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2017-07-17 02:15:20 PM  
Who paid for these bots?  What's the resource for them?  You don't just google "I want people to love me on twitter❤" and find someone to help you. And these accounts ARE bots, not 400lb dudes in Jersey
 
2017-07-17 03:22:30 PM  
I hope they are bots.  Otherwise, I weep for the people wasting their lives trying to be the first responder to the tweets of der Trumpenfuhrer.
 
2017-07-17 03:31:25 PM  
Race to the bottom, there.
 
2017-07-17 03:35:53 PM  
they're bots, not people
 
2017-07-17 04:22:56 PM  

moothemagiccow: they're bots, not people


Eh, one is an MMA featherweight you likes "cracking cold ones and ridin' mah dirt bike". Then there's @jefftutorials some 16 y/o kid who hoses UP threads with redundant UPPERCASE I LURVE MAH PRESININT and the dude with a Mark Wahlberg pic who spams the CRAP out of Bigly threads. The religious one is a bot tho
 
2017-07-17 04:24:50 PM  
In fact it appears the earnest ones are

*Nana in Peoria with a pic of a pic from 1987 for their profile pic
*young latinas and black ladies
*Old, bitter white dudes venting their rage and remaining sperms everywhere
*4chan doing it for the lulz

Not much else tho
 
2017-07-17 04:25:49 PM  
OH! And I suspect the latinas and black ladies are 4chan as well.  They check out, but...c'mon
 
2017-07-17 05:49:54 PM  
The area below the president's tweets is the most valuable real estate on the internet.

also the Worst
 
2017-07-17 05:51:35 PM  

Anastacya: Race to the bottom, there.


That's where the Boobies is.
 
2017-07-17 05:51:59 PM  
FTFA: "There've been times I've been in bed and I'll hear the alert and roll out of bed and start firing back."

You need new priorities.
 
2017-07-17 05:52:41 PM  

Bondith: Anastacya: Race to the bottom, there.

That's where the Boobies is.


Depends on the woman's age and their size, I imagine.
 
2017-07-17 05:53:50 PM  

harleyquinnical: I hope they are bots.  Otherwise, I weep for the people wasting their lives trying to be the first responder to the tweets of der Trumpenfuhrer.


Yeah its so much more important commenting on Fark!
 
2017-07-17 05:55:18 PM  
I suddenly don't feel so bad about how I waste my time.
 
2017-07-17 05:56:33 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2017-07-17 05:56:55 PM  
I want to party with these fine folks.
 
2017-07-17 05:59:22 PM  
How much to get a front row seat at the treason trial?
 
2017-07-17 06:00:01 PM  

Bondith: Anastacya: Race to the bottom, there.

That's where the Boobies is.


How old are the ladies you scopin' bro?
 
2017-07-17 06:02:11 PM  
People post semi-related yet slightly inane comments in hopes of getting some sort of recognition?  They sound sad.
 
2017-07-17 06:03:40 PM  

Bondith: Anastacya: Race to the bottom, there.

That's where the Boobies is.


I thought that was at the back of the knee maybe?
 
2017-07-17 06:12:36 PM  
its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.
 
2017-07-17 06:14:09 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: How much to get a front row seat at the treason trial?


Make it a RICO trial too. trump gave a speech earlier today where he talked about buying "American product". Without the s. Singular form. Twice.

It sounds like he has been watching too much "Breaking Bad" or something.
 
2017-07-17 06:15:16 PM  

snowshovel: its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.


It's scary to know that all people who are for Trump anywhere in the world are only their(sic) to stick it to the Libs and not really anything else.
 
2017-07-17 06:15:37 PM  
img.fark.net

that's cute! look at little Trump Tweeting!
 
2017-07-17 06:17:08 PM  

snowshovel: its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.


What is it with the *snow* Trumper accounts?  Snow = Russia? My neighbor in the 80s nickname was "ski" and yes, she crested many, many slopes.  I should know, I was there

Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Youtube ZWkT0g3FrOk
 
2017-07-17 06:18:47 PM  

Mikey1969: snowshovel: its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.

It's scary to know that all people who are for Trump anywhere in the world are only their(sic) to stick it to the Libs and not really anything else.


Ain't that the truth.  They are truly down to "whatchoo gonna do about, cuck?  I love itt thate ur so pised off!  Liberal tears #MAGA". History, not kind, so on and so forth
 
2017-07-17 06:21:38 PM  
You know, normally I'd say these people are wasting their time as I'm sure that Trump doesn't read replies...

.. but Tiny Hands is such an odd breed with such whacked priorities and no intention of actually governing I believe he probably does care about the replies, because it relates to him personally and that's all he cares about.  He's too self-absorbed to NOT read the inane ramblings from people who respond to his own madness.
 
