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(The Hill)   Millions of Dow Jones customers' data exposed, due to some errant lines of Blender code, according to the supplied "hacker code" photo   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Dow Jones, Dow Jones spokesman,, Wall Street Journal, Dow Jones customers, Dow Jones & Company, Amazon Cloud, Dow Jones publications  
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998 clicks; posted to Business » on 17 Jul 2017 at 4:20 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-07-17 01:10:48 PM  
I'd use entries to the code obfuscation contest for my stock photos.

From here:
2017-07-17 01:13:44 PM  
BTW, if you're a programmer, check out the code from the past contests. They include writeups on how the author approached the problem and some of the tricks they use.
2017-07-17 02:25:48 PM  
Those booleans must be set all over the place.
2017-07-17 02:45:41 PM  
Up here, a "cloud error" means "thunderstorm."

Well, either way, somebody's gonna end up all wet.
2017-07-17 04:41:54 PM  
I read that as a Bender code and was either ready to smoke up or to request a biting of my shiny metal ass
2017-07-17 04:49:35 PM  
Dow Jones customers = rich people?
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