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(Fox 5 San Diego)   American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today   ( fox5sandiego.com) divider line
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2017-07-17 06:25:32 AM  
Must have been one hell of a fart.
 
2017-07-17 08:17:10 AM  
what's his fark handle?

/seat belt extender or two full seats?
 
2017-07-17 08:18:15 AM  
It stinks.
 
2017-07-17 08:23:01 AM  
Plane evacuated after passenger evacuated.
 
2017-07-17 08:23:51 AM  
Cleared the area faster than an Amy Schumer comedy show.
 
2017-07-17 08:26:26 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:33:06 AM  
I doubt the culprit was hard to identify.

He would have been the only one with a smile on his face.
 
2017-07-17 08:39:41 AM  
Did anybody say whomever smelt it dealt it?
 
2017-07-17 08:42:29 AM  
Now, I once cleared out the back of a 24' box truck after a week-long whiskey and grilled meat bender...

An entire airplane?  I'm impressed.
 
2017-07-17 08:42:31 AM  
Jeebus, Ann Coulter's revenge knows no bounds.
 
2017-07-17 08:42:35 AM  
That's some special bragging rights there...
 
2017-07-17 08:45:46 AM  
One smart fellow?
 
2017-07-17 08:47:35 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:47:54 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:48:17 AM  
The source of this story is the Onion?
 
2017-07-17 08:50:32 AM  
You'll like the Boeing Dreamliner.

Part of the design included a lower cabin pressure. Cabin pressure, as you know, is a prime culprit in the passenger in the seat in front of you passing gas. The official design methodology included solving the problem.


From some of the stories you hear mid Atlantic when the stew is consoling you in the back of the plane, quite aware of the concert going on at seat level one row forward..
 
2017-07-17 08:52:14 AM  
Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."
 
2017-07-17 08:52:27 AM  
He should have waited until he got on an express elevator to the 100th floor.
 
2017-07-17 08:52:35 AM  
Authorities investigated the incident and determined that one of the passengers had "passed gas," the news station reported. Officials said later that it was a "medical call."

Sounds more like they passed a small intestine.
 
2017-07-17 08:53:38 AM  

Jake Havechek: Must have been one hell of a fart.


Taco Bell:  Weapon of Ass Destruction
 
2017-07-17 08:55:04 AM  
CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.
 
2017-07-17 08:55:12 AM  
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2017-07-17 08:56:01 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


He must have been the farter, seeing his quick denial.
 
2017-07-17 08:56:34 AM  

baronbloodbath: Authorities investigated the incident and determined that one of the passengers had "passed gas," the news station reported. Officials said later that it was a "medical call."

Sounds more like they passed a small intestine.


It was so impressive it put the "pro" in "prolapse".
 
2017-07-17 08:56:56 AM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


Did it feel like a blowtorch against your leg?
 
2017-07-17 08:57:11 AM  
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Impressive
 
2017-07-17 08:58:18 AM  
People on the flight complained of headaches and nausea

That guy might want go see a doctor.
 
2017-07-17 08:58:28 AM  
Wasn't there a story about a guy who consumed a pesticide and then went on a plane and had pesticide-laden fart gas? Which forced the pilot to abort the flight. Just googled it but couldn't find it.
 
2017-07-17 08:59:55 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:00:57 AM  

baronbloodbath: Authorities investigated the incident and determined that one of the passengers had "passed gas," the news station reported. Officials said later that it was a "medical call."

Sounds more like they passed a small intestine.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 09:04:08 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 09:04:42 AM  

Egalitarian: Wasn't there a story about a guy who consumed a pesticide and then went on a plane and had pesticide-laden fart gas? Which forced the pilot to abort the flight. Just googled it but couldn't find it.


Sounds like that guy really had a bug up his ass.
 
2017-07-17 09:05:29 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:06:05 AM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


I had a cat that loved my farts. She'd sit on my lap while I would watch TV. If I guffed she'd drink it in.
 
2017-07-17 09:06:39 AM  
It was the guy wearing:
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2017-07-17 09:06:45 AM  

Technoir: CSB:  i dunno what my wife ate this weekend, but about 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning, she dropped a gas bomb. I only noticed because our 3 cats BOLTED from the bed and out the bedroom door. Then, the stench penetrated my CPAP mask and shocked me fully awake. It was vile and horrendous.


When you can clear the cats from a sound sleep, you've hit the jackpot!  XD
 
2017-07-17 09:08:22 AM  

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IT WAS ME, AMERICAN AIRLINES! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

 
2017-07-17 09:13:26 AM  
It's not news, it's Fart.com
 
2017-07-17 09:14:05 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:14:19 AM  

BalugaJoe: It stinks.


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2017-07-17 09:16:44 AM  
I'm legendary at my work for having caused one of the girls to retch all over the place after passing by one of my blasts.
 
2017-07-17 09:18:24 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:19:58 AM  
I was on a bus once and I couldn't hold it in any longer and let it go, it was silent. It smelled and in front of me was a man and his toddler daughter. About a minute later he took her to the bathroom I assume the change her diaper.
 
2017-07-17 09:21:20 AM  
Someone had hush puppies...
 
2017-07-17 09:25:06 AM  
Ever had the other poker players at the table threaten to hold you down and shove a sock filled with baking soda up yer a$$?

/just that one time
//that was enough
 
OOF
2017-07-17 09:27:22 AM  
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2017-07-17 09:27:55 AM  

Walker: Fakes news. They said that wasn't the cause.

Ross Feinstein, a spokesman for the airline, released a statement that said in part:

"We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned."


This. The farking headline was an abject untruth according to the linked story and this was greened? Farking fark wants to be Opposing Views or Buzzfeed now. Going to shiat in a hurry.
 
2017-07-17 09:29:00 AM  
I thought Leo the Fart was dead?
 
2017-07-17 09:29:30 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Ever had the other poker players at the table threaten to hold you down and shove a sock filled with baking soda up yer a$$?

/just that one time
//that was enough


That used to be solved by everyone smoking cigars at the table.
 
2017-07-17 09:30:03 AM  
More fake news.
 
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