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(The New York Times)   Trump has another go at Sessions, wonders why he isn't investigating all Hillary's crimes   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2017-07-24 09:50:18 PM  
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2017-07-25 03:30:59 AM  
HE WORKS FOR YOU. YOU ARE ATTACKING YOURSELF.
 
2017-07-25 03:31:36 AM  
Do it.  Put Clinton into a position where her lawyers get these Republican farks on the stand.  It won't work out the way he thinks it will.
 
2017-07-25 03:31:46 AM  
66.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-07-25 03:37:12 AM  
And what about that whole Benghazi thing, right? Isn't it about time we held a hearing to get to the bottom of that? What's she hiding?
 
2017-07-25 03:37:33 AM  
I keep hearing that Trump is trying to goad Sessions into quitting, so he can fire Mueller without having it look as bad as the Saturday night massacre.

Thing is, Sessions isn't going to quit. He's dug into Washington DC like a chicken fried racist tick. I wouldn't put it passed that sawed-off redneck Gollum to drag his employment out as AG out of spite.

That said, is it smart for Two Scoops to antagonize the one person literally standing in the way of halting the Russia investigation?
 
2017-07-25 03:40:18 AM  
*BWAAK* crooked Hillary *BWAAK* fake news *BWAAK* Trumpy wants BigMac

Christ.
 
2017-07-25 03:40:31 AM  
We, as a nation, need a registered, certified class of party independent journalism.
As in, "FOX News had it's journalism registry denied because they are a propaganda machine".
There should be two axes; adherence to journalistic standards and political nonbias.
 
2017-07-25 03:40:53 AM  

Cosmic_Music: HE WORKS FOR YOU. YOU ARE ATTACKING YOURSELF.


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2017-07-25 03:41:16 AM  
sorry, just reflecting on how AM radio is dispensing this info to half the nation
 
2017-07-25 03:42:06 AM  

lucksi: *BWAAK* crooked Hillary *BWAAK* fake news *BWAAK* Trumpy wants BigMac

Christ.


This.

YOU WON. DEAL WITH IT.
 
2017-07-25 03:43:13 AM  

stoli n coke: Thing is, Sessions isn't going to quit. He's dug into Washington DC like a chicken fried racist tick. I wouldn't put it passed that sawed-off redneck Gollum to drag his employment out as AG out of spite.


If I were Sessions, I'd take advantage.  They want me to quit, but don't wanna fire me?  I'd stop shaving, start showing up dressed like the weenie from fight club, order rubbercocks to the office care/of the boss, and go to the community break room and microwave fish.  Game on, motherfarkers!  Passive aggression is best when there's nothing passive about it.
 
2017-07-25 03:50:37 AM  
President Whatabout.
 
2017-07-25 03:59:09 AM  
Because 7 Benghazi probes just weren't enough.
 
2017-07-25 04:00:46 AM  
If she'd actually committed a crime, the reaction would drown out all other news for the next decade.
 
2017-07-25 04:09:04 AM  
This is the path to President Not Sure
 
2017-07-25 04:13:36 AM  

Cpl.D: stoli n coke: Thing is, Sessions isn't going to quit. He's dug into Washington DC like a chicken fried racist tick. I wouldn't put it passed that sawed-off redneck Gollum to drag his employment out as AG out of spite.

If I were Sessions, I'd take advantage.  They want me to quit, but don't wanna fire me?  I'd stop shaving, start showing up dressed like the weenie from fight club, order rubbercocks to the office care/of the boss, and go to the community break room and microwave fish.  Game on, motherfarkers!  Passive aggression is best when there's nothing passive about it.


I used to work with someone who microwaved fish... She was Russian.  I wonder now if she was a KGB plant whose job it was to detract us from capitalism because we couldn't get coffee without tasting stinky fish.
 
2017-07-25 04:14:43 AM  
Donnie Two Scoops has never met a law he didn't break or a person he couldn't bribe. So of course he assumes that everyone else is as dirty as he is.

