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2017-07-23 06:57:20 PM  
Makes sense.

/Used to know a stripper named Melanie Melons.
 
2017-07-23 07:15:16 PM  
Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.
 
2017-07-23 08:04:04 PM  
I thought TFA was going to be about prison rape.
 
2017-07-23 08:24:40 PM  

wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.


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"Aww, is Kick-My-Ass hungry?"
 
2017-07-23 08:26:33 PM  

wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.


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Or porn.
 
2017-07-23 09:01:49 PM  
Was his mom 14 when she had him? (That would have been a felony)
 
2017-07-23 09:02:00 PM  
A shame to name someone that and I mean it or my name isn't big Dick Johnson.
 
2017-07-23 09:05:21 PM  
His first arrest was by a cop that wanted to prove to his buddies he had really stopped a black guy named Fellony. It snowballed from there.
 
2017-07-23 09:08:42 PM  
Forget it Jake, it's Oregon.
 
2017-07-23 09:09:27 PM  
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Obscure?
 
2017-07-23 09:11:58 PM  
So if I changed my name to Misdemeanor Infraction, I'd never have to serve time?

/asking for a friend
 
2017-07-23 09:12:36 PM  

Begoggle: [static.tvtropes.org image 296x170]
Obscure?


Very
 
2017-07-23 09:13:46 PM  

phishrace: So if I changed my name to Misdemeanor Infraction, I'd never have to serve time?

/asking for a friend


Long as you don't wrack up a shiatton of em
 
2017-07-23 09:13:47 PM  

wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.


That name doesn't even make the top 50 on the list of ridiculous names. You just know that someone saw the Key and Peele sketches and thought one of those names would be good for their kid.

I went with Aaron for my son instead of Flozell Fleance, but different strokes and all, right?
 
2017-07-23 09:14:10 PM  

cheezesub: phishrace: So if I changed my name to Misdemeanor Infraction, I'd never have to serve time?

/asking for a friend

Long as you don't wrack up a shiatton of em


farking phone.......
 
2017-07-23 09:15:46 PM  

fusillade762: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

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Or porn.


Pssst...I don't think her parents gave her that name
 
2017-07-23 09:28:51 PM  
The world is a scary place.
 
2017-07-23 09:29:31 PM  

wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

who does gives ???
people that can't English and the proof just keeps rolling in.
 
2017-07-23 09:32:19 PM  

WTP 2: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.
who does gives ???
people that can't English and the proof just keeps rolling in.


I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
 
2017-07-23 09:34:10 PM  

WTP 2: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.
who does gives ???
people that can't English, and the proof just keeps rolling in.


Fixed that missing comma for you, my pet peave; you're welcome.
 
2017-07-23 09:37:20 PM  

Krieghund: fusillade762: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

[img.fark.net image 250x360]

Or porn.

Pssst...I don't think her parents gave her that name


Quiet you! Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a picture I could post here??
 
2017-07-23 09:39:07 PM  

Begoggle: [static.tvtropes.org image 296x170] Obscure?

Not at all. That is the carnie I hired to operate Tilt-a-Whirl at the Port Lucie fair in 2003.
/not really but plausible
 
2017-07-23 09:42:11 PM  

fusillade762: Krieghund: fusillade762: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

[img.fark.net image 250x360]

Or porn.

Pssst...I don't think her parents gave her that name

Quiet you! Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a picture I could post here??


Why, is her name Vagina?
 
2017-07-23 09:43:23 PM  
And I'm 19 guns.
 
2017-07-23 09:44:07 PM  
Hi.
 
2017-07-23 09:47:45 PM  
Uh huh.
 
2017-07-23 09:48:31 PM  
Does he have one of these?

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I'd have posted a pic, but they're pretty gross.
 
2017-07-23 09:48:58 PM  
Lol
 
2017-07-23 09:52:49 PM  
I try to have a normal life.
 
2017-07-23 10:01:16 PM  

bonobo73: WTP 2: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.
who does gives ???
people that can't English, and the proof just keeps rolling in.

Fixed that missing comma for you, my pet peave; you're welcome.



Your pet who?
 
2017-07-23 10:05:48 PM  
thanks, great comma man, bonobo73,
and for the other guy, if it is here, it is a ,joke,!
 
2017-07-23 10:20:48 PM  

WTP 2: thanks, great comma man, bonobo73,
and for the other guy, if it is here, it is a ,joke,!


Meow!
 
2017-07-23 10:30:34 PM  

davidphogan: I thought TFA was going to be about prison rape.


TFA clearly says it's about Fellony.   Prisonrape is his brother.
 
2017-07-23 10:30:49 PM  
yes, someone who knows English !
 
2017-07-23 10:32:26 PM  
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That's a hard 22.  Been buying wine coolers for his friends since his was 12.
 
2017-07-23 10:33:25 PM  
i thought his brother was ray-o-vac...or is that his sister ...?
 
2017-07-23 10:38:02 PM  

Begoggle: WTP 2: thanks, great comma man, bonobo73,
and for the other guy, if it is here, it is a ,joke,!

Meow!


have we met in an earlier thread ???
 
2017-07-23 10:42:08 PM  
I hear Missy Elliott gets busted for jaywalking and speeding all the time. And workin' it.
 
2017-07-23 10:48:13 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

That name doesn't even make the top 50 on the list of ridiculous names. You just know that someone saw the Key and Peele sketches and thought one of those names would be good for their kid.

I went with Aaron for my son instead of Flozell Fleance, but different strokes and all, right?


A A Ron?  Really?

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2017-07-23 10:53:24 PM  

DarkVader: Adolf Oliver Nipples: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

That name doesn't even make the top 50 on the list of ridiculous names. You just know that someone saw the Key and Peele sketches and thought one of those names would be good for their kid.

I went with Aaron for my son instead of Flozell Fleance, but different strokes and all, right?

A A Ron?  Really?

[YouTube video]


Heh. I guess I deserved that. I should have seen it coming. He's just shy of 15, though, so I have an excuse.
 
2017-07-24 12:13:29 AM  

wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.


This, as well as the post below it.

/thought this will be about prison rape
//yes, I think prison should be a HUGE deterrent
///I also appreciate that inmates are wards of the state and a social responsibility when in our care
 
2017-07-24 11:52:20 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: wax_on: Who does gives their kid a name like that? Seems like you're just dooming him to a life of failure and imprisonment.

That name doesn't even make the top 50 on the list of ridiculous names. You just know that someone saw the Key and Peele sketches and thought one of those names would be good for their kid.

I went with Aaron for my son instead of Flozell Fleance, but different strokes and all, right?


Harvard University, Devry University.
 
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