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(The New York Times)   "American women are being stripped of their sexual and reproductive autonomy not by a moralizing puritan, but by an erotically incontinent libertine"   ( mobile.nytimes.com) divider line
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2017-07-17 02:32:34 AM  
The idea that Trump is personally involved in any of these policies is laughable.
 
2017-07-17 02:41:48 AM  
erotically incontinent

But enough about Trump and the supposed pee tape.
 
2017-07-17 02:53:29 AM  
not by a moralizing puritan but by an erotically incontinent libertine.

(hork)

Sounds like Trump co starred with Cartman's mom in a German video
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2017-07-17 02:57:53 AM  
Our country is so stupid.
 
2017-07-17 02:58:01 AM  

fusillade762: The idea that Trump is personally involved in any of these policies is laughable.


Yeah, he doesn't understand anything that's not about him.. and if you try to explain it without using his name, several times, he loses interest.
 
2017-07-17 03:01:16 AM  
Jesus, it's like people forgot what it's like to be ruled.
 
2017-07-17 03:30:52 AM  
Subby finds Trump's incontinence to be erotic?
 
2017-07-17 05:17:18 AM  
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2017-07-17 05:52:35 AM  
It's the millennials.
 
2017-07-17 06:34:39 AM  
Just because a man likes to fark women doesn't mean he respects or even likes them.  Trump is an excellent example of a womanizing misogynist.
 
2017-07-17 06:51:14 AM  
The Erotically Incontinents was the name of my high school garage band.
 
2017-07-17 07:00:12 AM  
That's the really scary part of Trump's inevitable stroke/resignation/conviction -- Pastoresident Pence and the National Mandatory Baptism Act of 2018.
 
2017-07-17 07:03:59 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's the really scary part of Trump's inevitable stroke/resignation/conviction -- Pastoresident Pence and the National Mandatory Baptism Act of 2018.


Meh, I'd see Trump's successors as politically neutered. Trump is currently wearing the closest thing Republicans have to a functional set of political testicles.
 
2017-07-17 07:05:13 AM  

clkeagle: Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's the really scary part of Trump's inevitable stroke/resignation/conviction -- Pastoresident Pence and the National Mandatory Baptism Act of 2018.

Meh, I'd see Trump's successors as politically neutered. Trump is currently wearing the closest thing Republicans have to a functional set of political testicles.


And THAT is pretty damned pathetic.
 
2017-07-17 07:07:43 AM  
 Imagine how many paternity suits he'd have if all of the women he's slept with over the years didn't have access to birth control pills.  He'd be bankrupt...or he'd have to take out payday loans from Rubles Express to cover his child support payments.
 
2017-07-17 07:12:02 AM  
How DARE they call our president an erotically incontinent libertine!  He'll be up half the night trying to figure out how to use a dictionary...

Then, someone will tell him he's actually looking up words in a coffee-table book on the Irish countryside...
 
2017-07-17 07:20:56 AM  

clkeagle: Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's the really scary part of Trump's inevitable stroke/resignation/conviction -- Pastoresident Pence and the National Mandatory Baptism Act of 2018.

Meh, I'd see Trump's successors as politically neutered. Trump is currently wearing the closest thing Republicans have to a functional set of political testicles.


And if Trump is removed over the Russian collusion thing, it will call into question whether or not Pence even has the legal RIGHT to step into the Presidency

I suspect the courts will let him, but only after considering (and making a split decision) about the matter. He would have zero political influence.
 
2017-07-17 07:21:35 AM  
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2017-07-17 07:22:36 AM  

Sammichless: I suspect the courts will let him, but only after considering (and making a split decision) about the matter. He would have zero political influence.


He might finally pick a FEMA director.. granted, it might be Franklin Graham..
 
2017-07-17 07:24:40 AM  

PreMortem: The Erotically Incontinents was the name of my high school garage band.


I particularly loved your Beach Boys homage, "Little Loose Poop."
 