2017-07-17 06:21:59 PM  

snowshovel: its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.


How delusional...
 
2017-07-17 06:22:27 PM  
this is something they admit to?
 
2017-07-17 06:22:35 PM  
My only goal on Twitter is to get banned by Sean Hannity. I fired off every "High School" joke and water board joke I can think of, nothing yet.

I think I'll start making fun of his potato head next, see if that works.
 
2017-07-17 06:23:00 PM  

harleyquinnical: I hope they are bots.  Otherwise, I weep for the people wasting their lives trying to be the first responder to the tweets of der Trumpenfuhrer.


Didn't RTFA, I see. These people get yuuuuuge boosts in followers by regularly top posting in Trump tweets. That can later be marketed  in a million different ways. It's smart, really, if you are the kind of person who wants to sell your social media persona...
 
2017-07-17 06:24:06 PM  

snowshovel: its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.


Trump is on Twitter to hawk his own products, so why shouldn't they?
 
2017-07-17 06:24:18 PM  

Amish Tech Support: My only goal on Twitter is to get banned by Sean Hannity. I fired off every "High School" joke and water board joke I can think of, nothing yet.

I think I'll start making fun of his potato head next, see if that works.


Naw, that is one optic they're avoiding.  Mainly bc we point and laugh when he used to block people
 
2017-07-17 06:28:31 PM  
A lot of proud mothers and fathers out there, knowing that one time their kid had a top reply to Donald Trump.
I mean.... WOW!

Get that thing framed!
 
2017-07-17 06:38:39 PM  
 
2017-07-17 06:41:15 PM  
Guys... hear me out here.... this is something new and fresh.
What about...
Hillary.  Clinton.
THINK ABOUT IT MAN!  WHAT ABOUT HER?!!?
Ok, my anus is bleeding, I'm out.
 
2017-07-17 06:41:24 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: A lot of proud mothers and fathers out there, knowing that one time their kid had a top reply to Donald Trump.
I mean.... WOW!

Get that thing framed!


Sure thing!  Lemme go take this here rebel flag pickchure I done won from the fair and getcha one

I gots ta take the meth off'nt 1st
 
2017-07-17 06:42:34 PM  

fernt: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038621/More-2-MILLION-Hillar​y​-Clinton-s-Twitter-followers-fake-never-tweet.html


Well that's germane to the subject at hand. Or, in simpler terms: STFU troll
 
2017-07-17 06:42:35 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Guys... hear me out here.... this is something new and fresh.
What about...
Hillary.  Clinton.
THINK ABOUT IT MAN!  WHAT ABOUT HER?!!?
Ok, my anus is bleeding, I'm out.


Wait, hold up cuz, I am on hold here with Sean Hannity. What do I say man, what do I say?
 
2017-07-17 06:47:17 PM  

fernt: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038621/More-2-MILLION-Hillar​y​-Clinton-s-Twitter-followers-fake-never-tweet.html


Hah, the Daily Fail!  Good one!
 
2017-07-17 07:04:13 PM  
God I hope farrrt busts out with some daily caller/gateway pundit action
 
2017-07-17 07:19:36 PM  

fernt: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038621/More-2-MILLION-Hillar​y​-Clinton-s-Twitter-followers-fake-never-tweet.html


pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-07-17 07:19:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: Trumpenfuhrer


edgy
 
2017-07-17 07:31:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 07:49:46 PM  

snowshovel: its nice to know that most people who are against Trump on twitter are only their to hawk their own products and not really to stand against his policies.


Are you against the free market? Because it sounds like you are against the free market.
 
2017-07-17 08:08:04 PM  

fernt: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038621/More-2-MILLION-Hillar​y​-Clinton-s-Twitter-followers-fake-never-tweet.html


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 08:16:07 PM  

Rueened: harleyquinnical: Trumpenfuhrer

edgy


Sassy!  How you be today, lover?
 
2017-07-17 08:26:45 PM  
"Trump's very predictable, so sometimes it's just like 'BOOM!' Two minutes after Trump's tweet I have a seven-part response that's topical and engaging."

Who do you think is the idiot here, Adam?
 
2017-07-17 10:14:45 PM  

daphne: OH! And I suspect the latinas and black ladies are 4chan as well.  They check out, but...c'mon


I thought the 4chan kiddies were too busy trying to organise an alliance with The_Donald and KotakuInAction to harass and dox introduce anyone affiliated with CNN to the wonders of Nazi frog memes and having their private information released on grounds of accountability and ethics.
 
2017-07-17 11:01:49 PM  

daphne: Who paid for these bots?  What's the resource for them?  You don't just google "I want people to love me on twitter❤" and find someone to help you. And these accounts ARE bots, not 400lb dudes in Jersey


Just because our governor weighs 400lbs does not mean everyone weighs 400lbs
 
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