And he won: he's president and you're not. So he can pardon himself, his family, and all his cronies for of their crimes. Even better: he can transfer them to others, so they get prosecuted for them.

It's called MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. So suck it, libtards.

/Ow, my country!
//Stop this farking ride already - I want to get off
 
2017-07-25 04:16:38 AM  
He went after Price today in front of the Boy Scouts. If he pisses off enough of them maybe they'll go all 25th amendment on him.
 
2017-07-25 04:18:38 AM  

orangehat: Cpl.D: stoli n coke: Thing is, Sessions isn't going to quit. He's dug into Washington DC like a chicken fried racist tick. I wouldn't put it passed that sawed-off redneck Gollum to drag his employment out as AG out of spite.

If I were Sessions, I'd take advantage.  They want me to quit, but don't wanna fire me?  I'd stop shaving, start showing up dressed like the weenie from fight club, order rubbercocks to the office care/of the boss, and go to the community break room and microwave fish.  Game on, motherfarkers!  Passive aggression is best when there's nothing passive about it.

I used to work with someone who microwaved fish... She was Russian.  I wonder now if she was a KGB plant whose job it was to detract us from capitalism because we couldn't get coffee without tasting stinky fish.


Microwaving fish is just the opening number in the passive aggressive office concerto.  Next up the list is microwaving watermelon, and after that, tobasco sauce.  Malfeasance is multi-tiered.
 
2017-07-25 04:20:04 AM  
I guess the night time twitter tirade means that we'll wake up to another Washington Post article telling us how Trump or one of his lackeys lied....again
 
2017-07-25 04:20:42 AM  

elffster: This is the path to President Not Sure


We've passed that already. We are at President No Idea.
 
2017-07-25 04:21:20 AM  
hmmm...Trump's setting up a fall guy.  Russia?  lack of action of Hillary?  anything else he promised but didn't make good on?  All Sessions' fault.
 
2017-07-25 04:34:14 AM  

stoli n coke: I keep hearing that Trump is trying to goad Sessions into quitting, so he can fire Mueller without having it look as bad as the Saturday night massacre.

Thing is, Sessions isn't going to quit. He's dug into Washington DC like a chicken fried racist tick. I wouldn't put it passed that sawed-off redneck Gollum to drag his employment out as AG out of spite.

That said, is it smart for Two Scoops to antagonize the one person literally standing in the way of halting the Russia investigation?


Of COURSE Sessions is gonna drag this out as long as possible. He's discovered what everyone else who's ever worked for Trump The Traitor discovered: loyalty is a one-way street.

Trump tries to throw Sessions under the bus, Sessions refuses to give him a non-Saturday Night Massacre way to end the treason probe. And by 'end' I mean activate its God mode (remember how well firing Cox worked out for Nixon?), but Trump is a goddamn moron so he'd do it.
 
2017-07-25 04:34:30 AM  
The rate this is going I expect to wake up and find either Sessions resigned or Trump canned him.
 
2017-07-25 04:37:01 AM  
Hillary was investigated.  Then, after they were done, they investigated her again; then, they released their findings and investigated her again; then, they appoint a blue ribbon panel and investigated her again; then, they discovered that she had a server and so investigated her again; when nothing was found on the server, they investigated her again.

Frankly, I don't think fourteen times is enough.  Republicans should appoint someone to live with Hillary Clinton 24/7 and say, "Why did you do that?" or "What are you hiding?" until she either confesses or moves to Finland...
 
2017-07-25 04:40:27 AM  

JonBuck: The rate this is going I expect to wake up and find either Sessions resigned or Trump canned him.


He's going to make Trump can him.  If and when he does, I half expect him to try to can Mueller, for investigating him, and Paul Ryan, for opposing him.  Yeah, he's got the authority for neither, but he'll try to claim that authority.
 
2017-07-25 04:48:07 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: He went after Price today in front of the Boy Scouts. If he pisses off enough of them maybe they'll go all 25th amendment on him.


