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(KING 5 News)   What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has all the pricks on the outside. That, and they don't fall out of the sunroof while car surfing   ( king5.com) divider line
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2017-07-17 10:19:56 AM  
Hey subby?  How are BMWs like hemmeroids?

Sooner or later, every asshole in Bellevue gets one.
 
2017-07-17 11:37:11 AM  
The 1980s called and would like their Trans-Am joke back, subs.
 
2017-07-17 11:37:43 AM  
Should have taken lessons from these guys.

M.I.A. - "Bad Girls" (Official Video)
Youtube 2uYs0gJD-LE
 
2017-07-17 11:38:44 AM  
As bad as I feel for people dying, whenever they cause a massive traffic tie up that has people sitting in traffic for hours, because they died doing something stupid, I lose a good bit of my sympathy.
 
2017-07-17 11:39:53 AM  
A man was killed early Monday morning after falling out of a moving vehicle on southbound I-405 in Kirkland.

The man fell from out of the vehicle's sunroof while possibly "car-surfing," according to WSP Trooper Rick Johnson.


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2017-07-17 11:40:53 AM  
... and yes, I should have started the video at 1:50.
 
2017-07-17 11:42:41 AM  
Darn Beamers, always causing trouble.
 
2017-07-17 11:43:26 AM  
And the Judges scores are in..
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2017-07-17 11:46:31 AM  
Did he have to be at the ER in 26 minutes?

/dnrtfa
 
2017-07-17 11:48:35 AM  
how do you fall out of a sunroof?
shiat, we used to do it in the back of a pickup truck.
 
2017-07-17 11:51:27 AM  

olapbill: how do you fall out of a sunroof?
shiat, we used to do it in the back of a pickup truck.


He must have been mooning.
 
2017-07-17 11:51:40 AM  
Yeah see you really shouldn't try that unless you're a werewolf.

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2017-07-17 11:55:10 AM  
Woohoo!  DarWINNING!!!!!
 
2017-07-17 11:55:25 AM  
I'm guessing alcohol may have been involved.  Likely for both the driver and surfer.  Nice guy, the driver, watches his buddy fall out of the car and takes off to try to save his own skin.  Hope they find him and add a few more charges (e.g. leaving the scene of an accident involving death) on top of what he would have faced if he'd at least had the decency to stop.
 
2017-07-17 11:56:59 AM  
At least the guy died doing what he loved. Assuming he loved smashing his head into the ground at high speed.
 
2017-07-17 11:59:16 AM  

drxym: At least the guy died doing what he loved. Assuming he loved smashing his head into the ground at high speed.


The last thing to go through the surfer's brain?  Asphalt.
 
2017-07-17 12:00:26 PM  
Good.
 
db2
2017-07-17 12:01:20 PM  
The porcupine's turn signals get used?
 
2017-07-17 12:03:51 PM  

harleyquinnical: Hey subby?  How are BMWs like hemmeroids?

Sooner or later, every asshole in Bellevue gets one.


This wasn't Bellevue. I guess the cops traced the car to some scumbag apartment complex in Kirkland. Not wealthy so much as working middle-class.

It'll end up being some stupid kids, probably even underage.
 
2017-07-17 12:04:04 PM  
For some reason, I was thinking a porcupine fell through the moon roof.  That would have been way cooler.
 
2017-07-17 12:04:37 PM  
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OOF
2017-07-17 12:07:54 PM  
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2017-07-17 12:09:53 PM  
I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?
 
2017-07-17 12:11:07 PM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 565x371]


Oh, look. Chief Wiggum and Snake match wits.

I don't know what Wiggum is saying into to walkie-talkie thing but I imagine he is calling for doughnuts and backup.
 
2017-07-17 12:11:48 PM  

GoldDude: I'm guessing alcohol may have been involved.  Likely for both the driver and surfer.


Another endorsement for pot over alcohol.  If they had been stoned instead, the driver would have been going 12 mph and the passenger would have been busy eating doritos.
 
2017-07-17 12:15:21 PM  

brantgoose: I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?


I assume that the sunroof is open and you are standing on the seat-back so that you're out of the car from the knees up.  Car turns or brakes or accelerates, you slip or lose your balance - bam, you've fallen out of the car.
 
2017-07-17 12:15:21 PM  

brantgoose: I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?


Climb through from inside to the roof, and fall off the back.

But that's not important now.  We need to know how far he slid.
 
2017-07-17 12:18:28 PM  
Oh, Mr. Darwin. You were such a kindly old liberal gent.

How did your name become associated with this red in tooth and claw business. That should of been Mr. Herbert Spencer's game. Even your nerdy eugenicist cousin, Sir Frances Galton would have been a better score-keeper for the self-correcting idiots of this Vale of Tears. You didn't even invent the phrase "survival of the fitness" although it seems apt for a natural selection process which is largely negative--eliminating the unfit rather than pursuing any designs.

I always say that Death is the Great Topiary Artist, cutting away excess foliage like a Michelangelo finding the statue in the Uncarved Stone. Not that there is any intent, design, purpose or afore-thought involved in the Via Negatori of evolution.

