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(Daily Mail)   Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I apologize for the two-hour delay but we are now on our way cruising at 36,000 feet and remarkably underweight. Oops that must mean we forgot the luggage   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-07-17 10:37:05 AM  
Whoops. Sorry, I was like all zoned out for a while. Should I have not done that? My bad.

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2017-07-17 11:50:54 AM  
Getting great fuel mileage, though
 
2017-07-17 12:23:14 PM  
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2017-07-17 01:22:54 PM  
Thought it was going to be a story about a airline who caters to skinny people
 
2017-07-17 01:30:28 PM  
"Dozens of Malindo Air passengers".... "when 63 passengers discovered their luggage had vanished."  OK Dozens and the number 63 to me are not the same.  Dozens to me would be maybe 24 or less, but I guess 5 dozen is "Dozens".

"'They had tried to make my wife Ashleigh check in her wedding dress back in Indonesia too. Luckily, she refused.'  shiat that would suck to not have your wedding dress for your wed.... "were on the way back from their Bali wedding" FFS people.
 
2017-07-17 01:35:18 PM  
Question Number One:  have you checked that you have all the fuel you should have? Damn the luggage. Fuel is job number one. Better to forget the passengers and their luggage than the fuel.
 
2017-07-17 01:36:20 PM  
FTA: An irate flyer described it as "The worst flight ever." There were some people flying around September '01 that might disagree. Richie Valenz might disagree. Aaliyah might disagree. It was inconvenient at best. Like OMG. #worstmomentinhistoryeverbecauseitinvolvedme
 
2017-07-17 01:36:55 PM  
They let the bride wear her wedding dress on the plain. But they insisted that she pack the train.

Ha! ha! Pune!
 
2017-07-17 01:37:16 PM  
And typo: read plane for plain.
 
2017-07-17 01:38:13 PM  
Drat! You always miss the mistakes that spoil your joke, never the mistakes that nobody notices. It's a good thing that some mistakes become the joke.
 
2017-07-17 01:39:53 PM  

mike4688: FTA: An irate flyer described it as "The worst flight ever." There were some people flying around September '01 that might disagree. Richie Valenz might disagree. Aaliyah might disagree. It was inconvenient at best. Like OMG. #worstmomentinhistoryeverbecauseitinvolvedme


Then they complained that the crew had their bags. You mean they didn't check their bags? This is an outrage!
 
2017-07-17 01:40:52 PM  
Pennsylvania? Why do these local newspaper sites never include the state they are located in on their banner or in their datelines? Don't they know how the Internet works?
 
2017-07-17 01:42:01 PM  

Cornelius Dribble: Pennsylvania? Why do these local newspaper sites never include the state they are located in on their banner or in their datelines? Don't they know how the Internet works?


On top of that, I put this in the wrong thread. Don't I know how the internet works?
 
2017-07-17 01:42:14 PM  
Yeah, well, let's be honest. Believing you might be needing all those condoms you packed was just wishful thinking anyways.
 
2017-07-17 01:44:21 PM  

brantgoose: Drat! You always miss the mistakes that spoil your joke, never the mistakes that nobody notices. It's a good thing that some mistakes become the joke.


*raises glass of vodak*
Well said.
 
2017-07-17 01:50:28 PM  

Cornelius Dribble: Cornelius Dribble: Pennsylvania? Why do these local newspaper sites never include the state they are located in on their banner or in their datelines? Don't they know how the Internet works?

On top of that, I put this in the wrong thread. Don't I know how the internet works?


Well, at least your baggage got delivered someplace.
 
2017-07-17 01:50:46 PM  

stevenvictx: Thought it was going to be a story about a airline who caters to skinny people


I'd fly with them. I'll fly with screaming kids all day before I sit next to another gigantor with a glandular problem and poor hygiene. I can at least put on headphones to drown out the kids.
 
2017-07-17 01:51:28 PM  

TNel: "Dozens of Malindo Air passengers".... "when 63 passengers discovered their luggage had vanished."  OK Dozens and the number 63 to me are not the same.  Dozens to me would be maybe 24 or less, but I guess 5 dozen is "Dozens".

"'They had tried to make my wife Ashleigh check in her wedding dress back in Indonesia too. Luckily, she refused.'  shiat that would suck to not have your wedding dress for your wed.... "were on the way back from their Bali wedding" FFS people.


For dozens to be less than 24 is stupid, considering 24 would be the minimum requirement to satisfy 2 dozen, and the use of dozen plural.  Their usage is general, but close enough.  The only debat could be using few dozen, or several dozen.
 
2017-07-17 01:54:20 PM  
I was once on a non-stop flight from Dublin to NYC that had to stop at Gander, NF because they didn't
enforce the weight limits on baggage.  Why yes, it was Aer Lingus.
 
2017-07-17 02:05:20 PM  
Check another yay for why i drive instead.
 
2017-07-17 02:23:40 PM  

Linux_Yes: Check another yay for why i drive instead.


The road to and from Bali can be tricky sometimes, though.
 
2017-07-17 03:16:23 PM  

Belligerent and Numerous: Linux_Yes: Check another yay for why i drive instead.

The road to and from Bali can be tricky sometimes, though.


Yeah, what with the locals trying to steal your treasure and not enough Dorothy Lamour to go around and all.
 
2017-07-17 03:39:10 PM  

Belligerent and Numerous: Linux_Yes: Check another yay for why i drive instead.

The road to and from Bali can be tricky sometimes, though.


Ahhh.... First world problems. Someone has to suffer them i guess.
 
2017-07-17 04:31:16 PM  

brantgoose: They let the bride wear her wedding dress on the plain. But they insisted that she pack the train.

Ha! ha! Pune!


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2017-07-17 06:16:07 PM  
Pilot: "Wow, the plane seems to have some extra pep today. You don't think that...?"
Copilot: "Naaah"
 
2017-07-17 08:18:40 PM  
But on the bright side, you don't need to wait so long at the luggage carousel!
 
2017-07-18 01:54:46 AM  

mike4688: FTA: An irate flyer described it as "The worst flight ever." There were some people flying around September '01 that might disagree. Richie Valenz might disagree. Aaliyah might disagree. It was inconvenient at best. Like OMG. #worstmomentinhistoryeverbecauseitinvolvedme


Did it land safely at the airport it said on the ticket with the same number of human beings on board in the same states of health they started with? Then, honey, this isn't even close to being the worst flight ever in Indonesia. Landing with more fuel than expected alone puts it in the top half.
 
2017-07-18 02:01:45 PM  
the luggage can take care of itself.
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