I actually think that will be the final event of his ignominious reign.

He will eventually be impeached, maybe sooner than later, maybe after the midterms. But due to his increasing dementia and malignant megalomania, he will refuse to accept the results and leave the White House.  Pence and his cabinet will be forced to invoke the 25th Amendment and Secret Service will physically remove him, possibly in a straitjacket.

Melania will have already left with Barron but Ivanka will be by his side all the way to the bitter end.  He will decay quickly and die within a few years after that in Trump Tower.
 
2017-07-25 04:57:51 AM  

Cpl.D: JonBuck: The rate this is going I expect to wake up and find either Sessions resigned or Trump canned him.

He's going to make Trump can him.  If and when he does, I half expect him to try to can Mueller, for investigating him, and Paul Ryan, for opposing him.  Yeah, he's got the authority for neither, but he'll try to claim that authority.


Watching him sign an executive order claiming that Ryan must answer to him personally would be very entertaining
 
2017-07-25 05:00:04 AM  
It really isn't funny any more
 
2017-07-25 05:02:22 AM  

ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more


That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
Youtube 1nPT64U6X40
 
2017-07-25 05:08:21 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more

[YouTube video]


While I am a fan of the smiths, I also find myself a big fan of mocking morrissey. It is a delicate balance.
 
2017-07-25 05:27:39 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Ribb Rotgut: ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more

[YouTube video]

While I am a fan of the smiths, I also find myself a big fan of mocking morrissey. It is a delicate balance.


Morrissey - I Am Hated For Loving
Youtube ZXmAjQmkkEs
 
2017-07-25 05:52:55 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Ribb Rotgut: ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more

[YouTube video]

While I am a fan of the smiths, I also find myself a big fan of mocking morrissey. It is a delicate balance.


The Smiths will always be great and his first few solo albums were decent, but it's fair to mock current day Morrissey without remorse.
 
2017-07-25 06:06:21 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Ribb Rotgut: ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more

[YouTube video]

While I am a fan of the smiths, I also find myself a big fan of mocking morrissey. It is a delicate balance.

[YouTube video]


Haha, touché. After years of doing so, I still enjoy doing terrible impressions of him when it comes on in the car, but my girlfriend is always quick to remind me, (as you have previously stated) that joke isn't funny anymore.
 
2017-07-25 06:06:41 AM  

Ribb Rotgut: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: He went after Price today in front of the Boy Scouts. If he pisses off enough of them maybe they'll go all 25th amendment on him.

I actually think that will be the final event of his ignominious reign.

He will eventually be impeached, maybe sooner than later, maybe after the midterms. But due to his increasing dementia and malignant megalomania, he will refuse to accept the results and leave the White House.  Pence and his cabinet will be forced to invoke the 25th Amendment and Secret Service will physically remove him, possibly in a straitjacket.

Melania will have already left with Barron but Ivanka will be by his side all the way to the bitter end.  He will decay quickly and die within a few years after that in Trump Tower.


/weirdest boner
 
2017-07-25 06:14:58 AM  

vrax: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Ribb Rotgut: ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more

[YouTube video]

While I am a fan of the smiths, I also find myself a big fan of mocking morrissey. It is a delicate balance.

The Smiths will always be great and his first few solo albums were decent, but it's fair to mock current day Morrissey without remorse.


Agreed
 
2017-07-25 06:16:23 AM  
We've always been at war with Eastasia Hillary Clinton.
 
2017-07-25 06:20:19 AM  

ilambiquated: It really isn't funny any more


Don't worry... He took to Twitter about five minutes ago and attacked Sessions again
 
2017-07-25 06:23:29 AM  
Round two......

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You know you can fire him right?
And no one believes this is over Hillary. It's over you wanting Mueller gone.
 
2017-07-25 06:26:50 AM  
 Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Let's twitter attack the FBI now.
 
2017-07-25 06:30:37 AM  
img.fark.net

 Soon ?
 
