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(Hamilton Journal-News)   Woman at mass shooting at gender-reveal party: I lost my baby. Police: No you didn't   ( journal-news.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Pregnancy, gunshot wounds, multiple gunshot wounds, non-life threatening injuries, adult victim shot, Cheyanne Willis, Prenatal development, Wound  
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2017-07-17 11:53:58 AM  
Oh this gonna be good....
 
2017-07-17 12:10:12 PM  
Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?
 
2017-07-17 12:19:30 PM  

dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?


Oh, they probably paid the shooter to do it, in order to
a) knock off somebody they had a beef with
b) get sympathy
c) get sweet, sweet GoFundMe cash from the gullible
 
2017-07-17 12:22:12 PM  

FrancoFile: dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?

Oh, they probably paid the shooter to do it, in order to
a) knock off somebody they had a beef with
b) get sympathy
c) get sweet, sweet GoFundMe cash from the gullible


Ummm... probably not.
 
2017-07-17 12:51:59 PM  
Munchausen by proxy by proxy?
 
2017-07-17 12:54:49 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 12:55:44 PM  
So...invite the intended victim to a party under false pretenses, then the bloodbath ensues.
img.fark.net
Uncle Walder approves.
 
2017-07-17 12:55:47 PM  
Gender reveal? First image in my head was "show my yours and I will show you mine" party.
 
2017-07-17 12:56:26 PM  
Wasn't the victim a teenaged girl?
 
2017-07-17 12:56:27 PM  
Do gender reveal parties make up a disproportionate amount of human gatherings? It seems like every other day there's some weird shiat going down at a gender reveal party.
 
2017-07-17 12:57:22 PM  
Was this party to assume the baby's gender?? What a bunch of assholes.
 
2017-07-17 12:57:27 PM  
Wow, that's quite a twist. I wonder if she was lying about the baby to twist a commitment from the would-be father, but he got so spooked that he hired some thugs to try to kill her.

Or I'm just dreaming up soap opera plots. Either way, that's what I choose to believe until the matter is resolved.
 
2017-07-17 12:58:36 PM  
At these point, the cast of a soap opera would do a mass walkout, refusing to continue such unbelievable nonsense.
 
2017-07-17 12:59:27 PM  

dv-ous: FrancoFile: dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?

Oh, they probably paid the shooter to do it, in order to
a) knock off somebody they had a beef with
b) get sympathy
c) get sweet, sweet GoFundMe cash from the gullible

Ummm... probably not.


Search gofundme for 'antifa'.  There are many people who purposely set up the situations that can appeal to others and result in cash.
 
2017-07-17 12:59:34 PM  
False pregnancy is a thing, and can be linked to serious mental health issues and delusions.

It's a weird thing, like a lot of weird things when people's brains go bonkers.

I wonder if she really thought she was preggers or just wanted stuff?
 
2017-07-17 12:59:43 PM  

shutyourass: Gender reveal? First image in my head was "show my yours and I will show you mine" party.


This.  Exactly this.

Who the hell would want that?!?!?!
 
2017-07-17 12:59:56 PM  
This can only get gooder and gooder at this point. And by gooder I mean shiatty.
 
2017-07-17 01:00:06 PM  
This is going to end up on some news magazine show.  "Woman fakes pregnancy and ..." - tonight on 20/20.

There's a level of weird here even for FARK.
 
2017-07-17 01:00:36 PM  

dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?


Yea, lets just pretend it didn't happen. *rolls eyes*
 
2017-07-17 01:01:28 PM  
Better twist than most M. Night Shyamalan movies.
 
2017-07-17 01:01:28 PM  
Why are parents dictating what gender their child is? I mean come on, it's 2017.
 
2017-07-17 01:03:10 PM  

hawks9nkh: dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?

Yea, lets just pretend it didn't happen. *rolls eyes*


I think the point is the pregnancy being fake may have nothing to do with nothing with the shooter.
 
2017-07-17 01:05:20 PM  
some states, counties, cities have money for victims of crimes...
  maybe wanted some cash and not working for it ??
 
2017-07-17 01:07:21 PM  
cdn-webimages.wimages.net
 
2017-07-17 01:07:52 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: dv-ous: FrancoFile: dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?

Oh, they probably paid the shooter to do it, in order to
a) knock off somebody they had a beef with
b) get sympathy
c) get sweet, sweet GoFundMe cash from the gullible

Ummm... probably not.

Search gofundme for 'antifa'.  There are many people who purposely set up the situations that can appeal to others and result in cash.


all while people with legitimate needs get ignored.
 
2017-07-17 01:08:15 PM  
Saw this story a while ago. The first thing I thought of, was (really!) some one at the party was going to reveal their NEW gender-like Bruce/Caityn Jenner. That they had a "reassignment" (which I think of as getting moved somewhere else for job related reasons) of their genitals, and TA DA-I am now a __________ .
 
2017-07-17 01:09:06 PM  
The gender reveal party fad is stupid anyway and should be banned.
And while you're banning awful fads, please ban waffle fries and pretzel buns.

/kthxby
 
2017-07-17 01:09:33 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: dv-ous: FrancoFile: dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?

Oh, they probably paid the shooter to do it, in order to
a) knock off somebody they had a beef with
b) get sympathy
c) get sweet, sweet GoFundMe cash from the gullible

Ummm... probably not.

Search gofundme for 'antifa' 'jesus'.  There are many people who purposely set up the situations that can appeal to others and result in cash.


Equally true, and equally irrelevant.

Thanks for playing.
 
2017-07-17 01:09:54 PM  

That Guy...From That Show!: dv-ous: FrancoFile: dv-ous: Well, attention-whores gonna attention-whore, but that doesn't really forgive the shooter. So... meh?

