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(Fox 5 San Diego)   American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today   ( fox5sandiego.com) divider line
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2017-07-17 06:25:32 AM  
Must have been one hell of a fart.
 
2017-07-17 08:17:10 AM  
what's his fark handle?

/seat belt extender or two full seats?
 
2017-07-17 08:18:15 AM  
It stinks.
 
2017-07-17 08:23:01 AM  
Plane evacuated after passenger evacuated.
 
2017-07-17 08:23:51 AM  
Cleared the area faster than an Amy Schumer comedy show.
 
2017-07-17 08:26:26 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:33:06 AM  
I doubt the culprit was hard to identify.

He would have been the only one with a smile on his face.
 
2017-07-17 08:39:41 AM  
Did anybody say whomever smelt it dealt it?
 
2017-07-17 08:42:29 AM  
Now, I once cleared out the back of a 24' box truck after a week-long whiskey and grilled meat bender...

An entire airplane?  I'm impressed.
 
2017-07-17 08:42:31 AM  
Jeebus, Ann Coulter's revenge knows no bounds.
 
2017-07-17 08:42:35 AM  
That's some special bragging rights there...
 
2017-07-17 08:45:46 AM  
One smart fellow?
 
2017-07-17 08:47:35 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:47:54 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:48:17 AM  
The source of this story is the Onion?
 
2017-07-17 08:50:32 AM  
You'll like the Boeing Dreamliner.

Part of the design included a lower cabin pressure. Cabin pressure, as you know, is a prime culprit in the passenger in the seat in front of you passing gas. The official design methodology included solving the problem.


From some of the stories you hear mid Atlantic when the stew is consoling you in the back of the plane, quite aware of the concert going on at seat level one row forward..
 
2017-07-17 08:52:14 AM  
Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."
 
2017-07-17 08:52:27 AM  
He should have waited until he got on an express elevator to the 100th floor.
 
2017-07-17 08:52:35 AM  
Authorities investigated the incident and determined that one of the passengers had "passed gas," the news station reported. Officials said later that it was a "medical call."

Sounds more like they passed a small intestine.
 
2017-07-17 08:53:38 AM  

Jake Havechek: Must have been one hell of a fart.


Taco Bell:  Weapon of Ass Destruction
 
2017-07-17 08:55:04 AM  
CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.
 
2017-07-17 08:55:12 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:56:01 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


He must have been the farter, seeing his quick denial.
 
2017-07-17 08:56:34 AM  

baronbloodbath: Authorities investigated the incident and determined that one of the passengers had "passed gas," the news station reported. Officials said later that it was a "medical call."

Sounds more like they passed a small intestine.


It was so impressive it put the "pro" in "prolapse".
 
2017-07-17 08:56:56 AM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


Did it feel like a blowtorch against your leg?
 
2017-07-17 08:57:11 AM  
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Impressive
 
2017-07-17 08:58:18 AM  
People on the flight complained of headaches and nausea

That guy might want go see a doctor.
 
2017-07-17 08:58:28 AM  
Wasn't there a story about a guy who consumed a pesticide and then went on a plane and had pesticide-laden fart gas? Which forced the pilot to abort the flight. Just googled it but couldn't find it.
 
2017-07-17 08:59:55 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:00:57 AM  

baronbloodbath: Authorities investigated the incident and determined that one of the passengers had "passed gas," the news station reported. Officials said later that it was a "medical call."

Sounds more like they passed a small intestine.


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2017-07-17 09:04:08 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


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2017-07-17 09:04:42 AM  

Egalitarian: Wasn't there a story about a guy who consumed a pesticide and then went on a plane and had pesticide-laden fart gas? Which forced the pilot to abort the flight. Just googled it but couldn't find it.


Sounds like that guy really had a bug up his ass.
 
2017-07-17 09:05:29 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:06:05 AM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


I had a cat that loved my farts. She'd sit on my lap while I would watch TV. If I guffed she'd drink it in.
 
2017-07-17 09:06:39 AM  
It was the guy wearing:
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2017-07-17 09:06:45 AM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


When you can clear the cats from a sound sleep, you've hit the jackpot!  XD
 
2017-07-17 09:08:22 AM  

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IT WAS ME, AMERICAN AIRLINES! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

 
2017-07-17 09:13:26 AM  
It's not news, it's Fart.com
 
2017-07-17 09:14:05 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:14:19 AM  

BalugaJoe: It stinks.


