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(KHOU Houston)   There's something cool yet creepy when Garth Brooks offers to pay for your honeymoon   ( khou.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, bride-to-be Chelsea Townsend, WFAA Facebook friend, Brooks, Garth Brooks, Academy of Country Music, Facebook Townsend, Country music, Unanswered Prayers  
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-07-17 08:04:14 AM  
12 votes:
Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger farking.
2017-07-17 07:49:26 AM  
7 votes:
Chris Gaines can pay.
2017-07-17 08:14:28 AM  
5 votes:

phrawgh: What sort of proposal was it?


It was pretty decent.
2017-07-17 10:05:29 AM  
4 votes:
Why am I picturing Garth Brooks at the back of a dimly lit hotel room, wearing only a Coors light t-shirt with the sleeves cutoff, holding a Sony camcorder, staring at the couple in the bed and saying y'all just pretend I ain't here
2017-07-17 08:19:29 AM  
4 votes:
I remember when Garth was obsessed with Mango. Good times!

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2017-07-17 11:05:01 AM  
3 votes:

Kit Fister: Anything by Jay Z?


Ok you got me there... touche
2017-07-17 10:16:38 AM  
3 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Garth need to lose some weight


Hey, lay off Garth's girth.
2017-07-17 10:57:00 AM  
2 votes:

chewd: Kit Fister: This really depends on what country you listen to. There's a lot of juvenile and pandery country; but there's also a lot of juvenile and pandery pop, rap, etc. music.

Find me a pop, rap, or any other genre song that is even half as patronizing as "chew tebacca spit" & we'll talk.


"Barby Girl"? "West End Girls"? "Use Your Love Tonight"? Anything by Jay Z?
2017-07-17 10:17:28 AM  
2 votes:

CarnySaur: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Garth need to lose some weight

Hey, lay off Garth's girth.


Garth is just gravitationally gifted.
2017-07-17 08:33:41 AM  
2 votes:
Unanswered prayers?

A song about how a guy is now happy that his high school romance failed. Even though then he was praying for it to work out.

Quite the time to propose.

I guess if she said no he could just thank god.
2017-07-17 03:22:39 AM  
2 votes:
I read that as "play" and wondered "People have bands at their honeymoons now?"
2017-07-17 01:08:51 PM  
1 vote:

Richard Saunders: WGJ: Garth Brooks did for country music what pantyhose did for finger farking.

I am SO stealing that analogy.


Gussied it up a bit, made it slightly more difficult/inaccessible, but otherwise proved to be little more than window dressing?
2017-07-17 12:07:41 PM  
1 vote:
In a related note, Garth offered to pay for all of their meals as long as each meal contained tortellini.

/Why yes I do watch foodnetwork
2017-07-17 10:33:33 AM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: This really depends on what country you listen to. There's a lot of juvenile and pandery country; but there's also a lot of juvenile and pandery pop, rap, etc. music.


Find me a pop, rap, or any other genre song that is even half as patronizing as "chew tebacca spit" & we'll talk.
2017-07-17 08:48:05 AM  
1 vote:

Claude Ballse: Jokes on him. Now everyone will interrupt his concerts with marriage proposals to try and get a free honeymoon out of him.


He and  Trisha are pretty well known for random acts ok kindness.  Prolly  used to it.

Wasn't Garth, but I seem to remember a story from about 10 years ago or so where a celebrity did something random for someone, I think it may have been a paid honeymoon as well, and was sued by another couple who "expected the same thing".

Might been a movie plot device instead of real.

Can anyone help jog the memory?
2017-07-17 08:04:38 AM  
1 vote:
His friends in low places will videotape the honeymoon, if you know what I mean.
 
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