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(The Hill)   The triumphant return of Sean Spicer after a nearly 3 week absence will be an off-camera lie-fest held in the Brady Room broom closet, scheduled at 2pm today but probably won't start until 3:30   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, White House, White House Press Secretary, secretary Sean Spicer, White House press, Brady Press Briefing, off-camera briefing, press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders  
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2017-07-17 01:56:13 PM  
Eh, fark him and the entire administration he shills for.
 
2017-07-17 01:57:12 PM  
Will there be cheese balls?
 
2017-07-17 01:57:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 01:57:57 PM  
Really? Did a neutral observer see him? Still not convinced we shouldn't put his mug on milk cartons.
 
2017-07-17 01:58:40 PM  
Did he do a stint at a Betty Ford clinic?
 
2017-07-17 01:58:47 PM  
If I had a resolve, I would mod Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego and change it to Where in the World is Sean Spicer. Along the way, you would meet the Trump cronies and henchmen. Of course Russia would be a destination and play a significant role in the game.
 
2017-07-17 01:59:09 PM  
No cameras, recording devices, pens, pencils, paper. Blindfolds and earplugs are mandatory. No questions, comments, coughs, sneezes, farts, or throat clearing. Violators will be sent to Gitmo as enemy combatants.
 
2017-07-17 01:59:45 PM  
Snek has returned from sailing the high seas!  With a conch in his stick-hands!
 
2017-07-17 02:00:35 PM  
Look! He's right there hiding behind those bushes! Quick get a camera out!

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 02:01:09 PM  
Is anyone streaming audio from this briefing/lecture/whatever it is?
 
2017-07-17 02:03:10 PM  
Don't see it on cspan so I guess it is off camera and no audio.
 
2017-07-17 02:03:28 PM  
Oblig

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2017-07-17 02:03:41 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x317]


Bunny Rabbit | Aqua Teen Hunger | Adult Swim
Youtube GmX-wa_vdB4
 
2017-07-17 02:07:02 PM  
So they have a lie to tell today that's even more implausible than usual?
 
2017-07-17 02:08:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 02:12:40 PM  

ChimpMitten: Don't see it on cspan so I guess it is off camera and no audio.


I won't be surprised if the media just stops reporting on the press briefings entirely. They're merely propaganda anyway.
 
2017-07-17 02:13:53 PM  

Subtonic: Did he do a stint at a Betty Ford clinic?


Nah. The Hubba Bubba Clinic.
 
2017-07-17 02:19:23 PM  
i3.cpcache.com

I love my snekretary coffee mug at the office
 
2017-07-17 02:21:17 PM  
I wonder if any news organizations will actually behave as a news organization and actually bring a camera and report on it. I'm guessing not.
 
2017-07-17 02:22:47 PM  

impaler: [img.fark.net image 674x1500]


I love that one so much.
 
2017-07-17 02:23:24 PM  
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He finally got it back
 
2017-07-17 02:24:03 PM  

Number 216: Look! He's right there hiding behind those bushes! Quick get a camera out!

[img.fark.net image 541x433]


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 02:25:01 PM  
Any update on a start time?
 
2017-07-17 02:28:52 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: If I had a resolve, I would mod Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego and change it to Where in the World is Sean Spicer. Along the way, you would meet the Trump cronies and henchmen. Of course Russia would be a destination and play a significant role in the game.


I'd really love to play that :)

/played the original with my kid
//she's in college now
///she'd get a kick out of a Spicer one
 
2017-07-17 02:31:57 PM  

netizencain: Any update on a start time?


As soon as nobody's paying attention.
 
2017-07-17 02:36:48 PM  
link to audio feed?
 
2017-07-17 02:42:42 PM  
Seriously, though.  We can look back on these tribulations and recollect with fond memory how much Snekretary made life at least somewhat bearable.
 
2017-07-17 02:46:17 PM  
impaler: [img.fark.net image 674x1500]

I love that one so much.


Me, too.  I have that one and Snek "Classic."
 
2017-07-17 03:05:07 PM  
Hells blackened damn and im out of town flee ing harrasments and threats.
 
2017-07-17 03:05:48 PM  
Off-camera? I guess even Republicans need their safe spaces.
 
2017-07-17 03:05:48 PM  
This isnt even my phone
 
2017-07-17 03:06:44 PM  

xanadian: Seriously, though.  We can look back on these tribulations and recollect with fond memory how much Snekretary made life at least somewhat bearable.


Very much so
 
2017-07-17 03:08:47 PM  
It's over. Apparently they're back to adoption.
 
2017-07-17 03:10:22 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's over. Apparently they're back to adoption.


For some reason im reminded of teen girl squad now
 
2017-07-17 03:12:28 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's over. Apparently they're back to adoption.

For some reason im reminded of teen girl squad now


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 03:14:04 PM  
It's not appropriate for me to stand up here and talk about a private business.

Yet Conway did it.  On Camera.
 
2017-07-17 03:15:02 PM  
(Audio is being broadcast on CNN right now)
 
2017-07-17 03:17:27 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Uchiha_Cycliste: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's over. Apparently they're back to adoption.

For some reason im reminded of teen girl squad now

[img.fark.net image 570x420]


The very same. -ITS OVER!
Im saddened i cant post a gif here. I got a 60meg portrait gif down to one and a half but canta ccess it atm. Even made it For spicy threads
 
2017-07-17 03:18:26 PM  
President Trump outsources his Trump-branded goods to overseas countries because of all of the U.S. regulations.

Suuuuuure.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with labor prices.
 
2017-07-17 03:19:58 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Markoff_Cheney: Uchiha_Cycliste: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: It's over. Apparently they're back to adoption.

For some reason im reminded of teen girl squad now

[img.fark.net image 570x420]

The very same. -ITS OVER!
Im saddened i cant post a gif here. I got a 60meg portrait gif down to one and a half but canta ccess it atm. Even made it For spicy threads


Stay safe dude.
 
2017-07-17 03:29:38 PM  
Reporter:  If Ivanka is manufacturing goods overseas and says it's imposible to come back to the US, what is the administration doing about this?

Spicer:  I really can't comment on this.  But it's like when online media hurt newspaper sales.


Seriously.  he compared the growth of online news to making purses in Vietnam.
 
2017-07-17 03:31:51 PM  
Reporter: You told us that within 90 days you guys would report out on national cyber security.  What's the status of this report.  It's now months old.

Spice:  I don't know.
 
2017-07-17 03:33:36 PM  
audio link?
 
2017-07-17 03:34:20 PM  
It just ended on CNN
 
2017-07-17 03:43:01 PM  
So it happened and ended with no video?
 
2017-07-17 03:43:44 PM  
Hopefully there will be a transcript of it later.
 
2017-07-17 03:50:01 PM  
It's not like he actually answered any questions. Most of his responses were variations of "I'll have to get back to you on that" or "I don't know".
 
2017-07-17 04:06:54 PM  

impaler: [img.fark.net image 674x1500]


Poor Snek 🙁
 
2017-07-17 04:11:53 PM  

Vermithrax Perjorative: It's not like he actually answered any questions. Most of his responses were variations of "I'll have to get back to you on that" or "I don't know".


Not entirely.  It was also peppered with blatant lies and false logic.
 
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