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2017-07-17 09:16:44 AM  
I'm legendary at my work for having caused one of the girls to retch all over the place after passing by one of my blasts.
 
2017-07-17 09:18:24 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:19:58 AM  
I was on a bus once and I couldn't hold it in any longer and let it go, it was silent. It smelled and in front of me was a man and his toddler daughter. About a minute later he took her to the bathroom I assume the change her diaper.
 
2017-07-17 09:21:20 AM  
Someone had hush puppies...
 
2017-07-17 09:25:06 AM  
Ever had the other poker players at the table threaten to hold you down and shove a sock filled with baking soda up yer a$$?

/just that one time
//that was enough
 
OOF
2017-07-17 09:27:22 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:27:55 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.
 
2017-07-17 09:29:00 AM  
I thought Leo the Fart was dead?
 
2017-07-17 09:29:30 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Ever had the other poker players at the table threaten to hold you down and shove a sock filled with baking soda up yer a$$?

/just that one time
//that was enough


That used to be solved by everyone smoking cigars at the table.
 
2017-07-17 09:30:03 AM  
More fake news.
 
2017-07-17 09:31:42 AM  

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Ivor Biggun - I've Farted
Youtube AiZPqTfCBis
 
2017-07-17 09:34:48 AM  
An entire plane? Even if I ate 6 pickled eggs, a double helping of broccoli, 8 ounces of cheddar, a six pack of Genessee, and a nice big bowl of chili, could I accomplish such a feat.
 
2017-07-17 09:39:25 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:41:42 AM  
I once ate at one of those garlic themed restaurants. I could have easily forced a plane to land the next morning.
 
2017-07-17 09:45:43 AM  
"Reports that an American Airlines plane at Raleigh-Durham International Airport was evacuated on Sunday after a passenger "passed gas" are untrue, the airline said in a statement."

Whoever denied it, supplied it
 
2017-07-17 09:49:09 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:53:12 AM  

WildDad: That's some special bragging rights there...


And I have a new role model.
 
2017-07-17 09:53:22 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:54:14 AM  
Are they giving these out instead of peanuts now?

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2017-07-17 09:56:24 AM  
An airport spokesperson originally told WNCN the odor was caused by a passenger who "passed gas." An updated statement from the airport referred to the incident a "medical call" after the planed deplaned "normally."
"The medical call came in for someone affected by an odor after the plane deplaned normally," the airport official said in the statement.


Someone was paid to write that. Someone was interviewed, hired as a professional writer, and one day at work, they typed that up and hit "submit".
 
2017-07-17 09:59:46 AM  

happydude45: Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."

This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.


Um.  It's not news...it's fark. Pro-tip, don't come here for hard facts based on headlines.
 
2017-07-17 10:00:46 AM  
Airlines routinely fark people over and get away with it, but they won't own up to somebody squeezing cheese on the tarmac.

Sad!
 
2017-07-17 10:03:21 AM  
Never let the truth get in the way of a mediocre headline.
 
2017-07-17 10:03:29 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


Oh sure, that's what they WANT us to think.
 
2017-07-17 10:07:58 AM  
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2017-07-17 10:12:29 AM  
I remember a certain TFer who, having farted, didn't fess up to the fact even after building maintenance came in and started tearing up drywall to look for the source of the odor.
 
2017-07-17 10:14:29 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [www.writeups.org image 500x558]


I always wondered why he choose "The Spleen" as his superhero name. I don't think the spleen has anything to do with rectal gassification, does it?
 
2017-07-17 10:17:04 AM  
So why is it still an evacuation? They just pulled up to the gate and were all going to exit the plane anyway.
 
2017-07-17 10:19:38 AM  

Jake Havechek: Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.

Did it feel like a blowtorch against your leg?


I probably shouldn't be surprised that Wikipedia has a very in-depth article on "Fart Lighting".

FTFW:  "Such experiments typically occur on camping trips and in single-sex group residences, such as tree-houses, dormitories, or fraternity houses"
 
2017-07-17 10:20:17 AM  

happydude45: Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."

