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(Independent)   White House has great respect for the tradition of sending welcome letters to newly sworn-in citizens, and believes the process doesn't need any changes. Even when it comes to the President's signature on the letter   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
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2017-07-16 05:04:43 PM  
"Thanks, Obama!"

I'd rather have a "Welcome to America" letter from a true American President, such as Obama, than one from the chaos demon in office now.
 
2017-07-16 05:07:42 PM  
 Only the best people!
 
2017-07-16 05:10:23 PM  
Most incompetent administration ever.
 
2017-07-16 05:10:25 PM  
I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.
 
2017-07-16 05:16:59 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.


Entire text of new letter

"GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM"
 
2017-07-16 06:24:41 PM  
Not really angry about this one, but still seems appropriate...

img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 06:25:01 PM  

PainInTheASP: I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.


I'd support that - for Sebastian Gorka's letter.
 
2017-07-16 06:27:08 PM  

RJReves: PainInTheASP: I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.

Entire text of new letter

"GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM"


"We are aware that you snuck through somehow, but WE WILL FIND YOU AND DEPORT YOU!"

These are the guys who think they could take away the American citizenship of people born in the United States legally if their skin isn't pink enough.
 
2017-07-16 06:27:47 PM  
Right wingers:
Doesn't the continued incompetence of this administration BOTHER you, at least a little?
 
2017-07-16 06:29:25 PM  
Trump is too busy winning and making Merica Great Again to worry about new citizens
 
2017-07-16 06:29:28 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Right wingers:
Doesn't the continued incompetence of this administration BOTHER you, at least a little?


Haha, you libs are bothered by incompetence! Haha!
 
2017-07-16 06:29:32 PM  
PROOF Fartbongo is at the helm of the Deep State Shadow Government attempting to derail the first US BORN POSUS in the last 9 years! How can Mr. Trump MAGA now?
 
2017-07-16 06:29:44 PM  
I'm just LOLing my ass off over here.

It's been a great week.
 
2017-07-16 06:30:44 PM  
Something tells me they better get the signature from the correct guy.  Obama was lights years beyond this incompetent buffoon now in office, but I wouldn't bank on this piece of paper meaning anything to anyone in court.
 
2017-07-16 06:32:59 PM  

Butterflew: I'm just LOLing my ass off over here.

It's been a great week.


Same here.  This made my day.  Thanks, Fartbongo!
 
2017-07-16 06:36:38 PM  
I would be relieved.
 
2017-07-16 06:36:41 PM  

gnosis301: I wouldn't bank on this piece of paper meaning anything to anyone in court.


It doesn't mean anything in court, regardless of the signature. It's just a nice souvenir.

A naturalization certificate is the meaningful document.
 
2017-07-16 06:37:35 PM  

phrawgh: PROOF Fartbongo is at the helm of the Deep State Shadow Government attempting to derail the first US BORN POSUS in the last 9 years! How can Mr. Trump MAGA now?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-07-16 06:37:59 PM  
media.makeameme.org
 
2017-07-16 06:39:18 PM  
And all of these people say "suddenly our long national nightmare is over"
 
2017-07-16 06:39:22 PM  
Remember when using an automatic pen was a scandal?
img.fark.net


Now, we have this.
img.fark.net
and lets throw this one out there.
img.fark.net

If Obama had done this, people would've sh*t their pants so hard, they would've seen stars.
 
2017-07-16 06:40:34 PM  
Newsflash: White House has updated their letter, it now simply reads

"Get Out Darky."
 
2017-07-16 06:40:57 PM  
it's like the cast of "arrested development" got elected to the presidency.
 
2017-07-16 06:42:31 PM  

OhioUGrad: Newsflash: White House has updated their letter, it now simply reads

"Get Out Darky."


It was actually updated by his lawyer and simply reads, "Watch your back, biatch."
 
2017-07-16 06:43:54 PM  

optikeye: Most incompetent administration ever.


Seriously.

I said before, and it seems to fit here: These idiots have NO IDEA how to run even a two-person office, much less the White House. They're dropping balls that shouldn't be dropped, because they figured stuff like new stationary, hotel reservations, Easter Egg Rolls, sort of just "happened" by virtue of there being a White House, and the idea that the Chief of Staff has to actually TELL SOMEONE to do it, or hire people to get shiat done, is just foreign to these people.

And Rinsed Preebus has been around for a while, which makes it more bewildering. Hasn't he got a staff? What the hell do they do all day?
 
2017-07-16 06:44:11 PM  

70Ford: Remember when using an automatic pen was a scandal?
[img.fark.net image 637x500]


Now, we have this.
[img.fark.net image 500x688]
and lets throw this one out there.
[img.fark.net image 620x350]

If Obama had done this, people would've sh*t their pants so hard, they would've seen stars.


You're forgetting that the republicans have a situational set of principles. One for when they're in power, another for when the Democrats are in power. Some may call that fraudulent and childish, but that's fake news.
 
2017-07-16 06:44:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-07-16 06:47:26 PM  
Just like it took the administration a half year to get photos of Trump, Pence and the respective cabinet secretary up at the entrances of federal office buildings.  The Trump administration is a testament to incompetency.
 
2017-07-16 06:48:50 PM  
I wonder if this is a direct result of all appointee vacancies.
 