2017-07-17 07:29:49 AM  
Moralizing puritans generally prove to be sexually incontinent libertines in the end.

(I'm not using the word "erotically" because there's nothing erotic about a puffed-up fat combover self-entitled fraud grabbing at you because he's rich and thinks that makes everything OK.)
 
2017-07-17 07:32:31 AM  
Donald would have kept cheating on his wife Ivana with girlfriend Marla Maples if he wasn't caught.

Donald Trump On His Affair With Marla Maples, 1994
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2017-07-17 07:38:07 AM  

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Women for Trump is like... I've got nothing.  I thought about it for a few minutes and I've got nothing.
 
2017-07-17 07:39:43 AM  

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That's got to be examples of the most insane examples of utter stupidity right there.

Those women must have room temperature IQs, or the mentally-deficient kind that keep going back to abusive relationships.
 
2017-07-17 07:40:11 AM  

UNC_Samurai: PreMortem: The Erotically Incontinents was the name of my high school garage band.

I particularly loved your Beach Boys homage, "Little Loose Poop."


I liked their version of "Poop John P" myself.
 
2017-07-17 07:41:19 AM  
Morally upright people, like say, Josh Duggar?
 
2017-07-17 07:42:13 AM  

Scanty Em: Moralizing puritans generally prove to be sexually incontinent libertines in the end.

(I'm not using the word "erotically" because there's nothing erotic about a puffed-up fat combover self-entitled fraud grabbing at you because he's rich and thinks that makes everything OK.)


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2017-07-17 07:53:49 AM  

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That's got to be examples of the most insane examples of utter stupidity right there.

Those women must have room temperature IQs, or the mentally-deficient kind that keep going back to abusive relationships.


it is all about the poor defenseless aborted babies to that group. Single issue voters.
 
2017-07-17 07:56:02 AM  

Ambivalence: Just because a man likes to fark women doesn't mean he respects or even likes them.  Trump is an excellent example of a womanizing misogynist.


And his behavior mostly agrees with the right wing theocratic view that men own women and their bodies, and make the decisions on having sex and reproduction. However the religious derive this through the sacred institution of marriage for reproduction while Trump substitutes power through money and thinks sexual control is more about power than reproduction.
 
2017-07-17 07:59:43 AM  
Men own women.  There couldn't be a bigger phallusy than this.
 
2017-07-17 08:02:06 AM  
TRUMP SENDS SEAL TEAM ON HARROWING MISSION TO FIND HIS DICK

Elite naval unit hopes to reach President's gunt by nightfall

"May need to use cadaver dogs" to locate testicles
 
2017-07-17 08:03:47 AM  
I'm sure lots of people think Trump is pious just because he's running as a republican.

Also:

Aquapope: Men own women.  There couldn't be a bigger phallusy than this.


You. You I like.
 
2017-07-17 08:06:32 AM  

PreMortem: The Erotically Incontinents was the name of my high school garage band.


img.fark.net
 
2017-07-17 08:11:23 AM  

duppy: [img.fark.net image 374x352]


That can't be real... is what would've said before 2016. Now I just wanna know, what is that photo from?
 
2017-07-17 08:12:09 AM  

PreMortem: The Erotically Incontinents was the name of my high school garage band.


Grunge?
 
2017-07-17 08:13:56 AM  

clkeagle: Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's the really scary part of Trump's inevitable stroke/resignation/conviction -- Pastoresident Pence and the National Mandatory Baptism Act of 2018.

Meh, I'd see Trump's successors as politically neutered. Trump is currently wearing the closest thing Republicans have to a functional set of political testicles.


Why leave it at politically neutered?

Eunuch Party 2020!
 
2017-07-17 08:15:18 AM  
Erotically incontinent Libertinesis the name of my new Rick Santorum look-a-like Right Said Fred cover band.
 
