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(NYPost)   Paul Manafort is looking up "non-extradition countries" or "painless suicide" on Google right now   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-07-20 08:41:18 PM  
Manafort is the one in the trump gang that has easy access to another passport and private jet. He could still end up disappearing al la putin.
 
2017-07-20 08:46:33 PM  
 
2017-07-20 09:19:27 PM  
I really bet he cut a deal.  Flynn too.  Next week is going to be interesting.
 
2017-07-20 09:24:19 PM  
Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO
 
2017-07-20 09:28:57 PM  

enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO


And that will be the end of his Presidency.
 
2017-07-20 09:40:18 PM  

NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.


Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks
 
2017-07-20 09:44:32 PM  

eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.

Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks


This.
 
2017-07-20 09:59:46 PM  
Painless suicide?  You mean like suffocating yourself with helium like the guy working with Flynn and Russian hackers to get dirt on Hillary Clinton?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/republican-who-sought-clintons​-​e-mails-from-russian-hackers-committed-suicide
 
2017-07-20 10:03:16 PM  
When you steal 17 dollars, you can just disappear.  When you steal 17 million, they will find you...unless they think you're already dead.
 
2017-07-20 10:27:32 PM  

eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.

Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks


You can believe that and I understand it fully. But if he even issues one pardon in this whole thing... there is enough Never Trump muscle and money who are still angry about him being elected to convince Congress to make the midnight walk to 1600 and serve him his walking papers.

You can believe that or not, but that is exactly what will happen. After that is when the real fun starts. He'll refuse and you'll see the biggest fight in American political history. In the end, he'll lose.
 
2017-07-20 10:47:24 PM  

NewportBarGuy: eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.

Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks

You can believe that and I understand it fully. But if he even issues one pardon in this whole thing... there is enough Never Trump muscle and money who are still angry about him being elected to convince Congress to make the midnight walk to 1600 and serve him his walking papers.

You can believe that or not, but that is exactly what will happen. After that is when the real fun starts. He'll refuse and you'll see the biggest fight in American political history. In the end, he'll lose.


There is going to be a constitutional crisis I know that and I hope  for it to be resolved quickly.
 
2017-07-20 10:53:11 PM  

eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.

Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks

You can believe that and I understand it fully. But if he even issues one pardon in this whole thing... there is enough Never Trump muscle and money who are still angry about him being elected to convince Congress to make the midnight walk to 1600 and serve him his walking papers.

You can believe that or not, but that is exactly what will happen. After that is when the real fun starts. He'll refuse and you'll see the biggest fight in American political history. In the end, he'll lose.

There is going to be a constitutional crisis I know that and I hope  for it to be resolved quickly.


I'm with you. I just want to get it started, proceedings, so we can be done with this chapter. I'm getting bored of this crap.

I'm not really looking forward to President Pencebecause that f*cker knows how to move legislation. And all of it will be horrible.
 
2017-07-20 10:59:11 PM  
he's gotta write "NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER" before he hooks up the helium tank
 
2017-07-20 11:00:01 PM  

mrshowrules: Painless suicide?  You mean like suffocating yourself with helium like the guy working with Flynn and Russian hackers to get dirt on Hillary Clinton?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/republican-who-sought-clintons-​e-mails-from-russian-hackers-committed-suicide


goddammit
 
2017-07-20 11:24:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm not really looking forward to President Pencebecause that f*cker knows how to move legislation. And all of it will be horrible.


Pence is just as farking dirty. I don't see him surviving this.
 
2017-07-20 11:37:32 PM  
I wonder if trump will stroke out before impeachment happens?  he's not handling the stress of this investigation very well at all.  plus - nobody is obeying his orders and it looks like people are selling Trump out to save themselves...and trump can't even have them killed for it.  it must be very frustrating for him.
 
2017-07-20 11:40:48 PM  

scottydoesntknow: NewportBarGuy: I'm not really looking forward to President Pencebecause that f*cker knows how to move legislation. And all of it will be horrible.

Pence is just as farking dirty. I don't see him surviving this.


He won't be on the GOP ticket in 2020 for sure.
 
2017-07-20 11:51:27 PM  
If history repeats itself, this is Jeffrey Wall and the guy fires Mueller after Sessions and Rosenstein resigns.

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2017-07-20 11:52:40 PM  

mrshowrules: If history repeats itself, this is Jeffrey Wall and the guy fires Mueller after Sessions and Rosenstein resigns.

[www.casino.org image 616x372]


Not the wrong thread but not the intended thread for this post.
 
2017-07-20 11:55:24 PM  

mrshowrules: If history repeats itself, this is Jeffrey Wall and the guy fires Mueller after Sessions and Rosenstein resigns.

[www.casino.org image 616x372]


Rachel Brand frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2017-07-21 12:01:29 AM  

eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.

Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks

You can believe that and I understand it fully. But if he even issues one pardon in this whole thing... there is enough Never Trump muscle and money who are still angry about him being elected to convince Congress to make the midnight walk to 1600 and serve him his walking papers.

You can believe that or not, but that is exactly what will happen. After that is when the real fun starts. He'll refuse and you'll see the biggest fight in American political history. In the end, he'll lose.

There is going to be a constitutional crisis I know that and I hope  for it to be resolved quickly.


I hope so. We will still need this country when 45 is done with it.
 
2017-07-21 12:07:01 AM  

Clutch2013: mrshowrules: If history repeats itself, this is Jeffrey Wall and the guy fires Mueller after Sessions and Rosenstein resigns.

[www.casino.org image 616x372]

Rachel Brand frowns on your shenanigans.


I've obviously missed her but Bork (the solicitor general) was the one Nixon schmoozed and got to fire the special counsel and, if you also assume Brand resigns,  you have to admit based on this guy's face- he might just be the asshole who does it.

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2017-07-21 12:07:58 AM  

NewportBarGuy: eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:

Trump's lawyers seek to undercut Mueller's Russia investigation

http://wapo.st/2uH7sqO

And that will be the end of his Presidency.

Trump is the Jason or Michael Meyers of Presidents, there is no way known to date to keep him  down no matter how dead he looks

You can believe that and I understand it fully. But if he even issues one pardon in this whole thing... there is enough Never Trump muscle and money who are still angry about him being elected to convince Congress to make the midnight walk to 1600 and serve him his walking papers.

You can believe that or not, but that is exactly what will happen. After that is when the real fun starts. He'll refuse and you'll see the biggest fight in American political history. In the end, he'll lose.


I don't see it. The Republicans have a big collective action problem. It's ingrained into them to lash out at defectors from their tribe, so no one defects.

The months ahead are going to be painful.
 
2017-07-21 12:10:45 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Pence is just as farking dirty. I don't see him surviving this.


Maybe this investigation will be the legislative version of Designated Survivor. They'll corral a range of implicit assholes and leave us with the HUD Secretary. Someone that low on the totem couldn't possibly be...

....wait...

oh god
OH GOD
OH GOD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


/yes, I do realize it couldn't possibly make it past Hatch
 
2017-07-21 12:12:07 AM  
I don't think psychopaths commit suicide.
 
2017-07-21 12:15:46 AM  

wildcardjack: I don't think psychopaths commit suicide.


Manafort is more likely the guy they hire to stage suicides of others.
 
2017-07-21 12:21:14 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Maybe this investigation will be the legislative version of Designated Survivor


it won't
 
2017-07-21 12:25:42 AM  

moothemagiccow: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Maybe this investigation will be the legislative version of Designated Survivor

it won't


I know. It was a joke.
 
2017-07-21 12:36:12 AM  

wildcardjack: I don't think psychopaths commit suicide.


Sure they do! They even use creative methods of offing themselves, like helium-induced hypoxia and stabbing themselves in the back 37 times with two different knives.
 
2017-07-21 12:39:01 AM  

mrshowrules: If history repeats itself, this is Jeffrey Wall and the guy fires Mueller after Sessions and Rosenstein resigns.

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Yeah but the Joker will just threaten to blow up a hospital if someone doesn't kill him.
 
2017-07-21 12:40:22 AM  

Clutch2013: When you steal 17 dollars, you can just disappear.  When you steal 17 million, they will find you...unless they think you're already dead.


When you steal 17 Billion, they make you President.
 
2017-07-21 12:42:02 AM  
I guess helium isn't the worst way to go. It would be far better than what that shiatbag deserves if there is sufficient evidence to prove he laundered oligarch money.
 
2017-07-21 12:45:53 AM  

mrshowrules: Painless suicide?  You mean like suffocating yourself with helium like the guy working with Flynn and Russian hackers to get dirt on Hillary Clinton?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/republican-who-sought-clintons-​e-mails-from-russian-hackers-committed-suicide


Is there any investigation going on in that matter, I wonder.
 
2017-07-21 12:49:36 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I guess helium isn't the worst way to go. It would be far better than what that shiatbag deserves if there is sufficient evidence to prove he laundered oligarch money.


And if there's anyone in the room with you, they get to hear your last words in a chipmunk voice.
 
2017-07-21 12:54:49 AM  

Weaver95: I wonder if trump will stroke out before impeachment happens?  he's not handling the stress of this investigation very well at all.  plus - nobody is obeying his orders and it looks like people are selling Trump out to save themselves...and trump can't even have them killed for it.  it must be very frustrating for him.


Illuminati Cards from 1995:
peaceonthefarm.comView Full Size


s.ecrater.comView Full Size


Any questions?
 
2017-07-21 12:57:23 AM  

Kirablue42: mrshowrules: Painless suicide?  You mean like suffocating yourself with helium like the guy working with Flynn and Russian hackers to get dirt on Hillary Clinton?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/republican-who-sought-clintons-​e-mails-from-russian-hackers-committed-suicide

Is there any investigation going on in that matter, I wonder.


