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(Daily Mail)   Filing a false police report can result in jail time. Especially when you send fake texts that purport to be from some poor guy who didn't want to date you. Subby's just assuming   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-07-17 06:25:43 AM  
Assumption wrong. Closer to home.
 
2017-07-17 09:54:46 AM  
Never share passwords.
 
2017-07-17 12:20:58 PM  
Awesome!  Basically a 'troll' has been jailed for trolling.
 
2017-07-17 12:26:48 PM  
Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.
 
2017-07-17 12:29:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 12:30:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 12:31:08 PM  
You know you've hit rock bottom when even your alter ego doesn't want to date you
 
2017-07-17 12:32:04 PM  
and climbed onto her garage

Does that work? Cause I have ladder.
 
2017-07-17 12:37:42 PM  
Police became suspicious after they saw what she looked like
 
2017-07-17 12:38:03 PM  
That is truly sad.
 
2017-07-17 12:49:33 PM  

idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.


This.
 
2017-07-17 12:52:43 PM  

OldJames: Police became suspicious after they saw what she looked like


His looks also matters.  If he looks worse than her, believable.  He must be decent looking guy to get where they did.
 
2017-07-17 01:14:16 PM  
Wow now that is a special kind of crazy/stupid dedication.
 
2017-07-17 01:14:26 PM  
I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones
 
2017-07-17 01:14:59 PM  
ex-girlfriend of my niece's boyfriend SWATted her.  The ex-girlfriend called the police claiming to be my niece, and that she'd been kidnapped and was being held by the boyfirend.  We live in a small enough town that the police called her parents to see if everything was all right.  They still showed up in full armor and assault rifles, but they didn't kick down the door or shoot the dog.
 
2017-07-17 01:15:58 PM  
Now that lady is craaaaaazy
 
2017-07-17 01:16:25 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones


The ones you hear about are the ones where it happened to AW's, so they could very well be fake.  The ones that don't make the headlines are real, and there's a lot more of them.
 
2017-07-17 01:22:42 PM  

idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.


only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women
 
2017-07-17 01:23:51 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones


wrong
 
2017-07-17 01:28:17 PM  

pete85: Hanky Panky Spanky: I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones

wrong


Eyes roll.
 
2017-07-17 01:35:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-07-17 01:46:12 PM  
Had to deal with a woman in the past who insisted that her local Sheriff, the state police and the FBI were all working on her case.  Why she had to call us made no sense, since she said that we had to prove her case for her under penalty of law.  (sure, sure)

Email from her own account to herself, that she was trying to claim was from her dead husband's account.  Dead husband in her contacts, swore up and down that she didn't put it there.  Claiming that *someone* was harassing her and we had to figure out who.

Look lady, IT'S YOU.  You're doing this to yourself and trying to claim some sort of conspiracy.

I looked at the case later.  Called back demanding someone higher up, complaining that I refused to help her, when I'd spent over an hour looking it over and everything she claimed was bullshiat or originated from her own accounts.  In the end, the company referred her to law enforcement and refused further contact.
 
2017-07-17 01:47:35 PM  

groppet: Wow now that is a special kind of crazy/stupid dedication.


Seriously. She should run for office.
 
2017-07-17 01:54:29 PM  

lack of warmth: OldJames: Police became suspicious after they saw what she looked like

His looks also matters.  If he looks worse than her, believable.  He must be decent looking guy to get where they did.


Also, location. In the US? He's spending some time in jail without bond and the case goes to trial, even if he's a lacrosse player from a sucky university.

/Listen and believe, shiatlords!
 
2017-07-17 01:57:51 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones


Nah. stuff like this is just too easy to fake and be believed by someone. Doesn't mean there aren't plenty of legit cases.
 
2017-07-17 02:04:07 PM  
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reminds me of this incident.....dude was texting me and wouldn't listen. this is how it went:

him: Yo Isa, this is ___ from the club Friday night. What up girl
me: wrong number dude
him: Girl quit playin LOL. Can't stop thinking about you. What you up to 2 nite
me: seriously, wrong number
him: Isa don't be like that. Let's hang out
me: dude. stop. wrong number.
(then that happened)
 
2017-07-17 03:06:53 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: ex-girlfriend of my niece's boyfriend SWATted her.  The ex-girlfriend called the police claiming to be my niece, and that she'd been kidnapped and was being held by the boyfirend.  We live in a small enough town that the police called her parents to see if everything was all right.  They still showed up in full armor and assault rifles, but they didn't kick down the door or shoot the dog.


What kind of slack non-professional police force do you have out there??
 