2017-07-16 06:50:28 PM  

RJReves: PainInTheASP: I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.

Entire text of new letter

"GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM"


PS: I won the election and Hillary didn't (see attached map).
 
2017-07-16 06:50:58 PM  

whatsupchuck: [img.fark.net image 850x773]


Huge improvement. Now, about his personality...
 
2017-07-16 06:51:03 PM  
He probably thinks he can later deport them claiming he never signed their welcome letter.
 
2017-07-16 06:51:49 PM  

italie: I wonder if this is a direct result of all appointee vacancies.


This.

This is why you let the outgoing employees stick around for a little while; to cross train the incoming.
 
2017-07-16 06:52:10 PM  

Wyalt Derp: RJReves: PainInTheASP: I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.

Entire text of new letter

"GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM"

PS: I won the election and Hillary didn't (see attached map).


I don't think I got the right map in my packet

static.independent.co.uk
 
2017-07-16 06:53:29 PM  
Did anybody make the home that Obama is happy to see them and Donnie two scoops wants them to go home yet?

Dibs on that one.
 
2017-07-16 06:56:08 PM  

ABQGOD: This is why you let the outgoing employees stick around for a little while; to cross train the incoming.


I'm sort of thinking this IS the outgoing employees stuck around and, without any updated material delivered from higher up, willfully continuing to send out this version.
 
2017-07-16 06:56:12 PM  

gnosis301: Something tells me they better get the signature from the correct guy.  Obama was lights years beyond this incompetent buffoon now in office, but I wouldn't bank on this piece of paper meaning anything to anyone in court.


I don't think a welcome letter is a legal document.
 
2017-07-16 06:56:13 PM  
SEE!?? TRUMP WAS JUST A FRONT!  DICTATOR OBAMA REALLY IS IN HIS THIRD TERM!! MY UNCLE WITH THE FW: FW: RE: Re: fw: RE: RE: WARNING WAS RIGHT!!1!ELEVENTY!

*wraps whole body in tin foil*
 
2017-07-16 06:56:14 PM  
Now I'm geeking out on maps....Thanks Trump


metrocosm.com
 
2017-07-16 06:57:15 PM  
There are probably a lot of happy new citizens.  They have something worth framing now, an unexpected surprise.
 
2017-07-16 06:57:34 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2017-07-16 06:58:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: optikeye: Most incompetent administration ever.

Seriously.

I said before, and it seems to fit here: These idiots have NO IDEA how to run even a two-person office, much less the White House. They're dropping balls that shouldn't be dropped, because they figured stuff like new stationary, hotel reservations, Easter Egg Rolls, sort of just "happened" by virtue of there being a White House, and the idea that the Chief of Staff has to actually TELL SOMEONE to do it, or hire people to get shiat done, is just foreign to these people.

And Rinsed Preebus has been around for a while, which makes it more bewildering. Hasn't he got a staff? What the hell do they do all day?


Solatire up date their CVs post on Fark.
 
2017-07-16 06:59:08 PM  
F*ck it.

I don't even give a sh*t anymore.
 
2017-07-16 06:59:55 PM  
God, that picture is absolutely perfect!! Obama thinks this is funny as fark...

static.independent.co.uk


Seriously though, it says this is from Trump's inauguration. Wonder what he's smiling about? Probably the undersized turnout. Either that, or the ability for Trump to lie like a farking rug.
 
2017-07-16 07:00:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: And Rinsed Preebus has been around for a while, which makes it more bewildering. Hasn't he got a staff? What the hell do they do all day?


Answer subpoenas?
 
2017-07-16 07:01:26 PM  

Prey4reign: Just like it took the administration a half year to get photos of Trump, Pence and the respective cabinet secretary up at the entrances of federal office buildings. The Trump administration is a testament to incompetency.


If I were ever elected to an executive office, my first order of business would be to eliminate politicians posting pictures of themselves.
 
2017-07-16 07:01:46 PM  

italie: Wyalt Derp: RJReves: PainInTheASP: I'm sure the updated welcome letter will reflect the change of attitude that came withe the change of administrations.

/It'll be a photocopied alt-right rant delivered via brick through the front window of the immigrant's apartment.

Entire text of new letter

"GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM"

PS: I won the election and Hillary didn't (see attached map).

I don't think I got the right map in my packet

[static.independent.co.uk image 620x304]


I love all the dicks all over that map...
 
2017-07-16 07:03:38 PM  

Mikey1969: God, that picture is absolutely perfect!! Obama thinks this is funny as fark...

[static.independent.co.uk image 620x465]


Seriously though, it says this is from Trump's inauguration. Wonder what he's smiling about? Probably the undersized turnout. Either that, or the ability for Trump to lie like a farking rug.


It is the face of wisdom.  The face of a man who knows what kind of shiat Trump was in for.

And it's only 6 months in.  If Trump doesn't have a coronary by the end of the year from the sheer amount of "can't even," I'll be shocked.
 
2017-07-16 07:03:55 PM  
Wait, we're still letting people in?
 
2017-07-16 07:04:27 PM  

Mikey1969: Seriously though, it says this is from Trump's inauguration. Wonder what he's smiling about? Probably the undersized turnout. Either that, or the ability for Trump to lie like a farking rug.


Fake news!
 
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