2017-07-17 08:15:42 AM  

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Women for Trump is like... I've got nothing.  I thought about it for a few minutes and I've got nothing.


Women for Trump is like Gay Jews for Hitler.
 
2017-07-17 08:16:54 AM  

minorshan: duppy: [img.fark.net image 374x352]

That can't be real... is what would've said before 2016. Now I just wanna know, what is that photo from?


Pence went to NASA and touch the untouchable piece of flight hardware. There was a minor crisis on Twitter. We have all moved on to the 17 crisis that have occurred since then.
 
2017-07-17 08:17:36 AM  

Scanty Em: (I'm not using the word "erotically"


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2017-07-17 08:25:21 AM  
Trump made sure he has a bigger jet and carries more gross weight. But why's he even comparing himself to this day? That guy is dead. Must be the voices again.

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2017-07-17 08:25:28 AM  

Sammichless: clkeagle: Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's the really scary part of Trump's inevitable stroke/resignation/conviction -- Pastoresident Pence and the National Mandatory Baptism Act of 2018.

Meh, I'd see Trump's successors as politically neutered. Trump is currently wearing the closest thing Republicans have to a functional set of political testicles.

And if Trump is removed over the Russian collusion thing, it will call into question whether or not Pence even has the legal RIGHT to step into the Presidency

I suspect the courts will let him, but only after considering (and making a split decision) about the matter. He would have zero political influence.


Uhhhhh.... If it's a 5-4 split with the 5 saying "he shouldn't actually be president because he aided a foreign country tho influence our elections but, eh, screw it", Pence is still president.  And still a republican.  All the terrible policies, but with more focus, forced religion, and success.

POTUS doesn't believe and doesn't care about religions beyond being the object of praise.  VPOTUS believes and cares.  A lot.
 
2017-07-17 08:26:15 AM  

elkboy: PreMortem: The Erotically Incontinents was the name of my high school garage band.

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You shoulda been there. EPIC
 
2017-07-17 08:28:49 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: ...the mentally-deficient kind that keep going back to abusive relationships.


That is stupid and you should feel bad for typing it
 
2017-07-17 08:29:38 AM  

orangehat: Imagine how many paternity suits he'd have if all of the women he's slept with over the years didn't have access to birth control pills.  He'd be bankrupt...or he'd have to take out payday loans from Rubles Express to cover his child support payments.


There would be a national epidemic of clumsy women tripping and falling down the stairs.
 
2017-07-17 08:42:48 AM  

Girl From The North Country: Day_Old_Dutchie: ...the mentally-deficient kind that keep going back to abusive relationships.

That is stupid and you should feel bad for typing it


How else do you explain women who keep on going back to the men who beat them?
 
2017-07-17 08:43:44 AM  

fusillade762: The idea that Trump is personally involved in any of these policies is laughable.


The idea that the president of the United States of America is uninvolved in the monetary policy of his country is absurd.
 
2017-07-17 08:46:43 AM  

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Women for Trump is like... I've got nothing.  I thought about it for a few minutes and I've got nothing.


Ditto for Blacks for Trump. Wtf were these people thinking?
 
2017-07-17 08:50:31 AM  

rebelyell2006: Girl From The North Country: Day_Old_Dutchie: ...the mentally-deficient kind that keep going back to abusive relationships.

That is stupid and you should feel bad for typing it

How else do you explain women who keep on going back to the men who beat them?


Here's a start

Predators build up the victim's self-esteem before introducing the abuse. Many were victims of domestic abuse as children or grew up with parents who were in an abusive relationship. "They don't have a model for anything different," explains Malkin. "They accept it as the price of intimacy."
 
2017-07-17 08:55:48 AM  
First, check out the glimpse of Rump's nearly-real hairline in TFA photo.

Second, that "centerfold hopeful" is stunning.  Wonder who she is.

This will conclude my trivial observations for this thread.  The article was an exercise in the sadly obvious.
 
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