2017-07-17 03:26:18 PM  

rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 324x500]

reminds me of this incident.....dude was texting me and wouldn't listen. this is how it went:

him: Yo Isa, this is ___ from the club Friday night. What up girl
me: wrong number dude
him: Girl quit playin LOL. Can't stop thinking about you. What you up to 2 nite
me: seriously, wrong number
him: Isa don't be like that. Let's hang out
me: dude. stop. wrong number.
(then that happened)


I'd say Isabella was smart to avoid that mental deficient
 
2017-07-17 03:45:04 PM  
British Woman: "He is obsessed with my beauty!"
i.dailymail.co.uk
British Police: "Riiiiiiiiight."
 
2017-07-17 04:01:47 PM  

pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women


This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?
 
2017-07-17 04:23:34 PM  

WoodyHayes: pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women

This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?


what harm do these women do to other women who make truthful accusations? unless you mean that they are used as examples to support some bullshiat idea that most accusations are fake, and people who do that are allready assholes.
 
2017-07-17 04:25:27 PM  

pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women

This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?

what harm do these women do to other women who make truthful accusations? unless you mean that they are used as examples to support some bullshiat idea that most accusations are fake, and people who do that are allready assholes.


just to be clear, this biatch deserves punishment, and i'm sure there are more people who think your post and its implication are dumb
 
2017-07-17 04:37:27 PM  

Hanky Panky Spanky: pete85: Hanky Panky Spanky: I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones

wrong

Eyes roll.


because of a sezure? maybe you're not stupid, you just have a medical condition
 
2017-07-17 04:56:03 PM  

pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women

This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?

what harm do these women do to other women who make truthful accusations?


You were born in 1985 (assumption derived from your name) and you're asking me that? You're not a kid who doesn't know what life is yet, come on.

If that is an honest question on your part, say so and I'll answer it. If you're trolling, say so and then sucker somebody else the next go 'round. Do me the honor of answering truthfully.
 
2017-07-17 04:58:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 06:23:57 PM  

WoodyHayes: pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women

This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?

what harm do these women do to other women who make truthful accusations?

You were born in 1985 (assumption derived from your name) and you're asking me that? You're not a kid who doesn't know what life is yet, come on.

If that is an honest question on your part, say so and I'll answer it. If you're trolling, say so and then sucker somebody else the next go 'round. Do me the honor of answering truthfully.


honest question. why not quote everything i wrote?
 
2017-07-17 06:42:34 PM  

pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women

This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?

what harm do these women do to other women who make truthful accusations?

You were born in 1985 (assumption derived from your name) and you're asking me that? You're not a kid who doesn't know what life is yet, come on.

If that is an honest question on your part, say so and I'll answer it. If you're trolling, say so and then sucker somebody else the next go 'round. Do me the honor of answering truthfully.

honest question. why not quote everything i wrote?


Because I'm having one hell of a time believing that your question is a serious one. farking hell, you got me.
 
2017-07-17 07:32:37 PM  
Bell tent-sized apprentice Dworkenite?

*clicks link*

Yep.
 
2017-07-17 07:45:17 PM  

WoodyHayes: pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: WoodyHayes: pete85: idrow: Glad she got jail time for that.  Women who make fake accusations do so much harm to women that actually need help or who have been assaulted.

only in the eyes of people who already have a hard time believing women

This is the hill you chose to die on, something which no person on the planet takes issue with besides yourself?

what harm do these women do to other women who make truthful accusations?

You were born in 1985 (assumption derived from your name) and you're asking me that? You're not a kid who doesn't know what life is yet, come on.

If that is an honest question on your part, say so and I'll answer it. If you're trolling, say so and then sucker somebody else the next go 'round. Do me the honor of answering truthfully.

honest question. why not quote everything i wrote?

Because I'm having one hell of a time believing that your question is a serious one. farking hell, you got me.


you haven't explained anything but ok... attack me if you want
 
2017-07-17 08:53:33 PM  
So she's in jail for "wasting the police department's time" and NOT for breaking into someone else's social media account and sending messages?
 
2017-07-17 10:53:24 PM  

pete85: Hanky Panky Spanky: pete85: Hanky Panky Spanky: I think most of the stuff like this, from people burning crosses on their own lawn to cry racism, to the cop who spray painted his own truck with BLM protest slogans, are all fake.  Definitely at least more fakes real ones

wrong

Eyes roll.

because of a sezure? maybe you're not stupid, you just have a medical condition


Is that how you spell seizure?  Turn spell check on when you call people stupid. Haha. Sick burn
 
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