Oh, they probably paid the shooter to do it, in order to
a) knock off somebody they had a beef with
b) get sympathy
c) get sweet, sweet GoFundMe cash from the gullible

Ummm... probably not.

Search gofundme for 'antifa'.  There are many people who purposely set up the situations that can appeal to others and result in cash.


I'm going with d) all of the above
 
2017-07-17 01:10:15 PM  

cgraves67: Wow, that's quite a twist. I wonder if she was lying about the baby to twist a commitment from the would-be father, but he got so spooked that he hired some thugs to try to kill her.

Or I'm just dreaming up soap opera plots. Either way, that's what I choose to believe until the matter is resolved.


Yeah something isn't adding up here..

Was this a robbery attempt, if so, what was stolen?
If you enter a house in the middle of the day to rob it and see 10+ people wouldn't you back the Fark out instead of shooting everyone?
Was this a paid hit?
Wouldn't the hospital have some kind of record of a lost child if she was brought there?
Who's gonna snitch first?

Shall be interesting to see how it plays out..
 
2017-07-17 01:10:42 PM  
"Gender reveal party". This is what black people think white peopke do every weekend.  Well it's not wrong..
 
2017-07-17 01:11:38 PM  
So the plan was..
1. Claim to be pregnant
2. Have baby shower - Get attention and gifts
3. Have gender reveal party - Get more attention and gifts
4. Have funeral - Get even more attention and a free lunch
5. Return all gifts - Get cash

Nice plan, lady.  Reality don't work like that.
 
2017-07-17 01:11:45 PM  
www.okmoviequotes.com
 
2017-07-17 01:11:55 PM  
But serious,

Why all the hate on gender reveal?  It's an excuse for me to eat better food than my wife makes, and drink beer.  It's win win
 
2017-07-17 01:12:26 PM  

abhorrent1: The gender reveal party fad is stupid anyway and should be banned.
And while you're banning awful fads, please ban waffle fries and pretzel buns.

/kthxby


Waffle fries? A fad? Sorry pal, those have been around for decades and are awesome. Particularly with chili and cheese.

The other two things are in fact awful though and the sooner they go away the better.
 
2017-07-17 01:13:04 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: "Gender reveal party". This is what black people think white peopke do every weekend.  Well it's not wrong..


I was actually at the Farmers Market Saturday morning and Sunday morning I was having avocado toast and mimosas with my friends at this chic new brunch restaurant near me.

/why yes I'm a white millenial..
 
2017-07-17 01:13:22 PM  
How is fake babby formed?
 
2017-07-17 01:16:27 PM  

abhorrent1: The gender reveal party fad is stupid anyway and should be banned.
And while you're banning awful fads, please ban waffle fries and pretzel buns.

/kthxby


Waffle fries and pretzel buns? How are things back in 2012?
 
2017-07-17 01:16:45 PM  

abhorrent1: The gender reveal party fad is stupid anyway and should be banned.
And while you're banning awful fads, please ban waffle fries and pretzel buns.

/kthxby


Waffle fries and pretzel buns are delightful though. I'm not sure how you ended up so wrong, but I'll make dang sure everyone on the Internet knows about it.
 
2017-07-17 01:17:45 PM  
Woman lying to police trifecta in play...
 
2017-07-17 01:19:05 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: But serious,

Why all the hate on gender reveal?  It's an excuse for me to eat better food than my wife makes, and drink beer.  It's win win


Some of us have better things to do than deal with other people's tripe.
 
2017-07-17 01:19:19 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: How is fake babby formed?


I dunno......dildo?
 
2017-07-17 01:20:11 PM  
Let me join in on the "gender reveal party is a thing?" band wagon...
 
2017-07-17 01:22:39 PM  

lack of warmth: Hanky Panky Spanky: But serious,

Why all the hate on gender reveal?  It's an excuse for me to eat better food than my wife makes, and drink beer.  It's win win

Some of us have better things to do than deal with other people's tripe.


so don't go?
 
2017-07-17 01:23:30 PM  

lack of warmth: Hanky Panky Spanky: But serious,

Why all the hate on gender reveal?  It's an excuse for me to eat better food than my wife makes, and drink beer.  It's win win

Some of us have better things to do than deal with other people's tripe.


Again, deal with, or eat and drink for free?  One man's garbage....
 
2017-07-17 01:24:48 PM  
What is this crazy lady day on Fark?
 
2017-07-17 01:25:57 PM  

Notorious C.A.W.: Wasn't the victim a teenaged girl?


Why? You missin one?
 
2017-07-17 01:26:01 PM  
just looked her up and this is the first time she's been in the news.
 
2017-07-17 01:27:25 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: But serious,

Why all the hate on gender reveal?  It's an excuse for me to eat better food than my wife makes, and drink beer.  It's win win


I just don't care what gender your baby is going to be. I certainly don't care enough to come to a forced, uncomfortable gather of people I don't really know and/or care for to sit around for a few hours until the mom-to-be opens up a box or cuts open a cake or does something else to say "Yeah, it's going to be a bay/girl!"

Also, this (blurred nursing scene so maybe NSFW?):

Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates: The Official Video
Youtube LbTB3ASkdOo
 
2017-07-17 01:28:32 PM  

chawco: False pregnancy is a thing, and can be linked to serious mental health issues and delusions.

It's a weird thing, like a lot of weird things when people's brains go bonkers.

I wonder if she really thought she was preggers or just wanted stuff?


my vote is mental illness, that's a really long plan to just get free stuff from some parties and any rational person would see it won't work in the long run. Maybe she had a miscarriage and it broke something and her brain refused to accept it. Weird things can happen to a woman mentally when it comes to her offspring.
 
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