This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.


Fark isn't about truth and the actual news, quite the opposite.  Check out the politics tab to see how far most people are from actual reality.   Almost everybody loves a freak show and this is a good one to have fun at, not take seriously.
 
2017-07-17 10:24:30 AM  
I'd rather smell my farts than anybody's.
 
2017-07-17 10:25:46 AM  

MikeyFuccon: I doubt the culprit was hard to identify.

He would have been the only one with a smile on his face.


No, it was the man or woman looking around like it was someone else
 
2017-07-17 10:27:29 AM  

That Guy...From That Show!: Check out the politics tab to see how far most people are from actual reality


Ah, the dumpster fire of the internet.  Someone should do a study.
 
2017-07-17 10:29:20 AM  
Wouldn't it be awesome if we could see farts? (I am proud to admit that I've managed to manufacture one or two in my lifetime that you could probably see...)
 
2017-07-17 10:30:21 AM  
That air-biscuit was actually just a giant nothing burger!
 
2017-07-17 10:30:55 AM  
People who complain about the veracity of Fark headlines are the same dorks who call the Syfy Channel to complain when they cancel one of their cheesebag space soap operas.
 
2017-07-17 10:32:43 AM  

Dodger: Wouldn't it be awesome if we could see farts? (I am proud to admit that I've managed to manufacture one or two in my lifetime that you could probably see...)


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2017-07-17 10:33:35 AM  

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Keeripes man, somebody light a match.
 
2017-07-17 10:36:42 AM  

happydude45: Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."

This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.


On the bright side you can see who read the article and who didn't...
Seems about 5 of us read the article.
 
2017-07-17 10:42:17 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


I'm not exactly convinced. Had a coworker that was taking so protein powder crap.  His farts were frequent and could give people in the next room a headache.  In an enclosed plane I can totally believe this.  I suspect the story was changed to save a customer embarrassment as I'm sure the press started asking who farted.
 
2017-07-17 10:42:18 AM  

mrsleep: happydude45: Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."

This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.

On the bright side you can see who read the article and who didn't...
Seems about 5 of us read the article.


Oh I read it, it's just not often I can use the Stimpy searching for his lost fart image.  This thread was as close as the opportunity was going to be.
 
2017-07-17 10:44:07 AM  

Jake Havechek: People who complain about the veracity of Fark headlines are the same dorks who call the Syfy Channel to complain when they cancel one of their cheesebag space soap operas.


uhh no.
 
2017-07-17 10:47:35 AM  

olapbill: Jake Havechek: People who complain about the veracity of Fark headlines are the same dorks who call the Syfy Channel to complain when they cancel one of their cheesebag space soap operas.

uhh no.


Coming to SyFy summer 2018

Fartnado!
 
2017-07-17 10:52:23 AM  

special20: Dodger: Wouldn't it be awesome if we could see farts? (I am proud to admit that I've managed to manufacture one or two in my lifetime that you could probably see...)

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Apparently that's a hoax. And the last thread I was in where somebody pointed out that it was a hoax, another guy chimed in that he was in the Air Force and worked with ultra-top-shelf IR cameras of the sort that are meant to be able to see individual nose hairs from beyond the moon. He said he and his buddies had conducted weeks and weeks of research, trying to get their farts to show up in a meaningful way, and they couldn't.

I'm not sure I'd necessarily believe it was a hoax from some random YouTube video, but I absolutely trust that this was the first and possibly the only thing a bunch of 20-something enlisted guys spent their time on when given an IR camera.
 
2017-07-17 10:53:40 AM  

Jake Havechek: People who complain about the veracity of Fark headlines are the same dorks who call the Syfy Channel to complain when they cancel one of their cheesebag space soap operas.

CAPRICA

 HAD POTENTIAL DAMMIT!
 
2017-07-17 10:59:48 AM  

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You laugh, but I used to work with a guy who would leave the office bathroom smelling like something had literally crawled up his ass and died from eating beans mixed with formaldehyde.

I honestly considered talking to him about seeing a doctor.
 
2017-07-17 11:12:18 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


A fart so stupendous, that it actually broke the plane!
 