2017-07-25 06:43:03 AM  

Cpl.D: orangehat: Cpl.D: stoli n coke: Thing is, Sessions isn't going to quit. He's dug into Washington DC like a chicken fried racist tick. I wouldn't put it passed that sawed-off redneck Gollum to drag his employment out as AG out of spite.

If I were Sessions, I'd take advantage.  They want me to quit, but don't wanna fire me?  I'd stop shaving, start showing up dressed like the weenie from fight club, order rubbercocks to the office care/of the boss, and go to the community break room and microwave fish.  Game on, motherfarkers!  Passive aggression is best when there's nothing passive about it.

I used to work with someone who microwaved fish... She was Russian.  I wonder now if she was a KGB plant whose job it was to detract us from capitalism because we couldn't get coffee without tasting stinky fish.

Microwaving fish is just the opening number in the passive aggressive office concerto.  Next up the list is microwaving watermelon, and after that, tobasco sauce.  Malfeasance is multi-tiered.


Burning popcorn is when you know shiat just got real.
 
2017-07-25 07:06:01 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: I guess the night time twitter tirade means that we'll wake up to another Washington Post article telling us how Trump or one of his lackeys lied....again


Once again, we have discovered that there is no rock bottom. He's now going after Sessions and the acting directer of the FBI.

I'm really not seeing what the endgame here is for him. He seems to be alienating everyone, not a good tactic for a wannabe authoritarian who is corrupt to boot.
 
2017-07-25 07:12:09 AM  
Was HRC not investigated for years or am I making all that up in my head?
 
2017-07-25 07:17:32 AM  

LL316: Was HRC not investigated for years or am I making all that up in my head?


But "Crooked Hillary" wasn't sent to prison proving the investigations were defective.
 
2017-07-25 07:21:39 AM  

eiger: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: I guess the night time twitter tirade means that we'll wake up to another Washington Post article telling us how Trump or one of his lackeys lied....again

Once again, we have discovered that there is no rock bottom. He's now going after Sessions and the acting directer of the FBI.

I'm really not seeing what the endgame here is for him. He seems to be alienating everyone, not a good tactic for a wannabe authoritarian who is corrupt to boot.


He can't do anything that would alienate the morally and ethically bankrupt Republican leadership and Republican base. They will stand by him no matter what happens
 
2017-07-25 07:24:57 AM  

Archidude: He can't do anything that would alienate the morally and ethically bankrupt Republican leadership and Republican base. They will stand by him no matter what happens


An act of kindness would probably do it.
 
2017-07-25 07:30:23 AM  

Archidude: eiger: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: I guess the night time twitter tirade means that we'll wake up to another Washington Post article telling us how Trump or one of his lackeys lied....again

Once again, we have discovered that there is no rock bottom. He's now going after Sessions and the acting directer of the FBI.

I'm really not seeing what the endgame here is for him. He seems to be alienating everyone, not a good tactic for a wannabe authoritarian who is corrupt to boot.

He can't do anything that would alienate the morally and ethically bankrupt Republican leadership and Republican base. They will stand by him no matter what happens


I kind of agree with you, but if he just keeps going after GOP bigwigs, there must be a breaking point. Mustn't there?

/Fearful there is not.
 
2017-07-25 07:31:52 AM  

eiger: Archidude: eiger: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: I guess the night time twitter tirade means that we'll wake up to another Washington Post article telling us how Trump or one of his lackeys lied....again

Once again, we have discovered that there is no rock bottom. He's now going after Sessions and the acting directer of the FBI.

I'm really not seeing what the endgame here is for him. He seems to be alienating everyone, not a good tactic for a wannabe authoritarian who is corrupt to boot.

He can't do anything that would alienate the morally and ethically bankrupt Republican leadership and Republican base. They will stand by him no matter what happens

I kind of agree with you, but if he just keeps going after GOP bigwigs, there must be a breaking point. Mustn't there?

/Fearful there is not.


He has the same bottom that Hitler had.
 
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