You realize the highest rates of suicide come from white men over 65?
 
2017-07-21 12:58:02 AM  
I was half-expecting donny to not return from his last overseas trip, but I guess he didn't realize that the heat was turning up.

Living out his days in a non-extradition country *cough*Russia*cough* seems to be the easiest way for him to avoid the coming shiatstorm.

/what do we do if the President just up and leaves, but doesn't resign?
 
2017-07-21 12:59:00 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Weaver95: I wonder if trump will stroke out before impeachment happens?  he's not handling the stress of this investigation very well at all.  plus - nobody is obeying his orders and it looks like people are selling Trump out to save themselves...and trump can't even have them killed for it.  it must be very frustrating for him.

Illuminati Cards from 1995:
[peaceonthefarm.com image 300x219]

[s.ecrater.com image 300x416]

Any questions?


Are you David S. Pumpkins?
 
2017-07-21 01:00:20 AM  

razyjean: /what do we do if the President just up and leaves, but doesn't resign?


we freeze all his bank accounts, seize his properties and turn them into homeless shelters and nature preserves.  then we dare him to come back to the US and try and put a stop to us giving all his cash to poor minorities and libruls to do with as they will.
 
2017-07-21 01:05:42 AM  

razyjean: I was half-expecting donny to not return from his last overseas trip, but I guess he didn't realize that the heat was turning up.

Living out his days in a non-extradition country *cough*Russia*cough* seems to be the easiest way for him to avoid the coming shiatstorm.

/what do we do if the President just up and leaves, but doesn't resign?


Of course he didn't, the guy's convinced he didn't do anything 'wrong'.  He believes, truly believes, that either he's more infallible than the pope, or so arrogant that the can never be caught because he's above the law.

Or probably both, and yes that directly contradicts itself, but that's hardly even a backtuck in the world of GOP mental gymnastics by modern standards.
 
2017-07-21 01:06:58 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Illuminati Cards from 1995:

Any questions?


Are you saying Steve Jackson is behind the Stonecutters?
 
2017-07-21 01:06:58 AM  
All I want to know is whether Mueller is playing catch up with all the leads we already know from the media or is Mueller on some next-level shiat that's going to blow all of our collective minds when all is said and done.
 
2017-07-21 01:09:01 AM  
Back in March it was reported he had been buying property in NYC in cash and then taking out mortgages against them. The only reason to suspect it wasn't to launder money is that most money launderers know the Feds caught on to that trick decades ago and hiding behind seven proxies a handful of shell companies is about as effective as using a bedsheet sheet with a hole as your prophylactic.
 
2017-07-21 01:17:42 AM  

mrshowrules: Painless suicide?  You mean like suffocating yourself with helium like the guy working with Flynn and Russian hackers to get dirt on Hillary Clinton?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/republican-who-sought-clintons-​e-mails-from-russian-hackers-committed-suicide


I submitted this story a few days ago, best part of it was that his suicide not said "NO FOWL PLAY" or some thing to that effect.
 
2017-07-21 01:17:48 AM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: All I want to know is whether Mueller is playing catch up with all the leads we already know from the media or is Mueller on some next-level shiat that's going to blow all of our collective minds when all is said and done.


I think he's on the next-level shiat, us plebes will have to wait another week or two to hear the truly damning stuff.  Donny is/was sloppy/stupid.  Mueller has farking professional RICO lawyers.
 
2017-07-21 01:18:29 AM  

Clutch2013: When you steal 17 dollars, you can just disappear.  When you steal 17 million, they will find you...unless they think you're already dead.


The operative phrase is "think you're already dead".  I'm still pissed nobody thought to bury Ken Lay with a stake through his heart, just to make sure.
 
2017-07-21 01:20:59 AM  

Weaver95: we freeze all his bank accounts, seize his properties and turn them into homeless shelters and nature preserves.  then we dare him to come back to the US and try and put a stop to us giving all his cash to poor minorities and libruls to do with as they will.


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I'm making this happen to Mar-A-Lago in my dreams
 
2017-07-21 01:21:05 AM  
I hope we have to rewrite the constitution. Get rid of 2nd amendment and modify 1st to ban hate speech. Seems to work for Europe.
 
2017-07-21 01:22:43 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: mrshowrules: Painless suicide?  You mean like suffocating yourself with helium like the guy working with Flynn and Russian hackers to get dirt on Hillary Clinton?

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/republican-who-sought-clintons-​e-mails-from-russian-hackers-committed-suicide

I submitted this story a few days ago, best part of it was that his suicide not said "NO FOWL PLAY" or some thing to that effect.


Keep on asphyxiating that chicken.
 
2017-07-21 01:23:52 AM  

enry: Trump will just pardon the lot of them:


That vandictive little shiat, no he won't
 
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