2017-07-17 11:14:33 AM  
Per this one, is a member of the flight crew:

http://www.wral.com/flight-crew-evacuates-plane-at-rdu-over-passed-ga​s​-/16823919/

Local source.
 
2017-07-17 11:15:52 AM  
I read the story this morning on my cell phone and just looked down at my Boston Terrier and said "what the hell were you doing on a plane today mister?"
 
2017-07-17 11:16:24 AM  
My college roommate would weaponize his farts with Doritos. When we moved out, we had to throw away his lazyboy because the cushion was so infused with death. I blame him for the lack of girls coming into our room. Yep all his fault.
 
2017-07-17 11:20:21 AM  

Mztlplx: Now, I once cleared out the back of a 24' box truck after a week-long whiskey and grilled meat bender...

An entire airplane?  I'm impressed


Best I've ever done was a NYC Subway car, not at rush hour. Not as impressive an area but considering the normal smells down there still one I'm quite proud of.
 
2017-07-17 11:22:48 AM  

cptcaveman: Per this one, is a member of the flight crew:

http://www.wral.com/flight-crew-evacuates-plane-at-rdu-over-passed-gas​-/16823919/

Local source.


This is the word locally.  A crew member was the source of the miasma.  I think it was a flight attendant named Betty.
 
2017-07-17 11:25:44 AM  
I've known a couple of people with plane-clearing firepower. One of them needed no special fuel whatsoever.
"Oh, you don't want to be around when I eat broccoli!"
"You don't want to be here when I drink s glass of water."
 
2017-07-17 11:32:03 AM  
We're American Airlines.....

Something special in the air
 
2017-07-17 11:32:17 AM  
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/surprised this wasn't posted yet
 
2017-07-17 11:35:31 AM  
Gloria Ramirez
 
2017-07-17 11:36:31 AM  

BalugaJoe: It stinks.


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2017-07-17 11:42:56 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Someone had hush puppies...


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2017-07-17 11:52:44 AM  

Jake Havechek: Cleared the area faster than an Amy Schumer comedy show.


See how my voice filled the room?

Ya, I saw how people left to make room for it.
 
2017-07-17 11:54:35 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


He who denied it, supplied it.
 
2017-07-17 12:01:15 PM  
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2017-07-17 12:02:27 PM  

cptcaveman: Per this one, is a member of the flight crew:

http://www.wral.com/flight-crew-evacuates-plane-at-rdu-over-passed-gas​-/16823919/

Local source.


Someone thinks they spotted a UFO, government calls it swamp gas.

Some people think someone passed gas on an airplane, airline declares mechanical problem.

wut?  I think I'd prefer the gas over plane could break down during flight.

On a serious note, do airplanes have air exchange system, to refreshen the air in the pressurized cab?  It would seem to me that it would be very possible to do such a thing.  I get the airlines don't care about most of their passengers, but to improve first class, it may be worth it.
 
2017-07-17 12:07:36 PM  
Where did they bury the survivors?
 
2017-07-17 12:19:17 PM  
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OOF
2017-07-17 12:19:25 PM  
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2017-07-17 12:30:57 PM  
Lighting farts was pretty much a standard evening activity at the Teen Club on base when I was growing up. The Teen Club was just a hang-out on base. Pool tables, dance floor, games, etc. It was a way to keep all of us destructive little base-brat shiats all in one place at night instead of destroying the base... It was just easier for the MPs.

We had one interior doorway that was unofficially dubbed "The Flame Frame".  Whenever anyone felt a winner coming on they would lay on the floor on their back, legs in the air on either side of the door frame. Whoever volunteered as the "firemaster" would position him/herself and await the signal from the flatulator, whereupon they would light the bic and, with a crowd gathered, would make some awesome little rectal flamethrowers.

It was all fun and games until the night Barney Allen lit one that arched upwards and caught BOTH of his frayed jeans pant-cuffs on fire. We put him out with multiple bottles of Pop-Shoppe pop (Creme Soda I think). He ended up with 2nd degree burns around his ankles. Best. Night. Evar! (That would have been in 1973 or so. I'll bet they're still talking about it in Summerside...)
 