But history is chaos. It is not fair. It is not just. It is no more rational and intentional than the weather, upon which so much of it depends. People will spread their praise and blame around willy-nilly, just as Death comes willy-nilly to fools and scoundrels as well as the wise, the beautiful and the good.
 
2017-07-17 12:18:34 PM  
So the driver just kept going and dumped the car? Nice
 
2017-07-17 12:20:16 PM  
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2017-07-17 12:20:31 PM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 565x371]


Kirk to Enterprise, set phasers to stun, lock onto my location!!!
 
2017-07-17 12:21:33 PM  

FrancoFile: brantgoose: I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?

I assume that the sunroof is open and you are standing on the seat-back so that you're out of the car from the knees up.  Car turns or brakes or accelerates, you slip or lose your balance - bam, you've fallen out of the car.


Well, that's plausible. Good work and prompt too. He gives twice who gives promptly, as the former slave and comic actor, Publius Syrianus said. He was the Mother Lode of Ancient Wisdom in the days of the Caesars. To be able to gently mock Caesar and live, that is art and wisdom.
 
2017-07-17 12:22:55 PM  
First heard the cactus/BMW joke from a Nissan 300ZX driver about 1985.

I assume that the dead guy was planking, or at least more than half-body out of the sunroof in some other bizarre alcohol-fueled posture.

So, this incident proves that college students are NOT invincible.
 
2017-07-17 12:23:53 PM  

brantgoose: I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?


This.
You "car surf" on the outside, not from the inside.
 
2017-07-17 12:27:44 PM  
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2017-07-17 12:35:37 PM  
So Vince Vaughn has a new career in law enforcement?
 
2017-07-17 12:40:10 PM  
When I bike in the city the only worse thing than fancy cars is convertibles.

Convertibles are the absolute worst.
 
2017-07-17 12:42:39 PM  
It's an E46. The newest of these cars are twelve years old so they've depreciated to the point where these kinds of assclowns can afford to hoon 'em around and do goofy shiat like this.
 
2017-07-17 12:58:52 PM  

chawco: When I bike in the city the only worse thing than fancy cars is convertibles.

Convertibles are the absolute worst.


Jealousy is an ugly thing.
 
2017-07-17 01:02:36 PM  
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oh please oh please oh please
 
2017-07-17 01:04:50 PM  

SpectroBoy: chawco: When I bike in the city the only worse thing than fancy cars is convertibles.

Convertibles are the absolute worst.

Jealousy is an ugly thing.


Its more having someone gun it past you on a tight spot.with 3 inches to.spare is a scary thing.

If I wanted a car I'd buy a nice reliable automobile. Like a k.car. I always though expensive cars were stupid.

But dune buggy, well I admit it would be fun to drive around in a dummy e buggy all day. Like the ones on GI Joe when I was a kid. Zroom zroom!
 
2017-07-17 01:05:16 PM  

idrow: GoldDude: I'm guessing alcohol may have been involved.  Likely for both the driver and surfer.

Another endorsement for pot over alcohol.  If they had been stoned instead, the driver would have been going 12 mph and the passenger would have been busy eating doritos.


The'yd probably still be at the store arguing about who had to go into the 7-11 to get Doritos.

No way, man.  They KNOW. YOU go in.
 
2017-07-17 01:18:53 PM  

OOF: [img.fark.net image 565x371]


Chachi may not like Joni after he's had a good salad tossing in jail.
 
2017-07-17 01:50:28 PM  
Should be easy to solve, they teach that move at the Police Academy  img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 02:53:54 PM  
Will the family of the dead guy sue BMW?
 
2017-07-17 03:14:19 PM  
Great headline, Subby. It gave me my first chuckle of the day.
 
2017-07-17 03:39:13 PM  
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2017-07-17 04:19:09 PM  
Today is a good day for Darwin.
 
2017-07-17 04:29:06 PM  

brantgoose: Oh, Mr. Darwin. You were such a kindly old liberal gent.

How did your name become associated with this red in tooth and claw business. That should of been Mr. Herbert Spencer's game. Even your nerdy eugenicist cousin, Sir Frances Galton would have been a better score-keeper for the self-correcting idiots of this Vale of Tears. You didn't even invent the phrase "survival of the fitness" although it seems apt for a natural selection process which is largely negative--eliminating the unfit rather than pursuing any designs.

I always say that Death is the Great Topiary Artist, cutting away excess foliage like a Michelangelo finding the statue in the Uncarved Stone. Not that there is any intent, design, purpose or afore-thought involved in the Via Negatori of evolution.

But history is chaos. It is not fair. It is not just. It is no more rational and intentional than the weather, upon which so much of it depends. People will spread their praise and blame around willy-nilly, just as Death comes willy-nilly to fools and scoundrels as well as the wise, the beautiful and the good.


Read any Heinlein lately?
 
2017-07-17 06:46:20 PM  
Awww fark not this shiat again.

Why do I need to keep reminding people that an asshole is an asshole no matter what kind of car they are driving.  An idiot is an idiot no matter what kind of car they are driving.  Hell, I see more assholes, farkups, morons and idiots driving CR-Vs, Nissans, and BroTrucks than I do BMWs.

This has nothing to do with the make and model of the car.

FFS people.
 
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