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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   "While in the back of a patrol car on Interstate 80, a suspect stripped off his clothes then defecated and ate his own feces, spitting them at Richmond officers"   ( fox40.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Contra Costa County, California, suspect, Interstate 80, Interstate Highway System, suspect's clothes, Richmond officers, Richmond Police Department, Criminal law  
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2017-07-25 08:23:24 AM  
Sounds like a real sh*t show.
 
2017-07-25 08:52:51 AM  
Beats jail food.
 
2017-07-25 08:54:58 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-25 08:58:11 AM  
He has been in before and likes the "loaf".
 
2017-07-25 09:01:36 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-25 09:14:22 AM  
GG?

Oh shiat, he's a zombie!
 
2017-07-25 09:20:01 AM  
Ta da!
 
2017-07-25 09:52:12 AM  
A cry for help or attempted suicide by cop?
 
2017-07-25 09:52:47 AM  
The Aristo-*gag*
 
2017-07-25 09:52:58 AM  
I wonder what his Fark handle is. Based on his behavior he seems like he's probably a regular on the Politics tab.
 
2017-07-25 09:53:13 AM  
He told you he was hardcore.
 
2017-07-25 09:53:37 AM  
That sounds good. Ill have that.
 
2017-07-25 09:53:43 AM  
The suspect was reached for comment, but he just sat there with a shiat-eating grin.
 
2017-07-25 09:53:47 AM  
He sounds white.
 
2017-07-25 09:53:48 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that man is not right in the head.
 
2017-07-25 09:54:29 AM  
And the worst part was the shiat-eating grin he had on his face the whole time.
 
2017-07-25 09:54:57 AM  
He eat-ed da poo poo!
 
2017-07-25 09:55:52 AM  

giantmeteor: I wonder what his Fark handle is. Based on his behavior he seems like he's probably a regular on the Politics tab.


Has anyone seen Fernt?
 
2017-07-25 09:56:39 AM  
Sounds like a real aristocrat.
 
2017-07-25 09:56:42 AM  

giantmeteor: I wonder what his Fark handle is. Based on his behavior he seems like he's probably a regular on the Politics tab.


That's an insult to the poli.....wait....not really, is it?
 
2017-07-25 09:56:49 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-25 09:56:57 AM  
GG Allin lives!
 
2017-07-25 09:57:50 AM  

X-Geek: Sounds like a real aristocrap.


Ftfy
 
2017-07-25 09:58:44 AM  
He's a Beagle.
 
2017-07-25 09:59:41 AM  
Interesting that police departments publish the last name of anyone even arrested for a crime, even low-level drugs or prostitution-related crimes, prior to any trial or conviction, but they don't tell us the name of parolee picked up on an arrest warrant.
 
2017-07-25 10:00:45 AM  
Richmond

...let's see...California. Well, yeah, most likely, but Virginia is a very close possibility.

/heck, even on Thames is possible
 
2017-07-25 10:01:05 AM  
Right as officers noticed the suspect's clothes had been thrown onto the freeway, they also realized the man had defecated. He then ate his own feces and spat at the officers in the front seats.

So he was in the back of a patrol car un-cuffed and the window was down?
 
2017-07-25 10:01:09 AM  
I really don't envy peoples who have to clean the inside of police cars.
 
2017-07-25 10:03:47 AM  
Bill Keane:I feel a Family Circus cartoon coming on.
 
2017-07-25 10:03:50 AM  
He vener would have done it had those pig sucka's not been banging his wife and shooting his dawg...
 
2017-07-25 10:05:26 AM  
Two perps one cop?
 
2017-07-25 10:05:26 AM  
He must have been shiat faced.
 
2017-07-25 10:05:29 AM  

Callous: A cry for help or attempted suicide by cop?


Nah, dude is just making some really shiatty life choices.
 
2017-07-25 10:06:03 AM  
"Well, they told me to eat shiat and die, so I found the nearest cop..."
 
2017-07-25 10:08:08 AM  
That takes a real level of commitment
 
2017-07-25 10:09:49 AM  
Even his alias was in trouble.


He initially provided an officer with a different name, but quickly revealed his real identity when it was found that an arrest warrant was also listed under the false name. While at the police station, officials learned that the suspect was also on parole.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-07-25 10:09:58 AM  
"He initially provided an officer with a different name, but quickly revealed his real identity when it was found that an arrest warrant was also listed under the false name."

That's farking funny.
 
2017-07-25 10:10:22 AM  
Sad to see both One Direction and The Human Centipede break up in one year but happy that Harry Stools is keeping things going with a compelling solo act.
 
2017-07-25 10:10:39 AM  
thatsmyfetish.gif
 
2017-07-25 10:11:06 AM  

jookyMakeYouKooky: Right as officers noticed the suspect's clothes had been thrown onto the freeway, they also realized the man had defecated. He then ate his own feces and spat at the officers in the front seats.

So he was in the back of a patrol car un-cuffed and the window was down?


It is interesting that you read the article, but didn't read the article
FTFA:
"It was en route to the Martinez jail that the man slipped his cuffed hands to the front of his body, according to the Richmond Police Department.
On I-80 eastbound the suspect began taking his clothes off and throwing them out of the car."
 
2017-07-25 10:13:53 AM  
Has Drew outsourced the admin green-lighting to the Germans or sumpin'?
I was about to eat a fibre-one bar here for feck's sake! SNACK RUINED!
 
2017-07-25 10:14:54 AM  

oldfarthenry: Has Drew outsourced the admin green-lighting to the Germans or sumpin'?
I was about to eat a fibre-one bar here for feck's sake! SNACK RUINED!


Just put some chocolate on it, you'll be fine
 
2017-07-25 10:15:10 AM  
Sit. shiat. Spit. Get hit.

The circle of life.
 
2017-07-25 10:15:25 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-25 10:15:44 AM  
I think  I got into an argument with this guy over on the Politics tab.
 
2017-07-25 10:16:28 AM  
I blame I-95 for allowing him to escape from Florida.
 
2017-07-25 10:18:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-25 10:20:57 AM  
Well, someone was sure down in the dumps.... David Blaine?
 
2017-07-25 10:21:10 AM  
Why spit it at the cops?  Couldn't he just heel it through the safety grating?
 
2017-07-25 10:21:28 AM  
How to eat shiat and die.
 
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