2017-07-17 12:32:00 PM  
His fark title is MOAB++.  send him to the best Korea as a warning shot!
 
2017-07-17 12:42:46 PM  

garandman1a: Mztlplx: Now, I once cleared out the back of a 24' box truck after a week-long whiskey and grilled meat bender...

An entire airplane?  I'm impressed

Best I've ever done was a NYC Subway car, not at rush hour. Not as impressive an area but considering the normal smells down there still one I'm quite proud of.


Caused a company meeting to be relocated outside..  10 seconds to clear the room...  running was involved.
 
2017-07-17 12:53:43 PM  

Dodger: Lighting farts was pretty much a standard evening activity at the Teen Club on base when I was growing up.


Hot tip: don't do this naked. The jeans serve an important function!
 
2017-07-17 12:55:38 PM  

Egres74: Dodger: Lighting farts was pretty much a standard evening activity at the Teen Club on base when I was growing up.

Hot tip: don't do this naked. The jeans serve an important function!


Polyester pants may be a bad idea too.
 
2017-07-17 01:10:28 PM  

Dodger: some_beer_drinker: [www.writeups.org image 500x558]

I always wondered why he choose "The Spleen" as his superhero name. I don't think the spleen has anything to do with rectal gassification, does it?


good point
 
2017-07-17 01:12:46 PM  
I had taco bell for lunch!
Youtube lisX3Or6twc
 
2017-07-17 01:14:50 PM  

lack of warmth: On a serious note, do airplanes have air exchange system, to refreshen the air in the pressurized cab? It would seem to me that it would be very possible to do such a thing. I get the airlines don't care about most of their passengers, but to improve first class, it may be worth it.


They do. The engines suck air into the cabin. I don't know much more detail than that though. There's probably someone who can explain it better. Or google.
 
2017-07-17 01:17:21 PM  
9 Bobby Jimmy & The Critters - Somebody Farted
Youtube 3xf45nHi4xQ
 
2017-07-17 01:28:50 PM  

burncheese: lack of warmth: On a serious note, do airplanes have air exchange system, to refreshen the air in the pressurized cab? It would seem to me that it would be very possible to do such a thing. I get the airlines don't care about most of their passengers, but to improve first class, it may be worth it.

They do. The engines suck air into the cabin. I don't know much more detail than that though. There's probably someone who can explain it better. Or google.


Pressurization systems constantly pump fresh, outside air into the fuselage. To control the interior pressure, and allow old, stinky air to exit, there is a motorized door called an outflow valvelocated near the tail of the aircraft. It's about the size of a briefcase and located on the side or bottom of the fuselage. Larger aircraft often have two outflow valves. The valves are automatically controlled by the aircraft's pressurization system. If higher pressure is needed inside the cabin, the door closes. To reduce cabin pressure, the door slowly opens, allowing more air to escape. It's one of the simplest systems on an aircraft.

http://aerosavvy.com/aircraft-pressurization/
 
2017-07-17 01:35:36 PM  

mr lawson: [media2.giphy.com image 400x300]


That's disgusting.

Anyone have her contact info?

/asking for a friend
 
2017-07-17 01:49:05 PM  
A fart that could end a marriage......


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-07-17 02:01:36 PM  
I didn't know my wife was travelling today.
 
2017-07-17 02:04:36 PM  
 
2017-07-17 02:07:23 PM  

Dodger: burncheese: lack of warmth: On a serious note, do airplanes have air exchange system, to refreshen the air in the pressurized cab? It would seem to me that it would be very possible to do such a thing. I get the airlines don't care about most of their passengers, but to improve first class, it may be worth it.

They do. The engines suck air into the cabin. I don't know much more detail than that though. There's probably someone who can explain it better. Or google.

Pressurization systems constantly pump fresh, outside air into the fuselage. To control the interior pressure, and allow old, stinky air to exit, there is a motorized door called an outflow valvelocated near the tail of the aircraft. It's about the size of a briefcase and located on the side or bottom of the fuselage. Larger aircraft often have two outflow valves. The valves are automatically controlled by the aircraft's pressurization system. If higher pressure is needed inside the cabin, the door closes. To reduce cabin pressure, the door slowly opens, allowing more air to escape. It's one of the simplest systems on an aircraft.

