olapbill: how do you fall out of a sunroof?shiat, we used to do it in the back of a pickup truck.
drxym: At least the guy died doing what he loved. Assuming he loved smashing his head into the ground at high speed.
harleyquinnical: Hey subby? How are BMWs like hemmeroids?Sooner or later, every asshole in Bellevue gets one.
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GoldDude: I'm guessing alcohol may have been involved. Likely for both the driver and surfer.
brantgoose: I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?
FrancoFile: brantgoose: I can see falling into a sunroof while car surfing, but how the Hell do you fall out of one?I assume that the sunroof is open and you are standing on the seat-back so that you're out of the car from the knees up. Car turns or brakes or accelerates, you slip or lose your balance - bam, you've fallen out of the car.
chawco: When I bike in the city the only worse thing than fancy cars is convertibles.Convertibles are the absolute worst.
SpectroBoy: chawco: When I bike in the city the only worse thing than fancy cars is convertibles.Convertibles are the absolute worst.Jealousy is an ugly thing.
idrow: GoldDude: I'm guessing alcohol may have been involved. Likely for both the driver and surfer.Another endorsement for pot over alcohol. If they had been stoned instead, the driver would have been going 12 mph and the passenger would have been busy eating doritos.
brantgoose: Oh, Mr. Darwin. You were such a kindly old liberal gent.How did your name become associated with this red in tooth and claw business. That should of been Mr. Herbert Spencer's game. Even your nerdy eugenicist cousin, Sir Frances Galton would have been a better score-keeper for the self-correcting idiots of this Vale of Tears. You didn't even invent the phrase "survival of the fitness" although it seems apt for a natural selection process which is largely negative--eliminating the unfit rather than pursuing any designs.I always say that Death is the Great Topiary Artist, cutting away excess foliage like a Michelangelo finding the statue in the Uncarved Stone. Not that there is any intent, design, purpose or afore-thought involved in the Via Negatori of evolution.But history is chaos. It is not fair. It is not just. It is no more rational and intentional than the weather, upon which so much of it depends. People will spread their praise and blame around willy-nilly, just as Death comes willy-nilly to fools and scoundrels as well as the wise, the beautiful and the good.
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