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(Phys Org2)   When life gives you lemons, make bioplastics. When life gives you limes, grab the tequila. And life gives you oranges, head for the vodak and hope you're drunk enough to rhyme   ( phys.org) divider line
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2017-07-17 09:47:55 AM  
Are these bioplastics combustible, by any chance? Asking for a CEO.
 
2017-07-17 10:03:47 AM  
 
2017-07-17 10:05:37 AM  
all fear the vodak
 
2017-07-17 10:53:32 AM  
Door hinges.
 
2017-07-17 11:08:36 AM  
Blorange is a word for a type of hair dye and it rhymes with orange.


Blorenge is a place in Wales and it rhymes with orange


Now you can tell all those smug people that say 'nothing rhymes with orange' that they are not only annoying twats, they are wrong.
 
2017-07-17 11:11:49 AM  
I ate an orange
On the hillside of Blorenge
My hair was blorange

I like disjointed poetry that seems like the start of a limerick but then shifts styles halfway through into Haiku...
 
2017-07-17 11:14:13 AM  

kevlar51: all fear the vodak


I can see from my chair 21 empty bottles of Smirnoff (70cl) and six empty bottles of Stolichnaya (1l)

Vodak fears me
 
2017-07-17 11:51:08 AM  
You idiots.

Make bioplastics out of SLUDGE, not out of stuff that people can god damn eat.
 
2017-07-17 12:19:50 PM  
When life hands you lemons, you burn life's house down.
 
2017-07-17 02:24:13 PM  

Driedsponge: When life hands you lemons, you burn life's house down.


With the Lemons
 
2017-07-17 03:44:36 PM  

Rob3Fan: Driedsponge: When life hands you lemons, you burn life's house down.

With the Lemons


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2017-07-17 06:37:14 PM  

dready zim: Blorange is a word for a type of hair dye and it rhymes with orange.


Blorenge is a place in Wales and it rhymes with orange


Now you can tell all those smug people that say 'nothing rhymes with orange' that they are not only annoying twats, they are wrong.


There are words that rhyme with "silver" too. Like "blilver", which is a category of pocket lint which I totally didn't just make up so there would be a word that rhymes with orange.
 
2017-07-17 06:37:29 PM  
rhymes with silver dammit
 
2017-07-17 09:13:09 PM  

dready zim: Blorange is a word for a type of hair dye and it rhymes with orange.


Blorenge is a place in Wales and it rhymes with orange


Now you can tell all those smug people that say 'nothing rhymes with orange' that they are not only annoying twats, they are wrong.


Mincing "blonde" and "orange" into one of those couples combo words like "Bennifer" and "Branjelina" doesn't mean it's a word that rhymes. I'll give you Blorenge, because it exists.
 
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