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(Some Guy)   How to behave like an American, a short illustrated guide for the rest of the world   (modernhumorist.com) divider line 319
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2002-01-11 12:15:18 PM
This thread was fun to read. Ten minutes...*poof* Gone.
 
2002-01-11 12:41:36 PM
God bless America and pass the Slim Jims!
 
2002-01-11 01:05:54 PM
what the hell happened to this thread??????????????
 
2002-01-11 01:15:27 PM
Could we please get back to talking about breeders and fags again?
 
2002-01-11 02:10:54 PM
while i'm a diehard american and bleed red, white & blue, that article was farking hilarious. the dude in the shirt and khakis made me piss my pants.

that is one thing we americans have - a sense of humor.
 
2002-01-11 02:55:13 PM
Heym everyone it is me! Doesn't anyone care I am in here? Listen to me....

Sorry-i thought i was MytwoPussYScents
 
2002-01-11 03:08:57 PM
I thought I was...aw man,....I can't remember....
 
2002-01-11 03:25:41 PM
ESSENTIAL comedy.
That bit about boiling away character ag1dkahashd#@!#!@
 
2002-01-11 04:48:09 PM
"The most popular American automobile is the Sport Utility Vehicle. In your country, they are known as "tanks" or "anti-personnel vehicles." Besides allowing motorists to sublimate their fears of penile inadequacy, SUVs are great for "off-roading" - that is, when their narrow wheelbase and high center of gravity tips them off the road and over an embankment, they can roll and roll with minimal damage to the outside of the vehicle.

It is important to note that driving under the influence of alcohol is illegal in America. Americans looking to cause car accidents instead use their cell phones and change CDs in the player while driving."


He he he.... you're all a bunch of assclowns!!!
 
2002-01-11 05:11:22 PM
Okay, so most Americans are dumbasses, and we teenagers don't know crap about the rest of the world. Except me. That's right, it's BragTime now, and I'd just like to say for today's edition that I am the best Geography student indaworld!!!!11 I just wish I could prove it to all you un1337 geographers. Why did they cancel Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego??
 
2002-01-11 05:24:29 PM
What the fark is all this talk about merkins? I thought they went out of style in the 18th century? ...
 
2002-01-11 06:26:00 PM
Hey Y. Dload, congrats on your geography prowess...that is an accomplishment to be really proud of, considering that most Americans think the USA is the centre of the universe!
 
2002-01-11 07:28:04 PM
Y.Dload -- I am bored so I will give a weak geo quiz just for fun. Now if look this stuff on-line that is cheating.


1. Capital of Australia?
2. Capital of Canada?
3. Where is Diego Garcia, and who owns it?
4. Where are the Falkland Islands and what is another name for them?
5. Where do I live?
6. Name the largest Desert in the world?
7. Capital of Brazil?
8. How many feet in a mile?
9. Where is Ibiza?
10. Finally, where is the three gorges damn?
 
2002-01-11 07:47:49 PM
Well it is time go home. I'll check to see if anyone get them right......To all the Canadains out there, you would suprised at the number of people who don't know the captial of Canada. Australia. hell no one gets that right.....
 
2002-01-11 10:12:21 PM
Synikal Hey Y. Dload, congrats on your geography prowess...that is an accomplishment to be really proud of, considering that most Americans think the USA is the centre of the universe!

Oh, and I suppose you're gonna tell us Mantiba is the center(notice, center is spelled the way it should be!!) of the universe?

If your lucky the US will make it the 52nd State. (Farkistan will be the 51st.)
 
2002-01-11 10:14:32 PM
um, that is Manitoba,

(yes, let the jokes of our edjukayshunnal system ensue.)
 
2002-01-12 12:07:06 AM
Okay, I'm sorry if I answered this very late, but I swear I ain't cheating, though I think we've all learned a little more about the world since all the Afghanistan stuff went down (Islamabad? Cool.)

1. Capital of Australia? Canberra
2. Capital of Canada? Ottawa
3. Where is Diego Garcia, and who owns it? Indian Ocean, owned by UK.
4. Where are the Falkland Islands and what is another name for them?Near Tierra del Fuego on the soutern tip of S. America, east of Argentina. Don't know another name.
5. Where do I live? Santa Barbara, CA (read bio)
6. Name the largest Desert in the world? That's not a question, but Sahara in Africa.
7. Capital of Brazil? Brasilia
8. How many feet in a mile? 5,280
9. Where is Ibiza? Don't know.
10. Finally, where is the three gorges damn? It's "dam" in this context, and it's being built in China.
 
2002-01-12 03:03:41 AM
Ibiza's an island off the coast of Spain in the Mediterranean. I know this because I use the Vengaboys as a teaching aid.
 
2002-01-12 06:16:47 PM
Thanks for that info, Jeremy, I guess. I thought it was something Spanish.
 
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