017-07-26 10:20:10 AM  
Headline is a mess.
 
2017-07-26 10:38:35 AM  

Walker: Headline is a mess.


The whole f*cking administration is a mess.
 
2017-07-26 10:49:27 AM  
I know one person on the White House staff who loves him bestest of all -- the Mooch.
 
2017-07-26 11:03:28 AM  
He imagines himself as living Ka'aba.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2017-07-26 11:44:02 AM  

Walker: Headline is a mess.


Written in Trumplish.
DC when the crowd, great crowds they're saying best words
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2017-07-26 11:48:12 AM  
F) Trump's imaginary fans
 
2017-07-26 11:48:30 AM  
I've heard something like this before...

cdn.static-economist.com
 
2017-07-26 11:48:45 AM  

spongeboob: To be fair it could be like this
"You love him"
"No you love him"
"I don't even like him you are the one who loooves him"


done in one

/golf clap
 
2017-07-26 11:49:48 AM  

MrBallou: No, he means his best friends, John Barron, John Miller, Juan Barón, Ivan Barronvitch, Sean O'Baron, and 約翰·巴龍.


What about the international man of mystery Jim?
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-26 11:50:05 AM  
With fists, stabs to the back, light sabers, what are they fighting with?
 
2017-07-26 11:50:35 AM  
Or maybe the staff got on the Trump bus hoping it would actually go somewhere and be productive instead of becoming a 2017 remake of Speed.

/Rats, sinking ship, etc
 
2017-07-26 11:52:00 AM  

Vacation Bible School: MrBallou: No, he means his best friends, John Barron, John Miller, Juan Barón, Ivan Barronvitch, Sean O'Baron, and 約翰·巴龍.

What about the international man of mystery Jim?
[img.fark.net image 850x436]


beat me to it
 
2017-07-26 11:53:16 AM  

Vacation Bible School: MrBallou: No, he means his best friends, John Barron, John Miller, Juan Barón, Ivan Barronvitch, Sean O'Baron, and 約翰·巴龍.

What about the international man of mystery Jim?
[img.fark.net image 850x436]


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-26 11:53:53 AM  
The president of the United States is a coont.
 
2017-07-26 11:54:25 AM  
I guess that's why they constantly leak positive stories about him.
 
2017-07-26 11:54:45 AM  
D. Racists vs Misogynists
 
2017-07-26 11:55:45 AM  
Trump wants sycophants, not followers.
 
2017-07-26 11:55:53 AM  

Walker: Headline is a mess.


Clearly subby meant to add 'd) grammarians' as an option.
 
2017-07-26 11:57:16 AM  

Jack Sabbath: The president of the United States is a coont.


No.

He lacks depth and warmth.
 
2017-07-26 11:58:21 AM  
frinkiac.com
 
2017-07-26 11:58:32 AM  
JFC his term is gonna damage this country so much...
 
2017-07-26 11:59:38 AM  

megarian: Jack Sabbath: The president of the United States is a coont.

No.

He lacks depth and warmth.


He really is more like your typical lake in MN, cold, shallow, and filled with fish piss.
 
2017-07-26 12:00:24 PM  
Did you type this thing with one hand or something, subby?
 
2017-07-26 12:00:54 PM  
D: the fark mods
 
2017-07-26 12:02:23 PM  

ohioman: D: the fark mods


Yeah, between this and the Hill-NSA one below, clearly one of Drew's closer friends is on mod duty today.
 
2017-07-26 12:02:35 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2017-07-26 12:06:35 PM  
I would not be surprised if the Hair Twitler installs a Jean-Bedel Bokassa-style throne in the Oval Office, or worse yet on a sedan chair.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/8700230
 
2017-07-26 12:06:44 PM  
Criminy fark; learn how to properly punctuate.  You're missing all of these:
: . ) ) )
and you threw in these for no reason
, . . .
and changed this
W
to this
w
for some dumb reason.
 
2017-07-26 12:07:00 PM  

Mikey1969: Did you type this thing with one hand or something, subby?


This headline is why it's important to take off your mittens before you type.
 
2017-07-26 12:07:20 PM  
Republican President Trump only thinks that because his staff have learned that they have to inject constant praise of Trump into anything they're trying to communicate or else he stops paying attention.

So it's not "I love you more"  "No, I love you more", it's "I really need you to pay attention to this" "No, I really need you to pay attention to this"

/I weep for the species
 
2017-07-26 12:12:22 PM  

megarian: Jack Sabbath: The president of the United States is a coont.

No.

He lacks depth and warmth.


That...

Was an awesome post...
 
2017-07-26 12:15:49 PM  

Archidude: I've heard something like this before...

[cdn.static-economist.com image 595x335]


http://www.shmoop.com/king-lear/act-1-scene-1-summary.html
 
2017-07-26 12:16:13 PM  

MrBallou: No, he means his best friends, John Barron, John Miller, Juan Barón, Ivan Barronvitch, Sean O'Baron, and 約翰·巴龍.


So, 45 is BFF with 11.  Makes sense.
 
2017-07-26 12:19:11 PM  

RJReves: megarian: Jack Sabbath: The president of the United States is a coont.

No.

He lacks depth and warmth.

That...

Was an awesome post...


That...

Is an old joke.
 
2017-07-26 12:19:56 PM  
Is that code for; Running for the exits, calling one's lawyer, while ducking supoenas?
Fun prank idea. Hire a buddy to pretend to serve random WH staffers.
 
2017-07-26 12:20:04 PM  

Glenford: RJReves: megarian: Jack Sabbath: The president of the United States is a coont.

No.

He lacks depth and warmth.

That...

Was an awesome post...

That...

Is an old joke.


It's new to me, dammit!
 
2017-07-26 12:22:17 PM  

megarian: Jack Sabbath: The president of the United States is a coont.

No.

He lacks depth and warmth.


Way to look past the wild bush on top.
 
2017-07-26 12:23:07 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: MrBallou: No, he means his best friends, John Barron, John Miller, Juan Barón, Ivan Barronvitch, Sean O'Baron, and 約翰·巴龍.

So, 45 is BFF with 11.  Makes sense.


He doesn't seem so bad:

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-26 12:23:41 PM  
Haters are just jealous they can't afford their own pile of sycophants.
 
2017-07-26 12:25:21 PM  
They love him so much they leak more than any administration in history.  Now THAT'S love.
 
2017-07-26 12:26:06 PM  
Shine on, you crazy orange diamond.

Or just STFU and GTFO.

On further consideration, definitely the latter.
 
2017-07-26 12:26:33 PM  

bthom37: Walker: Headline is a mess.

Clearly subby meant to add 'd) grammarians' as an option.


Well I see they fixed it now.
 
2017-07-26 12:28:04 PM  
...which reminds me, has he fired Sessions yet?
 
2017-07-26 12:33:21 PM  
People are competing to use him like a muppet and he's so farking stupid he can't even understand it.
 
2017-07-26 12:47:52 PM  

Trainspotr: [frinkiac.com image 480x360]


more like a latter simpsons episode

A Moleman's Love
Youtube pNaKWYwsi1I
 
2017-07-26 01:05:58 PM  
D.NONEOFTHEABOVE
 
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