- http://aerosavvy.com/aircraft-pressurization/


Cool. Thanks.
 
2017-07-17 02:15:18 PM  

Jake Havechek: Must have been one hell of a fart.


Next stop: colon cancer.
Yep u dig ur grave w ur fork.
 
2017-07-17 02:17:36 PM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


The only gas is in the company board meetings.
 
2017-07-17 02:19:54 PM  

Jake Havechek: Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."

He must have been the farter, seeing his quick denial.


He did it only because there was more room outside than inside.
 
2017-07-17 02:21:45 PM  

Swiss Colony: Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.

I had a cat that loved my farts. She'd sit on my lap while I would watch TV. If I guffed she'd drink it in.


I guess dogs win the which one is smarter thing.
 
2017-07-17 02:23:01 PM  

Matthew Keene: I'm legendary at my work for having caused one of the girls to retch all over the place after passing by one of my blasts.


I imagine it keeps ur weekend calender free.
 
2017-07-17 02:29:22 PM  

etoof: A fart that could end a marriage......


[img.fark.net image 450x323]


The very first thing that popped into my head when seeing that photo: "Pussy farts"

You George Carlin fans know what I'm talkin about!
 
2017-07-17 02:33:10 PM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-07-17 02:41:42 PM  
Taco Bell will now be banned from all airports
 
2017-07-17 02:43:04 PM  

burncheese: So why is it still an evacuation? They just pulled up to the gate and were all going to exit the plane anyway.


I'm not sure about you, but usually farts precede an evacuation in my bathroom.  In more ways than one.  First my own evacuation of my bowels, second, my rabbit learned quickly that a fart was the warning siren and would quickly leave the bathroom upon hearing one.
 
2017-07-17 03:51:40 PM  

happydude45: Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.



Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."

This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.


Ok numbnuts... if you read the URL, you will notice this: "http://fox5sandiego.com/2017/07/16/person-passes-gas-on-american-air​li​nes-plane-forces-all-passengers-off-at-nc-airport/ "
The original headline was "Person Passes Gas on American Airlines Plane, Forces all Passengers Off at NC Airport".  The news agency that this was linked from updated their headline after the airline denied it.

On an unrelated side note... can we stop using the term "Fake News" unless we are making fun of Trump and his followers... maybe Fark can change "Fake News" like they do when you type fark...
 
2017-07-17 04:18:03 PM  
Airlines need to invent a fart detector so they can begin issuing fines to people who fart. I imagine something like $500 per fart ought to do the trick. Then distribute to the affected passengers in the area.

/ FFS people - hold it in and use the bathroom like every other decent person
 
2017-07-17 09:25:30 PM  

Elzar: Airlines need to invent a fart detector so they can begin issuing fines to people who fart. I imagine something like $500 per fart ought to do the trick. Then distribute to the affected passengers in the area.

/ FFS people - hold it in and use the bathroom like every other decent person


Can't do that with "sneak" farts...  if you hold them in, you get sharts.
 
2017-07-17 10:44:23 PM  

CaptainSpaceJohnny: cptcaveman: Per this one, is a member of the flight crew:

http://www.wral.com/flight-crew-evacuates-plane-at-rdu-over-passed-gas​-/16823919/

Local source.

This is the word locally.  A crew member was the source of the miasma.  I think it was a flight attendant named Betty.


mm
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  ?
 
2017-07-18 02:06:22 AM  

Bermuda59: Taco Bell will now be banned from all airports


The BA lounge in Heathrow was serving up a chicken curry. Tasty, but seemed pretty dangerous for a bunch of people about to get into a metal tube for 14 hours.
 
2017-07-18 08:55:00 AM  

thesharkman: I was on a bus once and I couldn't hold it in any longer and let it go, it was silent. It smelled and in front of me was a man and his toddler daughter. About a minute later he took her to the bathroom I assume the change her diaper.


One of the hazards of my job. If I don't cop to it when I fart, the nurses will start looking for the patient that crapped, often dragging me along with them.
 
2017-07-18 08:56:57 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I remember a certain TFer who, having farted, didn't fess up to the fact even after building maintenance came in and started tearing up drywall to look for the source of the odor.


Epic!
 
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